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Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Just reposted it to make it easier to read mhm

Everyone's a ****in critic disgust

I would say, "Yeah and this is to..." Get out a long big fat knife, and talk about it, and TALK about how much you HATE "Stupid people" XD

Owned?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Everyone's a ****in critic disgust

Because you're just so ****ing special.

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Because you're just so ****ing special.

That much is true

Yeah I thought that was funny as hell


Wanna know an even better excuse than all that "Im going out to dinner", "friends are taking me out", "spending time with family" BS?


"My boyfriend is taking me out to dinner" - Instant dismissal.

I've actually used, "My boyfriend's actually in this band I'm going to see so we can't go together."
The guy was super creepy though.

Holy shit! You rule.

wow. THAT is creepy. you handled it well tho. I dunno what i would've done...

I love you Ireney iheartyou

IF you already have a boyfriend. BETTER YET! Set it up, so your boyfriend comes along when his around and talks to him in a gay matter when your around. "OH, Yeah. Hun your so sexy. Want to have buttsex sometime? and maybe a dinner? your so sexy your special. I hang around with her alot. So lets "All" Go to dinner, and maybe you and me can get some "action"

That will drive him away for sure! XD

Originally posted by Lana
I love you Ireney iheartyou

Oh God I You!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I've actually used, "My boyfriend's actually in this band I'm going to see so we can't go together."
The guy was super creepy though.

Or you could just be honest and say "Nah, Im too good for you, bye"


Some weirdo was standing behind me in the line up for the ghost train yesterday eating a bucket of fairy floss, then he was standing with his head just above my shoulder I didnt notice, but one of the girls I was with was trying not to crack up.

Originally posted by Lumanix
Holy shit! You rule.

Of course eyes

Originally posted by Lana
I love you Ireney iheartyou

thankyou

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
wow. THAT is creepy. you handled it well tho. I dunno what i would've done...

Haha it's not actually real, it's a spin off of General Peters' thread, but thanks for making my point.

Originally posted by Xirius
There there, its ok now.hug

I know how u feel. Some dick insulted me behind my back to my girlfriend while I was arrested the other day. Apparently, it was some fat guy who was dribbling slim fast, but apparently he was pretty cocky.

Obviously you don't mean in the literal sense, because no real man goes around insulting people who can't defend themselves detective

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Oh God I You!!!!!!!!!

flowers

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Or you could just be honest and say "Nah, Im too good for you, bye"


Some weirdo was standing behind me in the line up for the ghost train yesterday eating a bucket of fairy floss, then he was standing with his head just above my shoulder I didnt notice, but one of the girls I was with was trying not to crack up.

Maybe he wanted buttsecks? hmm

One time, this guy keept calling my mom. Asking about her and stuff..and finaly when he called one night. My dad got pissed off, and answered the phone and said something like. "Hey honey! I'm horny! Are you horny? God Damn you make me so horny." IT was SO FUNNY the ay my dad said it. The guy NEVER called again. XD

Originally posted by Pepsi_Blue_Fan
One time, this guy keept calling my mom. Asking about her and stuff..and finaly when he called one night. My dad got pissed off, and answered the phone and said something like. "Hey honey! I'm horny! Are you horny? God Damn you make me so horny." IT was SO FUNNY the ay my dad said it. The guy NEVER called again. XD

Originally posted by silver_tears
Obviously you don't mean in the literal sense, because no real man goes around insulting people who can't defend themselves detective hmm

Say what?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Maybe he wanted buttsecks? hmm

i <3 you touched

Or maybe Im just way too good that both genders of the human species seem to naturally want me...its understandable

Originally posted by Xirius
Say what?

You said he was cocky

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
i <3 you touched

Or maybe Im just way too good that both genders of the human species seem to naturally want me...its understandable

It's only natural, give in to it, just close your eyes and let it happen touched

The hand on your ass is Matt ermm

I think the title of the thread "I was speechless" doesnt refer to the acts of said male, but rather to the act of a male speaking to you. This must have been a first, you should embrace the moment, its likely never to happen again touched

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
I think the title of the thread "I was speechless" doesnt refer to the acts of said male, but rather to the act of a male speaking to you. This must have been a first, you should embrace the moment, its likely never to happen again touched

Its true, since you don't count touched

Well someone has to take pity on youtouched

You mean like all your "friends" do for you touched

Yes, I must be a sad case indeed if so many people feel the need to talk to me and be my friend and stand over my shoulder touched

Those are just the one's that are sadder than you.....so including that guy it'd be.......well just that guy touched


PS I could swear you're Misticle. hmm

I feel like we've made a connection touched


Would it help if I said I was?hmm

No, I've banned him from my life after he didn't show up for our regular night of sex mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
No, I've banned him from my life after he didn't show up for our regular night of sex mhm


Err...good thing Im not him then, boy I'd feel like an ass if left a night of regular sex with you...must have been something important than...like...arranging his stamp collection in alphabetical order or something...dodgy

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Err...good thing Im not him then, boy I'd feel like an ass if left a night of regular sex with you...must have been something important than...like...arranging his stamp collection in alphabetical order or something...dodgy

Haha stamps don't come alphabetised, hahaha you're funny, that was a gem.

Dammit foiled... dodgy

~condescendingpetpet~

~'isittoolateforthatnightofsex?'look~

~no,imhornyandnotwearingpants,comerightover~

~whoadidntexpectthatbutok~

~toolate,itpassed,tryagaintomorrow~

~tomorrowimbusygettingmyhairdone, howsfriday?~

.....


You are so f**king special, Flirty-Pants!...

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
~tomorrowimbusygettingmyhairdone, howsfriday?~

~aren'tyouvisitingthatfreeclinicthen~ ermm

Originally posted by D-Double
.....


You are so f**king special, Flirty-Pants!...

Thanks lovah swank

~wellsinceimissedoutonthatnightwithyou, imobviouslyclearofanydiseasessoiwonthavetogountila
fterourspecialnight~ ermm

kick to the nuts, simple and effective. FTW

this is like when people make opposing lyrics to oppose currently released songs...
it happens too often nowadays

this is like when folks do the " o rly?, ya rly" thing for liek ages just becuse someone steals the thread and starts it.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Good thing he left before I whipped out the pepper spray

So your birthday is coming up soon?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Good thing he left before I whipped out my penis.


Uhh....awkward....dodgy

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Uhh....awkward....dodgy
sounds more like something Ronny would say.

But then it would be expected and would have less of an affecthmm

Whereas with silver tears its like 'ooh she's nice.....OH MY GOD SHE'S A HE!'

true...hmm

Heineken. And I didn't say that you were so ****in special.

Im still trying to get over the fact that someone of the male gender would be caught dead talking to her ermm Even in a fictional text like this ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
You had no luck with the ladies, and decided that there are enough idiots on the internet to have your way with.

Originally posted by Lana
I love you Ireney iheartyou

Originally posted by Bardock42
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?

Plenty of underage girls post half nude photos?

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Plenty of underage girls post half nude photos?
Pfft,I came up with that way before you. mhm

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Plenty of underage girls post half nude photos?


**** YEAH!!!!!

Originally posted by Slay
Pfft,I came up with that way before you. mhm

Prove it skankmhm

Originally posted by Bardock42
**** YEAH!!!!!

Even the smilies are explicit! WOOOO!nanaboob

ya kno silver tears this story has been posted before in a guys point of view....i think it was general peters....? how com ud didnt just say no or like ignore him? but with that rapist smile i wouldve done the same thing.....well mayb a lil different

Originally posted by Yuna89
ya kno silver tears this story has been posted before in a guys point of view....i think it was general peters....? how com ud didnt just say no or like ignore him? but with that rapist smile i wouldve done the same thing.....well mayb a lil different

She is taking the piss from his story...its not real..

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
She is taking the piss from his story...its not real.. It's Pik.Or was it Misty?

Anyway,good news,I have Hypnotize now. (months ago)

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
She is taking the piss from his story...its not real..

Ha, I just read General Idiots story and damn..she owned him bad, didn't she?

Originally posted by Slay
It's Pik.Or was it Misty?

Anyway,good news,I have Hypnotize now. (months ago)

Pik Where is she anyway hmm

And I totally forgot what that meant until just now

Nice, I just bought a nice big Mezmerize laminated poster yesterday for $15, just gotta find room to stick it up

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Pik Where is she anyway hmm

And I totally forgot what that meant until just now

Nice, I just bought a nice big Mezmerize laminated poster yesterday for $15, just gotta find room to stick it up
She comes on every night.

Really? I heard your box is very spacey.

Pik? Who's that?

Originally posted by Council#13
Pik? Who's that?
doh
Read the spoiler,dufus.

Oh yeah and it has these flaps that open out wide, and its this nice cardboard, not that crapy cheap stuff, this is quality cardboard

Originally posted by Slay
doh
Read the spoiler,dufus.

The what now?

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Oh yeah and it has these flaps that open out wide, and its this nice cardboard, not that crapy cheap stuff, this is quality cardboard
Oh,that's nice. Good thing that real estate guy didn't screw you over. That happens alot to people who are interested in a new box.

Originally posted by Council#13
The what now?
Pik is Sanctuary.

Originally posted by Slay
Oh,that's nice. Good thing that real estate guy didn't screw you over. That happens alot to people who are interested in a new box.

Yeah, well I just scored a cheap deal, my parents paid for it, well they bought a new washing machine and threw out the box, so although its not technically for me, I still took it

What? Oh. Really? I just call her Sanctuary, or Sanc or her real name

Originally posted by Council#13
or her real name

Stupid *****?

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Yeah, well I just scored a cheap deal, my parents paid for it, well they bought a new washing machine and threw out the box, so although its not technically for me, I still took it
Oh,like that. Yah,I remember my first box. It had one of those Espresso machines. They don't make em like that anymore.

Originally posted by Council#13
What? Oh. Really? I just call her Sanctuary, or Sanc or her real name
It's okay.You can say Sarah.Everyone in this thread nows her real name is Sarah. She won't kill you.

Originally posted by Slay
It's okay.You can say Sarah.Everyone in this thread nows her real name is Sarah. She won't kill you.

Her name is Sarah?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Her name is Sarah?
Yes,Heinrich,her name is Sarah.

Originally posted by Slay
It's okay.You can say Sarah.Everyone in this thread nows her real name is Sarah. She won't kill you.

You learn something new everyday

i got a very large penis...

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*hugs*
that was the best thing I've read all day, and my sides hurt now. thanx.

teehee

Well.Hello.Irene.The ignoring knows no ends,now does it? leftright

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a very large penis...

You learn something you don't want to learn every day.

Originally posted by Slay
Well.Hello.Irene.The ignoring knows no ends,now does it? leftright

She just ignores you cause she digs me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You learn something you don't want to learn every day.



She just ignores you cause she digs me.

Hello. nonewave

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Hello. nonewave

Yo dude, what up?

Originally posted by Slay
Well.Hello.Irene.The ignoring knows no ends,now does it? leftright

herbnone

Originally posted by Bardock42
She just ignores you cause she digs me.

Yea, go with that.

Originally posted by silver_tears
herbnone
See, the herb says "I want Bardock....inside me...now...and always"

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yo dude, what up?

Yo man! Kmc is wass up! w00t



Wass up yourself? m00f

Originally posted by Bardock42
See, the herb says "I want Bardock....inside me...now...and always"

I'm almost positive that's impossible under the laws of science and such hmm

i got a very large.....................brain leftright

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm almost positive that's impossible under the laws of science and such hmm

True, lets just have sex.

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Yo man! Kmc is wass up! w00t



Wass up yourself? m00f

I am listening to Bob Dylan..which is good, cause he is good...then I talk my way in ST's pants and I consider reading Men in Hats...they crack me up.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a very large.....................brain leftright

Oh is that why it takes so long for you to comprehend the easiest things? A long way to go?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh is that why it takes so long for you to comprehend the easiest things? A long way to go?

i got a very large........................nipple

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a very large........................nipple

Like what 2 cm? 3?

Originally posted by Bardock42



I am listening to Bob Dylan..which is good, cause he is good...then I talk my way in ST's pants and I consider reading Men in Hats...they crack me up.


Sounds interesting...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like what 2 cm? 3?

i got a very large......................Bardock42

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Sounds interesting...

'tis.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a very large......................Bardock42

You own me? cry

He's implying you're obese

Originally posted by Bardock42
You own me? cry

Penis?

Originally posted by silver_tears
He's implying you're obese

No, you were implying I was obese...he implied he owns me (And that I've got a big dick )

Lies

Originally posted by silver_tears
Lies

I know weep

Originally posted by Bardock42
You own me? cry
Who doesn't?

Hey everyone leave the guy alone.
















We shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged. WWJD?

Originally posted by Quincy
Hey everyone leave the guy alone.
















We shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged. WWJD?

Yeah, I should have certain privileges cause I'm an idiot.

Originally posted by Quincy
Hey everyone leave the guy alone.
















We shouldn't make fun of the mentally challenged. WWJD? Yeah Irene, I have feelings y'know. cry

Whatever, that's what you get for putting me in my place mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Whatever, that's what you get for putting me in my place mhm
The dick disagreed with you? How dare he?

I know right sneaky2

Originally posted by silver_tears
I know right sneaky2
Todays youth. I swear.

I know you don't want to talk about football,but, Holland 1 Bellarussia 0,Van Persie scored.

He does tend to do that cheerleader

o really they showed than .........i don't mind i just don't know alot about it

Originally posted by silver_tears
He does tend to do that cheerleader
4 in 17 matches.
Then again,he is a midfielder.

Whatever, he's attractive, that's all that counts hmm
To me anyways

Originally posted by silver_tears
Whatever, he's attractive, that's all that counts hmm
To me anyways
So,anycrap,Kuyt scored but this dick of a ref thought it was ''off-side''.

i got a large penis...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a large penis...

Silver had two yesterday.

Originally posted by Slay
So,anycrap,Kuyt scored but this dick of a ref thought it was ''off-side''.

I really hate refs sometimes, our school lost a football (american) game because of dodgy reffing. We'd have scored another touchdown for the win had it not been for them.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I really hate refs sometimes, our school lost a football (american) game because of dodgy reffing. We'd have scored another touchdown for the win had it not been for them.
Yeah. Refs suck. But not when your the team that profits from a ref's mistake. Holland is almost never that team though...

So, I don't know what this thread is about, but I'm just gonna do my thing anyhow.

*strips naked, covers himself in whip cream and runs around really really fastly*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, I don't know what this thread is about, but I'm just gonna do my thing anyhow.

*strips naked, covers himself in whip cream and runs around really really fastly* *takes off lollerblades* What?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Silver had two yesterday.

It's true, I'm a whore herbnone

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
*takes off lollerblades* What?

*keeps running really really fastly*

the hell................~ZOOM~


........~zoooooom~ are lollerblades?

~zzzzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooooooooooooooooooom~

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, I don't know what this thread is about, but I'm just gonna do my thing anyhow.

*strips naked, covers himself in whip cream and runs around really really fastly*

Why fastly? hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's true, I'm a whore herbnone

Which makes you my new best friend.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah. Refs suck. But not when your the team that profits from a ref's mistake. Holland is almost never that team though...

People just don't like them dutch icon5

Originally posted by silver_tears
Why fastly? hmm

I don't even know if fastly is a word. Did you know that? I just putted it there.

Putted. Another one that sounds like it SHOULD be a word, yet, isn't.

I need to EAT more at lunch and drink less.

Originally posted by silver_tears
People just don't like them dutch icon5
Yep.If they did.We would be Worldchampions.And we would be in 1998,after a totally undeserved loss against feckin Brazil,who got creamed in the feckin final...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't even know if fastly is a word. Did you know that? I just putted it there.

Putted. Another one that sounds like it SHOULD be a word, yet, isn't.

I need to EAT more at lunch and drink less.

It's alright honey, you drink as early as you want petpet

Originally posted by Slay
Yep.If they did.We would be Worldchampions.And we would be in 1998,after a totally undeserved loss against feckin Brazil,who got creamed in the feckin final...

Reffing mistake?

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's alright honey, you drink as early as you want petpet

Today? Yes, I fink that eets otay to drink early.

To make it a habit, no.

I always end up naked.

SIRENS! I hear sirens outside. I should go out there and make sure everyone is ok.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Silver had two yesterday.

i got a large penis...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Today? Yes, I fink that eets otay to drink early.

To make it a habit, no.

I always end up naked.

SIRENS! I hear sirens outside. I should go out there and make sure everyone is ok.

Why today? Is it a moosey holiday?

Haha sorry about that, I was just curious what your boxers felt like on

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a large penis...

Yeah? where did you get it from?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Reffing mistake?
No.Also. They always make reffing mistakes against Holland. In 94 we played Brazil also.Romario scored in off side position and Bebeto scored in an overly obvious offside position.The match ended in 3-2 for Brazil.
Anycrap, back to 98.Holland was playing better than Brazil.By more luck then skill Brazil managed to hold us from scoring.It got till penalty's. You know about the Ducth penalty syndrome?

They suck?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Why today? Is it a moosey holiday?

Haha sorry about that, I was just curious what your boxers felt like on

Nope, it's soytenly not a moosey holiday.

On you? They would probably be too big. I have a 34 waist, and I assume that they would continually fall off of your slender and oh so sexy waist.

Good God. I'm drank myself into that region where you can get turned on at the drop of a hat.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*keeps running really really fastly*

the hell................~ZOOM~


........~zoooooom~ are lollerblades?

~zzzzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooooooooooooooooooom~ *still isn't wearing lollerblades*
*gets off of lollercoaster*

Originally posted by silver_tears
They suck?
Indeed.
But we got cured against Sweden at Euro 2004.Six years too late,but,oh well...

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
*still isn't wearing lollerblades*
*gets off of lollercoaster*

Ok then.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nope, it's soytenly not a moosey holiday.

On you? They would probably be too big. I have a 34 waist, and I assume that they would continually fall off of your slender and oh so sexy waist.

Good God. I'm drank myself into that region where you can get turned on at the drop of a hat.

That region and I are good friends

Originally posted by Slay
Indeed.
But we got cured against Sweden at Euro 2004.Six years too late,but,oh well...

thumbsup Good for you, although I <3 Sweden.