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hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Go up to her, grab her ass, yell your name, then run away screaming "I have five apples in a donkey. Don't smell me!!!"

Here's some advice:


TALK TO HER!


Though how does she mean a lot to you if she doesn't know you? Sounds like an immature infatuation to me...

1. Don't ask for advice online.

2. Try talking to her.

Quit being a pussy..., the world belongs to the bold and the meek only inherit it when they die.

Shy doesn't translate to "Cool and Sensitive" it translates to either, weak or aloof. Don't be a ***, just ask her out..

****in' pussies make my but itch...blowup

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Just start talking to her. Don't be afraid to make conversation.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Go up to her, grab her ass, yell your name, then run away screaming "I have five apples in a donkey. Don't smell me!!!"

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me She obviously means less to you than the amount of effort it takes to say "hi."

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Go up to her, grab her ass, yell your name, then run away screaming "I have five apples in a donkey. Don't smell me!!!" I don't think it's ever failed before...

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Here's some advice:


TALK TO HER!


Though how does she mean a lot to you if she doesn't know you? Sounds like an immature infatuation to me... ADVICE IN CAPS LOCK IS BETTER; GO WITH THIS.

Originally posted by Alliance
1. Don't ask for advice online.

2. Try talking to her. Wise. BUT NOT IN CAPS LOCK.

Ya just go and say hi if shes new then say which school u came from . Ask the basic questions and you will be ok .

Originally posted by Ladyluck






It worked on you naughty

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

How old are you?

Originally posted by The Pict
How old are you? Good point... I'm guessing 12.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
It worked on you naughty

True hmm

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
Good point... I'm guessing 12.

harsh

stfu im 14. by the way..

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me The only way you'll get her is by accepting the Lord Jesus Christ as your own personal savior.

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Really pretty girl?

Give up, you don't stand a chance.

w00t

Buy her something nice like an iPod then ask her out.

Originally posted by Infinity
stfu im 14. by the way..

When you say she goes to see your friend do you mean at his house?

Originally posted by Infinity
stfu im 14. by the way.. So am I. hmmWere you in my English class last year?

Stalk Her.



shock

Originally posted by Strangelove
You give up too quickly.

Love Jesus, and she will be yours to f**k as you please.

No, not at all... This guy doesn't stand a chance because he can't even spell "really". smoke

Jesus is 'teh' sex.

This didn't deserve two pages. Talk to her.

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

aw... thats sweet, the first thing u should do is talk to her, just say hi, then get to know her more, she might like the same stuff as you, and you two must just click

Get her attention ASAP, being passive and shy won't get you anywhere.
But always remain yourself, if you think you'll need to act like someone you aren't in order to get closer to her, forget it.
Make the best of what you really are and carry that confidence up to her.

When she goes to talk to your pal beat the sh*t out of him to show her how tough you are.

My advice would be not to get involved until you're grown some pubic hair...

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Get her attention ASAP, being passive and shy won't get you anywhere.
But always remain yourself, if you think you'll need to act like someone you aren't in order to get closer to her, forget it.
Make the best of what you really are and carry that confidence up to her.

But always remain yourself

Ignore this..., this is terrible advice, coming from someone sitting at an internet forum who probably has never seen a girl naked.

Tell her what you think she wants to hear, be a complete dickhead, and under no circumstance is it kewl to show her how good you are at video games, LOTR trivia or Star Wars lip synching...

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me What "clique" do you belong to? And what "clique" doues she belong to? (Clique means social group basically, incase you didn't know that)

Originally posted by CatDude
But always remain yourself

Ignore this..., this is terrible advice, coming from someone sitting at an internet forum who probably has never seen a girl naked.

Tell her what you think she wants to hear, be a complete dickhead, and under no circumstance is it kewl to show her how good you are at video games, LOTR trivia or Star Wars lip synching... Sort of agree. Girls like guys that are dicks. Plain and simple.

swe_bum_love2

Originally posted by CatDude
But always remain yourself

Ignore this..., this is terrible advice, coming from someone sitting at an internet forum who probably has never seen a girl naked.

Tell her what you think she wants to hear, be a complete dickhead, and under no circumstance is it kewl to show her how good you are at video games, LOTR trivia or Star Wars lip synching...


You must be some one that thinks he has scored when a girl gives you a second glance.
In order to establish something serious, with the tons of sex that may come with that, you need to express a certain amount of honesty about yourself.
Blab around all you want, you'll face the consequences soon.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
You must be some one that thinks he has scored when a girl gives you a second glance.
In order to establish something serious, with the tons of sex that may come with that, you need to express a certain amount of honesty about yourself.
Blab around all you want, you'll face the consequences soon.

I'm an internet e-stud, I get more tang than Apollo Astronauts. There are no consequences dicky, the chick either puts out, or gets out, there's always more fish in the sea, and I ain't no Steve Irwin to have some fish kill me with her tail...

Originally posted by CatDude
I'm an internet e-stud, I get more tang than Apollo Astronauts. There are no consequences dicky, the chick either puts out, or gets out, there's always more fish in the sea, and I ain't no Steve Irwin to have some fish kill me with her tail...

To each his own, but you just admitted that your sedative talents are on the net, mine are on the real-life dance-floor.
Happy fishing

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
To each his own, but you just admitted that your sedative talents are on the net, mine are on the real-life dance-floor.
Happy fishing

Sedative

adj : tending to soothe or tranquilize; "valium has a tranquilizing effect"; "took a hot drink with sedative properties before going to bed" n : a drug that reduces excitability and calms a person

So basically, you put people to sleep on the dance floor, while I put them to sleep on the internet...

Atleast I'm closer to my 'victims' in person than you'll be

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Atleast I'm closer to my 'victims' in person than you'll be

Is it your dancing or your pathetic attempts at wit that put your victim's to sleep? A friend wants to know..

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Talk to her, tell jokes, have fun. Generally just be friendly and outgoing towards her.

Originally posted by CatDude
Is it your dancing or your pathetic attempts at wit that put your victim's to sleep? A friend wants to know..

Aw man, you've got me. I meant to say seductive in my prior post, instead of sedative. But you know, with potatoes cooking in the kitchen, people on the phone and the cats in need of feeding, a spelling mistake might slip through.
Let's just say that if you could type as good as I can dance, you could have copied the bible by hand during this conversation.

k listen up. this girl i actualyl like like her... i dont wanan fk things up lol like ya i dont that alot. its not just to have sec or anything.. i really like her and want it to last, good advice by some. some of u are internet nerds. who have no lives

...tell her the last time you jerked off it took you nearly 3 minutes to finish and when you did, you hit yourself in the eye...

Originally posted by Infinity
k listen up. this girl i actualyl like like her... i dont wanan fk things up lol like ya i dont that alot. its not just to have sec or anything.. i really like her and want it to last, good advice by some. some of u are internet nerds. who have no lives

Let's face facts, kiddo, you are posting on a internet forum asking for advice about girls. You can't call anyone here a nerd.

Originally posted by Infinity
stfu im 14. by the way..

You'll see another pair of boobs and forget this chick ever existed srug

Originally posted by Infinity
k listen up. this girl i actualyl like like her... i dont wanan fk things up lol like ya i dont that alot. its not just to have sec or anything.. i really like her and want it to last, good advice by some. some of u are internet nerds. who have no lives Dude, you have to take a few risks if you ever want to have a chance.

hey slick, did you ever ask your "friend" about her? maybe she is his gf, maybe not. if you asked him about her, "your friend" could tell you about her. and if you see her talking to "your friend", add a couple lines of conversation.



"i have a wart on my knuckle."
"i like pie"
" will you two just start kissing or something allreay?"



do something. even if it is taping a bomb to your chest and blowing yourself up in front of her. it may only work once, but you will get her attention.


and remember, "your friend" knows her, otherwise, they wuouldnt be talking. ask "your friend"






Disclaimer" Evil Bunny advice only works if you follow it. So stop readinng and follow the Evil Bunny advice. Also, Evil Bunny rules the world. Obey the Evil Bunny and you will live. Long live Evil Bunny.

Little bro, just talk to her. The worst she can do is say no. She cant take your birthday away.

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me Wait a second...I just reread this. So you actually hang out with her? What the hell man? Ask her for her phone #, or screename or something. This should be mad easy.

Originally posted by CatDude
...tell her the last time you jerked off it took you nearly 3 minutes to finish and when you did, you hit yourself in the eye...

lol, where did this come from?

You know come to think of it, that just might impress her.

Originally posted by CatDude
Tell her what you think she wants to hear, be a complete dickhead, and under no circumstance is it kewl to show her how good you are at video games, LOTR trivia or Star Wars lip synching...

This actually is the best advice. Sad but true.

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Ask her if she'd like to go have a soda after school. If she says that she doesn't drink soda, then forget about her. You don't want to go out with a girl who hates on soda. Girls like that usually end up as hardcore vegetarians who become massage therapists and end up giving their clients "happy endings", and they believe in herbal medicine and crap like that.

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Dude, honestly all you have to do is just find the 'Clitoris'


You can also impress her by telling her you wrote these songs while thinking of her...

There's the girl that I like...
Now more than ever, she gives me butterflies,
she makes my stomach quizie every time she walks bye....
I know i can be cool if I try!

There's the girl that I like...
Over there laughing with that smart...
EH! you're holding up the god damn lunch line!

There's the girl that I like....
Now it appears that she likes an other guy...
it must be because he's political and stuff....
I bet I can be political too!

And if all else fails just ask yourself what would Brian Boitano do?

. .. . why, he'd make a plan and follow through! That's what Brian Boitono would do.

I'd bet he'd impress her by kicking an ass or two cuz that's what Brian Boitano would do. Starting with his friend

C'mon gang! everybody join in...

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here today....

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. are you guys helping him or bein jerks?

Well, as a girl, I'll try my best to help you. I'm 15, so I can probably be a great deal of help mebeh?

But yes, so you want this girl to notice you, huh? Well here's somethings you should maybe think about:

*get to know what she likes to do out of school
*find out what she likes to do during school
*compliment her if she looks especially nice one day
*find out from someone else maybe if she likes your friend, or if she likes you
*when you make eye contact, give her a little smile

I hope some of this is good advice, tell me how things work out, I'm curious to hear about it

^ Yeah that or just find the Clitoris

Originally posted by RZA
^ Yeah that or find the Clitoris

...what is this 'clitoris' of which you speak...? A friend wants to know...

Originally posted by RZA
^ Yeah that or find the Clitoris

heeeeeeeey, now if she's a good girl, she won't want to do that right away now, would she?

But....if she's wet and wild......

Originally posted by CatDude
...what is this 'clitoris' of which you speak...? A friend wants to know...

Nature's rubix cube

Originally posted by CatDude
...what is this 'clitoris' of which you speak...? A friend wants to know...

I think it's kinda like finding Jesus or something???

. . . . Did somebody say my name?

Dude, who the f*ck are you?

Why, I'm Brian Dennehy . . . .

No not f*ckin Brian Dennehy!

Yeah go away dude!