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Mine doesn't. If she can't get her shit together in 2 minutes it's not my problem.

Does anyone really care about a sock who left hand doesn't "get off?"

I thought not.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Does anyone really care about a sock who left hand doesn't "get off?"

I thought not.

Thanks, I still love you.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Thanks, I still love you. What Have I done to deserve thou gracious love, thine hero.

I'm not afraid to make with the head if I throw an early nut.

Rosy is always happy

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
What Have I done to deserve thou gracious love, thine hero.




Homosexual tendencies.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Homosexual tendencies. Oh Ok.


WEll I'm bi, but I'm leaning towards the females right now.

Why people volunteer to be pinatas is beyond me

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Oh Ok.


WEll I'm bi, but I'm leaning towards the females right now.






You know, for posterity and all.

when in doubt, **** a trout?

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Why people volunteer to be pinatas is beyond me

It's like bringing scissors to the retard class.

Originally posted by Barking Spider
Why people volunteer to be pinatas is beyond me Originally posted by clap
You know, for posterity and all. Sure, why not?

Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
when in doubt, **** a trout?

Your song with Jamie Foxx was off the charts dude.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Mine doesn't. If she can't get her shit together in 2 minutes it's not my problem.
dude that's not ever something I would admit to. seriously, admiting you suck in bed is never a good idea other than to warn people of your suckiness. oh yeah... oh baby oh baby

Originally posted by clap
I'm not afraid to make with the head if I throw an early nut.

I love it when a man makes the effort to make up for arriving too early.

Originally posted by Syren
I love it when a man makes the effort to make up for arriving too early.

Especially when they've got the skills to pay the bills.


Alot of men b**ch about it, but I love introducing cousin Earl.

Originally posted by clap
Especially when they've got the skills to pay the bills.


Alot of men b**ch about it, but I love introducing cousin Earl.



Explain, for the benefit of those not in the know.

Originally posted by clap
Especially when they've got the skills to pay the bills.


Alot of men b**ch about it, but I love introducing cousin Earl.

Cousin Earl?

Originally posted by Syren


Explain.

What exactly do you want to know? PG-13, remember.

Originally posted by clap
What exactly do you want to know? PG-13, remember.

So keep it clean winkiss

Originally posted by smoker4
Cousin Earl?

homonym with oral, yeah.

I usually make sure she does at least once befor I even start. Then go for the tri-fecta if possible. You cant expect return customers if the service is horrible.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Oh Ok.


WEll I'm bi, but I'm leaning towards the females right now.






So this means you won't suck a dick, but you'll let it waller around in your mouth?

Originally posted by duckbutter
So this means you won't suck a dick, but you'll let it waller around in your mouth?

Originally posted by duckbutter
So this means you won't suck a dick, but you'll let it waller around in your mouth?

Don't be so crude, really. There's absolutely no need for it and you make yourself look foolish.

Originally posted by duckbutter
So this means you won't suck a dick, but you'll let it waller around in your mouth? That was inane.

Originally posted by clap
homonym with oral, yeah.

?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
That was me.

Fixed

Originally posted by Syren
Don't be so crude, really. There's absolutely no need for it and you make yourself look foolish.

so asking you to pm me your picture naked would be a waste of fingermuscle?

The best advice I could possibly give is to always put your partner first. Its still great either way. You will be happier in the end.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Fixed I see what you did there. You changed my post.


However, I know how this works, I then change your posts, and we keep switching off getting nastier and nastier, then I get expelled from school because they were monitoring me. I know how this works.

Originally posted by duckbutter
so asking you to pm me your picture naked would be a waste of fingermuscle?

Exactly. I'm glad we understand one another. Now, if I choose to take that sort of proposition offensively I might decide to report you and your days here will most definitely be numbered. But how about we overlook it this once and continue as though you haven't said such a thing?

Originally posted by Syren
So keep it clean winkiss

This shit best not get me banned.

First thing is foreplay, foreplay and then 15 minutes more of foreplay.

Second thing to recognize is every woman is different. Got to pay attention to her every move, every sound, even the things you really can't perceive but you know are there. It's the only way to figure out the keys to her pleasure pathways. It might be some clitoral stimulation, it might be vaginal caresses, and it might be digital penetration and manipulation. Entirely up to the woman. Whatever you do, start off doing it softly, gently, tenderly.


***Pay attention, over there you. This can make or break your relationship.***

She'll tell you if she wants it harder or faster. Talk to her, find out what she wants. Make sure you talk in a smooth way, not just blurting out stupid stuff. And if she's not a talker, you best be paying attention to her body language better, like I said above. Take it all slow and low and let it build with her rhythm. If she tells you that you hit on something that feels good, don't be going elsewhere's. Hang out for a while and enjoy.

I'd get into technique but there's so many little tricks. If you know some chick that's into chicks, ask her for some technique tricks. She'll know better than I.

Anyway, gotta run. You chappies have a good evening or whatever it is wherever you are. Especially you Syren.

Originally posted by clap
I'm not afraid to make with the head if I throw an early nut.

My sentiments exactly.

Originally posted by Syren
Exactly. I'm glad we understand one another. Now, if I choose to take that sort of proposition offensively I might decide to report you and your days here will most definitely be numbered. But how about we overlook it this once and continue as though you haven't said such a thing?

I heard you were hot, though.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Mine doesn't. If she can't get her shit together in 2 minutes it's not my problem. growup

Originally posted by duckbutter
I heard you were hot, though.

Good for you, consider yourself privileged. I still have values and rude offers don't do it for me.

Originally posted by Syren
Good for you, consider yourself privileged. I still have values and rude offers don't do it for me.

How about drinks and dinner, then a movie?


and $100?

Originally posted by duckbutter
So this means you won't suck a dick, but you'll let it waller around in your mouth?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Originally posted by duckbutter
How about drinks and dinner, then a movie?


and $100?

If it takes another player, I got your back.

werd

As if it takes two morons to get me interested. Although, two negatives do make a positive.

Positively no chance, if it helps

Hey duckbutter. . . nice name. . . idiot.




I believe in the girl first then me policy. thumbsup


w00t

Originally posted by Syren
As if it takes two morons to get me interested. Although, two negatives do make a positive.

Positively no chance, if it helps

That's a maybe if I ever heard one.

Originally posted by Syren
As if it takes two morons to get me interested. Although, two negatives do make a positive.

Positively no chance, if it helps


I like it when you play disinterested. :Woof:


French or Italian?

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
That's a maybe if I ever heard one.

You obviously never heard one.

Originally posted by Roland

I believe in the girl first then me policy. thumbsup


w00t


never done it, huh?


don't worry... it'll happen when you move out of mom's basement.

Originally posted by Syren
You obviously never heard one.

Nope, all positive for this homeboy. Even KOK's coming around in 4 years.

Originally posted by duckbutter
never done it, huh?


don't worry... it'll happen when you move out of mom's basement.

Well, theoretically, if each participating partner goes for the 'partner first' idea then it'll be mind blowing.

Works for me and my fella, usually simultaneously.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Nope, all positive for this homeboy. Even KOK's coming around in 4 years. Don't drag me into this, sock.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Don't drag me into this, sock.

Originally posted by duckbutter
never done it, huh?


don't worry... it'll happen when you move out of mom's basement.

Oh yes I'm a virgin thats why I've done more things then you probably know about.

Hey nice try at the insult though.

Originally posted by Syren
Well, theoretically, if each participating partner goes for the 'partner first' idea then it'll be mind blowing.

Works for me and my fella, usually simultaneously.


I'm available for a threesome. As long the "fella" and I don't bump sausages.

Originally posted by Roland
I've done more things then you probably know about.



Tell me some of them, studly.

Originally posted by duckbutter
Tell me some of them, studly.

Nah, I don't want to give you any ideas. You need to stick to the basics for now.

Originally posted by Roland
Nah, I don't want to give you any ideas. You need to stick to the basics for now.

Come on... surely you and KoK have some ideas on keeping ya'lls romance fresh?

Originally posted by duckbutter
Come on... surely you and KoK have some ideas on keeping ya'lls romance fresh?

Me and KoK already do everything imaginable.

Originally posted by Roland
Me and KoK already do everything imaginable.

GAG

Originally posted by Roland
Me and KoK already do everything imaginable.

So you like little boys??? Better watch your tongue the FBI monitors this site.

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
So you like little boys??? Better watch your tongue the FBI monitors this site.

I was thinking that too, mang
*~reported~*

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
So you like little boys??? Better watch your tongue the FBI monitors this site.

fear

Originally posted by duckbutter
So this means you won't suck a dick, but you'll let it waller around in your mouth?
There may be places where explicit, obscene or vulgar language is appropriate however KMC Forums is not one of them. I won' t warn you again!

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
Mine doesn't. If she can't get her shit together in 2 minutes it's not my problem.

Gee, your girlfriend must feel so proud, having an idiot like you in her life. And do you really last all of two minutes? Mate, you might need to go and see a doctor about this premature ejaculation.

Originally posted by duckbutter
I'm available for a threesome. As long the "fella" and I don't bump sausages.

Well, if I'm as fat as some of your buddies seem to think I am then there's not much chance of that.

He'd wipe the floor with you if he ever heard you say that.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
My sentiments exactly.

Yeah, alot of guys think it's gay because you can taste your own semen mixed with the vag juice, but I don't mind.

I really see no reason to leave this open.

Everyone, don't engage into conversations with these individuals. There is a very good chance they're a pack of middle age men with NO social life and develop some strange psychological disorder. They think their antics are funny. Trust me...they're laughing at this...only a mental sociopath would do things like these.

Closing...get help guys...better yet go outside. Leave the PC alone for a minute.