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So like, there I was, practicing my sexy kung-fu, which simultaneously makes me incredibly sexy in whatever I'm wearing (especially nothing) while kicking ass for being cool. Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye. I promptly judo-chopped it and "HIYA!"'d it, then lowered my shades and pissed all over some woman's dreams. I gained +5 arrogance points.

I looked the mirror and said "Damn! I look like Brad Pitt", played with my dick for a few seconds before going to go hit on some woman down the street. I jumped out of my 3 story apartment window and landed, cracking concrete and backflipping all the way to the woman. At this point, I randomly decided to beat the shit out of her, and promptly began punching her in the stomach with my pinkie-toe of destruction while a giant hood fell from the sky and covered us.

I killed Neo.

Didn't read the post... but I bet it was you trying and failing to be funny.

w00t

Originally posted by Lumanix
So like, there I was, practicing my sexy kung-fu, which simultaneously makes me incredibly sexy in whatever I'm wearing (especially nothing) while kicking ass for being cool. Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye. I promptly judo-chopped it and "HIYA!"'d it, then lowered my shades and pissed all over some woman's dreams. I gained +5 arrogance points.

I looked the mirror and said "Damn! I look like Brad Pitt", played with my dick for a few seconds before going to go hit on some woman down the street. I jumped out of my 3 story apartment window and landed, cracking concrete and backflipping all the way to the woman. At this point, I randomly decided to beat the shit out of her, and promptly began punching her in the stomach with my pinkie-toe of destruction while a giant hood fell from the sky and covered us.

I killed Neo.
Bullshit

I found :

"Anyways, there I was, pracitcing my masturbation techniques when a bottle of TAG randomly sprayed me in the eye." Funny.

I lol'd.

vincent

You killed Neo..












Why.

Originally posted by Lumanix
Seems like you failed.

On the contrary.... Mon petite chou.

Originally posted by Lumanix
Don't call me that.

Make me! Chou!

Originally posted by Daedalus
You killed Neo..












Why.

Neo was the women in disguise.

Originally posted by Lumanix
Seems like you failed.

It's all true x2, I swear.

Buttsecks?

Originally posted by Itzak
Neo was the women in disguise.



Buttsecks? Oralsecks?

Originally posted by Lumanix
Die, cabbage.

Suck my very large man power...

Originally posted by Lumanix
You admitted your 'man power' was only 1mm.
petpet

I should get warned for making a racist comment against the Neo race.

Disturbing, but it made the appropriate statement.

I thought it was pretty funny

But disturbing.