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No he's not. I'm Christ. Im just masquerading as an atheist to test the faith of the faithful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=037HvQ1TyGM

For being Christ...he's rather dumb.

Yep.

Its also constantly amazing how hypocritical people are...calling his religoin a cult (in the modern not the traditional sense) and accusing him of "brainwashing" and sketchy tactics....

Considering that Jesus's skin was pretty much black, im going to say this guy isnt Jesus

He's saying he is Christ returned.

Deceivers will always find those who are willing to be deceived.

People are desperate for it to be true....


They are blind.

Originally posted by Alliance
People are desperate for it to be true....


Because they want to be immortal, but it's not going to happen.

Also they feel that they are not in control, so they desperately need someone to be in control for them.

Jesus Christ! I mean... OMG... no, I mean... Who the f believes this? I mean if he's got followers then... *thinks* you know what? I'm Zeus! Who wants to be Ares? Anyone?

Ares was always a dumba$$.

Jesus didnt go around saying "Hey look at me im the messiah"

He proved himself by helping people.

Im sick of people twisting his teachings

Originally posted by Grimm22
Jesus didnt go around saying "Hey look at me im the messiah"

He proved himself by helping people.

Im sick of people twisting his teachings

I couldn't agree more

Originally posted by Grimm22
Jesus didnt go around saying "Hey look at me im the messiah"

He proved himself by helping people.

Im sick of people twisting his teachings

Well, we're taught not to think of Jesus that way.

Now if he would actually walk on watter and heal a blind man then... maybe... I would still say he was is a fraud

If he cures poverty...I might give him a shot. Walking on water benefits no one.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Jesus didnt go around saying "Hey look at me im the messiah"

He proved himself by helping people.

Im sick of people twisting his teachings

The bible says Jesus will not walk on earth ever again. But Satan himself will and he will claim to be Jesus and many will beleive him to be.
Dont be fooled. He will perform miricles but he is not Jesus Christ.

Well, the funny thing about that is all the devout religious Christians will be the ones groveling at "Christs" feet now wouldn't they. People so desperate to believe that "he" is back.

Meanwhile, skeptics will be sceptics.

Ironic, imo.

The world is full of nutjobs who think they're the sone fo God.

Christopher Scarver, the man who killed Jeffery Dahmer, believed he was the son of God.

Originally posted by Alliance
If he cures poverty...I might give him a shot. Walking on water benefits no one.

Well if you think about it that way, the Omen is supposed to be this great politician/leader who will solve all the world's problems and cause people to blindly follow him, while he destroys isreal and starts mass genocide

Originally posted by Grimm22
Considering that Jesus's skin was pretty much black, im going to say this guy isnt Jesus

More like a dark tan.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Well if you think about it that way, the Omen is supposed to be this great politician/leader who will solve all the world's problems and cause people to blindly follow him, while he destroys isreal and starts mass genocide

... kinda sounds like Dubyah. .... except for the "great leader" and "solving problems" parts. disgust

Originally posted by D-Double
... kinda sounds like Dubyah. .... except for the "great leader" and "solving problems" parts. disgust

I dont see how people think how Bush is this evil mastermind behind 9/11 and whanot.

I mean the guy cant even eat pretzals without help, none the less mastermind an evil plan

He "masterminded" the "War on Terror"...its not just him....its the administration.

Mastermind! Ever heard "Underware goes inside the pants"?

sounds logical...but I can't get a read on alternative connotations.

It's actually something made by Lazy Boy, google it.

A rant.

Originally posted by Lumanix
http://cegenglish.com/ Jesus was and is white! He cannot be a Hispanic! I call foul play!























Oh, people today

Well, if he can turn water into wine I'll believe him.

If he could turn water into Beer I'll worship him.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Well, if he can turn water into wine I'll believe him.

If he could turn water into Beer I'll worship him.

I turn water into beer, well I do use a few hopps.

Banning alcohol was one thing that Chrsitians got right

Originally posted by Alliance
He "masterminded" the "War on Terror"...its not just him....its the administration.

Well I will give you this, some members of the administration are corrupt.

Especially Rumbsfeld

Its the whole concept that the administration conveys...Orwell should have written a book called 2001.

And this comes from me...and I'm very defensive about my patriotism and government. In 2000, i was 14 years old, after reading a TIME magazine article on Bush's tax cuts...i questioned his economic policy and $1 billion for emergency spending.

I was right, and I have never liked him since that point.

he is not uf the Christ saviour of the world because i am he

Why has the OTF lost its power?!?

Originally posted by topcat
he is not uf the Christ saviour of the world because i am he

Umm, why would you claim to be the guy that is claiming to be Christ...

Is someone else going to claim to be the guy who claimed to be the guy who claimed to be Christ...

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