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Me and my friend Michael McDonald came up with a good idea. We set up accounts with weird profiles on a dating site to see who could draw in some of the weirdest matches. Here's one I got today.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/36/23/47283623D.jpeg
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/36/23/47283623C.jpeg


She's full figured, a smoker, and her best feature is her hair. She also has a strategically placed tattoo. She has a pet dog she saved from the pound and she says he is a "tooter". She also has a fish but told me to ask for his name later (with a smiley face).

She likes to fish and camp and is not afraid to get sweaty. Her mate has to love to fish, really love to fish. Fishing is a big deal to her. She was also in the army and loves to watch the Food Channel. One of her turn-ons is skinny dipping.

I sent her an email:



I'll update if she responds.

I'm scared for you, really I am

Originally posted by ThePittman
I'm scared for you, really I am

I'll send you her friend's e-mail if I get it.

A sure way to get your wavos cut off. evillaugh

Originally posted by Bostonredsox04
growup

Originally posted by ThePittman
A sure way to get your wavos cut off. evillaugh

What the hell's a wavo? huevo?

Got another one.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/93/91/47339391A.jpeg



^^ She's 26, lives in Texas and her ethnicity is American.

Hmm, quite mean, I am entertained, but feel bad at the same time. Apparently I do have a conscience afterall.

Originally posted by clap
Got another one.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/93/91/47339391A.jpeg



^^ She's 26, lives in Texas and her ethnicity is American. Shes hot....give me her e-mail

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, quite mean, I am entertained, but feel bad at the same time. Apparently I do have a conscience afterall.

Hit it in the head with a brick before you start feeling guilty about sleeping with strange women.

Originally posted by Scottie
Shes hot....give me her e-mail

I didn't send her a message. I've got to send them a message and they have to respond for me to get their e-mail.

You should try it though. Plenty of available (and eager) women on these dating sites.

This is great.

Originally posted by Scottie
Shes hot....give me her e-mail Me too


*get slaped by wife*

Originally posted by ThePittman
Me too


*get slaped by wife* Your wifes hot...give me her e-mail

Originally posted by Scottie
Your wifes hot...give me her e-mail

Give it to me as well.

Originally posted by clap
I didn't send her a message. I've got to send them a message and they have to respond for me to get their e-mail.

You should try it though. Plenty of available (and eager) women on these dating sites.

Originally posted by clap
Me and my friend Michael McDonald came up with a good idea. We set up accounts with weird profiles on a dating site to see who could draw in some of the weirdest matches. Here's one I got today.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/36/23/47283623D.jpeg
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/36/23/47283623C.jpeg


She's full figured, a smoker, and her best feature is her hair. She also has a strategically placed tattoo. She has a pet dog she saved from the pound and she says he is a "tooter". She also has a fish but told me to ask for his name later (with a smiley face).

She likes to fish and camp and is not afraid to get sweaty. Her mate has to love to fish, really love to fish. Fishing is a big deal to her. She was also in the army and loves to watch the Food Channel. One of her turn-ons is skinny dipping.

I sent her an email:



I'll update if she responds.

I finally find you funny. That's hillarious, man.

Let's be best friends now, ok?

Originally posted by Scottie
Your wifes hot...give me her e-mail bat
























yes she is and NO

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I finally find you funny. That's hillarious, man.

Let's be best friends now, ok? I though I was you best friend aww

Originally posted by ThePittman
bat
























yes she is and NO please

Originally posted by ThePittman
I though I was you best friend aww

Well, you're my oldest friend, does that count?

Originally posted by clap
Me and my friend Michael McDonald came up with a good idea. We set up accounts with weird profiles on a dating site to see who could draw in some of the weirdest matches. Here's one I got today.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/36/23/47283623D.jpeg
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/36/23/47283623C.jpeg


She's full figured, a smoker, and her best feature is her hair. She also has a strategically placed tattoo. She has a pet dog she saved from the pound and she says he is a "tooter". She also has a fish but told me to ask for his name later (with a smiley face).

She likes to fish and camp and is not afraid to get sweaty. Her mate has to love to fish, really love to fish. Fishing is a big deal to her. She was also in the army and loves to watch the Food Channel. One of her turn-ons is skinny dipping.

I sent her an email:



I'll update if she responds. You friend wouldn't happen to be Michael McDonald from MadTV would it?

Got another response.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/Streetlight11/lingerie.jpg

She's 32, a smoker and has been married once. She describes herself as curvy and says her best feature is her feet. Here's a little of what she wrote.

Life is to short to worry about all of your problems. Instead I try my hardest to look for the possitive side to everything. I'm a bit of a sarcastic smartallic, but no harm intended. I would just like to meet someone, and has a passion for life, and all it has to offer. I love to fish, go to the races, shoot pool, go to Walmart, interior & exterior decorating, test drive new cars (wierdo), bbq, go swimming (anywhere but Galveston water!), musuem and the zoo.

My reply:

Originally posted by clap
Got another response.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/Streetlight11/lingerie.jpg

She's 32, a smoker and has been married once. She describes herself as curvy and says her best feature is her feet. Here's a little of what she wrote.

Life is to short to worry about all of your problems. Instead I try my hardest to look for the possitive side to everything. I'm a bit of a sarcastic smartallic, but no harm intended. I would just like to meet someone, and has a passion for life, and all it has to offer. I love to fish, go to the races, shoot pool, go to Walmart, interior & exterior decorating, test drive new cars (wierdo), bbq, go swimming (anywhere but Galveston water!), musuem and the zoo.

My reply:

The pic didn't work...but once more, very funny.

Haha, she misspelled "museum"...that "wierdo".

She was drunk and passed out on the curb, it doesnt count...petpet

Originally posted by clap
Got another one.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/93/91/47339391A.jpeg



^^ She's 26, lives in Texas and her ethnicity is American.

I live in Texas.

I'll take her number... I think it'll look good in my cell.

Smoking is cool. Both my parents were smokers. They are dead now.

OMG

This is the best thread ever

Originally posted by clap
Got another one.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/93/91/47339391A.jpeg



^^ She's 26, lives in Texas and her ethnicity is American. How is your ethnicity "American"?

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/Streetlight11/date-2.jpg

This girl is from a small town in Texas. She describes herself as full figured and she's 5'-5" tall. Her best feature is her eyes and she loves to cook. Here's a little of what she had to say:

In a relationship, I strive for lots of love, while offering my support, understanding, and trust. I enjoy a multitude of activities and love an evening of cooking dinner at home or a night out as a couple or together with our friends. I have a ginormous (is that a word?) sex drive, but I'm not promiscuous.

As for my potential match, I'm not looking for perfection, but I am looking for someone real and genuine. Sincerity and good looks are a must, as are a good sense of humor and an ability to laugh at yourself. I laugh at myself all of the time and I love that about myself.

I responded:

Originally posted by clap
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/Streetlight11/date-2.jpg

This girl is from a small town in Texas. She describes herself as full figured and she's 5'-5" tall. Her best feature is her eyes and she loves to cook. Here's a little of what she had to say:

In a relationship, I strive for lots of love, while offering my support, understanding, and trust. I enjoy a multitude of activities and love an evening of cooking dinner at home or a night out as a couple or together with our friends. I have a ginormous (is that a word?) sex drive, but I'm not promiscuous.

As for my potential match, I'm not looking for perfection, but I am looking for someone real and genuine. Sincerity and good looks are a must, as are a good sense of humor and an ability to laugh at yourself. I laugh at myself all of the time and I love that about myself.

I responded: lmfao

Originally posted by Itzak
I live in Texas.

I'll take her number... I think it'll look good in my cell.

I like Texas!

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
I like Texas!

I don't.

Originally posted by clap
Me and my friend Michael McDonald came up with a good idea. We set up accounts with weird profiles on a dating site to see who could draw in some of the weirdest matches. Here's one I got today.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/36/23/47283623D.jpeg
http://pictures.match.com/pictures/36/23/47283623C.jpeg


She's full figured, a smoker, and her best feature is her hair. She also has a strategically placed tattoo. She has a pet dog she saved from the pound and she says he is a "tooter". She also has a fish but told me to ask for his name later (with a smiley face).

She likes to fish and camp and is not afraid to get sweaty. Her mate has to love to fish, really love to fish. Fishing is a big deal to her. She was also in the army and loves to watch the Food Channel. One of her turn-ons is skinny dipping.

I sent her an email:



I'll update if she responds.

eww

Originally posted by Itzak
I don't.

Do you like Sweden?

Originally posted by Scottie
please Here you go [email protected]

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, you're my oldest friend, does that count? dancingeek3

not allowed to post images- you're loss
This is "roxy" (not her real name). She describes herself as curvy and full figured. She's 29 has three kids and loves alcohol. Her best feature is her lips and teeth. She's a christian but can't remember the last time she went to church lol. She wrote me a little about herself:

I am a creative spirit looking for a partner in crime. Do you love Mexican food? Do you enjoy any kind of food? Do you enjoy cooking dinner together and curling up to watch a movie? I'm getting hungry just writing this. Are you open minded and kind hearted? Do you enjoy witty banter and intelligent conversation? Then let's talk and see what happens!

I am artistic, and I create art as gifts and would like to be able to sell it. I also enjoy sewing and embroidery as well as reading, cooking, and eating. I love movies, especially foreign or independent ones and trying new things.

I love Vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic and snuggling with my dog.



My response:

Originally posted by clap2
not allowed to post images- you're loss
This is "roxy" (not her real name). She describes herself as curvy and full figured. She's 29 has three kids and loves alcohol. Her best feature is her lips and teeth. She's a christian but can't remember the last time she went to church lol. She wrote me a little about herself:

I am a creative spirit looking for a partner in crime. Do you love Mexican food? Do you enjoy any kind of food? Do you enjoy cooking dinner together and curling up to watch a movie? I'm getting hungry just writing this. Are you open minded and kind hearted? Do you enjoy witty banter and intelligent conversation? Then let's talk and see what happens!

I am artistic, and I create art as gifts and would like to be able to sell it. I also enjoy sewing and embroidery as well as reading, cooking, and eating. I love movies, especially foreign or independent ones and trying new things.

I love Vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic and snuggling with my dog.



My response:

I love the fact that you worked your way seamlessly back into kmc. Good job.

I just want to contribute. I heard back from one, but not sure if I'll get a chance to post it.


PS-she sent pics. woo-hoo

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love the fact that you worked your way seamlessly back into kmc. Good job.

Originally posted by clap2
I just want to contribute. I heard back from one, but not sure if I'll get a chance to post it.


PS-she sent pics. woo-hoo

I love to see a guy that has low standards. Settling for women who look like that keep men away from me.

Originally posted by clap2
not allowed to post images- you're loss
This is "roxy" (not her real name). She describes herself as curvy and full figured. She's 29 has three kids and loves alcohol. Her best feature is her lips and teeth. She's a christian but can't remember the last time she went to church lol. She wrote me a little about herself:

I am a creative spirit looking for a partner in crime. Do you love Mexican food? Do you enjoy any kind of food? Do you enjoy cooking dinner together and curling up to watch a movie? I'm getting hungry just writing this. Are you open minded and kind hearted? Do you enjoy witty banter and intelligent conversation? Then let's talk and see what happens!

I am artistic, and I create art as gifts and would like to be able to sell it. I also enjoy sewing and embroidery as well as reading, cooking, and eating. I love movies, especially foreign or independent ones and trying new things.

I love Vanilla Dr. Pepper from Sonic and snuggling with my dog.



My response:

I'll bet it's weird seeing restricted under your username and still being able to post, isn't it? hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love the fact that you worked your way seamlessly back into kmc. Good job.

I haven't seen him offline once ever since he joined... I'm not really surprised he socked. ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love to see a guy that has low standards. Settling for women who look like that keep men away from me.

Just wait until your hubby trades you in when you're 45 for a younger model. See you on match.com

Originally posted by Itzak
I haven't seen him offline once ever since he joined... I'm not really surprised he socked. ermm

Shhhhh...I'm in diguise. Don't tell anyone I'm clap. OK?

Originally posted by Itzak
I'll bet it's weird seeing restricted under your username and still being able to post, isn't it? hmm



I haven't seen him offline once ever since he joined... I'm not really surprised he socked. ermm

Creepy.

Originally posted by clap2
Just wait until your hubby trades you in when you're 45 for a younger model. See you on match.com

Will you still be alive or at the very least in public?

Originally posted by clap2
Shhhhh...I'm in diguise. Don't tell anyone I'm clap. OK?

I knew that. lookaround

So... Jimmy, do you like movies with gladiators? ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Creepy.



Will you still be alive or at the very least in public?

I think he's stalking us. fear

We'll have to see when that day comes. Until then, I'll stick with my college women. Thanks.

Originally posted by Itzak
I knew that. lookaround

So... Jimmy, do you like movies with gladiators? ermm



I think he's stalking us. fear

Us? You mean you.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Us? You mean you.mhm

Of course, why would he even what to stalk something like you? ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love the fact that you worked your way seamlessly back into kmc. Good job.

Why werent you here 3 hours ago when we needed you?

Originally posted by Itzak
Of course, why would he even what to stalk something like you? ermm

Skank.mhm

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Why werent you here 3 hours ago when we needed you?

I was needed? For what?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Skank.mhm



I was needed? For what?

kankS. hmh

Originally posted by Itzak
kankS. hmh

Real mature.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Real mature.

But I can get away with it.

Can't touch this. herbdance

Originally posted by Itzak
But I can get away with it.

Can't touch this. herbdance

Because I allow it.

goheadgirl

herb

WTF! We have no herb w00t! shock

Itzak Make one! quick!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Because I allow it.

goheadgirl

Only because I let you. ermm

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
herb

WTF! We have no herb w00t! shock

Itzak Make one! quick!

herbw00t

Yeah... I'm that fast.

Originally posted by Itzak
Only because I let you. ermm



herbw00t

Yeah... I'm that fast.

Because I said it would be as stated in the book of Genesis.ermm

Originally posted by Itzak


herbw00t

Yeah... I'm that fast.

To be honest....





































You rules! herbw00t

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Because I said it would be as stated in the book of Genesis.ermm

Because I wrote the book of Genesis. ermm

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
To be honest....




You rules! herbw00t

herbdance

herb

Originally posted by Itzak
Because I wrote the book of Genesis. ermm



herbdance

I guess that's fair seeing as I created everything else.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I guess that's fair seeing as I created everything else.ermm

I guess it is! shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I guess that's fair seeing as I created everything else.ermm

Yeah... well... I have a penis.

Loser! mhm

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
I guess it is! shock

Are you taking her it's side?

Originally posted by Itzak
Yeah... well... I have a penis.

Loser! mhm



Are you taking her it's side?

Nope..I did not know a shit about what she was talking about

Originally posted by Itzak
Yeah... well... I have a penis.

Loser! mhm



Are you taking her it's side?

You barely have a penis.mhm

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Nope..I did not know a shit about what she was talking about



She's talking about the devil being god's monkey.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You barely have a penis.mhm

And you would know how?

Originally posted by Itzak
She's talking about the devil being god's monkey.



And you would know how?

Because I created it.selene