I survived as well!!!!!

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Scoobless
Last night after I finished posting here.... I lay down and somehow I lost consciousness.....and was attacked by a shark.... IN MY OWN HOME!

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Thankfully it all turned out ok and today I'm alive.... I think Jesus saved me

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Sadly, a few of my friends were eaten, but f**k them... I'm alive... and more importantly... I'm posting on a comic forum again with a renewed zest for life

As this is a comic forum I figured it was the place to post this type of news.... I mean.... others have done the same thing and it seems to have been allowed just fine

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f77/t421265.html

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Anyone else around here survive through an ordeal last night that they might like to make a thread about?

galan7777777
damn man ure almost as lucky as judge! lol pitt_laugh

V for Valentine
Aye, those Scottish Sharks really are taking the berties now no expression 5th attack in a week!

The-Judge
well, the dirrerence is that i didnt liedbig grin

ExodusCloak
I'm Glad you're okay Scoobes

Last year I was attacked by a group of thugs

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I lost both my hands... sad I still manage to type with my nose though...

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The-Judge
are people making fun of me?sad

Scoobless
I think me and my "gang" are going to start a neighbourhood shark watch... we're getting tooled up with oxygen tanks and long electrified poles as we speak.... we just need a couple of grenades and soon the rooftops of Edinburgh will once more be safe from Shark attacks

S.G
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10/10 For this thread !!!

V for Valentine
Originally posted by Scoobless
I think me and my "gang" are going to start a neighbourhood shark watch... we're getting tooled up with oxygen tanks and long electrified poles as we speak.... we just need a couple of grenades and soon the rooftops of Edinburgh will once more be safe from Shark attacks

big grin thank god! The rough streets of Edinburgh were descending into chaos, we gotta keep the ghetto clean man. we dont want their type in here, those sharks! mad Good on ya lad, your doing Mufassa proud!

ExodusCloak
Originally posted by Scoobless
I think me and my "gang" are going to start a neighbourhood shark watch... we're getting tooled up with oxygen tanks and long electrified poles as we speak.... we just need a couple of grenades and soon the rooftops of Edinburgh will once more be safe from Shark attacks

Wow Scoobes you have a gang...you must be a VIP in your neighbourhood?

They still haven't caught the thugs who did that to me...

The-Judge
dont mention mufassa... youre not a fan of him and dont know enough about him!

The-Judge
scoobs, why are you doing this??sad

S.G
Originally posted by V for Valentine
big grin thank god! The rough streets of Edinburgh were descending into chaos, we gotta keep the ghetto clean man. we dont want their type in here, those sharks! mad Good on ya lad, your doing Mufassa proud! Long life Mufasar !!

God bless that gay lion..... cry

grey fox
You think that shark was bad !

I'm out in the kitchen grabbing myself a bag of crisps ( because i'm to much of a lazy bastard to make myself a sandwich) when all of a sudden....

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A POORLY RENDERED ZOMBIE ATTACKED ME !!!

Luckily enough i pulled one of these babies out of my pocket (Hammer-space , dont ask)

http://www.eagle19.freeserve.co.uk/norm29.jpg


Unfortunate enough the resounding bad-assaery vaporised said packet of crisps. But who cares , I made myself a sandwich and then pwned the Alien queen on Mugen !

I watch Pokemon
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The-Judge
this is mufassas girlfriend... rune. you know, mufassa may be sick, but i will always be a loyal fan...

The-Judge
and this is his mother, muffin...

S.G
Thats his girlfreind !! laughing laughing

The-Judge
i have realized that mufassa is an overpowered all****ing sick lion drawn badly... but he makes the shit look funnybig grin

S.G
You have hope !!

Now just realize how shit he is and you will be excepted.

The-Judge
i dont wanne be acceptet in you little group of mufassa-haters... because the maincharacter is sick doesnt mean the series issmile

Scoobless
Originally posted by The-Judge
scoobs, why are you doing this??sad

Because I'm just so damned happy to be alive after that traumatic experience.... aren't you happy for me?

I mean.... it's just not funny anymore! ... First, my dad was killed by a shark on our fishing trip:

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Then my brother James was killed on his way home from school:

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And just last week I was attacked while driving home from work:

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This is fast becoming a major problem on the streets of Scotland... and you're doubting my sincerity....


Damn you... sad

The-Judge
sorrysad

S.G
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You serious Judge ???

The-Judge
yes, if he really is living like that he have my symphatisad

S.G
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Alfheim
Originally posted by S.G
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Either hes mad or hes joking. I think hes mad....serious. Its a shame he comes from Denmark cos it gives them a bad name.

S.G
Your not the only one !!! stick out tongue

ExodusCloak
Here's the leader of those thugs who beat me up...he was caught on CCTV outside my University....

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S.G
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The-Judge
haha, i wasnt serious, foolswink

S.G
Oh rhly ?

The-Judge
yeah?? seriously, if you think a person who at least can sit down and write on a computer elieve in this crazy shit, then its you who is stupidwink

S.G
Touche. But we found it funny that you would even say such a thing.

The-Judge
i am a funny guywink

Inhuman
I had a close call this morning. sad



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too close...

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