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why am I not tired!????

cafine, sex or drugs. you pick.

I' say all 3.

Cause you just woke up?

Because Satan ate your soul after you touched yourself in your special area, dooming yourself to being an insomniac for the rest of your life until you repent your sins and are let into heaven where Jesus will greet you with a smile and a beer.

Ps you will go blind and your palms will grow hair.

Masturbation is wrong kids.

well i think you just told us the evolution most americans are likely to go through in their lives

Oh yeah that beer Jesus brings you? Its non alcoholic......yeah...heaven aint all that...