"Sir, I'm not a Miner."

taft was lonely. It was Saturday night, and he didn't have anywhere to go.

"I wish I had somewhere to go!" he said. Then he decided that he would go rent a movie at the Video store.

On the way over, he met a strange man.

"Are you a Miner?" he asked. What a weird question, thought taft.

"Sir, I'm not a Miner," taft said. (Which was true: He didn't have a job either.)

The man walked away dejectedly. Srug, thought taft, and he proceeded to rent "The 40-Year-Old Virgin".

The next day, as he unfolded the paper, he gasped. The man he had been talking to to the night before was on the cover; He had been arrested for fondling with a Minor.

Good thing the conversation never turned to my age, thought taft.

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O.O

Nah.

Wow, half way through your explanation he goes from being a miner to being a minor, I'm speechless.

Originally posted by Barker
taft was lonely. It was Saturday night, and he didn't have anywhere to go.

"I wish I had somewhere to go!" he said. Then he decided that he would go rent a movie at the Video store.

On the way over, he met a strange man.

"Are you a Miner?" he asked. What a weird question, thought taft.

"Sir, I'm not a Miner," he said. (Which was true: He didn't have a job either.)

The man walked away dejectedly. Srug, thought taft, and he proceeded to rent "The 40-Year-Old Virgin".

The next day, as he unfolded the paper, he gasped. The man he had been talking to to the night before was on the cover; He had been arrested for fondling with a Minor.

Good thing the conversation never turned to my age, thought taft.

😐

Originally posted by Barker
taft was lonely. It was Saturday night, and he didn't have anywhere to go.

"I wish I had somewhere to go!" he said. Then he decided that he would go rent a movie at the Video store.

On the way over, he met a strange man.

"Are you a Miner?" he asked. What a weird question, thought taft.

"Sir, I'm not a Miner," he said. (Which was true: He didn't have a job either.)

The man walked away dejectedly. Srug, thought taft, and he proceeded to rent "The 40-Year-Old Virgin".

The next day, as he unfolded the paper, he gasped. The man he had been talking to to the night before was on the cover; He had been arrested for fondling with a Minor.

Good thing the conversation never turned to my age, thought taft.

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essen23 True story. 😐

shock Hey wait a sec, this is a true story, right?

Originally posted by Thorinn
You are sick my friend. 😐

Originally posted by taft
essen23 True story. 😐

Originally posted by The Pict
shock Hey wait a sec, this is a true story, right?

Originally posted by Barker
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Originally posted by Barker
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Originally posted by Barker
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err.. 😬

F-
terrible

I've read that 3x..., and it makes no sense whatsoever..., is it s'posed to be a joke, or a true story? If it's a joke it's ****ing awful, if it's a true story..., well you should have gone with him, probably the last time someone would want to touch your goods...

Last time that schlub got any ass it was when his hand slipped through the toilet paper

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Last time that schlub got any ass it was when his hand slipped through the toilet paper

Doh, I hate when that happens! 😬

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Doh, I hate when that happens! 😬

...I kinda like it... 😮

Originally posted by CatDude
...I kinda like it... 😮

Okay, Brown Thumb! 😉

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Okay, Brown Thumb! 😉

blah, I wouldn't want to imagine a green thumb.....

Originally posted by TOH
err.. 😬

I love your sig and avvy.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I love your sig and avvy.

I love your sig and avvy 😮

Much appreciated eyes