Originally posted by Yuna89
tiga? why? add tiga? meaning tigger?
That was an incredibly stupid post. 😬 Tiga is the Ultraman powerful enough to blow up a country-sized titanium island easily at low power(Omni), strong enough to fly through walls without even feeling them and take on a ultimately powered Beak Seijin without any powerups or abilities(Power), and fast enough to outfly lightning(Speed). The original Ultraman showed him up.
I'd be, uh...well, I haven't thought of a name for myself yet. My costume would be brown slacks and a plain white tanktop, and my powers would be to drink whenever and whatever I want and however much I want, to eat whatever and whenever I want and however much I want, and to fart however and whenever I want. I'd definitely go blow out a real clockstopper in the nearest cathedral. Or maybe a mosque. Yeah, definitely a mosque.
Edit: Also, I never have to go to the bathroom, except for when I want, and I never become unwell in any way, physically or otherwise.