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A bit of a disgusting observation, I know, but...have you ever had those farts that could end a marraige?? Seriously. I just farted and it smelled like dog sh*t. No kidding.

Girls dont fart...cry

barker

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
A bit of a disgusting observation, I know, but...have you ever had those farts that could end a marraige?? Seriously. I just farted and it smelled like dog sh*t. No kidding.

No its not possible! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Girls dont fart...cry

sorry to dissappoint you but we do. I fart like a grown man. Ask Impediment.

Originally posted by Barker
barker

Originally posted by Barker
barker

Originally posted by Barker
barker

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Girls dont fart...cry
That's where you're wrong. You should hear me fart.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
A bit of a disgusting observation, I know, but...have you ever had those farts that could end a marraige?? Seriously. I just farted and it smelled like dog sh*t. No kidding.
Yeah sometimes, depending on what I eat, I can lay a fart that will cling to the room, that's how bad it is. It's like when you walk in the room the next day you fall over and die.

Well, my farts are nothing compared to Daniel's. I have to share this short story with you. Do you remember the story of when we were all in the trunk of my friend Chris's truck? Well we got back in it to ride from the high school to Dairy Queen and we had 6 people in there. Daniel was right beside me, closest to the tailgate, then it was me, then JJ was rolled up beside me and his face was practically in my ass, then it was Shelby and two other girls we had just met that day all beside each other. Well when you're in a trunk you have absolutely no air except for whatever's coming through the crack, which isn't much. Firstly I farted really loud and it was practically in JJ's face which was funny as hell. Secondly, Daniel has these God-awful farts that could gag something that is already dead, that's how bad they are. He farted and I swear to you I almost gagged. We had NO air and I had to deal with him being right beside me, crying his eyes out laughing. And then a Heavenly sign appears: The smell clears. What happens next? HE FARTS AGAIN. That one lasted until we got to Dairy Queen.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel



Yeah sometimes, depending on what I eat, I can lay a fart that will cling to the room, that's how bad it is. It's like when you walk in the room the next day you fall over and die.

Well, my farts are nothing compared to Daniel's. I have to share this short story with you. Do you remember the story of when we were all in the trunk of my friend Chris's truck? Well we got back in it to ride from the high school to Dairy Queen and we had 6 people in there. Daniel was right beside me, closest to the tailgate, then it was me, then JJ was rolled up beside me and his face was practically in my ass, then it was Shelby and two other girls we had just met that day all beside each other. Well when you're in a trunk you have absolutely no air except for whatever's coming through the crack, which isn't much. Firstly I farted really loud and it was practically in JJ's face which was funny as hell. Secondly, Daniel has these God-awful farts that could gag something that is already dead, that's how bad they are. He farted and I swear to you I almost gagged. We had NO air and I had to deal with him being right beside me, crying his eyes out laughing. And then a Heavenly sign appears: The smell clears. What happens next? HE FARTS AGAIN. That one lasted until we got to Dairy Queen.

omg, thats terrible!

Me and Matt have fart wars constantly. Its so hilarious cuz he doesnt expect me to fart as loud and nasty as he does.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
omg, thats terrible!

Me and Matt have fart wars constantly. Its so hilarious cuz he doesnt expect me to fart as loud and nasty as he does.
Yeah, it was funny and disgusting all in one.


And I know, totally! Guys do not know what they have in store for them when it comes to women and expecting them not to fart at all. WRONG!

yeah, one of Matts friends swears that women don't have as*holes. I told him "oh yeah? you think so huh?" I sat right on his lapp and cuta raunchy nasty fart.

Rofl, that's great. That's the BEST way to show them. The best types of farts are the ones where it's completely silent wherever you are (especially class) and you let a squeaker. Those are classic!

This is weird. I'm so used to guys talking about farts and farting.

I'm not one of those girls that has to go to the bathroom to fart. Thats just retarded.

do we really have to know your dog shit smelling fart exist?

yes...now go away

yes i should go away from your stink ass

omg dude it was a joke...calm down. Ya don't have to be so ugly.

but im ugly beautiful.

ugly personality with beautiful physical features

mmk

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
sorry to dissappoint you but we do. I fart like a grown man. Ask Impediment.

Originally posted by Barker
barker

umm im geting out of here''Runs away from the smell)

man, you guys act like you never fart.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine


man, you guys act like you never fart.

It's alright for a guy to fart like a man, but a woman.... shock

sorry, I'm not here to impress anybody. My man thinks its hilarious.

If I were your man, I would too, but since I'm not.... shock

i pooted one day and it smelled like Armagheddon