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As advertised in Sactuary's thread.

Free cream filled twinkies!

Females and Post-op transvestites need only apply.

Our first order of business is a naughty password.

Our second order of business is to name our top officials. I'm King and President. Empress and Secretary of Twinkie Cream are both up for grabs.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/entree/img/jul02/twinkie070302_big.jpg

What have I done... lol



I'll join. w00t

Two positions open. Empress or Secretary of the Twinkie Cream?

And when we wonder "where are the new comers getting their crap?".

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Two positions open. Empress or Secretary of the Twinkie Cream?
Could I just be a regular member? faint

Crap?

I didn't start this damn club trend, don't blame me. Besides, check Sanctuary's thread if you want to know where it came from.

Anyway, no guys. You can be security or something if you want. You get a weaponized Tesla Coil for joining the CSHMP Military.

http://nic.funet.fi/pub/sci/electrical/tesla/pictures/rq/rq_e800.gif

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Could I just be a regular member? faint

Fine. But your only privledge as a regular member is to eat Chocolate Salty Balls.

http://pages.prodigy.net/pporro/chef/ccsb006.jpg

Ewch. I may have to reconsider. hmm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Ewch. I may have to reconsider. hmm

I told ya. Empress is the way to go.

There's not really any responsibility if that's what you're worried about.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
I didn't start this damn club trend, don't blame me. Besides, check Sanctuary's thread if you want to know where it came from.
Where did it come from? hmm

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Crap?

I didn't start this damn club trend, don't blame me. Besides, check Sanctuary's thread if you want to know where it came from.

Anyway, no guys. You can be security or something if you want. You get a weaponized Tesla Coil for joining the CSHMP Military.


No, I have been recently assigned Arbiter of all the clubs that seem to be popping up. You don't cause any friction between the other organizations and we'll be the best of friends...

i wanna be a manager

You can be Manager of Security. See that rod I posted shooting out all that lightning? That's your weapon.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Where did it come from? hmm

This is everyone's fault but mine.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
You can be Manager of Security. See that rod I posted shooting out all that lightning? That's your weapon.



This is everyone's fault but mine.

na-uh, i want a night-stick and a flashlight

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
na-uh, i want a night-stick and a flashlight

But...that's so "Old Fat White Mall Cop".

Whatever man, if you want a downgrade, take it.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
i wanna be a manager
Of the Secret Hideout in Mr. Sandman's pants?

How many people will fit in the pants?

I want a twinkie...

I've never had one...

We don't get them here... down

Originally posted by The Pict
How many people will fit in the pants?

How ever many want in.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I want a twinkie...

I've never had one...

We don't get them here... down

Oh noooe! How do you never have a twinkie!?

That's it, you get a lifetimes supply

there's a club for that?

woot

Hey I wanna join, what can I do?

You just did it. You're in.

Wanna help make up the password?

EDIT: On a side note, I didn't expect my thread to get this far. My threads never make it past 10 replies. What the hell is going on?

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
You just did it. You're in.

Wanna help make up the password?

EDIT: On a side note, I didn't expect my thread to get this far. My threads never make it past 10 replies. What the hell is going on?

the password? sure

Just pick something naughty. And complicated.

when/where should I tell you?

PM it whenever you'd like

so whats the password for anyschway?

I haven't decided yet.

Could be for figuring out who else is a real member.

alrighty

Could be the entrance to the backdoor.



EDIT: As of now, Selphie is the Empress of the club.

Bow down to her, bitches!

Yes, I am the empress.

We still don't have enough bitches to put together the grand ceremony an Empress deserves.

hmm, we should recruit!

We should.

What do you think about making members put a hidden twinkie in their sig?

AH! Yes!

WooT! I'll do it first.

okie

Wait, an actual twinkie, or the cowboy twinkie mascot thing?

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
As advertised in Sactuary's thread.

Free cream filled twinkies!

Females and Post-op transvestites need only apply.

Our first order of business is a naughty password.

Our second order of business is to name our top officials. I'm King and President. Empress and Secretary of Twinkie Cream are both up for grabs.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/entree/img/jul02/twinkie070302_big.jpg

Are you sure that's cream baka

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
EDIT: On a side note, I didn't expect my thread to get this far. My threads never make it past 10 replies. What the hell is going on?

The secret ninjas have allowed this thread to live shuriken

Originally posted by silver_tears
Are you sure that's cream baka

No its dog semen, like in that movie, the one where they use dog semen in the buns...you know the one Im talking about...that one with the dog semen....yeah that one... baka

The one where you were the star dog? baka

No you're thinking of that porno I lent you of me dressing up as a dog, I always wondered why you specifically asked for me to dress as an animal... baka

That made no sense whatsoever doped

Sure it did, it implies you like beastilaity doped

But if your feeble mind cant comprehend such an exquisite array of language, then maybe you should go back to playing with your Barbie dolls doped

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Sure it did, it implies you like beastilaity doped

But if your feeble mind cant comprehend such an exquisite array of language, then maybe you should go back to playing with your Barbie dolls doped

Who told you about those? doped

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
No you're thinking of that porno I lent you of me dressing up as a dog, I always wondered why you specifically asked for me to dress as an animal... baka

So I ask you to dress up as an animal than have you film a porn and then finally borrow it to watch? See no sense petpet

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
As advertised in Sactuary's thread.

Free cream filled twinkies!

Females and Post-op transvestites need only apply.

Our first order of business is a naughty password.

Our second order of business is to name our top officials. I'm King and President. Empress and Secretary of Twinkie Cream are both up for grabs.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/entree/img/jul02/twinkie070302_big.jpg

Kings and Presidents are especially suseptible to assassination evillaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
Who told you about those? doped



So I ask you to dress up as an animal than have you film a porn and then finally borrow it to watch? See no sense petpet

Oh I just noticed them while I was watching you in your room with my binocularsdoped

Yes, cause you didnt pay for it, therefore its not legally yours, therefore you borrowed it doped

My curtains were closed, that must have been my elderly neighbour Madame Potts, I didn't know you were into that Michael doped

mhm Failure.

Well she was better looking than you anyway, so no complaints here doped

~you~fail~at~life~ mhm

True, she's a beautiful lady, not even her 72 years of life can change that doped

x2 for you mhm

Mhm, looks like it was a win-win situation doped

x3.5 for youhmh

Me and my Barbies salute you doped

x5.18 mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Me and my Barbies salute you doped

x5.18 mhm

So it was you, you fail doped

x I dont care mhm

I never denied that it was, I just said my curtains were closed while I was playing doped

You fail. Again. Petpet.

Oh my god you suck so hard Im going to nickname you the Vaccuum doped

You....meh why waste my time on someone like you mhm

Agreed, so don't doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
Are you sure that's cream baka

Yea. I personally make sure that it's my cream in every twinkie. You sly girl, you caught the innuendo!

And the movie is called "National Lampoons Van Wilder"

And you two are part of the club now, even if it wasn't your intent. That's what you get for raping my thread. Get in my pants.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
As advertised in Sactuary's thread.

Free cream filled twinkies!

Females and Post-op transvestites need only apply.

Our first order of business is a naughty password.

Our second order of business is to name our top officials. I'm King and President. Empress and Secretary of Twinkie Cream are both up for grabs.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/entree/img/jul02/twinkie070302_big.jpg

I'll need to see your license to manage a club, or I'm shutting this establishment down.

You'll have to reach into my pants for it.

Go ahead. Im ready.

I've never eaten a twinkie before. hmm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I've never eaten a twinkie before. hmm

What the hell is this!?

You're the second person to say that.

Free twinkies for life for you.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
But...that's so "Old Fat White Mall Cop".

Whatever man, if you want a downgrade, take it.

dont you know? that's the rave now a days

it also keep those damn criminal at bay

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
What the hell is this!?

You're the second person to say that.

Free twinkies for life for you. I'm English...it's not my fault. cry

They look kind of foul actually

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
You'll have to reach into my pants for it.

Go ahead. Im ready.

*does*

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
You'll have to reach into my pants for it.

Go ahead. Im ready.

I don't think so. You have till the end of this week to have that license ready. Thank you for your time...

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I'm English...it's not my fault. cry

They look kind of foul actually

English droolio

They are foul, but that kind of addictive foul.

Originally posted by AOR
I don't think so. You have till the end of this week to have that license ready. Thank you for your time...

It is ready. In my pants. Reach for it.

Originally posted by silver_tears
*does*

There is no smilie to express my ecstacy.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
English droolio

They are foul, but that kind of addictive foul.



It is ready. In my pants. Reach for it. English people or twinkies?

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman

It is ready. In my pants. Reach for it.

Listen my job isn't to search for it. It's to see it, check it, and then be on my way. If any of the three is contested than I'll contest you...

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
There is no smilie to express my ecstacy.

eyes


What are you people on about. Twinkies are wonderful, light and fluffy filled with delicious cream. They're orgasmic when you're having a bad day, but kinda addictive, you have one and keep stuffing your face droolio

Originally posted by AOR
Listen my job isn't to search for it. It's to see it, check it, and then be on my way. If any of the three is contested than I'll contest you...

Contest my damn pants.

Originally posted by silver_tears
eyes


What are you people on about. Twinkies are wonderful, light and fluffy filled with delicious cream. They're orgasmic when you're having a bad day, but kinda addictive, you have one and keep stuffing your face droolio

I know, they're soooo good, but sooo crappy, but sooo addictive.

That's why twinkies are this club's mascot.


EDIT: I have the 69th post. YES!