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Ok, so this guy appears on myspace this morning and asks me for my MSN address. He looked harmless enough, so I gave it to him.
Right from the start I thought he was a little "Weird" because he had zero interest in chatting, he just wanted to connect me to his webcam. It kept failing. In the end, I was like, "What the hell is so important about that webcam?"
It turned out that he wanted me to see him naked, so I could tell him whether his penis was big or small! I went mental at him. For a start, I'm no ****, and I have no interest in the size of his dick! Secondly, I'd already mentioned I was at work, so what sort of trouble was I going to get in if he had managed to send me that and someone had seen?
All he could say in response to my ranting was "ok" and go offline. WTF?

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7521/untitledef3.png

Find him and bottom

Ick...that had to suck

I dont give out my email on myspace

Ohhhh.........Lucky.

is it comprehensible.....

Sorry about that

I just wanted to know if it was normal size or notcry

Originally posted by Britrogue
Ok, so this guy appears on myspace this morning and asks me for my MSN address. He looked harmless enough, so I gave it to him.
Right from the start I thought he was a little "Weird" because he had zero interest in chatting, he just wanted to connect me to his webcam. It kept failing. In the end, I was like, "What the hell is so important about that webcam?"
It turned out that he wanted me to see him naked, so I could tell him whether his penis was big or small! I went mental at him. For a start, I'm no ****, and I have no interest in the size of his dick! Secondly, I'd already mentioned I was at work, so what sort of trouble was I going to get in if he had managed to send me that and someone had seen?
All he could say in response to my ranting was "ok" and go offline. WTF?



ha you should have finished with it probably is small though!

Am I the only one who'd actually give it a look, for science's sake and all detective

Originally posted by silver_tears
Am I the only one who'd actually give it a look, for science's sake and all detective

Pervertdisgust

Originally posted by silver_tears
Am I the only one who'd actually give it a look, for science's sake and all detective

I can see it now: Irene will be soliciting her visitors with "Free Clinical Analyses."

Originally posted by Dusty


Originally posted by silver_tears
If you don't want people looking, put it away mhm

It has a mind of its own, I dont control itmhm

Why would you give out your email to a stranger in the first place?

Originally posted by botankus
I can see it now: Irene will be soliciting her visitors with "Free Clinical Analyses."

And how doped

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's what you say about the special boy down the street all the time isn't it? disgust

Well...yeah, he has a mind of his own and I dont control it

You faildoped

Originally posted by Dusty
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7521/untitledef3.png


Ok.....has no relevance, but I like it!

Originally posted by ThePittman
Find him and bottom




I gave him a good verbal thrashing.

Originally posted by Queen Solomon
Ick...that had to suck

It did. I'm going to put up something on myspace now telling people that I have no interest in talking to freaks and perverts!



In fact, that'll probably attract more, but it does give us an interesting topic to talk about.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I dont give out my email on myspace


Well, we live and learn. He was one of those with a nice innocent looking picture.

Ok....so I'm being slightly moronic today, but it's not my fault, I didn't get much sleep last night!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Why would you give out your email to a stranger in the first place?

Yeah, I know. I wasn't really thinking.

Just put this up on your myspace profile pic and they'll leave you alone:

Originally posted by botankus
Just put this up on your myspace profile pic and they'll leave you alone:

How many times have I told you to stop posting my pics on the internet.

Dammit.

Just keep the naked ones to yourself? k thx bai.

Originally posted by Britrogue
Ok, so this guy appears on myspace this morning and asks me for my MSN address. He looked harmless enough, so I gave it to him.
Right from the start I thought he was a little "Weird" because he had zero interest in chatting, he just wanted to connect me to his webcam. It kept failing. In the end, I was like, "What the hell is so important about that webcam?"
It turned out that he wanted me to see him naked, so I could tell him whether his penis was big or small! I went mental at him. For a start, I'm no ****, and I have no interest in the size of his dick! Secondly, I'd already mentioned I was at work, so what sort of trouble was I going to get in if he had managed to send me that and someone had seen?
All he could say in response to my ranting was "ok" and go offline. WTF?

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! *pees in pants*

Originally posted by botankus
Just put this up on your myspace profile pic and they'll leave you alone:


hysterical

never happened to me

lol Britrogue

I feel bad for you that some random guy wanted you to see his stuff.

But it's still freaking hilarious.

Originally posted by Clovie
never happened to me is that an open invite?

Oh yeah, I can definately see the funny side of it now. But at the time, I had steam coming out of my ears!

Originally posted by Clovie
only stating a fack

and I don't have a webcam option anyway evillaugh who needs a webcam?

I don't smoke

Originally posted by Clovie
I don't smoke oooooh. neither do i

if you think so.. orroz

i know so...aragorn*grunts*

but you're not on msn anyway.

Originally posted by Clovie
but you're not on msn anyway. it's acting screwy...again. disgust

mine's fine... just like moi eyes

i know you are...but what am i?

oooh...got a webcam?

nope are you implying that I would need one?

Originally posted by Britrogue
Ok, so this guy appears on myspace this morning and asks me for my MSN address. He looked harmless enough, so I gave it to him.
Right from the start I thought he was a little "Weird" because he had zero interest in chatting, he just wanted to connect me to his webcam. It kept failing. In the end, I was like, "What the hell is so important about that webcam?"
It turned out that he wanted me to see him naked, so I could tell him whether his penis was big or small! I went mental at him. For a start, I'm no ****, and I have no interest in the size of his dick! Secondly, I'd already mentioned I was at work, so what sort of trouble was I going to get in if he had managed to send me that and someone had seen?
All he could say in response to my ranting was "ok" and go offline. WTF?



Originally posted by Dusty
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7521/untitledef3.png
Originally posted by lord xyz

Only it'll be a benefit to the both of us.

Originally posted by Clovie
I fail to see how... Where we're going babeh...you won't need eyes.

crazy

Originally posted by Clovie
but I kind of like them so that you can see me in all my glory? suuuuuure, why not?

good then

Hi everybody!

Originally posted by ThePittman
Find him and bottom

woah that sucks man

Originally posted by Clovie
good then you're so FREAK-EY!!!

in the good sense, right? flirt1

Originally posted by Clovie
in the good sense, right? flirt1 oh you know it flirt

Originally posted by Britrogue
Ok, so this guy appears on myspace this morning and asks me for my MSN address. He looked harmless enough, so I gave it to him.
Right from the start I thought he was a little "Weird" because he had zero interest in chatting, he just wanted to connect me to his webcam. It kept failing. In the end, I was like, "What the hell is so important about that webcam?"
It turned out that he wanted me to see him naked, so I could tell him whether his penis was big or small! I went mental at him. For a start, I'm no ****, and I have no interest in the size of his dick! Secondly, I'd already mentioned I was at work, so what sort of trouble was I going to get in if he had managed to send me that and someone had seen?
All he could say in response to my ranting was "ok" and go offline. WTF?



Sorry to say this...but it's all your fault. ermm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sorry to say this...but it's all your fault. ermm

Agreed...

Originally posted by Lana
Agreed...

Originally posted by Lana
Agreed...

Originally posted by Clovie
I'm not soo suuure *snap snap* well fine...*drops pants* ya happy now?

Originally posted by Lana
Agreed...

Originally posted by Clovie
nooo.. I missed it cry

I think we all did, it was too small.

ya think?

Originally posted by Clovie
ya think?

*pulls out 4 magnifying glasses and puts them together*

Yep.

shame..

ha-ha. ha-ha-ha. eeeeverybody's a comedian.

I have no sense of humour

Originally posted by Clovie
I have no sense of humour i have a sense...down thurr!

is that a good thing?

i dunno...what's it feel like?

dunno.. I'm generally very unhappy.. and it's affecting various things in my perception.

well i'm trying!!! okay??!

okay cry

Originally posted by Britrogue
Ok, so this guy appears on myspace this morning and asks me for my MSN address. He looked harmless enough, so I gave it to him.
Right from the start I thought he was a little "Weird" because he had zero interest in chatting, he just wanted to connect me to his webcam. It kept failing. In the end, I was like, "What the hell is so important about that webcam?"
It turned out that he wanted me to see him naked, so I could tell him whether his penis was big or small! I went mental at him. For a start, I'm no ****, and I have no interest in the size of his dick! Secondly, I'd already mentioned I was at work, so what sort of trouble was I going to get in if he had managed to send me that and someone had seen?
All he could say in response to my ranting was "ok" and go offline. WTF?


ewww...wat a loser....

Originally posted by Clovie
okay cry now...how 'bout a back rub to ease that tension of yours?

Originally posted by Clovie
you can try.. try? i'm gonna make ya scream bloody murder :shfity:

be my guest

Originally posted by Clovie
be my guest you don't i can....do you?

ermm..... yes?

Originally posted by Clovie
*screams bloody murder as orgasmic sensation floods through me from Feanor rubbing my back*


told ya

that was niice

o.O

OMG! I am cracking up laughing here. Just went into my e-mails and there's an invitation from this guy to rejoin him on MSN! Has he got a thick skin or what? LOL

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