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There is nothing but mutual respect between these two action stars.

While in Hong Kong with Sonya, Johnny comes across Fei Long shooting a scene for his movie. Johnny - with Sonya's blessings - requests a friendly little match between movie stars.

Fei accepts. And the fight is on. Please note that this is a friendly match, not a battle to the death. And no low-blows.

Something..., Lei kang...Raiden...Johnny Cage...Scorpion...Sub-Zero...Sonya...MORTAL KOMBAT!!

Fei Long kicks Johnny Cages' ass ,then bones Sonya( while a sobbing, and crippled Johnny cage watches). THE END.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Fei Long kicks Johnny Cages' ass ,then bones Sonya( while a sobbing, and crippled Johnny cage watches). THE END.

haha YEAH

i remember Jonny Cage from the old mortal combats!! he rocked but not as much as Fei Long

fei long

fei long is whips jonnys ass

Originally posted by Blanka
fei long is whips jonnys ass then has sex with sonya

don't worry johnny boy, no more pain where you are now :'(

Originally posted by Kaled
don't worry johnny boy, no more pain where you are now :'(

Raiden...
Originally posted by Coleman Trebor
Something..., Lei kang...Raiden...Johnny Cage...Scorpion...Sub-Zero...Sonya...MORTAL KOMBAT!! or the other.

Liu Kang... Sonya... Jax... Kitana... Jade... Sub-Zero... Scorpion... Cyrax...Smoke... Sheeva... Motaro... HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

"Choose your destiny".

Fei long Pwns him

Originally posted by Swe_Bum
Fei long Pwns him

Dont forget that he fawks Sonya afterwards.....

Originally posted by sidekick
then has sex with sonya

Fools! Cage doesn't care about Sonya, as long as his expensive sun glasses aren't broken. Sure, Cage has almost no chance in this fight, but I bet he'll get one good pimp slap in. If Stryker can do it, so can Cage(at the expense of his life, of course)

Johnny Cage nails him in the balls. That way, if he does miraculously lose, Fei Fei won't be gettin' it on with Sonya.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Johnny Cage nails him in the balls. That way, if he does miraculously lose, Fei Fei won't be gettin' it on with Sonya.

Fei Long will send a flaming spin-kick into Johnny's balls before vice versa happens

its a friendly match, no ****ing sonya or things like that

sex isn't friendly?

not if he rapes her, and i dont think that sonya wants him after he killed johnny, as people says

Originally posted by The-Judge
not if he rapes her, and i dont think that sonya wants him after he killed johnny, as people says

bwhahahaah shuttup man, it was a joke. No need to be a prude.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
bwhahahaah shuttup man, it was a joke. No need to be a prude.

there is every need to be prude,i just don't know any of them!

Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
sex isn't friendly? It can be. VERY friendly... indeed.

Originally posted by Remulous
It can be. VERY friendly... indeed.


buttsechs isn't


which is exactly what Johnny's getting from Fei for how badly
he gets beat =(

Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
buttsechs isn't


which is exactly what Johnny's getting from Fei for how badly
he gets beat =(

"Buttsech" ?!?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!