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What are some embarrasing moments that have happened in your life. Lauren and I discussed some through the PM system, so I decided to make a thread on it.

So, what was something really embarrasing that has happened to you? Here's one of my embarrasing incidents...

Me and my gf (1st or 2nd, can't remember...) were going to go to a swimming party. We had been hanging out at her house, so she went to go put her bikini on in her bedroom. I sat outside the door and she screamed. I ran in to see what was wrong, and she had seen a spider (her 10-year-old brother's tarantula) crawl out of her dresser drawer and it scared the crap out of her. I'll let you guess what I saw...

(of course, she slapped me for running in, even though she thought I was her hero for getting the spider out and getting her mom to ground her brother for a month)

Got kneed in the balls in the middle of boston

well....one of mine kinda implies seing what u saw too.
After gim class we rush to the toilet so we can be first at drinkin' water...the thirst is unimaginable. So i ran first and get the corner in the toilet. i didn't see that there was plenty of water on the floor. So i fell like in the coolest movies. it would've been a great bullet time shot, really. And in my fell i grabbed the sink and dragged it down with me. It almost fell on my head. Result, a few bruises...nothin' much. So the teacher tells me to go to the girl's toilet to washup a little bit. So i say: "but..but..."
And i went but i left after 1 second....u know what i saw...

What, was there a girl in your stall or somethin?

Ow, kneed in the balls Medraud!? That's gotta hurt.

In 3rd grade I was putting my chair up on the table after school and one of the "feet" hit my balls.

Too many to count....


Probably the worst one was when I was dating this guy named Ronnie (who I met on a total blind date - was a great guy!) We met the first time, talked and all that crap, and he asked me out to a movie the next weekend. I was about 22 at the time, BTW. We went to see Halloween II (no age comments people-don't even go there )

So we did the usual stuff you do at a movie at that age and when we came out afterwards, he said "you need a kleenex" I had a booger sticking out of my nose ! I just about died of embarrasment. We laughed about it later, though.

helloween 2 when you were 22. Well that will make you.....

Errmmm.... ancient?

Bastards.

...24

Thats right. 24. Thats the number.

Not only are my embarrassing moments numerous and horrible, I have also blocked them entirely from my memory, in a sort of reperessed fashion...

Well done. How are you with mind-control on others ?

great now where are those bikini shots

I, like Ush, feel low enough already to be giving away any of my gems.

I don't mind telling you my mates though........when he was about 8 he was at a b'day party and needed to have a scooby-doo but didn't want to ask so just tried to hold it in. Later on it had become unbearable, and so finally asked where the loo was, then halfway (running) upstairs he promptly shat himself in front of everyone. Tee hee.

oh man, that is actually sad.
One of my friends was so drunk, he was around 16 at the time, he shit himself on the buss home. After a little while the busdriver couldnt handle the smell so he threw him off . We were all laughing and an hour later we saw the bus again all windows open

oh god! Man!

When I was 3 I had just gotten out of diapers and I ran to my parent's bathroom and crapped on the floor b4 I could get there. I left it there hoping my parents wouldn't see it.

One of my friends (he weas 2 at the time) took a crap in his backyard and thought his crap was a big slimy brown slug, so he took it to show his mom. "Look mommy, I found a slug!" "(insert name here), go flush that in the toilet!" "No, mommy, it's my friend!"

hmmm....i don'r think i have memories B4 4 years old....

I wore my mom's halter to band camp one day because I didn't want a weird tan line. It was alittle big in the breast area but I didn't think it would be a problem. Well, I was passing off part of my routine and lo and behold, my breast popped out. I didn't realize it at first but they came and told me later that I needed to wear better fitting clothing.

Thatz not embaressing. Ppl might think u did it intentionaly

hmmm, i cant really think of nething...ummm...let me think, ill get back to u when i think of something embarrassing that ive done in my life *i dont kno y this is soo hard for me*

ok, i remeber something that was a little embarrassing:
when i was little i was over someones house and my mom and dad came to pick me up, my mom had a milkbone in her pocket book and she took it out and told me it was a cookie so i ate it right away...

Ok, i just remembered another one:
I was at a christmas party when i was little, and there was a lot of people there, i was sick but i went anyway and after i ate i puked right in the middle of the floor...

I get really horny when I'm drunk. So I always hit on my girlfriends, even the one's who arn't good looking. That's never fun in the morning.

thank you for sharing that was SOO nice to hear *sarcastic tone*

The only thing I can really think of that sucked ass was when I was 9 years old I decided to show off how I could ride my bike like I was cool. I decided I was going to ride it with my eyes closed.

Now guess what happened...I ran head first into a metal mailbox.

and we can see the consequences

eyes closed?? Why didn't u try no hands. it's easier and more impressive...

actually.....no

Yes!....people might actually not even see u have ur eyes closed. They tend to watch the bike and what it's doing, not the biker's face

I had a similar experience to Lauren at the beach when I was 14. A big wave wiped me out and I ended up sitting upright in the wavewash, wiping salt water out of my eyes. Took me like 30 second to realize one of my breasts was uncovered from my bikini top. I wanted to die !

*Picturing Gundy's goof* :shy:

I know where To is coming from with the drunk thing though, I'm a terrible flirt when drunk.

So am I. We need to have a contest.

Sounds like a challenge to me, how about you me and To meet online one night after a good 10 pints each?

all three hitting on all three

I am in , but I aint to flirty. It is either do you or dont you with me

hehe

I'm game. I'll do it with ya.

In the second grade Christmas play I had the part of "The Shopping Girl" That meant that i ran around talking about how hard shopping during the holidays is. As I ran off the stage my shoe flipped off in front of the whole school. I was mortified even though it doesnt' seem like a big deal now.

oooh but it is. You could've fallen and brake the stage

Enough with the old embarassments, lets all get drunk and make new ones for us to regret.

i'm sure embarassments will come uninvited...

no, no new embarrasments, my past has been enough...

you can't help it...there will be others

not fair! thats ok, with wat hayden has just heard about me in the past week has probably been embarrasing enough to last me the rest of my life and then some, i cant wait to hear wat his reaction was...

has he heard anything about you?

yeah, tell us what he heard from ya. I wrote him or somethin'?

i didnt tell him nething bout me, my friend did, he went to see him, and he heard all bout me, not good...

so, ur friend goes to him, realises he's a pompous snob, and starts talking about you...

I once bursted out in laughter at a funeral.
That was pretty embarassing. :shy:

ouch. for what reason?

yeah...that's kinda embaressing. Who was it?

I ran into a metal mailbox last year. I was trying to keep my soccer ball in it's bag and it fell out so I swerved and hit the mailbox. My arm was all bloody and it hurt like hell.

Laughing at a funeral? That's kinda hard. Was it a nervous laugh or a laughing haha laugh?

*imagining tex laughing histericaly at funerall*

*imagines something like that, only worse*

Tex is laughing hysterically, picks up the coffin, and runs away laughing...

*shudders*

*tex starts humming Bjork*
ok, .....we should stop, eh?

Yes, let's stop thinking about that...

*thinks about grandpa's funeral, imagines Tex punching the bagpipes player and playing Bjork on the bagpipes...Ahhhh!!!!*

*thinks about mountain view*
*tries to forget Bjork*

I played jesus in our school plays cause I always had long hair

i don't like religious plays

Mary Magdeline had long hair too, couldn't play her?

It was some old guys funeral, one of my parents 'friends', I busted out laughing cause I couldn't fake being sad.

Thats horrible. I bet your parents wanted to kill you.

finti playing Jesus. Now if that isn't irony, I don't know what is.

Finti...Jesus...am I hearing this right?

I remember a group of girls that liked me (and I liked them a little too) came by my house at midnight and woke me up. They started blowing kisses at me and they were wearin close to nothin. My dad woke up when one of them shouted somethin naughty (won't post it here, the kiddies could be readin). He looked out the window and went "What the hell?!" I was so embarrased! The next day my dad grounded me.

Another time Bespin Bart took me and one of my girlfriends up to Sequoia National Forest (where I went for vacation this year) in his new car. During the night me and my gf had to take showers. So she went to take a shower, and I went shortly after that. I always took the 2nd shower stall from the door (public showers), so I walked into the 2nd stall and undressed. My gf had turned the shower off just b4 I came in, so I didn't realize we were in the same stall. She pulled back the curtain and we both screamed bloody murder. I pulled up my boxers and ran back to the cabin.

Once me and the same girl (her name is Alissa) were up in Sequoia and we had to share a bed. She rolled on top of me like 10 times. I had been sleepin nude because it was really really really hot that night, and she was just wearing her underwear.

Mmmmm embarrasing you say?

Having difficulty deciphering the logic of that myself.

Indeed: -

Saw girl naked, mmmmmmm bad.

Had semi-naked girl rolling on top of you throughout the night, oh how rude!

Kids today.

Mind you, I guess it is down to perspective. I had what I consider to be in general an embarrassing moment or two on friday night, which my friends consider to be anything but (much as it annoyed them).

You can't dangle the carrot like that and get away with it Ush, now you have to explain in detail.

Do I have to? It might sound like I'm blowing my own trumpet.

Blow away.......

Ok, basically through the last eight years or so I've always been painfully aware of the fact that my friends go out madly socialising every Friday night while I was stuck at home being ill.

Now I am mostly recovered I am slowly increasing my physical activity, so for pretty much the first time the friday night just gone I went out with them all, on the idea that I had a lift home with one of them. We went to a new Wetherspoon's in town called the Ivory Peg, which is ideal for me as there isn't too much smoke (VERY bad with smoke...) and no music threatening to shake my eardrum out of my head. What it also has is sofas. Ahhh... sofas...

Anyway, I'm not really used to this going out lark, so I don't do much other than sit on one of the sofas with a friend eoither side, nursing a (remarkably cheap) orange juice. I am vaguely aware of the girls sitting on the sofa opposite us because I think one of them wanted to sit with us, but when she had asked my friend Dave if there was any room he had simply pointed at the empty sofa opposite and said they could sit there. The girls made a bit of a 'be like that!' remark and so sat down, but I wasn't paying much attention, instead whiling away the evening watching my friend Damian pulling so,me very subtle moves on a girl from work nearby, and then getting blind drunk and trying to explain the 'elephants in the boat' game to a dense (or maybe just even more drunk) friend of his.

Anyway, then one of the girls in the opposite sofa calls over to the three of us and asks if any of us have girlfriends. "No," we admit, in turn, and now I feel a right sad bastard, don't I? Sandwiched between two men, forlonrly watching another friend trying to pull, drinking an orange juice with a "sad bastard" aura around me. My first bloody night out as well.

Anyway, said girl then points at me and says "Because he's the most attractive out of any of you and it seems odd..." I could feel the temperature either side of me dropping by some thiry degrees. I don't know if she meant it was odd that | was attractive or odd that I didn't have a girlfriend, but I COULD feel the hate vibes all around. The girl then talks with a friend of hers, forced to stand by Dave's churlish sofa-pointing, and then the girl says "My friend here thinks you're the most attractive as well." I am pretty sure my life was under threat by this point. The second girl then bounds over and asks if she can sit next to me, and before my friends can mess it up I say yes, forcibly shoving Nigel over to one side to make room.

Anyway, cut a long story short, the girl's name was Kate, we live pretty close, we talked for about 15 minutes with Nigel doing everything possible to **** it up and Dave simply rolling a cigarette nearby. Then Kate's friends were moving on and she invited me to come, but my friends didn't want to go to where they were going and I needed my friends for a ride home, so I couldn't go. Nor, at any point, did I think clearly enough to ask for her number or anything like that (in my defence, everything in the world was moving rather fast for me at this point).

So in any case, I was left for the rest of the evening with my friends complaining what a bastard I was, and that in all their time no girl had EVER approached them, and that it was against the rules... if I had something to show for it I wouldn't have minded. As it was, it was very embarrassing! See?

not so much embarrassing as sad that you didn't get her number

1. Always always get thier number, if you'd had your beer goggles on you simply don't phone them.

2. If a girl makes a move on you, get away from your friends asap. Its a fact that mates will come up with every story or fact they know about you to make you look a t**t.

3. Don't sit there embarresed with your mates when they're gone, just gloat.

Good work my friend.

There is actually a post script to all that, because we did go down to where those girls went later in the evening. though there was no sign of them (mind you, it was bloody crowded and it was one of those places that blasts incredibly loud 80's music at you all day; went through Girls just want to have fun, Tainted Love and a couple of Wham! hits), and late in the evening I ended up looking into town below from the balcony on the first floor, with Nigel on my right. For no apparent reason he then asks we what a building on the skyline was. I pointed to confirm I was looking at the same one, and told him it was the Essex Polive Headquarters.

At this point, some girls (admittedly less attractive) approach me from the left and ask me what fascinating thing I am pointing at. And I have to admit that, for no readily apparent reason, I seem to be finding the police headquarters so fascinating, at which point they smile, and laugh, and for no apparent reason one of them pokes a faux 'amusing' large blow-up dildo between the two of us, and they say they will leave us to it.

I found THAT pretty embarrassing as well, especially as my friends afterwards were back to the 'You bastard!' insults and trying to work out what it was that had gotten girls to approach me twice in one night.

I really don't understand the world...

Oh the old blow-up dildo approach, they sound like the kind of girls your friends like but your mother doesn't.

In my exprience when men go out looking for totty, then they come home empty handed. On the other hand, when you're just out for a drink then you seem to become a totty magnet. I don't know why, but thats just the way it is.

Well, I'm not sure if I have been missing anything worthwhile all these years... I might be a tadette hesitant to go out again.

I have no idea how one would go out looking for totty. I'd never dare.

Nigel thinks it was my air of innocent, out-of-place vulnerability that was doing it, and was trying to impersonate me for the rest of the evening. Which admittedly wasn't long because I'd had enough by that point.

I think its quite obvious, and I can usually tell, when blokes or women are "on the pull" because they are all giving out the vibe. Thats never attractive in either sex. There's always an air of desperation about them, especially as the night draws on and time is running out, thats when the moves are made usually in a drunken manner.

Makes me feel good to be attached seeing that.

I think I might give up on the wole 'partnership' thing... get myself an old house on a hill somewhere and write mad ramblings until my whole dominion becomes an environ that kids fear to tread in.

but if you get girls hanging after you at first night out, why stop?

I can see it now......

Don't go near the old Garak place, I here a crazy old hermit lives there!

Ah, but I won't, Mah, will I? What will in fact happen is that I spend every friday night waiting for this 'magic' effect to happen again, and it never will. I'd rather die the lonely, castle-owning evil genius than the sad guy in bars trying to re-capture past not-quite-glory.

Yup, crazy old hermit me...

Only if I get to be the craggy old housekeeper that leaves feathers from her duster everywhere, letting in the occasional "old friend" who stops by to see you holed up in your tower of books and papers.

Hey....this could be a movie....

no, he knew that hayden was a snob when he first met him, he even warned me ahead of time, but i still begged him to tell him bout me...

yeah, and he's gonna e-mail you a beautiful pink poney love message with sparkling flowers, and blue sky, lotz of love smillies.....
C'mon....wake up.....it's late

Oh, we're still on Hayden ? How stupid of me.....

hayden is a wuss

i never said that, i just said he was gonna e-mail me..and STOP DISSING HAYDEN!!! watd he ever do to u?? doesnt he have enough problems in his life without evry1 hating him 4 no reason??...

Well I do think he's cute.

Well he's better looking than Ernest Borgnine.

who isnt??

Im the best looking!!

We'll be the judge of that when we get your pic, phin-man !!

Maybe Steven Tyler is uglier than Ernest Borgnine. No, wait - Mick Mars has to be one of the ugliest people on the planet.

well my pics aren't very good and it is when i didn't have a hair cut so.... BUT IM STILL THE BEST LOOKING OF ALL TIME!!!!

Liv Tyler on the other hand........

Liv tyler is very nice lokking

as I said Liv Tyler on MY other hand

Mmmmmm Liv.......*drools*

Any chance you will bare your soul a little now, Mech, seeing as I have bared mine?

Well, the first incident was embarrasing because my dad saw what was going on. The second because I was running outside towards the cabinin my boxers, and people were outside... The third Bespin Bart saw what was happening.

btw, Ush. Your a lucky bastard.

I think I may have mentioned some of these before but here goes anyway........

Once, at work, I was going through all the items on the back of a lorry, and checking them off the delivery note. I was so engrossed in what I was doing I walked right off the back of the truck and landed face first.

The 1st time I met Mrs.MM's family at a BBQ at thier house I got blind drunk, fell off the chair I was sat on and fell into a big hole in the ground her dad had dug for a pond.

Once I took a customer out for a drink in B'ham and we got to talking about the girls who worked at his office. I commented that the only one worth looking at was the blonde one I'd met the day before. This turned out to be his fiancee.

I was once on the phone to a female buyer from one of our customers and for once she was being nice (she was usually a right *****). When I put the phone down I turned to one of the people in my office and said something really sexist like, "...she was being nice today, maybe she wants a ****....". We all had a big manly laugh until someone pointed out I hadn't put the phone down properly. I never picked it up to find out if she was still listening but she's never asked to speak to me again.

yeah..thatz nice...hehe

I don't FEEL very luck, Rex...

Myself and Zereil went to the same place tonight- washout. But I think he intimidated a girl pretty well, though.

He didn't threaten her with violence did he Ush!

I'd just like to add to my earlier admission that I am not prone to these types of sexist outbursts, its just I was in a funny mood and the woman in question was always horrible to me.

Nah, he's not the violent sort.

Explain.

He just has a certain intense look about him sometimes, is all. The metalwork on his hands, for a start.

i used to think my life was horrible, my life seems perfect next to wat u people did, how stupid can one person be????? i mean, im brainless (literally) and i have had like 2 or 3 embarrasing things happen to me that i can remember...

how can life seem horrible at ur age...?

I dont' have any embarrassing moments, it's either because I don't have them or I just blank them from my memory, I would like to think it's the former but am afraid its probably the latter.

my life is definately bad compared to most 13 year olds...but im not gonna go into details...