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I Will Randomly select funny quotes for people who ask for one. Once they get it they have to put it below their Signature, as did I.

It's very simple, and some people will get some really funny ones.

Have Fun, and start asking.




...PS....
Skibidi Do Bop do Bop do bop diddly doo.

And, Inner Rise only has 7 days to live.


vincent

GIMMIE

Hell, I might as well ask!

Make Me.

Lets see how funny you can be

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

And, Inner Rise only has 7 days to live.

~petpetwithaffection~

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
GIMMIE

"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected"

Originally posted by XNavyXSEALX
Hell, I might as well ask!

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

Originally posted by Spartan005
Make Me.

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

Originally posted by Ladyluck


"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Lets see how funny you can be

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

Originally posted by Barker
~petpetwithaffection~

"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

got it

Originally posted by Ladyluck


I Don't find that one that good either.

Let me find a better one for you Lea.

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, I'd have all my money back."

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected"

Just Raise one hand then.



Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

If it never killed anybody you therefore would not be taking a chance.



Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

If they're so stupid, how much good do you think the advice will do? Huh?




Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

Some people just can't handle funerals. And if you go to everybody's funeral, then who will be left alive to go to yours? Huh?



Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

How will you know their plants are dead unless you first go?Huh?

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Don't find that one that good either.

Let me find a better one for you Lea.

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, I'd have all my money back."

w00t


lol

Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?

By The Way, I didn't make these. I'm just stealing them from places.

Originally posted by InnerRise
How will you know their plants are dead unless you first go?Huh?

IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....

You Go in to sign up JEESH

Gosh.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?



Shut up German Boy.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."


Originally posted by Thorinn


"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."

You do realize that half these quotes are too big to fit under our sigs, right?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?
L0LZRZ

Actually since you took the only good quote back, I will steal it...HA.

Who actually planned to put them in their sigs?

Any Hands?

shrug

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?

Oh my God... Owned

Originally posted by InnerRise
Who actually planned to put them in their sigs?

Any Hands?

shrug

is it comprehensible.....

Quiet Zombie.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
You do realize that half these quotes are too big to fit under our sigs, right?

Yeah, I don't really care.

I'm just really bored.

hit me up with one









































NOW!!! evillaugh

I'll take one.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah, I don't really care.

I'm just really bored.

..Originally posted by InnerRise
Who actually planned to put them in their sigs?

Any Hands?

shrug

is it comprehensible.....

I didn't plan to, but I did anyways....reminds me of that cool song "I'm Housin'" you folks should go listen to it right now.

Originally posted by Bardock42
..

I didn't plan to, but I did anyways....reminds me of that cool song "I'm Housin'" you folks should go listen to it right now.

That one was mine.

Originally posted by Bardock42
..

I didn't plan to, but I did anyways....reminds me of that cool song "I'm Housin'" you folks should go listen to it right now. ill drop all the stuff im doing and get right on that

Originally posted by undercoverninja
hit me up with one









































NOW!!! evillaugh

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."

Originally posted by clap
I'll take one.

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you."

Originally posted by Bardock42
..

I didn't plan to, but I did anyways....reminds me of that cool song "I'm Housin'" you folks should go listen to it right now.

Wicked.

Got ya'll a good one. "If i had a dollar for everytime i found a funny quote in this thread, I'd be in debt."

Originally posted by Ladyluck
That one was mine.
You didn't want it mhm

droolio

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something." hmm

Originally posted by Ladyluck
That one was mine.

He took it back, I stole it, have sex with me.

Someone should put Kai-Lein's famous quotes under their sig.... like

"Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

"I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"

Originally posted by Spartan005
Someone should put Kai-Lein's famous quotes under their sig.... like

"Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

"I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"



Umm....are you eligible to put that second quote under yours?

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You didn't want it mhm

droolio

I know

shock

Originally posted by Bardock42
He took it back, I stole it, have sex with me.

lol

Originally posted by undercoverninja
ill drop all the stuff im doing and get right on that

Well, I doubt we will lose a cancer cure if you do, so go ahead.



Anyways, profiles and my general incompetence piss me off.

This one is up for Grabs:

"It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames."

Anybody grabbing?

Any Hands?

shrug

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Anybody grabbing?

Any Hands?

shrug

is it comprehensible.....

Just because you're a zombie, doesn't mean we don't love you.

"Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you."


I dig the Winston, although not his funniest quote.

Originally posted by clap
I dig the Winston, although not his funniest quote.

A great one though

you know what you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo busted

Originally posted by undercoverninja
you know what you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo busted

Who's Busted for what?

All my quotes own. Nothing of yours could top it. Not no way, not no how. *punches vinny* Thats just for thinking it.

*waits patiently*

DAMN!!! My quotes go above my sig.

I'd like one please!

hello everyone

Yo!

Originally posted by silver_tears
*waits patiently*

"Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. "

Originally posted by ThePittman
DAMN!!! My quotes go above my sig.

Hiker, I got a ton For you, pick whatevers best.

"Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex."

"Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. "

"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. "

"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax."




Originally posted by babe_89
hello everyone

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits "

Can i have one that will suit my mario sig?

Originally posted by Spartan005

"I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


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I Will Randomly select funny quotes for people who ask for one. Once they get it they have to put it below their Signature, as did I.

It's very simple, and some people will get some really funny ones.

Have Fun, and start asking.




...PS....
Skibidi Do Bop do Bop do bop diddly doo.

And, Inner Rise only has 7 days to live.


vincent



Heh, why not?

Good idea Vinny - anyone who's complaining needs to STFU and get an idea of their own mhm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. "

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?



QFT

Originally posted by Daedalus
Heh, why not?

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself"

Originally posted by Syren
Good idea Vinny - anyone who's complaining needs to STFU and get an idea of their own mhm

Thank You

"I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe. "

I just through that was funny.


Originally posted by ThePittman


"You don't know a women till you've met her in court. "

Originally posted by DanZeke25


QFT

"Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. "

Amuse me...

Not so funny Vinnie. You kinds of suckz.

Originally posted by Jen'ari
Not so funny Vinnie. You kinds of suckz.

Not so funny Jennie. You kindz of Gay.

herbyarly

can i have a thingy

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?

Originally posted by H. S. 6


for ur sig

Im half way out of the closet...

*comes here*

Give it To Me

ill decide if its a funny quote

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..those quotes you gave...are they available in funny?
hilarious...

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