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I saw the saddest thing just when i was in the car ....

The car in front of me stopped like without warning and i nearly went it to the back of her car...and i was like blah blah blah WTF .....but then i saw this squrriel woddle in front of the car it look like it couldnt walk and i think it gave birth coz another tiny one appeared ... they made it to the other side of the road when a big ass lorry ...well you know the rest... i felt like crying for the little mites

Did they pop like popcorn?

evillaugh

My sister accidentally scared a squirrel so it ran across the street and was hit by a car. The broken corpse landed at her feet, disfigured and missing a bunch of teeth.

they kinda went really big at one end and then i stalled me car and that took my attention away

So a baby squirrel popped like popcorn? How could it even walk? The ads at the bottom of my screen are about Squirrel Control. I'll just send Lady'Luck' and a giant bus to deal with them

Sad sadangel

poor squirrels

They're only cute when they're alive Frankly, they're quite ugly once squashed to a tiny pulp


Thank you, Captain Obvious

What?

What?

Squirrels can be jerks though. Especially when they taunt you from trees.

And throw their nuts at you? And not the kind of nuts that you or they eat. The other kind of nuts. They do that to you too?

they've thrown stuff at me, not sure if its nuts.......

Oh. So no nuts eh?....

well, still not sure........*shrugs*

Oh *throws nut at SelphieT* How 'bout now?

........so you're some kind of secret squirrel, eh!?

What me? No! It was.... it was Vinny

Vinny.......he is pretty squirrely......but I better not say that. He'll give me a mean post or something. I swear, whenever I mention him just ONCE, he sees it right afterwards, its weird. OH well.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Vinny.......he is pretty squirrely......but I better not say that. He'll give me a mean post or something. I swear, whenever I mention him just ONCE, he sees it right afterwards, its weird. OH well.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, he has that weird ass gift. ermm

Originally posted by Council#13
Yeah, he has that weird ass gift. ermm
It's Talent.

And a gift ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It's Talent.

Should have eaten the squirrel, you never know, in some cultures, squirrel might be considered a delicacy, so you wouldnt want to waste such fine cuisine when there are people who starve every night ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah, I do.

GODDAMMIT!

Well meybe But to eat a squirrel whic was killed by a car souds disgusting anyway Yuk

what about black squirrels? Are they like ninja squirrels?

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Should have eaten the squirrel, you never know, in some cultures, squirrel might be considered a delicacy, so you wouldnt want to waste such fine cuisine when there are people who starve every night ermm

Yeah but these were pretty much 'ones with the road' flatter than flat...you would have a hard time get them back up of it

Originally posted by ladygrim
I saw the saddest thing just when i was in the car ....

The car in front of me stopped like without warning and i nearly went it to the back of her car...and i was like blah blah blah WTF .....but then i saw this squrriel woddle in front of the car it look like it couldnt walk and i think it gave birth coz another tiny one appeared ... they made it to the other side of the road when a big ass lorry ...well you know the rest... i felt like crying for the little mites
Awww, poor things.

Originally posted by ladygrim
I saw the saddest thing just when i was in the car ....

The car in front of me stopped like without warning and i nearly went it to the back of her car...and i was like blah blah blah WTF .....but then i saw this squrriel woddle in front of the car it look like it couldnt walk and i think it gave birth coz another tiny one appeared ... they made it to the other side of the road when a big ass lorry ...well you know the rest... i felt like crying for the little mites Oh yeah, that was me. I'm a roadkill expert.

Originally posted by ladygrim
Yeah but these were pretty much 'ones with the road' flatter than flat...you would have a hard time get them back up of it

Just grab a straw and well..you know...suck them up ermm

Originally posted by Council#13


Reported for laughing.

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Reported for laughing.

Reported for Reporting.

Originally posted by Council#13
evillaugh

My sister accidentally scared a squirrel so it ran across the street and was hit by a car. The broken corpse landed at her feet, disfigured and missing a bunch of teeth.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Reported for Reporting.

not reported for reporting a reporting.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Reported for Reporting.

OH NOES YOU GOTTED ME THERE!!11fear

Originally posted by ladygrim
I saw the saddest thing just when i was in the car ....

The car in front of me stopped like without warning and i nearly went it to the back of her car...and i was like blah blah blah WTF .....but then i saw this squrriel woddle in front of the car it look like it couldnt walk and i think it gave birth coz another tiny one appeared ... they made it to the other side of the road when a big ass lorry ...well you know the rest... i felt like crying for the little mites

That's sad


I would have taken the baby b/c the mom was gonna die.

I am Reporting PeterGriffinng a reporting that was reported after my reporting that I reported yesterday after the report I did reporting ...

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
crylaugh


thats so not funny, thats sooo sad, the poor little babies weep

It was sad ...

Originally posted by ladygrim
It was sad ...

it'll be ok cutehug

Originally posted by SelphieT
Squirrels can be jerks though. Especially when they taunt you from trees.
Yeah they shout all kinds of abuse when they are up there. One called me an ass once because i dropped a chip. Stupid tall trees