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Apparently, adults can increase their age by spending money to learn exercises.

I say save the money and just buy platform shoes

Originally posted by lord xyz
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Apparently, adults can increase their age by spending money to learn exercises.

funny, i can increase my age by doing nothing more than waiting. see...watch this...............................................................







.....................................there, im 8 seconds older now. its easy and its free!

Originally posted by Soleran
I say save the money and just buy platform shoes That's still wasting money, and you'd have to remember to wear them.

Originally posted by PVS
funny, i can increase my age by doing nothing more than waiting. see...watch this...............................................................







.....................................there, im 8 seconds older now. its easy and its free! noneup You must be very prowd.

Haha, you said age...haha.

Napolean complexes, anyone?

Originally posted by Soleran
I say save the money and just buy platform shoes

easier and cheaper

Originally posted by Strangelove
Napolean complexes, anyone?

"Every Mexican guy has a Napolean Complex."

-George Lopez



^sad but true

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, you said age...haha. "I made a typo bif deal"

I wear platform shoes .....at one time I was 5'7"..lol....So, what, oh Pilate's help too....clapping

Originally posted by lord xyz
"I made a typo bif deal"

True dat...

Originally posted by lord xyz
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Apparently, adults can increase their age by spending money to learn exercises.

At 5'10, I can honestly say I'm satisfied.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
At 5'10, I can honestly say I'm satisfied. Not if you're a basket ball player... ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
Not if you're a basket ball player... ermm

Yeah, I want to be taller...and better at basketball.....and black.....well, in case I were black you could scratch the being better at basketball....yeah, that was a stereotype joke....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I want to be taller...and better at basketball.....and black.....well, in case I were black you could scratch the being better at basketball....yeah, that was a stereotype joke.... I was gonna say "Not if you're black" at first but because I'm white, I can't say things like that. ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
I was gonna say "Not if you're black" at first but because I'm white, I can't say things like that. ermm

I happen to be white as well and apparently I say those things.


Oh right..the whole not being a racist thing...I get ya.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Not if you're a basket ball player... ermm

I'm actually a decent baller, homes.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I'm actually a decent baller, homes.

You are not black though....

And?

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
And?

I don't know...I'm sure I had a point somewhere.

My dad was a 7 footer so that worked for me, lol.

Bardocks's and Quiero Mota's conversation reminded me of that Skee-Lo song 'I wish'...

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala...

Guess what, guess what.....I'm tall enough to be a flight attendant now..........They lowered the height requirements..........jump

But you still can't get on the teacups at the State Fair...

Can too.........

I'm 5'1"

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I want to be taller...and better at basketball.....and black.....well, in case I were black you could scratch the being better at basketball....yeah, that was a stereotype joke....

You can get surgery for that, you know.

a better website is

dongfang.co.uk

or

tallerheels.com

...my god.

I believe there are too many tall people in the world......hahahaha.

Oh, and I don't like to be part of a click, sooooooooo, I told my ancestors to do their job.........and Oooo Laaa laa........I am. Unique in a world full of giants.......

im 6'5 and love being tall, and i wear i size 15 shoe and its true lady's

Originally posted by Robtard
Bardocks's and Quiero Mota's conversation reminded me of that Skee-Lo song 'I wish'...

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala... Damn, when I read this thread, that is exactly what popped in my head.

Originally posted by zbucsz
im 6'5 and love being tall, and i wear i size 15 shoe and its true lady's Big socks?

Why want to be as a woman?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Big socks? Yeah it sucks cuz there aint any in my size

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Why want to be as a woman? LOL WUT!?

No seriously, what did you just say?

I would love to be taller personally. Being a 5'8" fatass sucks.

Originally posted by zbucsz
Yeah it sucks cuz there aint any in my size

Negro please. I'm 6'3 and wear an 18 and a half and I can find socks in my size. You better try harder.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
LOL WUT!?

No seriously, what did you just say?

I would love to be taller personally. Being a 5'8" fatass sucks. LOL, I don't remember.

I just know that I am one of the little people from the Enchanted lands. We fix flowers and stuff. Good job and great pay!

flowers

Im 15 an 5'10" and still gowin through my growth spurt so ill be fine.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Negro please. I'm 6'3 and wear an 18 and a half and I can find socks in my size. You better try harder. not tube socks, the ones that are below your ankle i cant find any they only go up too 13

I gotta know, what the **** are tube socks?

Originally posted by lord xyz
I gotta know, what the **** are tube socks?

Use google.

So, they're big socks?

Originally posted by Robtard
Bardocks's and Quiero Mota's conversation reminded me of that Skee-Lo song 'I wish'...

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala...

Love that track.

Originally posted by lord xyz
So, they're big socks?


WDGS?


Better than WWJD. It means, "what did google say".

masturbate. It pulls your corpus colosum and muscles

GTFO

If you aren't tall get over it

Originally posted by zbucsz
not tube socks, the ones that are below your ankle i cant find any they only go up too 13

You could always try cutting the tips off, and as long as you have on shoes no one would know!

They say if u r under 21 to jump a lot to get taller, dont ask me how

Posture.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Posture. That's true, I lean a lot and look about 5'8, but then I stand up straight and become 5'11.

It's in the genes.. tallness is inherited from an ancient family member.

... Or we could just reimplement the rack...