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Ok a few days ago at work I was using the coffee machine to fill a customer order when a 'working girl' came in and I blurted out, "So had a busy night?" To that I recieved a moment of silence followed by a grim/semi-malicious expression as she replied almost softly with no tone in her voice, "Don't speak to me like that...ok?"
Kinda shocked at the time I couldn't help having a bit of a thought as to what she actually did for a living. Realising that she was a prostitute I blushed red, she saw it but said nothing until a few minutes later. Coming back she rose her voice this time, "You'd better watch your f--cking mouth girl!" She said that a few times over 10 minutes before getting her food and leaving...

Needless to say that's been one of the highlights of my week
Anyone able to top that?

Where exactly do you work and how were you meant to know that she is a prostitute?

If her name was Irene, she does that a lot, just tell her to get off the meds and have a lie downermm

Lmao...I work at a 24hr licensed cafe in the center of Melbourne CBD, Australia and its usually not too hard to tell but she was well dressed

Where dyou live now?

Originally posted by Prabhodh
irene hmm rings a bell...... silver tears?


Indeed

i can speak for Prabhodh cause he curses at me all the time in scicene for not doing my work and he's no more than a meter from his favorite teacher who happens to be quite a looker i might add

Nah shes probably sleeping off the medicationermm

erm.. it's Montreal and not Melbourne.. methinks... whistling

Originally posted by Prabhodh
She's not my favourite teacher.... second favourite.... i'm sure you can guess that first.... where am i when you are stuck with goss.



lol
omg you little chafer, have you seen her nose but, it's McFuc*ed

Originally posted by Clovie
erm.. it's Montreal and not Melbourne.. methinks... whistling

Montreal<Melbourne

Originally posted by bogen
omg you little chafer, have you seen her nose but, it's McFuc*ed

It'll fixed in about 2 weeks.... GOSS. *points and laughs*

evillaugh

Originally posted by Prabhodh
Montreal<Melbourne but Irene is not Aussie.. up to my knowledge

Originally posted by Clovie
but Irene is not Aussie.. up to my knowledge

She probably isn't.... i don't actually know this Irene person. srug

She's a tramp, I would advise against talking to her

Nah its true, shes a trampdoped

hmm.. I wouldn't like you in her place...

mistsrug

goss is ok, sure he's an ******* but you get that from a prematurly bald man who just had a kid.
whats gnomes excuse? ( ohh cut)

first of all its 'Gomes'

Excuse = Cold.

Originally posted by Prabhodh
mistsrug

Couldnt have said it better myself


Wait....let me check....

mistsrug


Ok well yeah, mine was better mhm

heaps made excues, " OoOoOoH i have a cold so im going to be an icy ***** to everyone"
sounds like a few members of KMC take gomes's advice on that matter *cough* STORM* cough*

Originally posted by bogen
heaps made excues, " OoOoOoH i have a cold so im going to be an icy ***** to everyone"
sounds like a few members of KMC take gomes's advice on that matter *cough* STORM* cough*

Gomes.... an icy b*tch.... wtf are you on child?

Originally posted by Prabhodh
I live in Sydney now.


I moved from Melbourne to Sydney too

sydney rocks









































nuf said

*kicks Sydney*

Originally posted by Imaginary
I moved from Melbourne to Sydney too

Cool, where do you live?

Me in West Ryde.

Originally posted by Prabhodh
Cool, where do you live?

Me in West Ryde.

She moved to the zoo, its a bit more spacious than Melbourne.ermm

Originally posted by Prabhodh
shock

Let me guess you live queensland. ermm

**** I wish ermm Eternal summer....hell yeah...

Originally posted by bogen
yes all the salt and all the aboriginals asking for shratnel, * shudders*

Why be racist for bogen, why?

not racist it's true, my cus just got back from there and she said that thats what it's like.