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P.S. this place needs better smileys!

Originally posted by Gomez
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P.S. this place needs better smileys!

This place has 100's of smilies... w00t

You've just not found them yet.

Originally posted by Gomez
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P.S. this place needs better smileys!

Who have you been for ten minutes? Is she pretty?

Originally posted by Gomez
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Nothing can compete with the pure ubercoolishness of...




























The herb! herbnone

Originally posted by Gomez
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P.S. this place needs better smileys!
Smiley's are work of the weak minded.

The smileys here are many and rules ! herb

So quiet you or I will report you!

Originally posted by Gomez
...and not a single warning yet!

P.S. this place needs better smileys! I've got the record for the most bans, and not a single warning yet! w00t

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
The smileys here are many and rules ! herb

So queit you or I will report you!

It's quiet

Originally posted by Gomez
...and not a single warning yet!

That just means you aren't living up to your usual low standards.

Originally posted by Serge A. Storms
Smiley's are work of the weak minded.

Or just an additional bonus to a well written paragraph, which is perhaps missing that little je ne sais quoi?

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
It's quiet

Don't go all Kok on us

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
It's quiet

I know it is quiet here..

Originally posted by Syren
Or just an additional bonus to a well written paragraph, which is perhaps missing that little je ne sais quoi?

wanker

Originally posted by Syren
Or just an additional bonus to a well written paragraph, which is perhaps missing that little je ne sais quoi?

Wow, you speak Swedish. Cool

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Wow, you speak Swedish. Cool

That's Greek Stoopid.

Originally posted by Syren
Or just an additional bonus to a well written paragraph, which is perhaps missing that little je ne sais quoi?
Typing long paragraphs is also for the weak minded. I prefer quick, short rebuttals.

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
That is Spanish...

I speak Swedish....

French...

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Wow, you speak Swedish. Cool
typing a few words and actually speaking a language are 2 WAY different things.

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Wow, you speak Swedish. Cool I believe that is french

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I believe that is french

Beat you....

Congratulations.

The cops should be coming over shortly. THey just found the body skinned across town.

I had sex with a Swedish girl during the war

Originally posted by Barking Spider
I had sex with a Swedish girl during the war

Define girl.

Originally posted by Syren
Who have you been for ten minutes? Is she pretty?

Teehee...good one.

I am ruling you all! I am from Sweden and Can speak Swedish! mwahaha

I can your languages but you cant mine! mwahaha

I count about 3,500 smiles

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
I am ruling you all! I am from Sweden and Can speak Swedish! mwahaha

I can your languages but you cant mine! mwahaha

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
I can your languages but you cant mine! mwahaha


In our language, an auxilliary verb such as "can" is followed by a verb such as "read".

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
I am ruling you all! I am from Sweden and Can speak Swedish! mwahaha

I can your languages but you cant mine! mwahaha

Yeah, but I pile drove one of your women and made her call me Mr. President. I miss Camilla

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I noticed. disgust

Cookie points?

Biscuit flavoured Brownie points?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
brownies with ice cream and hot fudge or caramel, whipped cream and a cherry points

droolio

Originally posted by Serge A. Storms
Typing long paragraphs is also for the weak minded. I prefer quick, short rebuttals.

I said a well written paragraph, not a long one

And no, I don't speak French fluently. I abuse phrases

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Teehee...good one.

I knew I could count on you eyes

Originally posted by Syren
I said a well written paragraph, not a long one

And no, I don't speak French fluently. I abuse phrases



I knew I could count on you eyes Je vous aime cher ami.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Je vous aime cher ami.

You've got to teach me how to do that.

Originally posted by clap
You've got to teach me how to do that.

1. Go to translate.com select English to French.
2. Enter phrase.
3. Hit Translate button.
4. Copy translation.
5. Paste here.

6. Laugh.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by clap
You've got to teach me how to do that. sure thing... tis easy really...

right here


I took a year of french in school but most times.. I get help too.

Originally posted by Storm
6. Laugh

Yep. Online translators make sentence structure laughable.

Originally posted by Storm
6. Laugh.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Didn't mean to quote you.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
sure thing... tis easy really...

right here


I took a year of french in school but most times.. I get help too.

I feel robbed.

you have to be careful for those free translations

*shrugs* I dont mind them much though.

They' re quite basic, often with amusing results.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
They' re quite basic, often with amusing results.

i just translated that into French, then the French into German, and the German back to English.

Result-

"They ' regarding the fundamental often also to amuse completely result."

Originally posted by Storm
They' re quite basic, often with amusing results.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Hey Storm...I have a question for you. Why do you always put a space after an apostrophe? That's incorrect grammar. Just wondering.

It is a carryover from the days of typewriters with monospaced typefaces to improve readability, like the double space after a period. Today, the use of proportionally spaced fonts makes it unnecessary.

But it has been drilled into me when I learned to type, and it has been a habit for nearly 13 years now.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
It is a carryover from the days of typewriters with monospaced typefaces to improve readability, like the double space after a period. Today, the use of proportionally spaced fonts makes it unnecessary.

But it has been drilled into me when I learned to type, and it has been a habit for nearly 13 years now.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Ah, I remember the days of the double space after ending a sentence.

Originally posted by clap
In our language, an auxilliary verb such as "can" is followed by a verb such as "read".

Sounds interesting...

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Sounds interesting...

The English language, time to stop approximating it.

Originally posted by clap
The English language, time to stop approximating it. We learn English but speak American.

Originally posted by ThePittman
We learn English but speak American.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/Streetlight11/148708.jpg

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Don't go all Kok on us Unprovoked personal attack.


Reported.

Originally posted by Gomez
...and not a single warning yet!

P.S. this place needs better smileys! Welcome man

And no I dont suck

Originally posted by clap
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/Streetlight11/148708.jpg You're such a hinderence to the forum. Things like that aren't needed on KMC. Reported.

Originally posted by Storm
It is a carryover from the days of typewriters with monospaced typefaces to improve readability, like the double space after a period. Today, the use of proportionally spaced fonts makes it unnecessary.

But it has been drilled into me when I learned to type, and it has been a habit for nearly 13 years now.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I always wondered about that but presumed there was a decent reason

Originally posted by JacopeX
Welcome man

And no I dont suck

Really? You're now on the "Posters to watch" list.



Thanks for the tip.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
You're such a hinderence to the forum. Things like that aren't needed on KMC. Reported.

Things like what? Why am I being reported?

Originally posted by clap
Things like what? Thing like making images taunting/flaming another user for what they post, when it really wasn't deserving of a taunt.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Thing like making images taunting/flaming another user for what they post, when it really wasn't deserving of a taunt.

I think you just might have lost it, guy. You really seem out to get me.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Thing like making images taunting/flaming another user for what they post, when it really wasn't deserving of a taunt.

Jesus? Is it really you lord?

Originally posted by clap
I think you just might have lost it, guy. You really seem out to get me. No, that's considered bashing, or flaming, or trolling, or something. His post was in no way deserving of an image stating that he can state the obvious, and still make it sound stupid. It's not needed on KMC. I would strongly suggest you discontinue posting like that.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Unprovoked personal attack.


Reported.

You're doing it again, you absolute fool. Is there any way at all that I can get you to realise that you're the one causing the problems here?

Ok, let me break it down for you.

Someone makes a comment that, although not exactly polite, can't really be considered nasty, and you report them. Why? Not only do you immediately cause more hostility than is necessary, you provoke a fight. Usually the reported person responds with a nastier comment and then you have the audacity to feel justified.

I seriously think the Report function privilege should be taken away from you.

Originally posted by Gomez
Jesus? Is it really you lord? WHat the hell?

Originally posted by clap
Really? You're now on the "Posters to watch" list.



Thanks for the tip. Actually I was but no more

Oh well

Originally posted by Syren


Someone makes a comment that, although not exactly polite, can't really be considered nasty, and you report them. Why? Not only do you immediately cause more hostility than is necessary, .

That was hostile? Hardly.

It's almost like Trolling...

Jesus is haveing a meltdown? Say it aint so.

Originally posted by Gomez
Jesus is haveing a meltdown? Say it aint so. That'd make sense if Jesus were real. Sadly, he's just a work of fiction.

Originally posted by Syren
You're doing it again, you absolute fool. Is there any way at all that I can get you to realise that you're the one causing the problems here?

Ok, let me break it down for you.

Someone makes a comment that, although not exactly polite, can't really be considered nasty, and you report them. Why? Not only do you immediately cause more hostility than is necessary, you provoke a fight. Usually the reported person responds with a nastier comment and then you have the audacity to feel justified.

I seriously think the Report function privilege should be taken away from you.

Sounds like Jesus is a pussy.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
That was hostile? Hardly.

I said you cause more hostility by reporting someone for no reason, telling them about it in an almost smug manner and then acting victimised when they retaliate.

It's pathetic and the fact that it's annoying me basically means you're blatantly abusing the privilege.

Originally posted by Gomez
Sounds like Jesus is a pussy. Except I'm not Jesus. You see, I'm a real person, Jesus never was, and never will be.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
No, that's considered bashing, or flaming, or trolling, or something. His post was in no way deserving of an image stating that he can state the obvious, and still make it sound stupid. It's not needed on KMC. I would strongly suggest you discontinue posting like that.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/Streetlight11/idiot.jpg

Originally posted by Syren
I said you cause more hostility by reporting someone for no reason, telling them about it in an almost smug manner and then acting victimised when they retaliate.

It's pathetic and the fact that it's annoying me basically means you're blatantly abusing the privilege. Victemized? I was just telling him what was wrong and rude about the post.

Originally posted by Gomez
...and not a single warning yet!

P.S. this place needs better smileys! Dare I say...

http://www.tinkerknitwear.com/images/products/sock-cream-lg.jpg?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
That'd make sense if Jesus were real. Sadly, he's just a work of fiction.

In Revelation 17: 14 Jesus is called "Lord of lords, and King of kings."


Some faithful types probably take offense to you pretending to be Jesus. Like me.

Originally posted by clap
In Revelation 17: 14 Jesus is called "Lord of lords, and King of kings."


Some faithful types probably take offense to you pretending to be Jesus. Like me. Well, the bible is a work of fiction, so I don't really care what scripture states.

You see, I thought up the name "King of Kings" because when I was thinking of a name change, I was watching wrestling, and Triple H was going like "I am the King of Kings!"

So blame Vince McMahon and the WWE, not Jesus.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
So blame Vince McMahon and the WWE, not Jesus. That's my philosophy right there

I figured you picked that name out of your faith, but you ridicule religion instead. Really you have no respect for other people's feelings or faith to just mock their saviour like that. You disgust me. And then you follow me around making all these wild accusations.


Well, **** you buddy!!!

Originally posted by clap
I figured you picked that name out of your faith, but you ridicule religion instead. Really you have no respect for other people's feelings or faith to just mock their saviour like that. You disgust me. And then you follow me around making all these wild accusations.


Well, **** you buddy!!! You'd never last a wink in the relegion forum. Many people believe there is no God. I am not one of them. However, I do believe Jesus is a hoax. My reasons for that are long, and are based more on experience. However, seeing as you're attacking me, rather than my opinions, I will kindly disregard everything you've said, just this once.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Victemized? I was just telling him what was wrong and rude about the post.

I mean in general, don't pretend like this is the first time you've ever reported somebody.

You're obsessive.

Originally posted by Syren
I mean in general, don't pretend like this is the first time you've ever reported somebody.

You're obsessive. I'm not claiming that. I know I've reported people in the past. However, this time, I've deemed it necessary.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Except I'm not Jesus. You see, I'm a real person, Jesus never was, and never will be.

Jesus was a real person dumbass. The son of god? Probably not.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Dare I say...

http://www.tinkerknitwear.com/images/products/sock-cream-lg.jpg?

I aint no sock.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I'm not claiming that. I know I've reported people in the past. However, this time, I've deemed it necessary.

Psycho stalker.

Originally posted by clap
Pussy stalker.

Originally posted by Gomez
I aint no sock. Don't Feed the Troll('s ego)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/DoNotFeedTroll.svg/150px-DoNotFeedTroll.svg.png

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Yeah, but I pile drove one of your women and made her call me Mr. President. I miss Camilla WTF?!!? how old are you?! like 90?!

oh.. im From Sweden to

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Unprovoked personal attack.


Reported.

BODE!

Originally posted by Swe_Bum
WTF?!!? how old are you?! like 90?!


Why I'm 88

O'rly?

Have you been to Sweden..?

Originally posted by Swe_Bum
O'rly?

Have you been to Sweden..?

No she was a foreign exchange student here in the US. We stayed in touch while she was at Lund

ok...
you are a scarry old man... (if you really are 88 years)

Originally posted by Gomez
Jesus was a real person dumbass. The son of god? Probably not. Yes, I'm aware that there was once a man named Jesus who claimed to be the messaih, but when I say "Jesus" I meant "the son of God' not "Some random crazy person who believed he was the son of God."

There is a key difference, though I can see how one could become confused. I'll be more clear next time.

FYI: His name wasn't actually Jesus. Someone help, I think it was Joshua ben David

Originally posted by Barking Spider
FYI: His name wasn't actually Jesus. Someone help, I think it was Joshua ben David Jesus is a nickname for Joshua.

Actually, in Aramaic, I've seen it expressed as Yeshu'a ben Yosef, (cf. the pronunciation of the name in The Passion).

And TheKingofKINGS! is correct, (somewhat): The originally Hebraic-name, Yehoshu'a, eventually yielded both Jesus and Joshua.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Jesus is a nickname for Joshua.

Not exactly, but I don't have time to go into it

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Not exactly, but I don't have time to go into it Yes, but The English language has never been entirely accurate, has it?

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Didn't "jesus" come from the Greek translations? Maybe. srug

I really don't care too much about the origin of the name "Jesus."


What's important is that Jesus was not the son of God.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Maybe. srug

I really don't care too much about the origin of the name "Jesus."

When I want you to speak, I'll pull your string

What's important is that Jesus was not the son of God.

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Didn't "jesus" come from the Greek translations?

Yes, it became Iesous in the Greek Bible, and then Iesu(s) in the Vulgate....

Originally posted by Barking Spider
When I want you to speak, I'll pull your string Wow, you proved even more that you are an idiot, by attacking someone for admiting they don't know. or care. about the origin's of a name.


Nice one, retard!

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Wow, you proved even more that you are an idiot, by attacking someone for admiting they don't know. or care. about the origin's of a name.


Nice one, retard!

Reported. Unprovoked attack.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Wow, you proved even more that you are an idiot, by attacking someone for admiting they don't know. or care. about the origin's of a name.


Nice one, retard!

And you wonder why you get attacked?

Originally posted by Barking Spider
And you wonder why you get attacked?

Painfully obvious.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!

Nice one, retard!



You are such a hypocrite. Painful.

Originally posted by clap
Reported. Unprovoked attack. Twas provoked actually.


You see, he said the following:Originally posted by Barking Spider
When I want you to speak, I'll pull your string

In case you didn't know, it was in reference to a Ventriloquist puppet, also known as a "dummy." In simple words, he was calling me a dummy.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Twas provoked actually.


You see, he said the following:

In case you didn't know, it was in reference to a Ventriloquist puppet, also known as a "dummy." In simple words, he was calling me a dummy.

Which is hardly what I would call nasty or defamatory.

Can you rise above nothing?

Originally posted by Syren
Which is hardly what I would call nasty or defamatory.

Can you rise above nothing? Under your standards, neither is "retard."

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Under your standards, neither is "retard."

But as it's you and because of the way you said it, it's still hugely hypocritical. I didn't report you, did I? No, because it wasn't worth reporting. But it's still hypocritical of you to say such a thing when you won't tolerate less.

Originally posted by Syren
But as it's you and because of the way you said it, it's still hugely hypocritical. I didn't report you, did I? No, because it wasn't worth reporting. But it's still hypocritical of you to say such a thing when you won't tolerate less. 'Tis true, but I never made an arguement against it being hypocritical. I was just saying, it wasn't unprovoked.

But, nonetheless, I didn't report him either. I really don't see the issue here, other than the fact that a lot of people deserve to be banned (myself included.)

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
'Tis true, but I never made an arguement against it being hypocritical. I was just saying, it wasn't unprovoked.

But, nonetheless, I didn't report him either. I really don't see the issue here, other than the fact that a lot of people deserve to be banned (myself included.)

Right, ok, you lost me

Point I was making (I think) is that you definitely need to chill out with the report issue. There are a LOT of new members here who are undeniably annoying and rude, we are aware of that. Don't make unnecessary enemies is all I'm saying.

You don't deserve to be banned, really. You just need a distraction.

Somebunny takes the internet a bit too seriously.


want a hug,kok? No tongues, please.

Originally posted by Syren
Right, ok, you lost me

Point I was making (I think) is that you definitely need to chill out with the report issue. There are a LOT of new members here who are undeniably annoying and rude, we are aware of that. Don't make unnecessary enemies is all I'm saying.

You don't deserve to be banned, really. You just need a distraction. But I like enimies!

Anyways, I do need another distraction. No matter how busy/social/interested in something else I am, I always end up back here.Originally posted by duckbutter
Somebunny takes the internet a bit too seriously.


want a hug,kok? No tongues, please. "Somebunny' needs to learn to be less on an inane waste of pixels.

No, just please stop. You're not funny, cool, or remotely interesting. Here's a tip: Get out...for the love of god please get out.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
But I like enimies!

Anyways, I do need another distraction. No matter how busy/social/interested in something else I am, I always end up back here. "Somebunny' needs to learn to be less on an inane waste of pixels.

No, just please stop. You're not funny, cool, or remotely interesting. Here's a tip: Get out...for the love of god please get out.

You've used "inane" more than your allotted quota. Please go to www.rogetsthesaurus.com and select another word.

thanks.

Originally posted by duckbutter
You've used "inane" more than your allotted quota. Please go to www.rogetsthesaurus.com and select another word.

thanks. I can use whatever word I like, as often as I want. However, considering you're a probably sock.....

Originally posted by duckbutter
Somebunny takes the internet a bit too seriously.


want a hug,kok? No tongues, please.

But 'inane' is such a suitable word for what you are. Why fix something that isn't broken?

Originally posted by Syren
But 'inane' is such a suitable word for what you are. Why fix something that isn't broken?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I can use whatever word I like, as often as I want. However, considering you're a probably sock.....

nananana booboo I know what I am what are you?

Originally posted by duckbutter
nananana booboo I know what I am what are you? I know I'm the King of Kings....and I know you lack intelligence of any kind....

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I know I'm the King of Kings....and I know you lack intelligence of any kind....

who bestowed you the title, mommy?

Originally posted by duckbutter
who bestowed you the title, mommy?


who bestowed you the title? mommy?
-Lame!

Originally posted by duckbutter
nananana booboo I know what I am what are you?

Yes, you're a sock sweetie. Go play in traffic

Originally posted by duckbutter
who bestowed you the title, mommy? I bestowed it myself, actually. Because I'm that ridiculously awesome.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I bestowed it myself, actually. Because I'm that ridiculously awesome.



That's more like it. Witty responses are always better received. We like to be entertained

Originally posted by Syren


That's more like it. Witty responses are always better received. We like to be entertained w00t

Originally posted by Syren
Yes, you're a sock sweetie. Go play in traffic


god that makes me hot. wanna go make out?

Originally posted by duckbutter
god that makes me hot. wanna go make out? Wanna go destroy out?

Originally posted by duckbutter
god that makes me hot. wanna go make out?

Gonna prove you're man enough by telling me who you really are? If it's this easy to make a sock then I'm sure you can reveal your true identity to me, thus impressing me, and simply make another account when this one's banned. Every girl loves a misunderstood hero eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Gonna prove you're man enough by telling me who you really are? If it's this easy to make a sock then I'm sure you can reveal your true identity to me, thus impressing me, and simply make another account when this one's banned. Every girl loves a misunderstood hero eyes ?

Hush, I'm working

Originally posted by Syren
Gonna prove you're man enough by telling me who you really are? If it's this easy to make a sock then I'm sure you can reveal your true identity to me, thus impressing me, and simply make another account when this one's banned. Every girl loves a misunderstood hero eyes

Sly

Originally posted by Syren
Hush, I'm working Ooops. Sorry.

Oh, that's right. Blow my cover mhm

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Wanna go destroy out?

jealous much?

Originally posted by duckbutter
jealous much? Of what? You being a sock? I prefer sandels.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
What's important is that Jesus was not the son of God.


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/probdumbass.jpg

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/probdumbass.jpg I'm not a dumbass.

I'm a smart ass!

Originally posted by duckbutter
jealous much?

Of what, exactly?

Originally posted by Syren
Of what, exactly?


Of the obvious physical attraction you and I have here, silly.