If you Pull it, it will Grow

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Lord Urizen
Really guys...pull that winger, and that sh*t will GROW ! I grew an inch in one summer ! First I was 5.5', now im 6.5' !!!!!

Try it ! It works ! big grin droolio

Deano
this thread fails.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Deano
this thread fails.

How so ?

Deano
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

§P0oONY
You're probably just "developing".... I doubt it's because you tug it. If that was the case every man would be a giant.

Lord Urizen

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
But I'm 20 years old, it still grows at that age ?

Maybe you're just a late bloomer, some people are still developing into their late teens, so it's not impossible.

Lord Urizen

Robtard
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Really guys...pull that winger, and that sh*t will GROW ! I grew an inch in one summer ! First I was 5.5', now im 6.5' !!!!!

Try it ! It works ! big grin droolio

Jerking off isn't going to add permanent mass to your wee-willy. If you feel insufficient, try hormones or surgery.

botankus
Yeah, growing an inch a year does have its drawbacks. When I hit the 19" mark in year twelve, I was having trouble with my zippers.

Alliance
OMG! WHY is this not in OTF?

botankus
Because it shrinks in the OTF.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Really guys...pull that winger, and that sh*t will GROW ! I grew an inch in one summer ! First I was 5.5', now im 6.5' !!!!!

Try it ! It works ! big grin droolio A winger makes shit grow?

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Robtard
Jerking off isn't going to add permanent mass to your wee-willy. If you feel insufficient, try hormones or surgery.

Nah, 6.5-7 inches is enough for me. yes

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by lord xyz
A winger makes shit grow?

Pull your pickle, add an inch !

lord xyz
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Pull your pickle, add an inch ! Don't need to, I'm 7' big and 14 years old.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by lord xyz
Don't need to, I'm 7' big and 14 years old.

I'm 20, and I get 7' when im reallllyy horny. But my average erection is 6.5 , it gets like that if im not totally in the mood.... sad

lord xyz
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I'm 20, and I get 7' when im reallllyy horny. But my average erection is 6.5 , it gets like that if im not totally in the mood.... sad petpet

PVS
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I'm 20, and I get 7' when im reallllyy horny. But my average erection is 6.5 , it gets like that if im not totally in the mood.... sad

7 feet? how could you conceivably have sex with that besides ****ing a whale?

lord xyz
Originally posted by PVS
7 feet? how could you conceivably have sex with that besides ****ing a whale? Sorry, I meant inches.

botankus
I was wondering the same thing too, Paul.





Only I wasn't curious enough to ask. stick out tongue

PVS
Originally posted by lord xyz
Sorry, I meant inches.

yeah, well nobody cares about the size of your penis, so give it a rest needle dick

debbiejo
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Really guys...pull that winger, and that sh*t will GROW ! I grew an inch in one summer ! First I was 5.5', now im 6.5' !!!!!

Try it ! It works ! big grin droolio What's a winger??? blink

nevermind.........I know now.

botankus
* She's only seventeen.
But Girl she gives me love like I've never seen *

lord xyz
Originally posted by PVS
yeah, well nobody cares about the size of your penis, so give it a rest needle dick Jealous are we? ermm

botankus
*Seventeeeeen!* Ow!

debbiejo
Originally posted by botankus
Because it shrinks in the OTF. laughing out loud

PVS
Originally posted by lord xyz
Jealous are we? ermm

insecure, are we?

Alliance
Just a no expression

PVS
Originally posted by botankus
I was wondering the same thing too, Paul.





Only I wasn't curious enough to ask. stick out tongue

instantly reminded me of the stonehenge scene from spinal tap

botankus
Yeah.

Have a good weekend, you damn winger-pullers. I'm off til next Tuesday. Try not to Bardock each other too much in the Philosophy Forum.

PVS
botankus is leaving and bardock is a verb...im sad now sad

Soleran
This is an OT thread is ever there was one.

debbiejo
I feel quite homey now.


*kicks feet up and reads stupid people.......lol*

In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by debbiejo
I feel quite homey now.


*kicks feet up and reads stupid people.......lol*


eek!

Quiero Mota
This thread reminds me of a really bad joke:

Q: How do you make your dick look bigger?

A: Put it in the hand of a five-year-old.

In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
This thread reminds me of a really bad joke:

Q: How do you make your dick look bigger?

A: Put it in the hand of a five-year-old. sick

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Really guys...pull that winger, and that sh*t will GROW ! I grew an inch in one summer ! First I was 5.5', now im 6.5' !!!!!

Try it ! It works ! big grin droolio

why you don't let your girl do it? lookaround

WrathfulDwarf
I cheat....

...use a pump.

Barker
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Really guys...pull that winger, and that sh*t will GROW ! I grew an inch in one summer ! First I was 5.5', now im 6.5' !!!!!

Try it ! It works ! big grin droolio
You.. Stretched it. no expression

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Really guys...pull that winger, and that sh*t will GROW ! I grew an inch in one summer ! First I was 5.5', now im 6.5' !!!!!

Try it ! It works ! big grin droolio 6.5? laughing

InnerRise
Um......this **** is trash nasty.

is it comprehensible.....

Vinny Valentine
Fat Falling over it doesn't count.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Fat Falling over it doesn't count. *thinks about how that is possible*

Ladyluck
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
6.5? laughing

laughing You're so mean.

RZA
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
This thread reminds me of a really bad joke:

Q: How do you make your dick look bigger?

A: Put it in the hand of a five-year-old.

Yeah, this reminds me of a joke too...

When Shaq went to LA, the dudes he met there told 'em 'Hey Shaq, now you can learn how to hang 10 with us'...to which Shaq replied, 'dude, I've been hanging 10 since the eigth grade'

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