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One evening a week or so ago, I was taking out the trash and then walked around the block. I shuffled my feet and came around the block and I saw some chick coming out of one of the duplexes that are near my crib. I straightened up my posture and puffed out my chest some and saw that she was carrying a tub of something.
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't" We had a good chuckle and that was about it. I strolled on like I didn't have time for her.
I saw her get into her small little white car and head out.
Well, Yesterday during my break I grabbed some Subway and went back to my crib and ate, and then thought to myself, "I'll go and knock on her door and ask her out!" Her car was there so I did a few quick squats and pelvic stretches, checked my look in the mirror and squeezed my nuts while grunting, "Sack up, you pussy!"
I rolled out and ....well, no need to go to her door. There she was, checking her mail in her little box outside. I strolled up and said, "Excuse me..." Blone, short hair and not quite that hot....more fair skinned no doubt.

Not AS hot as she looked in the dark, but still ample an ass enough for the G Honk. I made quick conversation with her (her name was Kasey) before busting into asking her to a local shrimp shack for lunch today.
And then the bullshit ensued....
"Well, my birthday is Saturday...so my friends are taking me out tomorrow afternoon."
"How about tomorrow night?"
"Well, I got family taking out tomorrow night, too, so...."
before I could say anything else she said, "And on SATurday...some other friends of mine are taking me out to eat for the evening.."

I could see where this was going. I have the nads to walk up and ask for a date in a gentlemen-like fashion, and she returns the favor by lying like a little whore.

I reached onto the top of the mailboxes and grabbed a JCPenny catalog that was lying on top with some other coupons and stuff. On the cover were some hotties modeling summer gear, and I was sure there were some pics of B model swimsuit bitches.

I grabbed it and rolled it up and said, "So it sounds like 'Take Kasey Out For Her Birthday Weekend,' I guess," I said smiling like a pussbag, just taking it in the ass as she made quick work of me and shooed me off.
She said, "Yeah...it's like EVERYBODY'S trying to celebrate my birthday at the same time this weekend."

I looked at her blankly while lightly batting the rolled up JC Penny Spankalog in my palm, and said , "And you know why that is, Kasey?"

she said, "why?"

I smiled sarcastically, turned around and took a couple steps as if I was walking away, and then turned my head around and squinted my eyes and said,
"Because you're just so ****ing special."

Dead silence.

I just walked away and she had nothing to say at all.

WAR making ingrate, snotty childish bitches THINK for a second that life isn't all about them. WAR the days of yore when women were thrilled to have a handsome gentleman caller ask to court them.

I'll find out where she works and watch her place of employment crumble in due time because of the karma.

And if it doesn't, Proctor and I will just egg her fukken duplex.

Oot

Didnt bother reading all that but you probably fail? just playing the odds

um..... interesting...... ne ways welcome to KMC

haha awesome

RACK General Peters!!!!

I think, in retrospect, you'll come to the conclusion that you're the stuck up one in this scenario. Why would you be so confident she'd say yes? Couldn't there possibly be some other reason she was denying your advances? Save for the obvious, she just didn't fancy you, did it ever cross your mind that maybe she had a boyfriend or was seeing someone and wanted to let you down as gently as possible? Maybe, in this instance, she was the one being mature and polite, while you are the arrogant ass

Haha, don't be offended or think I'm just another stuck up chick, I hate those types. But if you do yourself a favour and read through what you've written whilst seeing it from another perspective, you might see what I mean.

You are a man hater...Shhhh

I read the first bit, but decided I'd rather make a Sandwich than read the rest.

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
You are a man hater...Shhhh

Oh no, you really have got me all wrong. I love men, I have a beautiful boyfriend. What turns me off, however, are little boys with over-inflated egos and Typical Man braincells in abundance

I would read all that, but I'm feeling lazy today, welcome to KMC.

I gotta agree with Syren

Stalker...

Originally posted by Daedalus
I would read all that, but I'm feeling lazy today, welcome to KMC.


Two of you, then.

I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.

How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.

It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.

Will there EVER be a rainbow?

Originally posted by General Peters
Two of you, then.

I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.

How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.

It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.

Will there EVER be a rainbow? And you just started ranting about nothingness....

I'm just confused as to why one would sign up to a forum to tell people they didn't know that they owned someone...

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I don't understand why he though he owned them. It is possible that she was telling the truth, or it's possible she had a boyfriend, and was trying to let him down easy. While what he did made me laugh hysterically, I would say he was being the stuck up person, not the girl.

*Didn't read any of the opening post*

I concur...

I'm pretty sure that little comment of his was a little on the Racist/Sexist side confused

Originally posted by General Peters
Two of you, then.

I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.

How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.

It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.

Will there EVER be a rainbow?

I don't like you.

Originally posted by XNavyXSEALX
I'm pretty sure that little comment of his was a little on the Racist/Sexist side confused

Good, so its not just me who saw it that way...

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
He asked this girl out, and she said "Oh, I'm celebrating my birthday over the next few days.....everyone seems to want to celebrate it with me"


He sarcastically says"Because your so ****ing special"

Oh yeah... She got owned.

Originally posted by Syren


I think, in retrospect, you'll come to the conclusion that you're the stuck up one in this scenario. Why would you be so confident she'd say yes? Couldn't there possibly be some other reason she was denying your advances? Save for the obvious, she just didn't fancy you, did it ever cross your mind that maybe she had a boyfriend or was seeing someone and wanted to let you down as gently as possible? Maybe, in this instance, she was the one being mature and polite, while you are the arrogant ass

Haha, don't be offended or think I'm just another stuck up chick, I hate those types. But if you do yourself a favour and read through what you've written whilst seeing it from another perspective, you might see what I mean. I agree.

Another question: If she's such a "stuck-up chick", why ask her out in the 1st place?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
He didn't think she was stuck-up till he asked her out.

So he think's she's stuck-up because he was declined... Not only that but declined in a way that could have been used to spare feelings?

All American's suck. shrug

w00t

Noooooo... You misunderstood... All American's suck.... Not "All Americans" suck.

Oopseh, think I started something

WickedTexasMomA - blushing

That story really doesn't live up to the title.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I'm not all American. I'm all Am-Eric-an. (because my real name is Eric....get it?)

Cartman?

j/k

Originally posted by Ladyluck
That story really doesn't live up to the title.

At least some of you actually read the story before running the guy out... although, on this occasion, he's a newcomer who deserved it.

Originally posted by Syren
At least some of you actually read the story before running the guy out... although, on this occasion, he's a newcomer who deserved it. Yep?

Why the question mark? Don't bottle out now!!

Originally posted by Syren
Why the question mark? Don't bottle out now!! Let me rephrase that:

Yep! Most definately!

Originally posted by Syren


I think, in retrospect, you'll come to the conclusion that you're the stuck up one in this scenario. Why would you be so confident she'd say yes? Couldn't there possibly be some other reason she was denying your advances? Save for the obvious, she just didn't fancy you, did it ever cross your mind that maybe she had a boyfriend or was seeing someone and wanted to let you down as gently as possible? Maybe, in this instance, she was the one being mature and polite, while you are the arrogant ass

Haha, don't be offended or think I'm just another stuck up chick, I hate those types. But if you do yourself a favour and read through what you've written whilst seeing it from another perspective, you might see what I mean.

thats what I think, srry dude

Originally posted by Syren


I think, in retrospect, you'll come to the conclusion that you're the stuck up one in this scenario. Why would you be so confident she'd say yes? Couldn't there possibly be some other reason she was denying your advances? Save for the obvious, she just didn't fancy you, did it ever cross your mind that maybe she had a boyfriend or was seeing someone and wanted to let you down as gently as possible? Maybe, in this instance, she was the one being mature and polite, while you are the arrogant ass

Haha, don't be offended or think I'm just another stuck up chick, I hate those types. But if you do yourself a favour and read through what you've written whilst seeing it from another perspective, you might see what I mean.

agreed.

Oh gawd... and there I was re-reading that very post a little while later and wondering if I'd read him all wrong. Perhaps not

Originally posted by Syren
Oh gawd... and there I was re-reading that very post a little while later and wondering if I'd read him all wrong. Perhaps not It could go either way, really.

What is boils down to is that I got into her head. SHe clearly never had her parents beat her ass, which is one of the problems. She's probably never had anyone tell it to her face as it is.

Not only did I get into her head and not walk away with my head down like many others who have tried to ask out this ****, but no question that karma will come back to bite her in the ass. I could name several instances where I asked out chicks who stymied me and then within just MONTHS, I drove past or went to their place of employment and saw that the place was out of business.

Like at a video store last summer, I got turned down by some chick there as I was renting porn, and within a MONTH I came back there and saw the "for rent" sign on the damn door. I laughed, got out of my sled, took a piss on the door and smoked a Marlboro Light while whispering "WARRRRR G-man Karma" while grinning like Jack Nicholson.

Originally posted by General Peters
What is boils down to is that I got into her head. SHe clearly never had her parents beat her ass, which is one of the problems. She's probably never had anyone tell it to her face as it is.

Not only did I get into her head and not walk away with my head down like many others who have tried to ask out this ****, but no question that karma will come back to bite her in the ass. I could name several instances where I asked out chicks who stymied me and then within just MONTHS, I drove past or went to their place of employment and saw that the place was out of business.

Like at a video store last summer, I got turned down by some chick there as I was renting porn, and within a MONTH I came back there and saw the "for rent" sign on the damn door. I laughed, got out of my sled, took a piss on the door and smoked a Marlboro Light while whispering "WARRRRR G-man Karma" while grinning like Jack Nicholson. Well, it's possible she was telling the truth, or trying to let you down easy, as she could've been taken. You don't know what was gonig on in her life.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Well, it's possible she was telling the truth, or trying to let you down easy, as she could've been taken. You don't know what was gonig on in her life.


But mysteriously YOU do??

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
But mysteriously YOU do?? I'm not saying that IS the case, I'm saying it COULD'VE been the case.

That post right there proves that you are by far the least intelligent thing to ever disgrace humankind. It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that I was speaking hypothetically. You don't only fail at the Internet...you fail at life, you immature prick.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I'm not saying that IS the case, I'm saying it COULD'VE been the case.

That post right there proves that you are by far the least intelligent thing to ever disgrace humankind. It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that I was speaking hypothetically. You don't only fail at the Internet...you fail at life, you immature prick.

I've just reported you for that, because you're a hypocrite and this;

"you fail at life, you immature prick."

Is considered flaming.

Originally posted by Syren
I've just reported you for that, because you're a hypocrite and this;

"you fail at life, you immature prick."

Is considered flaming. I thought that fell into the category of "Bashing."

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I thought that fell into the category of "Bashing."

Same difference. Either way, you're guilty of that which you so passionately despise and I'm disappointed.

Flaming/bashing is defined as insulting and name-calling for no valid reason. Generally being abusive or using profanity and crass references against someone you perhaps don't get along with.

You're reporting everyone and anyone who posts something that disagrees with your opinion, whether they've directly insulted you or not, and then you call someone a 'prick' for no apparent reason. I don't understand.

A lot of times when I say "reported" I don't actually report them.....just to scare them off....


But yeah...back on topic.

It really could've gone either way.

Originally posted by Syren
Same difference. Either way, you're guilty of that which you so passionately despise and I'm disappointed.

Flaming/bashing is defined as insulting and name-calling for no valid reason. Generally being abusive or using profanity and crass references against someone you perhaps don't get along with.

You're reporting everyone and anyone who posts something that disagrees with your opinion, whether they've directly insulted you or not, and then you call someone a 'prick' for no apparent reason. I don't understand.


I KNEW I dug this chick!!!!
He is PATHETIC and the biggest crybaby hypocrit I have run across.
And, hes a LARPer

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
A lot of times when I say "reported" I don't actually report them.....just to scare them off....


But yeah...back on topic.

It really could've gone either way.

Skirt tuggin hem hiding mommies widdle golden boy, huh?

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly



I KNEW I dug this chick!!!!
He is PATHETIC and the biggest crybaby hypocrit I have run across.
And, hes a LARPer A) Not a crybaby. If I were a crybaby, I'd never stay on this forum for as long as I have. Seriously, I'd have been rushed out.

B) What the hell is LARP.

C) If you're trying to insult me, you're doing a horrible job of it

D) Back on topic.

The Guy could've been right in doing that, but it's possible that he could've been wrong too...

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly



I KNEW I dug this chick!!!!
He is PATHETIC and the biggest crybaby hypocrit I have run across.
And, hes a LARPer

Whether you dig me or not doesn't change my opinion about you. The best thing you could have done when you joined KMC is rise above the ribbing you were given, but you retaliated aggressively and got blasted for it. Now you're using the excuse that you've been victimised to abuse every person who speaks to you and it's not gonna bode well for you.

Kings is letting himself down, mostly out of frustration. I can understand but he should know better. I'm sick and tired of watching adults throw pathetic insults at one another for some egotistical victory and I'm bored shitless with repeating myself.

Why waste your energy on one another? It's a forum, on the internet. My god.

Oh, and if LARP is in reference to roleplay, then I'm a LARP too. And proud of it. At least I have some imagination and use it positively.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
A) Not a crybaby. If I were a crybaby, I'd never stay on this forum for as long as I have. Seriously, I'd have been rushed out.

B) What the hell is LARP.

C) If you're trying to insult me, you're doing a horrible job of it

D) Back on topic.

The Guy could've been right in doing that, but it's possible that he could've been wrong too...


Sincerly,
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/probdumbass.jpg

Originally posted by Syren
Whether you dig me or not doesn't change my opinion about you. The best thing you could have done when you joined KMC is rise above the ribbing you were given, but you retaliated aggressively and got blasted for it. Now you're using the excuse that you've been victimised to abuse every person who speaks to you and it's not gonna bode well for you.

Kings is letting himself down, mostly out of frustration. I can understand but he should know better. I'm sick and tired of watching adults throw pathetic insults at one another for some egotistical victory and I'm bored shitless with repeating myself.

Why waste your energy on one another? It's a forum, on the internet. My god.

Oh, and if LARP is in reference to roleplay, then I'm a LARP too. And proud of it. At least I have some imagination and use it positively. I'm an adult? Last I check I was 14.

Dude, it sounds like you are the one who got owned. I mean she probably forgot everything already, you're the one who went home (probably crying might I add) and posted about it on a forum.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I'm an adult? Last I check I was 14.

I'll bet the first thing you use to defend yourself when someone tells you you're too young to do something is the fact that, at 14, you feel like an adult.

Yet when you're asked to take responsibility for something, as an adult, you use the excuse that, at 14, you're a child.

I was 14 once. I did exactly the same thing. You're either one or the other, if you're going to participate in discussions with adults as an adult, then act like one when you're called out.

Originally posted by Syren
I'll bet the first thing you use to defend yourself when someone tells you you're too young to do something is the fact that, at 14, you feel like an adult.

Yet when you're asked to take responsibility for something, as an adult, you use the excuse that, at 14, you're a child.

I was 14 once. I did exactly the same thing. You're either one or the other, if you're going to participate in discussions with adults as an adult, then act like one when you're called out. I was being sarcastic, but whatever.

Though that does make a lot of sense.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/inetspoken.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/facewater.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/lolowl.jpg

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Sincerly,
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/probdumbass.jpg No.....Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/inetspoken.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/facewater.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/lolowl.jpg Also no....

Quit before you humiliate yourself farther
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/punch2.jpg

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Quit before you humiliate yourself farther
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/punch2.jpg You think I'm humiliating myself?

That's the most backwards statement ever.

Originally posted by General Peters
Oot

You fail at life.

Can we stop? This is getting boring, apart from anything else. You're bickering like children.

Originally posted by Syren
I'll bet the first thing you use to defend yourself when someone tells you you're too young to do something is the fact that, at 14, you feel like an adult.

Yet when you're asked to take responsibility for something, as an adult, you use the excuse that, at 14, you're a child.

I was 14 once. I did exactly the same thing. You're either one or the other, if you're going to participate in discussions with adults as an adult, then act like one when you're called out.

I didn't feel like an adult at the age of 14... Far from it...

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, but I can remember wanting to be treated like an adult when it suited, in certain situations. Then on other occasions I wanted the leniency given to children, you know? It is a boarderline age. Though, from an outside perspective, I wouldn't consider either me or him adults. Just mindless children bickering about nothingness.

At that age i was trying to and sometimes succeding getting into pubs but i'd be travelling to town on the bus paying half

To me most girls at that age seemed a lot more older headed than my male counterparts but maybe thats just me?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
It is a boarderline age. Though, from an outside perspective, I wouldn't consider either me or him adults. Just mindless children bickering about nothingness.

Exactly, I can remember vividly what puberty felt like, don't worry! Half the time it's the full on Peter Pan complex and the rest of the time you're an insufferable know-it-all who's capable of anything. Quite the conundrum

What I'm saying is, if you're going to have a dig at someone because they're acting immaturely, then don't defend yourself against someone saying the same to you by stating your age.

smoker4, that'll never change. Men are always 4 years behind women these days. Used to be that they eventually caught up once they'd passed puberty, but I think most men sit back and use it as an excuse to act up

Originally posted by Syren

smoker4, that'll never change. Men are always 4 years behind women these days. Used to be that they eventually caught up once they'd passed puberty, but I think most men sit back and use it as an excuse to act up

The 4 years thing might explain my dating habits

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
It is a boarderline age. Though, from an outside perspective, I wouldn't consider either me or him adults. Just mindless children bickering about nothingness.

I hope by "him" you didn't mean me....


I'm legal. w00t

Originally posted by smoker4
The 4 years thing might explain my dating habits

As in, always going for younger women so you can feel superior?

You guys are supposed to match us mentally and emotionally by a certain age, but I think it's changing. My fella's got three years on me and sometimes I wonder if his birth certificate's wrong

Originally posted by Syren
smoker4, that'll never change. Men are always 4 years behind women these days. Used to be that they eventually caught up once they'd passed puberty, but I think most men sit back and use it as an excuse to act up

Yet we die earlier..... Life's a *****.

Originally posted by Syren
As in, always going for younger women so you can feel superior?

You guys are supposed to match us mentally and emotionally by a certain age, but I think it's changing. My fella's got three years on me and sometimes I wonder if his birth certificate's wrong

Lol no i would never feel superior, i'm not that stupid

I like your subservient attitude

I love.....cake.

Originally posted by Syren
I like your subservient attitude

Its more through experience than anything else

also the strong female presences in my familia

Originally posted by Syren


I think, in retrospect, you'll come to the conclusion that you're the stuck up one in this scenario. Why would you be so confident she'd say yes? Couldn't there possibly be some other reason she was denying your advances? Save for the obvious, she just didn't fancy you, did it ever cross your mind that maybe she had a boyfriend or was seeing someone and wanted to let you down as gently as possible? Maybe, in this instance, she was the one being mature and polite, while you are the arrogant ass

Haha, don't be offended or think I'm just another stuck up chick, I hate those types. But if you do yourself a favour and read through what you've written whilst seeing it from another perspective, you might see what I mean. Uh, I think the moral of the story is she was a lieing ***** and got what she deserved because liars earn that shit

And, so what? She was lying to save his feeling Lumanix. Plus, he really didn't put her in her place. She was probably laughing at him, I know I am.

Originally posted by Lumanix
Uh, I think the moral of the story is she was a lieing ***** and got what she deserved because liars earn that shit

Hardly, how the hell did you and Mr Chauvinist come to the conclusion she was lying, anyway? She could have been telling the truth and if he'd had a little more gumption he might have decided to go back once she'd finished celebrating her birthday. But he immediately figured she was a lying b!tch because he couldn't take the rejection. Pathetic.

Originally posted by XNavyXSEALX
Stalker...

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Originally posted by Syren


I think, in retrospect, you'll come to the conclusion that you're the stuck up one in this scenario. Why would you be so confident she'd say yes? Couldn't there possibly be some other reason she was denying your advances? Save for the obvious, she just didn't fancy you, did it ever cross your mind that maybe she had a boyfriend or was seeing someone and wanted to let you down as gently as possible? Maybe, in this instance, she was the one being mature and polite, while you are the arrogant ass

Haha, don't be offended or think I'm just another stuck up chick, I hate those types. But if you do yourself a favour and read through what you've written whilst seeing it from another perspective, you might see what I mean.

Originally posted by Syren
Hardly, how the hell did you and Mr Chauvinist come to the conclusion she was lying, anyway? She could have been telling the truth and if he'd had a little more gumption he might have decided to go back once she'd finished celebrating her birthday. But he immediately figured she was a lying b!tch because he couldn't take the rejection. Pathetic.

Originally posted by Jen'ari
And, so what? She was lying to save his feeling Lumanix. Plus, he really didn't put her in her place. She was probably laughing at him, I know I am. 'Save his feelings' my ass, she did it to avoid feeling guilty for hurting his feelings momentarily.

Originally posted by Syren
Hardly, how the hell did you and Mr Chauvinist come to the conclusion she was lying, anyway? She could have been telling the truth and if he'd had a little more gumption he might have decided to go back once she'd finished celebrating her birthday. But he immediately figured she was a lying b!tch because he couldn't take the rejection. Pathetic.

Because we're god. That's how we know.

No really, I am just used to women who lie in a rejection, because pretty much all do. Unfortunately, if he had any intelligence he would immeadiately assume the woman is a lieing ***** for being Human.

Originally posted by Lumanix
'Save his feelings' my ass, she did it to avoid feeling guilty for hurting his feelings momentarily.

Probably, and quite feasibly, both to save his feelings and hers? He blatantly couldn't handle it.

Originally posted by Syren
Probably, and quite feasibly, both to save his feelings and hers? He blatantly couldn't handle it. He couldn't handle being lied to, which tends to piss people the **** off.

he shouldnt have kept his hopes up to high

Originally posted by Yuna89
he shouldnt have kept his hopes up to high Honesty is too much to ask for these days, afterall.

Originally posted by Syren
Probably, and quite feasibly, both to save his feelings and hers? He blatantly couldn't handle it.


Bullshyte. Like I've NEVER been rejected before. If she had busted out with the "boyfriend" card I would have just gone to my "do you know who I am?" card. Works like a charm every time. When I say that they look at me like they've seen me on tv or somewhere before and curiously ask "who?" and I just smile and say "never mind" and chuckle and walk away. That leaves them stammering like "WAIT! I could have gone out with someone famous! Dammit!" Works every fukken time, trust me

so ur not famous?.

Originally posted by General Peters
Bullshyte. Like I've NEVER been rejected before. If she had busted out with the "boyfriend" card I would have just gone to my "do you know who I am?" card. Works like a charm every time. When I say that they look at me like they've seen me on tv or somewhere before and curiously ask "who?" and I just smile and say "never mind" and chuckle and walk away. That leaves them stammering like "WAIT! I could have gone out with someone famous! Dammit!" Works every fukken time, trust me You're going to get rejected. ^^

Originally posted by Lumanix
You're going to get rejected. ^^ Often.

Originally posted by General Peters
How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

racist and generalizing at the same time! firefirefireph

Originally posted by General Peters
Bullshyte. Like I've NEVER been rejected before. If she had busted out with the "boyfriend" card I would have just gone to my "do you know who I am?" card. Works like a charm every time. When I say that they look at me like they've seen me on tv or somewhere before and curiously ask "who?" and I just smile and say "never mind" and chuckle and walk away. That leaves them stammering like "WAIT! I could have gone out with someone famous! Dammit!" Works every fukken time, trust me

You've got the most adorable perspective. Talk about taking being into yourself to another level. When a woman says she's got a boyfriend she's either (usually) telling the truth or she just doesn't find you attractive. If it's the former she deserves respect for being faithful, if it's the latter you should count yourself lucky she hasn't laughed so hard she's on the floor. Seriously, you might find this hard to believe, but not every female is going to find you as mind-blowingly stunning as you obviously find yourself

Originally posted by General Peters
One evening a week or so ago, I was taking out the trash and then walked around the block. I shuffled my feet and came around the block and I saw some chick coming out of one of the duplexes that are near my crib. I straightened up my posture and puffed out my chest some and saw that she was carrying a tub of something.
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't" We had a good chuckle and that was about it. I strolled on like I didn't have time for her.
I saw her get into her small little white car and head out.
Well, Yesterday during my break I grabbed some Subway and went back to my crib and ate, and then thought to myself, "I'll go and knock on her door and ask her out!" Her car was there so I did a few quick squats and pelvic stretches, checked my look in the mirror and squeezed my nuts while grunting, "Sack up, you pussy!"
I rolled out and ....well, no need to go to her door. There she was, checking her mail in her little box outside. I strolled up and said, "Excuse me..." Blone, short hair and not quite that hot....more fair skinned no doubt.

Not AS hot as she looked in the dark, but still ample an ass enough for the G Honk. I made quick conversation with her (her name was Kasey) before busting into asking her to a local shrimp shack for lunch today.
And then the bullshit ensued....
"Well, my birthday is Saturday...so my friends are taking me out tomorrow afternoon."
"How about tomorrow night?"
"Well, I got family taking out tomorrow night, too, so...."
before I could say anything else she said, "And on SATurday...some other friends of mine are taking me out to eat for the evening.."

I could see where this was going. I have the nads to walk up and ask for a date in a gentlemen-like fashion, and she returns the favor by lying like a little whore.

I reached onto the top of the mailboxes and grabbed a JCPenny catalog that was lying on top with some other coupons and stuff. On the cover were some hotties modeling summer gear, and I was sure there were some pics of B model swimsuit bitches.

I grabbed it and rolled it up and said, "So it sounds like 'Take Kasey Out For Her Birthday Weekend,' I guess," I said smiling like a pussbag, just taking it in the ass as she made quick work of me and shooed me off.
She said, "Yeah...it's like EVERYBODY'S trying to celebrate my birthday at the same time this weekend."

I looked at her blankly while lightly batting the rolled up JC Penny Spankalog in my palm, and said , "And you know why that is, Kasey?"

she said, "why?"

I smiled sarcastically, turned around and took a couple steps as if I was walking away, and then turned my head around and squinted my eyes and said,
"Because you're just so ****ing special."

Dead silence.

I just walked away and she had nothing to say at all.

WAR making ingrate, snotty childish bitches THINK for a second that life isn't all about them. WAR the days of yore when women were thrilled to have a handsome gentleman caller ask to court them.

I'll find out where she works and watch her place of employment crumble in due time because of the karma.

And if it doesn't, Proctor and I will just egg her fukken duplex.

Oot

Your post makes me And not because I pity you.

I feel your pain hug

Originally posted by Syren
I feel your pain hug Thanks. That helps.

A hug is worth a thousand words... could be a smile though.

So, here - hug

Originally posted by Syren
A hug is worth a thousand words... could be a smile though.

So, here - hug I think it's a picture.

yeah, some girls are b*tches. I try to not be one.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
I think it's a picture.

artist

Selphie, did you read the whole thread? It's quite interesting

If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

Originally posted by Lumanix
If you wanna go and take a ride wit me
We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

I've been getting those lyrics wrong since day one and I hadn't realised. I am ashamed

Originally posted by Syren
I've been getting those lyrics wrong since day one and I hadn't realised. I am ashamed Hahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaha.

Me too.

Originally posted by smoker4
Didnt bother reading all that but you probably fail? just playing the odds

i read the first 3 words+title. then reply. what a waste of effort because few bored people will read it.

EDIT: i read the last word.

what the hell is ''Oot"

hahaha, great story

Sounds like you were kind of a jerk to her, but whatever

Originally posted by Syren

did you read the whole thread? It's quite interesting

I like the part where he pisses on the video store of the girl he's stalking...

Originally posted by General Peters
What is boils down to is that I got into her head. SHe clearly never had her parents beat her ass, which is one of the problems. She's probably never had anyone tell it to her face as it is.

Not only did I get into her head and not walk away with my head down like many others who have tried to ask out this ****, but no question that karma will come back to bite her in the ass. I could name several instances where I asked out chicks who stymied me and then within just MONTHS, I drove past or went to their place of employment and saw that the place was out of business.

Like at a video store last summer, I got turned down by some chick there as I was renting porn, and within a MONTH I came back there and saw the "for rent" sign on the damn door. I laughed, got out of my sled, took a piss on the door and smoked a Marlboro Light while whispering "WARRRRR G-man Karma" while grinning like Jack Nicholson.

I seriously think he's making all this up.

Votes on who think he's a pathological liar and needs mental attention?

"Aye"

I just...don't care? hmm

One of the Mods should come along and merge all these threads ermm

Originally posted by Council#13
One of the Mods should come along and merge all these threads ermm I find the delete and ban buttons better in these circumstances.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I find the delete and ban buttons better in these circumstances.


*smiles weakly*

Originally posted by General Peters
Two of you, then.

I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.

How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.

It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.

Will there EVER be a rainbow?

I'm not going to read anymore. Do you know what bothers me the most about your posts so far? The fact that you just put all of us "chicks" into one barrel. Just because you lucked out with one girl (who, by the way may have been telling the truth) you now class us all in the same underhanded manner.
Maybe this girl had a boyfriend, and didn't know how to tell you that she wasn't interested. I would have thought the only reason you would have had to be pissed off in this scenario would be if she'd have outrightly told you to **** off and been rude.

Originally posted by General Peters
Like at a video store last summer, I got turned down by some chick there as I was renting porn, and within a MONTH I came back there and saw the "for rent" sign on the damn door. I laughed, got out of my sled, took a piss on the door and smoked a Marlboro Light while whispering "WARRRRR G-man Karma" while grinning like Jack Nicholson.

You actually expected a girl go agree to go out with you..........as you were renting porn?
It didnt occur to you that asking someone out while renting porn might seem just really really desperate?

The main reason why you seem to get rejected by girls is because, it must be hard for them to see eye to eye with you........
when your head is stuck up your own ass.

Treat women with respect, stop acting like they owe you or something, and maybe you might find they stop making excuses to avoid going out with you.

Don't Care

vincent

Originally posted by Britrogue
I would have thought the only reason you would have had to be pissed off in this scenario would be if she'd have outrightly told you to **** off and been rude.

if she had said that he would come here and change it into a way of saying that he was the one who said "**** off"
if all this is truth, i'ts probably the first time i see someone come into a forum to tell with every word how arrogant and prepotent they are... srug

Originally posted by Xirius
You actually expected a girl go agree to go out with you..........as you were renting porn?
It didnt occur to you that asking someone out while renting porn might seem just really really desperate?

The main reason why you seem to get rejected by girls is because, it must be hard for them to see eye to eye with you........
when your head is stuck up your own ass.

Treat women with respect, stop acting like they owe you or something, and maybe you might find they stop making excuses to avoid going out with you.

clap Spot on.

Originally posted by General Peters
One evening a week or so ago, I was taking out the trash and then walked around the block. I shuffled my feet and came around the block and I saw some chick coming out of one of the duplexes that are near my crib. I straightened up my posture and puffed out my chest some and saw that she was carrying a tub of something.
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't" We had a good chuckle and that was about it. I strolled on like I didn't have time for her.
I saw her get into her small little white car and head out.
Well, Yesterday during my break I grabbed some Subway and went back to my crib and ate, and then thought to myself, "I'll go and knock on her door and ask her out!" Her car was there so I did a few quick squats and pelvic stretches, checked my look in the mirror and squeezed my nuts while grunting, "Sack up, you pussy!"
I rolled out and ....well, no need to go to her door. There she was, checking her mail in her little box outside. I strolled up and said, "Excuse me..." Blone, short hair and not quite that hot....more fair skinned no doubt.

Not AS hot as she looked in the dark, but still ample an ass enough for the G Honk. I made quick conversation with her (her name was Kasey) before busting into asking her to a local shrimp shack for lunch today.
And then the bullshit ensued....
"Well, my birthday is Saturday...so my friends are taking me out tomorrow afternoon."
"How about tomorrow night?"
"Well, I got family taking out tomorrow night, too, so...."
before I could say anything else she said, "And on SATurday...some other friends of mine are taking me out to eat for the evening.."

I could see where this was going. I have the nads to walk up and ask for a date in a gentlemen-like fashion, and she returns the favor by lying like a little whore.

I reached onto the top of the mailboxes and grabbed a JCPenny catalog that was lying on top with some other coupons and stuff. On the cover were some hotties modeling summer gear, and I was sure there were some pics of B model swimsuit bitches.

I grabbed it and rolled it up and said, "So it sounds like 'Take Kasey Out For Her Birthday Weekend,' I guess," I said smiling like a pussbag, just taking it in the ass as she made quick work of me and shooed me off.
She said, "Yeah...it's like EVERYBODY'S trying to celebrate my birthday at the same time this weekend."

I looked at her blankly while lightly batting the rolled up JC Penny Spankalog in my palm, and said , "And you know why that is, Kasey?"

she said, "why?"

I smiled sarcastically, turned around and took a couple steps as if I was walking away, and then turned my head around and squinted my eyes and said,
"Because you're just so ****ing special."

Dead silence.

I just walked away and she had nothing to say at all.

WAR making ingrate, snotty childish bitches THINK for a second that life isn't all about them. WAR the days of yore when women were thrilled to have a handsome gentleman caller ask to court them.

I'll find out where she works and watch her place of employment crumble in due time because of the karma.

And if it doesn't, Proctor and I will just egg her fukken duplex.

Oot
how is that putting her in her place or making her feel like crud?
That just shows you cant handle rejection.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Don't Care

vincent

vincent

I think this guy should post a picture of himself here. Seeing as he's so handsome and all.............

Yeah, seriously

Originally posted by General Peters
One evening a week or so ago, I was taking out the trash and then walked around the block. I shuffled my feet and came around the block and I saw some chick coming out of one of the duplexes that are near my crib. I straightened up my posture and puffed out my chest some and saw that she was carrying a tub of something.
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't" We had a good chuckle and that was about it. I strolled on like I didn't have time for her.
I saw her get into her small little white car and head out.
Well, Yesterday during my break I grabbed some Subway and went back to my crib and ate, and then thought to myself, "I'll go and knock on her door and ask her out!" Her car was there so I did a few quick squats and pelvic stretches, checked my look in the mirror and squeezed my nuts while grunting, "Sack up, you pussy!"
I rolled out and ....well, no need to go to her door. There she was, checking her mail in her little box outside. I strolled up and said, "Excuse me..." Blone, short hair and not quite that hot....more fair skinned no doubt.

Not AS hot as she looked in the dark, but still ample an ass enough for the G Honk. I made quick conversation with her (her name was Kasey) before busting into asking her to a local shrimp shack for lunch today.
And then the bullshit ensued....
"Well, my birthday is Saturday...so my friends are taking me out tomorrow afternoon."
"How about tomorrow night?"
"Well, I got family taking out tomorrow night, too, so...."
before I could say anything else she said, "And on SATurday...some other friends of mine are taking me out to eat for the evening.."

I could see where this was going. I have the nads to walk up and ask for a date in a gentlemen-like fashion, and she returns the favor by lying like a little whore.

I reached onto the top of the mailboxes and grabbed a JCPenny catalog that was lying on top with some other coupons and stuff. On the cover were some hotties modeling summer gear, and I was sure there were some pics of B model swimsuit bitches.

I grabbed it and rolled it up and said, "So it sounds like 'Take Kasey Out For Her Birthday Weekend,' I guess," I said smiling like a pussbag, just taking it in the ass as she made quick work of me and shooed me off.
She said, "Yeah...it's like EVERYBODY'S trying to celebrate my birthday at the same time this weekend."

I looked at her blankly while lightly batting the rolled up JC Penny Spankalog in my palm, and said , "And you know why that is, Kasey?"

she said, "why?"

I smiled sarcastically, turned around and took a couple steps as if I was walking away, and then turned my head around and squinted my eyes and said,
"Because you're just so ****ing special."

Dead silence.

I just walked away and she had nothing to say at all.

WAR making ingrate, snotty childish bitches THINK for a second that life isn't all about them. WAR the days of yore when women were thrilled to have a handsome gentleman caller ask to court them.

I'll find out where she works and watch her place of employment crumble in due time because of the karma.

And if it doesn't, Proctor and I will just egg her fukken duplex.

Oot you are a a regular bowl of sunshine... I can not believe she didnt see the twinkle in your eye and fall in your arms... women these days... we dont know a good one if its standing dead in front of us.....



seriously... ego much? Get a grip... just because your ass couldnt score some ass with her doesnt make her a lying whore. You dont know her... frankly I commend her for turning you down politely. Kudos to Kasey.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I seriously think he's making all this up.

agree

He still has the ego of 400 Tyranosaurus Rexes surronding a herd of injured cows

Originally posted by Council#13
He still has the ego of 400 Tyranosaurus Rexes surronding a herd of injured cows

which makes him an even bigger jerk...

Yes

Originally posted by General Peters
I'm just so awesome.
You're just so awesome. The best part is where you talked about karma.

Now, honestly, I'm not feeding into the troll material here. I am going to respond in a semi-serious manner, though.

Let us ponder upon what happened. An average-looking girl--by your standards--turned you down for a date, politely. The question is, why would she do that to one as handsome as you allegedly are?

I believe that there are three possible reasons.

1. She sensed that your personality sucks.
2. You're not very attractive.
3. Both of the above.

I'm going to go with #3.

This could have been the single response and this thread would be history. Hell, ole' General Peters' rants look like they came out of a geek's self-help magazine, not the brain of some 500-lb. Uncle Jessie wannabe - the only type of hunk that would bother posting how "handsome" (I'm speechless on that one) he looked.

Shame on anyone for thinking this guy - with his six posts and all - was anything other than a troll. Did I say troll? I meant horsef*****.

Originally posted by botankus
This could have been the single response and this thread would be history. Hell, ole' General Peters' rants look like they came out of a geek's self-help magazine, not the brain of some 500-lb. Uncle Jessie wannabe - the only type of hunk that would bother posting how "handsome" (I'm speechless on that one) he looked.

Shame on anyone for thinking this guy - with his six posts and all - was anything other than a troll. Did I say troll? I meant horsef*****.

Well said!

Originally posted by General Peters
One evening a week or so ago, I was taking out the trash and then walked around the block. I shuffled my feet and came around the block and I saw some chick coming out of one of the duplexes that are near my crib. I straightened up my posture and puffed out my chest some and saw that she was carrying a tub of something.
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't" We had a good chuckle and that was about it. I strolled on like I didn't have time for her.
I saw her get into her small little white car and head out.
Well, Yesterday during my break I grabbed some Subway and went back to my crib and ate, and then thought to myself, "I'll go and knock on her door and ask her out!" Her car was there so I did a few quick squats and pelvic stretches, checked my look in the mirror and squeezed my nuts while grunting, "Sack up, you pussy!"
I rolled out and ....well, no need to go to her door. There she was, checking her mail in her little box outside. I strolled up and said, "Excuse me..." Blone, short hair and not quite that hot....more fair skinned no doubt.

Not AS hot as she looked in the dark, but still ample an ass enough for the G Honk. I made quick conversation with her (her name was Kasey) before busting into asking her to a local shrimp shack for lunch today.
And then the bullshit ensued....
"Well, my birthday is Saturday...so my friends are taking me out tomorrow afternoon."
"How about tomorrow night?"
"Well, I got family taking out tomorrow night, too, so...."
before I could say anything else she said, "And on SATurday...some other friends of mine are taking me out to eat for the evening.."

I could see where this was going. I have the nads to walk up and ask for a date in a gentlemen-like fashion, and she returns the favor by lying like a little whore.

I reached onto the top of the mailboxes and grabbed a JCPenny catalog that was lying on top with some other coupons and stuff. On the cover were some hotties modeling summer gear, and I was sure there were some pics of B model swimsuit bitches.

I grabbed it and rolled it up and said, "So it sounds like 'Take Kasey Out For Her Birthday Weekend,' I guess," I said smiling like a pussbag, just taking it in the ass as she made quick work of me and shooed me off.
She said, "Yeah...it's like EVERYBODY'S trying to celebrate my birthday at the same time this weekend."

I looked at her blankly while lightly batting the rolled up JC Penny Spankalog in my palm, and said , "And you know why that is, Kasey?"

she said, "why?"

I smiled sarcastically, turned around and took a couple steps as if I was walking away, and then turned my head around and squinted my eyes and said,
"Because you're just so ****ing special."

Dead silence.

I just walked away and she had nothing to say at all.

WAR making ingrate, snotty childish bitches THINK for a second that life isn't all about them. WAR the days of yore when women were thrilled to have a handsome gentleman caller ask to court them.

I'll find out where she works and watch her place of employment crumble in due time because of the karma.

And if it doesn't, Proctor and I will just egg her fukken duplex.

Oot

Ok.......before you ask some one out...you proble need to know alot about them...and did you ever think she had a bf?

Originally posted by General Peters
One evening a week or so ago, I was taking out the trash and then walked around the block. I shuffled my feet and came around the block and I saw some chick coming out of one of the duplexes that are near my crib. I straightened up my posture and puffed out my chest some and saw that she was carrying a tub of something.
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't" We had a good chuckle and that was about it. I strolled on like I didn't have time for her.
I saw her get into her small little white car and head out.
Well, Yesterday during my break I grabbed some Subway and went back to my crib and ate, and then thought to myself, "I'll go and knock on her door and ask her out!" Her car was there so I did a few quick squats and pelvic stretches, checked my look in the mirror and squeezed my nuts while grunting, "Sack up, you pussy!"
I rolled out and ....well, no need to go to her door. There she was, checking her mail in her little box outside. I strolled up and said, "Excuse me..." Blone, short hair and not quite that hot....more fair skinned no doubt.

Not AS hot as she looked in the dark, but still ample an ass enough for the G Honk. I made quick conversation with her (her name was Kasey) before busting into asking her to a local shrimp shack for lunch today.
And then the bullshit ensued....
"Well, my birthday is Saturday...so my friends are taking me out tomorrow afternoon."
"How about tomorrow night?"
"Well, I got family taking out tomorrow night, too, so...."
before I could say anything else she said, "And on SATurday...some other friends of mine are taking me out to eat for the evening.."

I could see where this was going. I have the nads to walk up and ask for a date in a gentlemen-like fashion, and she returns the favor by lying like a little whore.

I reached onto the top of the mailboxes and grabbed a JCPenny catalog that was lying on top with some other coupons and stuff. On the cover were some hotties modeling summer gear, and I was sure there were some pics of B model swimsuit bitches.

I grabbed it and rolled it up and said, "So it sounds like 'Take Kasey Out For Her Birthday Weekend,' I guess," I said smiling like a pussbag, just taking it in the ass as she made quick work of me and shooed me off.
She said, "Yeah...it's like EVERYBODY'S trying to celebrate my birthday at the same time this weekend."

I looked at her blankly while lightly batting the rolled up JC Penny Spankalog in my palm, and said , "And you know why that is, Kasey?"

she said, "why?"

I smiled sarcastically, turned around and took a couple steps as if I was walking away, and then turned my head around and squinted my eyes and said,
"Because you're just so ****ing special."

Dead silence.

I just walked away and she had nothing to say at all.

WAR making ingrate, snotty childish bitches THINK for a second that life isn't all about them. WAR the days of yore when women were thrilled to have a handsome gentleman caller ask to court them.

I'll find out where she works and watch her place of employment crumble in due time because of the karma.

And if it doesn't, Proctor and I will just egg her fukken duplex.

Oot

Do you sit in your "crib" making these things up? You know play the stories in your head and then write them down, maybe to post at a later date? I ask because i doubt any of these events have actually taken place.
And in the slight chance they did I have to say you have a skewed perspective of the meaning "gentleman." I doubt a gentleman would refer to a girl knocking you back as a whore.

Originally posted by The Pict
Do you sit in your "crib" making these things up? You know play the stories in your head and then write them down, maybe to post at a later date? I ask because i doubt any of these events have actually taken place.
And in the slight chance they did I have to say you have a skewed perspective of the meaning "gentleman." I doubt a gentleman would refer to a girl knocking you back as a whore. Yup. The other thread was locked.

WEll, this guy said, it sucks to not be him right now....


Well, I'm not him, and Life is pretty sweet for me. So....yeah

Originally posted by General Peters
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't"

Yes, they like it when you seperate the green from the brown!

What about the clear Corona bottles?

Originally posted by Britrogue
I think this guy should post a picture of himself here. Seeing as he's so handsome and all.............


This board wont let me post any pics. Anyhoo, everyone says I am a dead ringer for Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, if you want to google his pics

Originally posted by General Peters
This board wont let me post any pics. Anyhoo, everyone says I am a dead ringer for Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, if you want to google his pics

Ah, i understand the slimfast thing now

Originally posted by General Peters
This board wont let me post any pics. Anyhoo, everyone says I am a dead ringer for Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, if you want to google his pics Dude, that guy got the second place in a public poll for "Ugliest professional coach."

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Dude, that guy got the second place in a public poll for "Ugliest professional coach."
He's not a coach

Originally posted by General Peters
This board wont let me post any pics. Anyhoo, everyone says I am a dead ringer for Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, if you want to google his pics

I got this guy

Originally posted by KennyW
He's not a coach NFL owners do a minimal amount of coaching. They coach staffs and what not. SO, technicly, he's a choach.

Heh, this guy is hilarious. I am going to laugh at whatever "racism" or "sexism" he gets banned for.

I SUPPORT GENERAL PETERS!

Originally posted by FeceMan
I am going to laugh at whatever "racism" or "sexism" he gets banned for.
General Peters, right?

this 8/10 topic was made classic by the people got offended

Originally posted by General Peters
Two of you, then.

I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.

How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.

It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.

Will there EVER be a rainbow?

You have a ton of hot air in you, don't ya? Dude, you're trying to make yourself sound like an angel from heaven. She lied. So? That just proves how much of a ***** she is. When she started that crap, all you needed to so is walk off frustradidly and say "Thanks for your time, I guess."

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
You have a ton of hot air in you, don't ya? Dude, you're trying to make yourself sound like an angel from heaven. She lied. So? That just proves how much of a ***** she is. When she started that crap, all you needed to so is walk off frustradidly and say "Thanks for your time, I guess."

Originally posted by KennyW
He's not a coach

I see KOK is still as bright as he has been

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
NFL owners do a minimal amount of coaching. They coach staffs and what not. SO, technicly, he's a choach.


I will bet your ears whistle when the wind blows, huh?

Originally posted by FeceMan
Heh, this guy is hilarious. I am going to laugh at whatever "racism" or "sexism" he gets banned for.


... is he banned yet?