The KMC Band of Pirates

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Strangelove
In response to the KMC Heavy Metal Band and the KMC Boy Band, I give you, the KMC Band of Pirates! We plunder and pillage all the live long day. We argue over booty. And we make a hell of a pina colada.

The Officers:
Lead Pirate: Maddox
First Mate, Envoy to KMC- Strangelove

Anyone who wants to be an officer in the Band can do so, just give post your preferred title on this thread. I will most likely disagree and change your title to something that soothes my fiendish ego.

Avast!

http://www.boardmanweb.com/party/images/pirate.gif

Bloigen
Originally posted by Strangelove
We argue over booty.

tongue_ss

Soleran
This is only a positive step if you also give praise to the flying spaghetti monster! Give him praise now!

lord xyz
*thinks about how many band threads there are going to be in the next week*

*bets $4 it'll be 7*

ThePittman
The Pittman: Keeper of the bilge stick out tongue

DigiMark007
You guys just missed National Talk Like a Pirate Day here in the states.

Not joking, either. It's for real.

Anyway, "Gar!" or somesuch.

*leaves*

ladygrim
Originally posted by lord xyz
*thinks about how many band threads there are going to be in the next week*

*bets $4 it'll be 7*

Strangelove
Originally posted by lord xyz
*thinks about how many band threads there are going to be in the next week*

*bets $4 it'll be 7* Probably. But mine is funny

Strangelove
The Officers:
Maddox: Master and Commander
Strangelove: First Mate and Booty Archivist, Envoy to KMC
Pittman: Keeper of the Bilge and Chief Rapscallion

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Strangelove
http://www.boardmanweb.com/party/images/pirate.gif

Broken image, you fail.

Strangelove
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Broken image, you fail. Oh bollocks

http://www.poster.net/symbols/symbols-jolly-roger-pirate-symbol-blacksilver-4003680.jpg

ThePittman
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i244/caslandr/misc/PIRATE.gif

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
In response to the KMC Heavy Metal Band and the KMC Boy Band, I give you, the KMC Band of Pirates! We plunder and pillage all the live long day. We argue over booty. And we make a hell of a pina colada.

The Officers:
Lead Pirate: Maddox
First Mate, Envoy to KMC- Strangelove

Anyone who wants to be an officer in the Band can do so, just give post your preferred title on this thread. I will most likely disagree and change your title to something that soothes my fiendish ego.

Avast!

http://www.boardmanweb.com/party/images/pirate.gif

I want to be Cap'n Crunch, Pirate of the high cereals.http://cg.scs.carleton.ca/~morin/misc/capn/header.gif

Strangelove
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I want to be Cap'n Crunch, Pirate of the high cereals.http://cg.scs.carleton.ca/~morin/misc/capn/header.gif I'm afraid not, there's only one Cap'n

~Da Moose~: Pirate of the High Cereals

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm afraid not, there's only one Cap'n

~Da Moose~: Pirate of the High Cereals

Good enough...I can be the Pirate of the High Cereals.

Also, can Bardock be my parrott?

Strangelove
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good enough...I can be the Pirate of the High Cereals.

Also, can Bardock be my parrott? Absolutely yes

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
Absolutely yes

Actually, if it's that easy, can he be Dildo Pete, the gay, STD riddled pirate whom we all hate and beat mercilessly? big grin

Strangelove
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Actually, if it's that easy, can he be Dildo Pete, the gay, STD riddled pirate whom we all hate and beat mercilessly? big grin I'll look into it

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
I'll look into it

Ok, good, thanks. thumb up

smoker4
http://www.redflag.co.uk/images/pugwash/pugwash2.jpg

Now were is Seaman Stains?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by smoker4
http://www.redflag.co.uk/images/pugwash/pugwash2.jpg

Now were is Seaman Stains?

laughing Oh Christ.....

Tptmanno1
Ooh Pirate-y!

AKGunter
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/alukard78/icon_rolleyes.gif

Strangelove
How did AK post here if he's banned?

confused

ThePittman
Originally posted by Strangelove
How did AK post here if he's banned?

confused He was banned permently yesterday and posted the day before.

Mišt
*invades*
mistpirate

Strangelove
Originally posted by ThePittman
He was banned permently yesterday and posted the day before. Thank you, rapscallion

ThePittman

Mišt
mistpirate herbpirate herb-pirate

Strangelove

ThePittman
Originally posted by Strangelove
Thank you, rapscallion sign27 I'll go back to the bilge now stick out tongue

~Da Moose~
*serves everyone cereal*

http://www.temptationcharters.net/images/cpn_crunch_haworth.gif

ThePittman
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*serves everyone cereal*

http://www.temptationcharters.net/images/cpn_crunch_haworth.gif Runs up from the bilge, Damn no berries sad

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ThePittman
Runs up from the bilge, Damn no berries sad

No, sorry matey...this is a 'straight' ship.

Strangelove
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, sorry matey...this is a 'straight' ship. As first mate, I demand Peanut Butter Crunch! mad

ThePittman

PandoraMomo
Can I be the crazy pirating wench?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Can I be the crazy pirating wench?

droolio Yesssshhhhh

ThePittman
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Can I be the crazy pirating wench? naughtythumbup

What say you First Mate?

Strangelove
Originally posted by ThePittman
naughtythumbup

What say you First Mate? I say 'aye' although ladyfolk are bad luck on the seafaring voyages...but she's a wench, it's all good.

The Officers:
Maddox: Master and Commander
Strangelove: First Mate and Booty Archivist, Envoy to KMC
Pittman: Keeper of the Bilge and Chief Rapscallion
Lance: Fall Guy and Walker of the Plank
Da Moose: Pirate of the High Cereals
Bardock: Moose's STD-ridden parrot
Smoker: Seaman Stains, Swabber of the Poop Deck
Pandora: Mentally Unbalanced, Official Wench to the Pirates

Lord Paradise
Originally posted by Strangelove
In response to the KMC Heavy Metal Band and the KMC Boy Band, I give you, the KMC Band of Pirates! We plunder and pillage all the live long day. We argue over booty. And we make a hell of a pina colada.

The Officers:
Lead Pirate: Maddox
First Mate, Envoy to KMC- Strangelove

Anyone who wants to be an officer in the Band can do so, just give post your preferred title on this thread. I will most likely disagree and change your title to something that soothes my fiendish ego.

Avast!

http://www.boardmanweb.com/party/images/pirate.gif My only complaint with that is that you didn't put the Boy Band first. Remember who started this craze.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
I say 'aye' although ladyfolk are bad luck on the seafaring voyages...but she's a wench, it's all good.

The Officers:
Maddox: Master and Commander
Strangelove: First Mate and Booty Archivist, Envoy to KMC
Pittman: Keeper of the Bilge and Chief Rapscallion
Lance: Fall Guy and Walker of the Plank
Da Moose: Pirate of the High Cereals
Bardock: Moose's STD-ridden parrot
Smoker: Seaman Stains, Swabber of the Poop Deck
Pandora: Mentally Unbalanced, Official Wench to the Pirates


Bardock: Moose's STD-ridden parrot

Teehee...arrr...I think he ain't be seein' that one yet....arrrr....

Strangelove
Originally posted by Lord Paradise
My only complaint with that is that you didn't put the Boy Band first. Remember who started this craze. My apologies...
















WE SHALL PLUNDER YOUR BOY BAND TO THE GROUND!! pirate http://www.io.com/~sj/pirate-ship.gif http://www.artshole.co.uk/arts/artists/Kevin%20Summers/pirate.jpg

Lord Paradise
Originally posted by Strangelove
My apologies...
















WE SHALL PLUNDER YOUR BOY BAND TO THE GROUND!! pirate http://www.io.com/~sj/pirate-ship.gif http://www.artshole.co.uk/arts/artists/Kevin%20Summers/pirate.jpg Yeah, well we're dreamy. *brushes hair back*

Bardock42
So..where did I get the STDs from...shifty

mikeydude
oo oo can i join??

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Strangelove
I say 'aye' although ladyfolk are bad luck on the seafaring voyages...but she's a wench, it's all good.

The Officers:
Maddox: Master and Commander
Strangelove: First Mate and Booty Archivist, Envoy to KMC
Pittman: Keeper of the Bilge and Chief Rapscallion
Lance: Fall Guy and Walker of the Plank
Da Moose: Pirate of the High Cereals
Bardock: Moose's STD-ridden parrot
Smoker: Seaman Stains, Swabber of the Poop Deck
Pandora: Mentally Unbalanced, Official Wench to the Pirates
Hurrah!
Who the hell stole stuff from my quarters!
I will smite whoever did it!
Oh, and remind me to patent the ? mark before people steal it.

Strangelove
Originally posted by mikeydude
oo oo can i join?? Make up a title.

ThePittman
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Hurrah!
Who the hell stole stuff from my quarters!
I will smite whoever did it!
Oh, and remind me to patent the ? mark before people steal it. evillaugh

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