What Harry Potter Characters would never say...
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JaehSkywalker
hehe... just dropped by..
idk if this has been done already...
Harry: Snape rocks!
i suck at this...
JaehSkywalker
not a total fan of hP...
but i love Hp goblet of fire...
especially cedric...
x_hp_fan
Hermione: It's all about those purebloods dawg!!
Eh! I couldn't think of anything else!
Hehe!
tigress
Harry: Dammit Draco you forgot the lube again
lol slash humour
Barker
Harry: Draco, I love you. And you, Ron. Oh, hell, You too, Hagrid!
div
Harry: Wizards are gay...My books suck
x_hp_fan
I love those!! Those were funny!! Hehe!
Harry: *takes a shot of fire whiskey* Let's go streaking!!
tigress
hermione:yey two hotties streaking 'grins, can we join you maybe make this into a quartet
Diamonds
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny: GANGBANG, WOO! *Run into bedroom*
tigress
LOL erm wouldnt that count as incest lol sub Ginny for Draco lol
Harry: Draco damn you , you forgot the whip aswell, are you ok?
Diamonds
Originally posted by tigress
LOL erm wouldnt that count as incest lol sub Ginny for Draco lol
Harry: Draco damn you , you forgot the whip aswell, are you ok? Arg I forgot about that.
Goyle: Well, the percentage of Draco accumlitating an answer to the question asked by professor Dumbledore is 46%. The percentage of that answer being correct is 5%. This is because the monocules in his brain are, at the present time, malfunctioning. Now, over to Crabbe in the lab.
x_hp_fan
Those were so funny!!
Denniz234
Originally posted by Diamonds
Arg I forgot about that.
Goyle: Well, the percentage of Draco accumlitating an answer to the question asked by professor Dumbledore is 46%. The percentage of that answer being correct is 5%. This is because the monocules in his brain are, at the present time, malfunctioning. Now, over to Crabbe in the lab.
Running Mascara
Bump ermmhappy
siriuswriter
Dumbledore: ... That, Harry, is a good question. One, to which, unfortunately....
... I do not have the answer.
Running Mascara
I think Dumbledore would say that though ermm It's pretty good though ermmhappy
Neha
Ginny-OMG!Draco is like so totally hot!
siriuswriter
Draco: Damnit! Forgot the hair gel!
~Pielover~
Originally posted by Diamonds
Arg I forgot about that.
Goyle: Well, the percentage of Draco accumlitating an answer to the question asked by professor Dumbledore is 46%. The percentage of that answer being correct is 5%. This is because the monocules in his brain are, at the present time, malfunctioning. Now, over to Crabbe in the lab. I wonder what the function of Brain Monocules would be.....
Fawne
and old thread but what the hell
Ron: Maybe Snape didn't do it this time
tigress
Harry: Draco your not supposed to blow dammit lol
tigress
Snape : Harry Potter is 'the man'
SeanTerry727
Harry- DAMNIT Voldemort Im tired of Fighting LETS BE Friends!
chillmeistergen
Harry: ''Do you think I should buy some concealer, to cover up my scar?''
siriuswriter
Harry: *not thinking about what Draco is up to at the moment*
*not THAT way. Jeezus.*
The Phantom
Ginny: "I love you Hermione!"
Sadly, this will never be said...
siriuswriter
Hermione : Hmmm, I think we should go to the prefects' bathroom to shower tonight. All the bubbles!
Ginny : Yeah, ooh and that water is so warm we wouldn't even need to bring our swimming suits!
Hermione : But Ginny, I so wanted to show you that short cheerleader's outfit that I got the other day!
Ginny : All right, but only if I get to see what it looks like when it's WET!!
Hermione and Ginny : *giggle*
... brought to you directly from the mind of Phantom.
The Phantom
Originally posted by siriuswriter
Hermione : Hmmm, I think we should go to the prefects' bathroom to shower tonight. All the bubbles!
Ginny : Yeah, ooh and that water is so warm we wouldn't even need to bring our swimming suits!
Hermione : But Ginny, I so wanted to show you that short cheerleader's outfit that I got the other day!
Ginny : All right, but only if I get to see what it looks like when it's WET!!
Hermione and Ginny : *giggle*
... brought to you directly from the mind of Phantom. I'm not that perverse. I may be seventeen but god.
Ok, so now if it was brought to you from my mind, would you all care?
chillmeistergen
Where do I subscribe?
siriuswriter
Originally posted by The Phantom
Ok, so now if it was brought to you from my mind, would you all care?
Eh? Care about what? The condition of your mind?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
not really.
Hagrid : Ahhh! A spider!!
The Phantom
Originally posted by siriuswriter
Eh? Care about what? The condition of your mind?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
not really.
Hagrid : Ahhh! A spider!! One, I didn't even think of that. I have a healthy view of it Misses Making Hermione and Ginny Go Into Prefects Bathroom and Showering Together Without Anything On Except A Cheerleading Outfit on Hermione.
And funny quote.
ndfreak
Malfoy: "I love mudbloods! their the greatest people around in this wizarding world!!! And the weasley's! what a cute and cuddly bunch of misfits!" runs over hugs hermione and all the weasleys. ina non-joking manner... revised just because of chillmeistergen
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If he says this in Deathly hallows ill piss my pants.
chillmeistergen
Well, he is a fiend for sarcasm.
SeanTerry727
Harry- DAmnit Voldemort im tired of fighting lets be best friends!
Tayyab
Snape: I recommend Head & Shoulders.
~LunaLoveG~
Tonks: I told you already,it's nymphadora
DanFan4000
Harry- So Draco... How big is your magic wand?
Arianna
Hermione: Crumple horn Snorecaks don't exist!!!
Luna: I know, daddy broke the news last weekend...
willRules
Voldemort: As you can see, Dumbledore I have transcended the name that ties me to the likes of Muggles. I am no longer Tom Marvolo Riddle, I am LORD VOLDEMORT!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Dumbledore: You will always be Tom to me.
Voldemort: I needn't repeat myself old man. I am Voldemort.
Dumbledore: Nope, you're Tom.
Voldemort: I am Lord Voldemort!!!! You shall bow before -
Dumbledore: Whatever you say Tom.
Voldemort: MY NAME IS-
Dumbledore:Tom?
Voldemort: IT'S VOLDEMORT!!!! VOLDEMORT!! VOOOLLLDDDEMMMOOOOOOORT!!!! OK!???!!!?
Dumbledore: If you say so.......
Voldemort...........?...?.........
Dumbledore..........Tom.
Voldemort: ARRGGHHH!!! I hate you! You suck!
~LunaLoveG~
Spoilers!!
George to a girl: You Know I had a twin once.
Fred's Ghost: Heh, you had an ear once too
potterz honey
Hermoine: I need a house-elf
Dresta
I think this fits in with this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XueqIiEzzvY
goddess_susu
SPOILER.....
I never expected Ms. Weasley would say B****, and look what happened!!!!
Denniz234
spoiler....
Harry: im bored...where is old voldie when ya need him
Soljer
Originally posted by ~LunaLoveG~
Spoilers!!
George to a girl: You Know I had a twin once.
Fred's Ghost: Heh, you had an ear once too
That sounds like something that WOULD be said between them, assuming Fred stayed around as a Ghost.
Arianna
I agree, it's the same kind of humor! lol
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