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(hugs)

Happy birthday!!!

*Kisses Ush*

Happy Birthday Doll.




*Cough*






Hi. ermm

party

Wooo!
Its not for another 2 hours here, but still.
Yay Ush!
I nominate Ush for a the Nobel Peace Prize!
(Ha Rex! beat you!)

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Wooo!
Its not for another 2 hours here, but still.
Yay Ush!
I nominate Ush for a the Nobel Peace Prize!
(Ha Rex! beat you!)

Speaking of Rex, why the hell are neither of you on MSN?

omg you got a Birthday thread started by Lana!

so lucky! disgust

Well...

balloon HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! balloon

I thought his birthday was in April

Happy b-day ush!!!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
omg you got a Birthday thread started by Lana!

so lucky! disgust

Well...

balloon HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! balloon



Are those sperms with faces?ermm Thats kind of sick...*reports*

Happy Birthday w00t

HAPPY BIRFDAY!

Teehee..
Internet died. Then started watching Psych...

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Are those sperms with faces?ermm Thats kind of sick...*reports*

Happy Birthday w00t

It's Birthday Sperm! mhm

I thought you left... usually when people leave they stay away... try it.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's Birthday Sperm! mhm

I thought you left... usually when people leave they stay away... try it.

Theres no need to remind him what he started out as...gosh, that is sickeningmhm

Oh but Piggle, I came back just for you

Happy Birthday Ush

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Theres no need to remind him what he started out as...gosh, that is sickeningmhm

Oh but Piggle, I came back just for you

maybe he likes happy sperm... mhm

eww creepy stalker

HaPpY B dAy!

first smodden now Tex is on! this is amazing

Happy Birthday! kicking

*Pops out of cake naked* Happy birthdayyyy, Mr Presideeeent *runs hand along chest sensually*. Happy biiiirthdaaay, tooooo youu.

Happy Birthday^-^

Originally posted by BackFire
*Pops out of cake naked* Happy birthdayyyy, Mr Presideeeent *runs hand along chest sensually*. Happy biiiirthdaaay, tooooo youu.

*faints whilst popping boner*

Oooh, yes! I was hoping you'd read that. Where the **** have you been, man?

Working, but I'll always make time for big d!cks, hence being here for ush's B day!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I thought his birthday was in April

I think you are talking about me....

My God, it's Tex?!

Happy Birthday Ushmeister, you evil conniving Game Master you. tohsw00t

OMG!
TEX!
wooo!

Hi!

I already said happy bday to him via PM but...HAPPY BDAY USHIE!

Happy Bday man, have a good one!

Happy B'day to the king of games

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you!!

Originally posted by Tex
HaPpY B dAy!

There you are hoe!!

I bloody missed you! cry Biatch!

Happy Birthday Ush!

Tex even came back from the dead to see you

Thanks guys, but I am wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old...

And hey! Texmeister!

happybday holiday

party

Happy B-Day, Ush!

29's not old! My b/f's about 5 months older than ya and I'm only 21...there's an 8 year difference...and with age comes experience

wheelchair















Hahaha

'appy berday!

Happy Birthday Ush, have a good day hun!

*Takes Ush's B'day away* selene

Give it back you bullyermm

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Give it back you bullyermm

Who's gonna make me?

Ill tell him and you'll get bannedshock

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Ill tell him and you'll get bannedshock

I'll just come back. I'm too powerful.mhm

You havent been here a year...that makes you a n00b mhm

But I'm such a valuable member to this establishment.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
But I'm such a valuable member to this establishment.mhm

Pfft, I've seen no nude, or even semi nude shots, care to justify your existance?mhm

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Pfft, I've seen no nude, or even semi nude shots, care to justify your existance?mhm

By that same note the fact that you have had the audacity to post your face makes you one of the worst members.mhm

Then why did you save them all and make a wallpaper out of them?doped

Hey hey hey hey hey!

...

If there is talk fo nude shots in this thread, then I insist it is because they are being sent to me.

I know BF and Tex will pay up...

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Then why did you save them all and make a wallpaper out of them?doped

I joined the make a horror wallpaper contest and won.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Hey hey hey hey hey!

...

If there is talk fo nude shots in this thread, then I insist it is because they are being sent to me.

I know BF and Tex will pay up...

Why are you interrupting our conversation? That is so rude.

Happy Birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
and you smell like one too

happybday

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Hey hey hey hey hey!

...

If there is talk fo nude shots in this thread, then I insist it is because they are being sent to me.

I know BF and Tex will pay up...

And then forwarded to me, exactly, this is what Im trying to tell her


Originally posted by LethalFemme
I joined the make a horror wallpaper contest and won.



Why are you interrupting our conversation? That is so rude.

Oh thats funny, I used your pictures for the 'first one to throw up wins' contest, and shit, I won too

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
And then forwarded to me, exactly, this is what Im trying to tell her




Oh thats funny, I used your pictures for the 'first one to throw up wins' contest, and shit, I won too

I doubt that's all you used them for.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I doubt that's all you used them for.mhm

Well yeah, I emailed them around to my contacts list for them to laugh at But thats all, I swear

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Well yeah, I emailed them around to my contacts list for them to laugh at But thats all, I swear

I feel compelled to believe you.shock

Happy B-day, Ush

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Thanks guys, but I am wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old...

And hey! Texmeister!

(changes records)

A veeeeeeeery merry unbirthday, to you...

Originally posted by Captain REX
(changes records)

A veeeeeeeery merry unbirthday, to you...



Happy Birthday, Ush winkiss

Originally posted by Captain REX
(changes records)

A veeeeeeeery merry unbirthday, to you...

You can't do that I already took his birthday away.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You can't do that I already took his birthday away.

*takes it off you and pushes you in the mud*

Guys, just screw already. This sexual tension is so frustrating and I'm a third party

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
*takes it off you and pushes you in the mud*

*rips off your skirt and pushes you in mud*

Originally posted by Syren
Guys, just screw already. This sexual tension is so frustrating and I'm a third party

It drives you wilddroolio But please, dont just stand there, get in on the actioneyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*rips off your skirt and pushes you in mud*

*calls you fat and throws dirt in your hair*

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
It drives you wilddroolio But please, dont just stand there, get in on the actioneyes



*calls you fat and throws dirt in your hair*

*calls you flat and rips of your bra*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*calls you flat and rips of your bra*

No need to get all offensive all of a suddencry

*runs home crying*


Ps what thread are we in? Cause I am sooooo lost right now leftright

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
No need to get all offensive all of a suddencry

*runs home crying*


Ps what thread are we in? Cause I am sooooo lost right now leftright

You bes run biatch

*feels proud/ashamed*

It was supposed to be about that one guy I think his name is Rash or something but, we completely own it now.

Yeah, lets turn it into a sex orgy. So, you'll post your nude shots first? Cool, lets get this happening

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Yeah, lets turn it into a sex orgy. So, you'll post your nude shots first? Cool, lets get this happening

Happy birthday Ush.
I shall see what I can do about some type of gift...

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Happy birthday Ush.
I shall see what I can do about some type of gift...

Let's you, me, Femme PeterGriffin and Lana put our heads together and come up with something.

I made a new sig & avy in honor of Ush. Although it was rushed (10 minutes) I thought it came out well.

It's pretty swish

Originally posted by Syren
Let's you, me, Femme PeterGriffin and Lana put our heads together and come up with something.
im sure we can come up with something that will please Ush... but what?

A neon yellow hippo ray gun?

Originally posted by Syren
Let's you, me, Femme PeterGriffin and Lana put our heads together and come up with something.

Right, that's it, best birthday EVER...

Originally posted by Syren
Let's you, me, Femme PeterGriffin and Lana put our heads together and come up with something.

Good thing you didnt invite me, cause I would have said something along the lines of everyone getting naked dodgy

Originally posted by Syren
It's pretty swish

This is gonna be a hard one.hmm

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
im sure we can come up with something that will please Ush... but what?

A neon yellow hippo ray gun?

No a green nipple gun.

Happy Birthday Ush

Originally posted by LethalFemme
This is gonna be a hard one.hmm



No a green nipple gun.
with detatchable pasties!


Can it also be part chrome? I think he gets easily distracted by phiney things thast he can see himself in.

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
with detatchable pasties!


Can it also be part chrome? I think he gets easily distracted by phiney things thast he can see himself in.

Now you're thinking and there can be attachments for it that are sold separately.

Hi !

wavey

Happy Birthday! Have a good one
happybday

Originally posted by Syren
Let's you, me, Femme PeterGriffin and Lana put our heads together and come up with something.

Excellent idea.

Originally posted by Syren
wavey

How are you doin? tip-hat

Originally posted by Syren


I know.

Originally posted by Lana
Excellent idea.

I know.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know.



I know.
so, other than the gun and attactments, any other ideas?

Leather whip?

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
so, other than the gun and attactments, any other ideas?

There has to be a stuffed hippo in there somewhere.

Only Syren said hi to me....weep

Originally posted by Lana
There has to be a stuffed hippo in there somewhere. i did suggest a hippo gun, but i guess a stuffed hippo surrounded by a few naked people might appease the guy

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Only Syren said hi to me....weep sorry...



HI!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
i did suggest a hippo gun, but i guess a stuffed hippo surrounded by a few naked people might appease the guy

I definitely think it would

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
sorry...



HI!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Pandora! tip-hat

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
so, other than the gun and attactments, any other ideas?

Some sort of gelatin?

Originally posted by Lana
There has to be a stuffed hippo in there somewhere.

I like where this is going.

Ush you dragged out some 03 and before members from hiding, good work

Originally posted by Lana
I definitely think it would ok, who wants to be naked???
Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Hi Pandora! tip-hat
happy?

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
ok, who wants to be naked???

happy?

dodgy

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
How are you doin? tip-hat

Just fine and dandy, partner winkiss

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
dodgy
pokey

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
ok, who wants to be naked???

happy?

Well, just a given that I would be...

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
pokey

MOIRA STOLE MY POKEY STICK!

Originally posted by Lana
Well, just a given that I would be...



MOIRA STOLE MY POKEY STICK!
i guess i will be then, cuz we can never not do naything the same...
unless we are on different continents.

muahahaha

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
i guess i will be then, cuz we can never not do naything the same...
unless we are on different continents.

muahahaha

Yay nakey-ness!

(and yay for being twins!)

Nakey-ness??

Originally posted by Impediment
Nakey-ness?? join us! it is quite fun

'Kay.

Originally posted by Syren
Just fine and dandy, partner winkiss

So what are you up to? tip-hat

Originally posted by Impediment
Nakey-ness??

Jealous?

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
So what are you up to? tip-hat

Joining in the nakey-ness, by the looks of things dodgy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Jealous?

Very.

Originally posted by Syren
Joining in the nakey-ness, by the looks of things dodgy

Really? lookaround

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Really? lookaround

Yeah, although I'm not sure I'm altogether comfortable with it. Yet.

Happy birthday USh!!!!!

Ta everyone.

And some nice ideas here...

Originally posted by Impediment
Very.

I'm a little uncomfortable.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Ta everyone.

And some nice ideas here...

Moira and I are naked. You damn well better think that's a good idea!

Originally posted by Lana
Moira and I are naked. You damn well better think that's a good idea!

Like together naked?shock

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, although I'm not sure I'm altogether comfortable with it. Yet.

Oh,Ok.....



































*stairs*

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Oh,Ok.....



































*stairs*

Where are the stairs?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like together naked?shock
no. im at school at the moment and not very naked anymore

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where are the stairs?

The stairs are on left to me....
































*watches*

Originally posted by Lana
Moira and I are naked. You damn well better think that's a good idea!

droolio

Originally posted by Lana
Moira and I are naked. You damn well better think that's a good idea!

Damn straight! And if you want to invite anyone else, feel free.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like together naked?shock

I wish.

I however am still at home and in the process of getting dressed...whistling

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
no. im at school at the moment and not very naked anymore

Oh.

Originally posted by Impediment
droolio

blushing

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Damn straight! And if you want to invite anyone else, feel free.

Too bad Lindsay's not around right now.

Originally posted by Lana
I wish.

I however am still at home and in the process of getting dressed...whistling

What are you ganna wear?

happy birthday
have a good one ush

It is also important that Syren is made comfortable ASAP.

Happy Birthday Ush. party

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What are you ganna wear?

Jeans and a low-cut shirt that's all pretty and has flowers on it

Originally posted by Lana
Jeans and a low-cut shirt that's all pretty and has flowers on it

Showing off the goods today are we?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Showing off the goods today are we?

I wear low-cut shirts all the time might as well, you know?

Originally posted by Lana
I wear low-cut shirts all the time might as well, you know?
i love you low cut shirts...
yummy




So, Syren, how can we make you more comfortable?

Originally posted by Lana
Jeans and a low-cut shirt that's all pretty and has flowers on it See through? naughty

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
i love you low cut shirts...
yummy




So, Syren, how can we make you more comfortable?

Yes, I know you do, I remember when we were at your house for your birthday and you kept staring down mine

What's wrong with Syren?

Originally posted by Lana
Yes, I know you do, I remember when we were at your house for your birthday and you kept staring down mine
hhhmm.. yes, i remember that as well

Originally posted by Thorinn
See through? naughty

It's a thin shirt, but not see-through...

Originally posted by Lana
It's a thin shirt, but not see-through... I can dream...

Originally posted by Lana
I wear low-cut shirts all the time might as well, you know?

I completely agree with this. I tend to wear corsets occasionally.

Look, if anyone wants to send me pics to prove all this sexy clothing stuff, for my birthday, then that's good...

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Look, if anyone wants to send me pics to prove all this sexy clothing stuff, for my birthday, then that's good...

Well, since you asked so nicely, I just had this picture taken....hope you like it, Ushy-kins... naughty

http://www.skirtman.org/dallas02.jpg

It could at least have been a decent tartan...

Originally posted by Ushgarak
It could at least have been a decent tartan...

This one frames like legs better...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, since you asked so nicely, I just had this picture taken....hope you like it, Ushy-kins... naughty

http://www.skirtman.org/dallas02.jpg

I don't like the shirt with the skirt. I don't mind sleeveless shirts with skirts but, In this case. The shoes are kinda nice although I would have preferred open toe. But on the bright side nice legs.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I don't like the shirt with the skirt. I don't mind sleeveless shirts with skirts but, In this case. The shoes are kinda nice although I would have preferred open toe. But on the bright side nice legs.

Thanks.


I think.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thanks.


I think.

You're welcome.