DMC Bloopers

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Chiki Mina
Since we're too serious around here making too many serious theories and stressing out how about we had some humor. Make up bloopers or something maybe put some rp i dunno anything!!! What scene u guys think had the most bloopers stuff like that!! i know waste of time but it may help on the stress.

if anyone cares to start be my guest lol

Bwa Ha Ha
i know of one blooper on the beach, saw it in an interview or somthing dont remember right now...serious

Chiki Mina
yeah i saw a video of it lol

most likely keira made mistakes on purpose in the kissing scene so she could kiss johnny over and over again

ivebeendepped43
yeah, little slutt!

PIRATES=SEX
Theres one were johnny says to orlando hand over the key and orlando goes for the key and grabs his own necklace instead johnny says give us your jewelry.

willofthewisp
Keira: One day a moment will come when you have the chance to do the right thing.

Johnny: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by (waits. long pause) Keira, your line.

Keira: I'm sorry, I was lost in your eyes.

PIRATES=SEX
ahh willo that would be classic

calypso
ok, Willo who are you, you are just to darn good. Are you an undercover writer or what? "WHAT?"

mmoviejunkie
Originally posted by PIRATES=SEX
Theres one were johnny says to orlando hand over the key and orlando goes for the key and grabs his own necklace instead johnny says give us your jewelry.

i saw that one, funny

Chiki Mina
Jack:i could in fact perform a ma-rri-age..right here, right..NOW
Elizabeth:OMG TAKE ME!!!!

gore verbinskyembarrasmenth nooo shes doing it again!!!

willofthewisp
"ok, Willo who are you, you are just to darn good. Are you an undercover writer or what? "WHAT?""

Uh, no. I'm in the process of having my first novel published, though. For anyone who's interested, it's called The Snow White Rebellion and it's an action/fantasy with a little bit of POTC influence. Thank you, though. It's nice to be praised.
Back to DMC bloopers...


Beckett: I'm listening
(Liz pulls gun)
Beckett: I'm listening intently
(Liz shoots him with water)
Keira: Isn't that great?
Tom: I hope I get to shoot you in the next one.

Bwa Ha Ha
lol whats it about? the book/novel?

PirateDiva
LOL....That was funnt...lol!!!

so when is the book coming out willoofthewisp?

Chiki Mina
*In tortuga**Norrie is drunk**liz asks Jack about the chest*
Liz: where is the chest?
Norrie: *pukes on liz*..oops sry i was supposed to puke on the other side
Liz: UHG! u always do this!! How many times have i told u to throw up the other way!!

Bwa Ha Ha
lol nasty but funny

Chiki Mina
Liz: curiosity, you're going to want it-

some gurl on backstage: U ****IN **** GET AWAY FROM JOHNNY!!
*throws a shoe at keira*

Keira: OW DAMMIT!! GORE!!

Gore: I know! Damn, this is the 130th this week that happened.

willofthewisp
The book is going to print very soon, which means It should be out within the next three months. It is basically the story of Snow White except that it is the true story and goes more in detail. She is a fugitive and during her time living with the dwarves, she joins their army and assembles them to help take back her throne. Don't laugh at it, but here is what it will say on the jacket of the book.



"Hair as black as ebony, skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood.
A fugitive since the age of seven, Michela keeps one goal, one drive, close
to her heart-- remove Camilla from power. Camilla, now reigning as queen,
cleverly murdered Michela's parents and sent her to be killed shortly after
learning of the young girl's suspicions. We all know she found seven dwarves
who took her under their wing, but this is the story of the rebellion that
followed.
Michela grew and became a soldier, slowly accumulating all she needed for a
rebelliion. Meanwhile, Camilla, through her magic mirror, rules as a tyrant,
as Luca, the new huntsman, waits for the day to rebel against her himself.
Love and lust, politics and poisoned apples, the human and nonhuman surround
the tale of Snow White, and with the help of her dwarf family, a cunning spy,
and her own training, she transformed from the lovely girl we all know to
legend."

*jcd*gmc*
no offense guys, but if this turns into a thread about willo's novel, it'll get closed-good for you willo! writing your own book! starting a revolution!

willofthewisp
Thanks, jcd, and I completely agree. I will try to advertise in other places and provide links. Back to the bloopers.

Orlando: I'm not leaving without Jack!
(sees Jack running and screaming. Johnny trips and falls down. The cannibals overwhelm him)
Johnny: You know what to do!
Orlando (starts improving): Keep to the code?
Johnny: No! Come here and get me!

akanai
keira wants johnny, omg. she's been always talking that she's loved brad pitt since she was a child, and now she's talking: johnny, johnny, i've always loved you. lol she doesn't know what she wants. wink

*jcd*gmc*
he he laughing

akanai
funny, but it's true wink

Bwa Ha Ha
Originally posted by willofthewisp
Thanks, jcd, and I completely agree. I will try to advertise in other places and provide links. Back to the bloopers.

Orlando: I'm not leaving without Jack!
(sees Jack running and screaming. Johnny trips and falls down. The cannibals overwhelm him)
Johnny: You know what to do!
Orlando (starts improving): Keep to the code?
Johnny: No! Come here and get me!

lol that'd be awesome

Chiki Mina
Will:Im not leaving without Jack!!!
....
Orlando: wait...something is wrong in here
Johnny: AAAAA!!!
Orlando those arent cannibals!Are those-?
Johnny: RUN U IDIOT THE FAN GIRLS ARE COMING!!!
*fan girls chasing johnny and orlando**

mmoviejunkie
haha, too funny

Bwa Ha Ha
totally lol

willofthewisp
that was pretty good. lol!

Jack: Is this a dream?
Bootstrap: No.
Jack: I thought not. If it were a dream there'd be..... (Johnny) damn it!
Stellen: Rum! How could you forget that of all things? Your character drinks it 24/7.
Johnny: I'm sorry. I just started thinking about how I've had to memorize all this sword fighting and improv-ing with Orlando and Kevin and then I have my big sex scene with Keira and I'm a little nervous about it.
Stellen: Sex scene? Do tell.
Jack: Oh, it's going to be great. See, what the audience and most of the cast doesn't know is that Elizabeth and Will are cousins by marriage!
Stellen: That DOES explain the Turner blood thing so those stupid die-hard fans won't get mad.
Jack: And the best part is that even though back then people married their cousins all the time, Will is going to be so disgusted by it!
Stellen: High 5!
(Stellen and Johnny High-5)

Gore: What the hell are you guys doing? We wasted like 5 million dollars worth of film.

sailorleo
Originally posted by willofthewisp
that was pretty good. lol!

Jack: Is this a dream?
Bootstrap: No.
Jack: I thought not. If it were a dream there'd be..... (Johnny) damn it!
Stellen: Rum! How could you forget that of all things? Your character drinks it 24/7.
Johnny: I'm sorry. I just started thinking about how I've had to memorize all this sword fighting and improv-ing with Orlando and Kevin and then I have my big sex scene with Keira and I'm a little nervous about it.
Stellen: Sex scene? Do tell.
Jack: Oh, it's going to be great. See, what the audience and most of the cast doesn't know is that Elizabeth and Will are cousins by marriage!
Stellen: That DOES explain the Turner blood thing so those stupid die-hard fans won't get mad.
Jack: And the best part is that even though back then people married their cousins all the time, Will is going to be so disgusted by it!
Stellen: High 5!
(Stellen and Johnny High-5)

Gore: What the hell are you guys doing? We wasted like 5 million dollars worth of film.

continuing.....


Gore: What the hell am I supposed to do with it now?

Jack and Stellen: Youtube it?

Gore: *rolls eyes*

mmoviejunkie
haha, youtube it!!!!
love it!
(but who's stellen?)

Chiki Mina
Jack: so anyways me and keira have like this sex talk scene!
Stellar: Far Out!!
Jack: yea i know but its disney so there will be no sex scene..damn
Stellar: aa bugger

Bwa Ha Ha
lol

Chiki Mina
Originally posted by mmoviejunkie
haha, youtube it!!!!
love it!
(but who's stellen?)


the actor who plays wills daddy

Bwa Ha Ha
yeah, barnacle boy

Chiki Mina
lol yup

**Bloopers**

Beckett: Each of us left a mark one another
Will: what mark did jack sparrow leave you?
Beckett: HE CUT OFF MY WITTLE WEE WEE AND FED IT TO TH CANNIBALS!!

Will:....
Gore....
Beckette:*sucks thumb*

ivebeendepped43
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
yeah, barnacle boy lol spongebob.........anyway. youtube it! i love that!

Bwa Ha Ha
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
lol yup

**Bloopers**

Beckett: Each of us left a mark one another
Will: what mark did jack sparrow leave you?
Beckett: HE CUT OFF MY WITTLE WEE WEE AND FED IT TO TH CANNIBALS!!

Will:....
Gore....
Beckette:*sucks thumb*

..................that's interesting....

Chiki Mina
barnacle boy can be bootstrap and mermaid man can be davy lol

Bwa Ha Ha
lol! totally

Chiki Mina
back to bloopers lol

Jack: Come to negotiate u slimmy-whoah!
*falls of stairs*
Crew: oooohhh
Johnny:....
Keira: Johnny?
Johnny:...rip1...

Bwa Ha Ha
awww.... that's sad....

T.Maria
Keira : Sooo....*looks embarrassed*....about last night....

Johnny: Yeah... *Looks around uncomfortably at anyone but her*...about that...

Keira: Maybe its best we don't tell Orlando..I mean, he completely freaked out when he found out our characters had kissed! God knows what he would think about this...

Johnny: I agree...I don't think his poor heart could take it...

Keira: I know...I mean, what would be going through his mind if-

Johnny: - If he found out that-

Keira: -that you and i-

Johnny: -Played scrabble without him!

Keira: Oh the guilt! I can't take it!

katelovespirate
oh my goodness you guys this thread is wayyyyy too funny.

willo- congrats on your novel! thats brilliant.

tia dalma
Keira: You're going to want to know what it tastes like
Johnny: I do want to know what it tastes like
Johnny and Keira lock in a passionate embrace
Gore: CUT!!!!
Johnny: Is this not the scene where i kiss her

T.Maria
Originally posted by tia dalma
Keira: You're going to want to know what it tastes like
Johnny: I do want to know what it tastes like
Johnny and Keira lock in a passionate embrace
Gore: CUT!!!!
Johnny: Is this not the scene where i kiss her

LMAO!^^^^ i love this one! big grin

***

Elizabeth: You came back....I always knew you were a good man...


Jack: Yeah...about that...I left my sword


***

i love this thread!


Willofthewisp, congratulations on your book! Happy Dance

katelovespirate
hahaha you guys are hilarious.


Jack: And being so, I could in fact perform a marriage right here... right on this deck... right now...

*Keira leans towards his mouth with a smile*

Gore: Cut!!!! Keira, for the last time, you are supposed to recoil from that line!

Keira: It's Johnny's fault. His breath is so minty fresh!

Johnny: A pirate always comes prepared for all possibilities.

****

After the passionate kiss:

Jack: Pirate.

Liz: I made sure to come prepared, just like you taught me. I shaved my legs and everything.

Jack: Super hott pirate. Are you going to unchain me, or put the other handcuff on?

Gore: Uh guys, what version of the script do YOU have?

sailorleo
im putting this here b/c this is where the idea originated from story by chiki mina....

http://i10.tinypic.com/2woalvo.jpg

PIRATES=SEX
Originally posted by sailorleo
im putting this here b/c this is where the idea originated from story by chiki mina....

http://i10.tinypic.com/2woalvo.jpg OMG sailor you are brillent

mmoviejunkie
Originally posted by T.Maria
Keira : Sooo....*looks embarrassed*....about last night....

Johnny: Yeah... *Looks around uncomfortably at anyone but her*...about that...

Keira: Maybe its best we don't tell Orlando..I mean, he completely freaked out when he found out our characters had kissed! God knows what he would think about this...

Johnny: I agree...I don't think his poor heart could take it...

Keira: I know...I mean, what would be going through his mind if-

Johnny: - If he found out that-

Keira: -that you and i-

Johnny: -Played scrabble without him!

Keira: Oh the guilt! I can't take it!

haha, i love this one

also love your comic saliorleo, you are an amazing artist!!

sailorleo
thanks

willofthewisp
sailor you are too funny!

Orlando: I'll get his compass and come back to marry you.

Keira: Properly?

Orlando: If you'll still have me.

Keira: If it weren't for these bars, I'd already have you.

Orlando: SOMETHING's about as hard as those bars right now. (realizes he said it out loud) I'm so sorry!

Keira: It's all right. It's kind of flattering.

Orlando: I mean, Johnny gets such hot scenes with you, and this is all I get? Come on! I should get to tell you how horny Will is.

Bwa Ha Ha
lol 2 funny

katelovespirate
Orlando: Where's the chest?

Keira: Norrington took it to draw them off.

Orlando: That bastard. Do you realize I left all my masculinity in that chest?

Keira: Here, you can have some of mine. I've been sharing with Jack... (giggles)

CaptinJackLover
JHAAHAHAH! luv it!

sailorleo
who liked the eyebrow acting in my comic?

CaptinJackLover
LUVED IT! i was laughing so hard!

sailorleo
i wish i coulda drawn will better....*sniff*

evilm0nki3
I love that eyebrow acting partsmile

PirateDiva
OMG SAILOR....That drawing was Hilarious!! GreaT JoB!!! I Loved iT!!

GoD Pirates of the Caribbean FANS ARE THE BEST!! No DoUbT!!

akanai
this thread is great big grin and your sailor comic too! big grin

ivebeendepped43
lol i love all the Johnny parts!..............kinda typical 4 me

T.Maria
**Orlando seese Johnny and Keira kissing for the first time at the end of the film**

Orlando: I KNEW IT! I knew there was something fishy going on here!

Gore: Relax, they're only acting!

Orlando: Tell that to the tongue action they're slipping in there!!

**Gore looks over**

Gore: Boy...they're certainly not coming up for air...and oh! Why is she chaining him to the ship?! THATS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!

Orlando: I'd stop them before a baby is concieved infront of us!

Gore: Ted? Terry? Did you put this into the script?!

Ted: Do we look like a Porn writers?!

Orlando: Do something! They're taking the attention away from my 'ship!

Terry: Well the way THAT is going, I think YOUR'ship will be sunk by the end of this movie...

kiwibird
luved the part about porn writers lmao big grin big grin big grin

Chiki Mina
Originally posted by sailorleo
im putting this here b/c this is where the idea originated from story by chiki mina....

http://i10.tinypic.com/2woalvo.jpg

correct me if im wrong..but u did this drawing from my "run the fan girls are coming"?

if u did then im flattered lol and great drawing!

PirateDiva
Originally posted by T.Maria
**Orlando seese Johnny and Keira kissing for the first time at the end of the film**

Orlando: I KNEW IT! I knew there was something fishy going on here!

Gore: Relax, they're only acting!

Orlando: Tell that to the tongue action they're slipping in there!!

**Gore looks over**

Gore: Boy...they're certainly not coming up for air...and oh! Why is she chaining him to the ship?! THATS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!

Orlando: I'd stop them before a baby is concieved infront of us!

Gore: Ted? Terry? Did you put this into the script?!

Ted: Do we look like a Porn writers?!

Orlando: Do something! They're taking the attention away from my 'ship!

Terry: Well the way THAT is going, I think YOUR'ship will be sunk by the end of this movie...

I Love it!!! LOL!! PoRn WriTeRs...Lol!!

T.Maria
Will: We'll marry properly..if you'll still have me

Elizabeth: If it wasn't for these bars i would hav you right now


Gore: CUT!

Keira: Thank god! If i have to see that 'hurt puppy' look on his face one more time I may hang myself by Johnnys back hair-

Johnny: - Oi! I heard that!

Orlando: I don't have a 'hurt puppy' look!

Johnny: Sure you do! its the same as your; 'i'm really constapated' look and your really annoying; 'I'm trying to act heroic but really i still look constapated' look.

Keira: Seriously...sometimes your character walks around like he's got a pole stuck up his ass

Johnny: Maybe that's why hes so wooden-looking?

Orlando: Atleast Will's not gay-

Johnny: - Well Jack doesn't exactly sing the YMCA while he's doing his thing, does he?

Keira: He could do...

Johnny: Oh, kiss me where the sun don't shine, Luv

ivebeendepped43
omfg i cant stop laughing at that one! but.................im not 2 hott on all the Johnny/Keira stuff, cuz, of course, Johnny is practically married /w 2 kids, but i know this is just 4 fun so ill let it go

T.Maria
Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
omfg i cant stop laughing at that one! but.................im not 2 hott on all the Johnny/Keira stuff, cuz, of course, Johnny is practically married /w 2 kids, but i know this is just 4 fun so ill let it go

apologies if i offended you ivebeendeppened43 sad

I did it for entertainment value, and was not implying anything between Johnny and keira so again i do apologise.

Im not too big on the keira/johnny thing either for the same reasons but the kiss scene had too much funny stuff you can make out from it...

again, if i have caused offense then i do apologise

*Begs for forgiveness*

big grin

ivebeendepped43
i said i will 4give u cuz i no u were just poking fun!

T.Maria
okie dokie smile

Chiki Mina
uh...anyways lol

Jack: So we sign it in blood-er ink?
*Davy takes jacks hand and takes off the black spot with his tentacles*
Davy: Three days..
Johnny: *looks at his hand* eww what the hell!! This isnt your typical fish goo!! Eww Bill what the hell were you doing with your tentacles!! Im afraid to ask where it has been!

katelovespirate
Orlando: Where's Jack?

Keira: Up on the ship deck, being hott. He elected to stay behind to try for a decent sun tan.

Will: Jack gets action AND a sun tan? Boo you whores.

Johnny: I always knew you were Lindsey Lohan in disguise.

*************

Orlando: I need that compass, Jack.

Johnny: and I suppose next you'll be wanting my sword, and then my dreds, and then you'll be wanting me to teach you how to wear eyeliner.

LATER THAT EVENING, AT THE HOTEL... Keira walks up to Orlando's room and finds him and Johnny in front of the mirror, as Orlando straightens Johnny's hair with a chi.

Orlando: I got so good at this during Lord of the Rings.

Johnny: You were the prettiest character in the films. Should my hair be steaming like that?

Orlando: We really need to get you a hair routine.

Keira: Uh, mind if I join you girls?

Johnny: Only if you teach us how to wax our eyebrows...



LOL dont know where that came from. I just like making fun of girly Orli

Chiki Mina
lmao

Keira: ill teach you how to wax your eyebrows if you teache me how to wax my mustache.
Orlando: oh honey I use hair cream for that
Johnny: hair cream is like soo 100 centuries ago

Bwa Ha Ha
lol way funny

katelovespirate
hehehehe. then Keira, Johnny and Orlando start having a pillow fight in their underwear.

Gore walks in with the call sheets for tomorrow, as well as re-writes.

Gore: Um, am I interrupting something?

Keira: Gore, you look like you could use a facial.

Gore: I actually have something I need to talk to you and Johnny about.

Orlando: (whacks Johnny with pillow) why do you like Johnny better?

Gore: It might have something to do with his oscar nomination.

Gore: (whispering into Johnny's ear) We've decided to add that Jack/Elizabeth kiss.

Johnny: (throwing his pillow into the air) Wooppee!!!!!!!

Gore: (whispering to Keira) We need you to make out with Jack.

Keira promptly grabs Johnny and starts snogging him.

Gore: not now!!!!!! IN THE FILM!!!!!

Orlando: uh, what?

mmoviejunkie
haha, thats the funniest thing i've ever read!!

ivebeendepped43
haha! rofl! Johnny is so immature! im lovin this!

Chiki Mina
Tia: you have a touch a destiny about you, William Turner.
William: You know me?
Tia: you want to know me?
Will:..uh..not untill we locate a dentist.

sailorleo
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
correct me if im wrong..but u did this drawing from my "run the fan girls are coming"?

if u did then im flattered lol and great drawing!

yup sure did!

T.Maria
lmao chiki Mina!


**The first film...**

Keira: Do you think we should tell him?

Johnny: I wouldn't risk it...he would throw one B**ch of a hissy-fit..

Keira: But its not fair on him...everyone is laughing behind his back-

Johnny: -You included, if i'm not mistaken!

**Orlando notices the two talking and joins them**

Orlando: Something wrong?

Keira: erm...Orlando, we don't know how to tell you this but...well...

Orlando: Go on...

Johnny: Your wearing womens tights

**Moment of silence**

Orlando: I know

Johnny: You know?

Orlando: Yeah...you should see me of a weekend...I do the mini-skirt and everything! The whole she-bang!

Keira: So THATS the reason you kept your blond wig!!!

Chiki Mina
yay!! im glad u made a drawing of it!! i draw too lol

Bwa Ha Ha
lol funny bloopers

ivebeendepped43
haha! blonde wig! we get a good laugh outta that wig dont we? lol i love the "He'd throw one b**** of a hissy-fit" line said by the gorgeous Johnny. it kinda sounds like something he would actually say, in a way

Bwa Ha Ha
yeah, kinda

ivebeendepped43
Johnny has that kind of atitude, ya know? he tries 2 make things as hilarious as possible

Bwa Ha Ha
kinda....but sometimes he doesnt try...

ivebeendepped43
he always tries! btw, what the heck does LEWZMP mean? or whatev

Bwa Ha Ha
Oh. lol LEWZMP..... send Imperial Logic a PM and she might answer... if i do here ill get yelled at 4 being off-topic....oh, the dreadful tale of LEWZMP...

ivebeendepped43
im so utterly lost

T.Maria
**Johnny and Keira standing outside orlando's trailer. It's dark and they look like they're upto mischief**


Johnny: *Holding rope in his hand*
You ready?


Keira: *Holding whip cream and a polaroid camera in her hands*
As I'll ever be...


Johnny: ok...On three....two...one....GO! GO! GO!

**They invade the trailer door and run inside**

Johnny: Where is he??


**Keira looks around before stopping just outside of the bathroom door**

Keira: He's in here...


Johnny: Haha...i told him he looks constapated today....i must have been right...

Keira: SHUSH! Listen...

**Johnny and Keira put their ears to the door**

Orlando: *Singing at the top of his voice over the shower*
I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt...so sexy it hurts...
And I'm too sexy for this song...too sexy for this song...so sexy its wrong....
I'm a model...you know what I mean; I shake my little tush on the catwalk....


**Keira and Johnny look at eachother**

Johnny: he's clearly a eunich


Keira: Is there any chance that you're NOT going to completly take the piss out of him for this?

Johnny: He's got more of a chance of pulling sun-beams out of his ass...

mmoviejunkie
haha, omg t.maria your so funny!!!
i love that!!!!!!!!!

T.Maria
i'm having trouble thinking now lmao smile

sailorleo
Originally posted by T.Maria
**Johnny and Keira standing outside orlando's trailer. It's dark and they look like they're upto mischief**


Johnny: *Holding rope in his hand*
You ready?


Keira: *Holding whip cream and a polaroid camera in her hands*
As I'll ever be...


Johnny: ok...On three....two...one....GO! GO! GO!

**They invade the trailer door and run inside**

Johnny: Where is he??


**Keira looks around before stopping just outside of the bathroom door**

Keira: He's in here...


Johnny: Haha...i told him he looks constapated today....i must have been right...

Keira: SHUSH! Listen...

**Johnny and Keira put their ears to the door**

Orlando: *Singing at the top of his voice over the shower*
I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt...so sexy it hurts...
And I'm too sexy for this song...too sexy for this song...so sexy its wrong....
I'm a model...you know what I mean; I shake my little tush on the catwalk....


**Keira and Johnny look at eachother**

Johnny: he's clearly a eunich


Keira: Is there any chance that you're NOT going to completly take the piss out of him for this?

Johnny: He's got more of a chance of pulling sun-beams out of his ass... ah i love it....you guys are so mean to bloom!

mmoviejunkie
lol, i know you'll think of something, your so good

T.Maria
Liz: You do know that Will taught me how to handle a sword...?

Jack: He better had not, the dirty little toe-rag! Where is he? I'll chop his wee-willy-winkie off!

Gore: CUT! ... And also just for the record; Orlando said that if you take the piss out of his manhood once more he is going to sue.

Johnny: oh but....thats where all my best gags come from!

Keira: Yes...I have to admit, they are rather good!

Jack Dav: Yeah! especially the one where you compared it to the Eiffle tower!

**Johnny looks over at him**

Johnny: I think you'll find I was talking about another head, there....

Gore: I mean it! I'm not being sued over a petty little macho argument!

Johnny: Your just sore because yours is smaller than orlando's...

Keira: And how would you know?

Jack D : I told him


**Everyone looks at Jack D**

Jack D: What?




PS:

ah i love it....you guys are so mean to bloom! - Sailorleo

But hes so much fun to pick at big grin

And also...I know you love norri (as do i!big grin) so don't kill me for using him here smile....It does not mean he is in any way gay...

He just likes to compare sizes big grin

mmoviejunkie
lol!!!!
scandalous!

ivebeendepped43
hha! luvin Johnny still. lol sunbeams.....

Chiki Mina
mmkk its just role playing its not really johnny

*Johnny bangs on orlandos trailer*
Orland: what?!
Johnny: where is it?!
orli: wheres what?
Johnny: u know!
Orli: no i dont...
Johnny: give back my eyeliner!
Orli: i dunno what ur talking about
johnny: ur wearing it right now!!

ivebeendepped43
omg! lmao!

Syren
Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
yeah, little slutt!

Oh, please. You're calling a professional actress a sl*t because she had to kiss Depp?

Grow up roll eyes (sarcastic)

mmoviejunkie
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
mmkk its just role playing its not really johnny

*Johnny bangs on orlandos trailer*
Orland: what?!
Johnny: where is it?!
orli: wheres what?
Johnny: u know!
Orli: no i dont...
Johnny: give back my eyeliner!
Orli: i dunno what ur talking about
johnny: ur wearing it right now!!

lol!!

Chiki Mina
Johnny: ok heres the plan.
Keira: Right.
Johnny: we march right in ted and terrys office, bang the door, jump on them and tie them up
Keira: meanwhile ill smack them senseless
Johnny: and we'll ask why they cant make a proper ending for jack and liz
Keira: Yeah!! And we'll make them have a jack/liz sex scene too!!
Johnny:...Keira, this is Disney
Keira:Well still!! More Jack/Liz scenes and more kissing with extra tongue! Disney Style
Johnny:..hopeless
Jack: What about me!! I play an important character here too!!
Johnny: you play norrington big deal.
Jack: I dont play the character for the movie I play it for the ladies. They dig my pirate, rouguish looks..oh yeah..*pss* thats hot.
Keira:..whats your purpose here jack..?
Jack: I have been listening to rumors and people who somewhat have access to the the script which I dont understand because im in this cast and even I dont know the ending and yet people are freeking out with no reason and they read and beleive in every spoiler they hear or read and-
Johnny and Keira: GET TO THE POINT!!
Jack: Im here because I refuse my character to die in this movie!! I want to live!! for the ladiess...yeaa...
Johnny: good enough. ok are we ready?
Keira: *Cocks machine gone* ready when you are!
***to be continued***

mmoviejunkie
haha, cocks machine gun...

evilm0nki3
I want a sword...

mmoviejunkie
uh...why?

evilm0nki3
Just cause.. WHY NOT!?!?!?

Chiki Mina
sword kill bill style stick out tongue

mmoviejunkie
lol,
my brother has the whole jack sparrow outfit, though i think he lost everthing but the bandana with braids, and the sword...not a real sword obviously but its really cute

Chiki Mina
awe..i wish i had a jack sparrow outfit..id probably wear it to the university and work with it lool

mmoviejunkie
lol

Chiki Mina
i dunno if i should continue the rp stick out tongue with jack , johnny, and keira lol

mmoviejunkie
you should!!

Chiki Mina
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Johnny: ok heres the plan.
Keira: Right.
Johnny: we march right in ted and terrys office, bang the door, jump on them and tie them up
Keira: meanwhile ill smack them senseless
Johnny: and we'll ask why they cant make a proper ending for jack and liz
Keira: Yeah!! And we'll make them have a jack/liz sex scene too!!
Johnny:...Keira, this is Disney
Keira:Well still!! More Jack/Liz scenes and more kissing with extra tongue! Disney Style
Johnny:..hopeless
Jack: What about me!! I play an important character here too!!
Johnny: you play norrington big deal.
Jack: I dont play the character for the movie I play it for the ladies. They dig my pirate, rouguish looks..oh yeah..*pss* thats hot.
Keira:..whats your purpose here jack..?
Jack: I have been listening to rumors and people who somewhat have access to the the script which I dont understand because im in this cast and even I dont know the ending and yet people are freeking out with no reason and they read and beleive in every spoiler they hear or read and-
Johnny and Keira: GET TO THE POINT!!
Jack: Im here because I refuse my character to die in this movie!! I want to live!! for the ladiess...yeaa...
Johnny: good enough. ok are we ready?
Keira: *Cocks machine gone* ready when you are!
***to be continued***

**Continued**
Jack: Wait dont i get to have a weapon? *pouts*
Johny:*sighs* ok what do u want..
Jack: I want a samurai sword just like Kill Bill!!
Keira: what the hell is "Kill Bill"
Jack: omg gurl its like an awesome movie man with uma thurman. Its far out man!!
Johnny: ok ok ok shut up and take the sword!
Jack: With this sword i shall make history!! BWAHAHAHA!!
Keira:...are we done yet..
Johnny: come on lets go! Ready..set-
Orlando: WAIIIIIIT!!!
Johnny: Oh dear Lord free us from all annoying evil!!! What the bloody hell u want orlando!?
Orlando: I have somethings to say to ted/terry too!
Keira: like what! Its not enough that u interrupt every scene that I try to kiss johnny in?!?!?
Johnny/Jack/Orlando:.............
Keira: err I mean the Liz/Jack scenes!!
Orlando: Well im also gonna march in there and give them a thing or two! My character might be wimpi, he might be an eunich, but I will not stand this and-
Johnny: yea yea yea lets just get ted and terry already dammit!! Now on the count of three..1..2..3!!!
*smashes through the door*
**to be continued**

mmoviejunkie
lol!!!
continue!!!
i love it!!!!!!!

gosh i really wish i was on set with these guys to see how they really act with each other

Chiki Mina
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
**Continued**
Jack: Wait dont i get to have a weapon? *pouts*
Johny:*sighs* ok what do u want..
Jack: I want a samurai sword just like Kill Bill!!
Keira: what the hell is "Kill Bill"
Jack: omg gurl its like an awesome movie man with uma thurman. Its far out man!!
Johnny: ok ok ok shut up and take the sword!
Jack: With this sword i shall make history!! BWAHAHAHA!!
Keira:...are we done yet..
Johnny: come on lets go! Ready..set-
Orlando: WAIIIIIIT!!!
Johnny: Oh dear Lord free us from all annoying evil!!! What the bloody hell u want orlando!?
Orlando: I have somethings to say to ted/terry too!
Keira: like what! Its not enough that u interrupt every scene that I try to kiss johnny in?!?!?
Johnny/Jack/Orlando:.............
Keira: err I mean the Liz/Jack scenes!!
Orlando: Well im also gonna march in there and give them a thing or two! My character might be wimpi, he might be an eunich, but I will not stand this and-
Johnny: yea yea yea lets just get ted and terry already dammit!! Now on the count of three..1..2..3!!!
*smashes through the door*
**to be continued**

Ted: *jumps on terry* AAA*screams like a gurl* terroists!! hold me!! Bush, help us for the love of God!!
Terry: AA! Ted you need to loose some weight!!!
Johnny: Relax and no one gets hurt!
Orlando: AYE AVAST!!
Ted/Terry:....*Ted still holding on to Terry*
Johnny/Keira/Jack: Bloody Idiot.
*after tying Ted/Terry*
Terry: what the bloody hell is the meaning of all this?!
Keira: We're here to negotiate
Ted: by tying us up and at gun point?!
Jack: *ahem*
Ted: oh and also at sword point?..nice katana Jack.
Jack: you like it? Its from Kill Bill
Ted: oh man i love uma thurman!
Jack: Far out!! I love her shes so great-
Johnny: Guys!! Anyways, we are here to negotiate.
Terry: We're listening.
Keira:*cocks machine gun*....arent u forgetting to say something?
Terry: huh?
Keira: you're supposed to say "im listening intently"
Ted: Hey i want to say that!
Keira: no because i cocked the gun on Terrys throaght so hes supposed to say it
Ted: But thats not fair!!!
Johnny: ENOUGH!
Orland: *cries* Stop yelling!!
Johnny: We are here because our fans our complaining about the not possibility of a jack/liz relationship!
Keira: yea and no sex scenes?! What kind of movie is that?!
JOhnny/Orlando/Jack/ted/Terry:ITS DISNEY!!
KeiramessedO WHAT!!
Jack: your just a horny little gurl who has the mentality of a 13 year old
Keira: oh yea well norrington makes an ugly pirate
Jack: *gasp* you.take.that.BACK!
Keira:will not!
Jack:will too!!
Orlando: What about my character doesnt he make a hot eunich?!
Keira/Jack: Shut up!!
Johnny: *shoots up in the air thorugh the ceiling*
Orlando:*screams* u couldve killed a birdie!!
Johnny: Have you all bloody idiots forgotten what we are here for?!
**To be continued**

mmoviejunkie
lol, ahh you make 'em all sound so weird!!!
lol, i love it!!

Chiki Mina
lol should i continue?

mmoviejunkie
YES!

Chiki Mina
ok give me a sec lol i need to think on some more! i want ppl to read this too and se what they think!!

Chiki Mina
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Ted: *jumps on terry* AAA*screams like a gurl* terroists!! hold me!! Bush, help us for the love of God!!
Terry: AA! Ted you need to loose some weight!!!
Johnny: Relax and no one gets hurt!
Orlando: AYE AVAST!!
Ted/Terry:....*Ted still holding on to Terry*
Johnny/Keira/Jack: Bloody Idiot.
*after tying Ted/Terry*
Terry: what the bloody hell is the meaning of all this?!
Keira: We're here to negotiate
Ted: by tying us up and at gun point?!
Jack: *ahem*
Ted: oh and also at sword point?..nice katana Jack.
Jack: you like it? Its from Kill Bill
Ted: oh man i love uma thurman!
Jack: Far out!! I love her shes so great-
Johnny: Guys!! Anyways, we are here to negotiate.
Terry: We're listening.
Keira:*cocks machine gun*....arent u forgetting to say something?
Terry: huh?
Keira: you're supposed to say "im listening intently"
Ted: Hey i want to say that!
Keira: no because i cocked the gun on Terrys throaght so hes supposed to say it
Ted: But thats not fair!!!
Johnny: ENOUGH!
Orland: *cries* Stop yelling!!
Johnny: We are here because our fans our complaining about the not possibility of a jack/liz relationship!
Keira: yea and no sex scenes?! What kind of movie is that?!
JOhnny/Orlando/Jack/ted/Terry:ITS DISNEY!!
KeiramessedO WHAT!!
Jack: your just a horny little gurl who has the mentality of a 13 year old
Keira: oh yea well norrington makes an ugly pirate
Jack: *gasp* you.take.that.BACK!
Keira:will not!
Jack:will too!!
Orlando: What about my character doesnt he make a hot eunich?!
Keira/Jack: Shut up!!
Johnny: *shoots up in the air thorugh the ceiling*
Orlando:*screams* u couldve killed a birdie!!
Johnny: Have you all bloody idiots forgotten what we are here for?!
**To be continued**

Jack: Oh right!! we're here because u want to kill norrie!! What would the ladies think!! especially a chick i know whos name is sailor leo..oh yea..
Keira: *smacks jack on the head* u ass!! try to concentrate!! and stop hitting on young chicks!!
Johnny: Anyways!! Ted and Terry, let me ask you something. What made DMC hit the billion mark.
Ted: oo oo oo i wanna answer that!!
Johnny: *sigh* yes Ted please answer
Ted: because the writers of this movie rocks, man!!
Johnny: well thats part of it.
Terry: because all the movies from this summer sucked and DMC happened to be the only one that was good.
Johnny:..uh
Keira: because of the jack/liz kiss u idiots!!
Ted/Terry: oooooohhhh...riiight
Keira: riiight.. so what do u guys think should happen in AWE!?
Orlando: I think Will should be the main character!
Johnny: shut up thats my job..
Orlando: no fair!! you get to wear eyeliner!!
Johnny: thats bc I look hot in it and if u wear it u'll look like michael jackson. Besides, maybeline made a great deal with me.
Terry:um excuse me guys/gurls whatever u guys are...can we get to the real point so we could continue writing!
**Naomi Harris walksin aka Tia Dalma**
Ted: aa Naomi thank heavens ur here!! These psyhos have tied us up and making complains about the movie!!
Naomi: oh yea?! I have complaints myself!
Terry: dear God...
Naomi: Yea how come my character has rotten teeth! I cant barelly breath in this damn corset! And whats up with my hair!! It looks like a crows nest!
Johnny: Naomi there are other better things to discuss than ur rotten teeth and other things i really dont want to know..eww*shivers*
**continue??**

PirateDiva
ROFL....ROFL....ROFL....omg i think im gonna pee my pants...continue this is sooooooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud!!! i'm cracking up sooo hard my stomach hurts!!

Chiki Mina
lol im glad u like it lol im gonna go to bed ill post more tomorow!!
xoxo toodles *kiss**kiss*

PirateDiva
Good Night!!

ivebeendepped43
haha! luv it!! i love the "You might have killed a birdie" line by the little eunuch

sailorleo
YES! Shout out to me WOO HOO!

ivebeendepped43
HUZZAH!

Chiki Mina
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Jack: Oh right!! we're here because u want to kill norrie!! What would the ladies think!! especially a chick i know whos name is sailor leo..oh yea..
Keira: *smacks jack on the head* u ass!! try to concentrate!! and stop hitting on young chicks!!
Johnny: Anyways!! Ted and Terry, let me ask you something. What made DMC hit the billion mark.
Ted: oo oo oo i wanna answer that!!
Johnny: *sigh* yes Ted please answer
Ted: because the writers of this movie rocks, man!!
Johnny: well thats part of it.
Terry: because all the movies from this summer sucked and DMC happened to be the only one that was good.
Johnny:..uh
Keira: because of the jack/liz kiss u idiots!!
Ted/Terry: oooooohhhh...riiight
Keira: riiight.. so what do u guys think should happen in AWE!?
Orlando: I think Will should be the main character!
Johnny: shut up thats my job..
Orlando: no fair!! you get to wear eyeliner!!
Johnny: thats bc I look hot in it and if u wear it u'll look like michael jackson. Besides, maybeline made a great deal with me.
Terry:um excuse me guys/gurls whatever u guys are...can we get to the real point so we could continue writing!
**Naomi Harris walks in aka Tia Dalma**
Ted: aa Naomi thank heavens ur here!! These psyhos have tied us up and making complains about the movie!!
Naomi: oh yea?! I have complaints myself!
Terry: dear God...
Naomi: Yea how come my character has rotten teeth! I cant barelly breath in this damn corset! And whats up with my hair!! It looks like a crows nest!
Johnny: Naomi there are other better things to discuss than ur rotten teeth and other things i really dont want to know..eww*shivers*
**continue??**

Ted: Naomi you whiner!! You get paid dont you!?
Naomi: Not good enough!! You pay me enough to have a crow nest hair? I dont think so! Last night I couldnt sleep bc the baby crows just hatched in my hair!
Terry: omg ok fine!! We'll pay u extra! I just want to get this over with!
Jack: ok first I dont want norrie to die. I dont want to break my gurls heart. Sailor leo, if you're reading this I want you to know I love you baby. I hope you still have the apartments keys i gave you baby.
Keira:*slaps jack* omg ur such a sicko!!
Jack: she digs me!! you're just jelous cause you cant have this *pss* you know it hot.
Keira: *raises her fist*
Orlando: *stands between jack and keira* You guys please lets not start fighting. Why dont we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya! We'll have smores, a campfire, maybe some nuts and some pretty horses.
Johnny: Ok thats it im taking away your "Brokeback Mountain" movie!
Orlando: you cant do that I hate you!!
Ted: Terry, remind me again why we hired them..
Terry: remind ME not to drink while hiring actors...
**continue**?? if u all like it lol

sailorleo
*rotflao*
Me: *Shouting* it was pretty hot Johnny! But next time let's ring up Jack Davenport and let him get in on the festivities

PirateDiva
LOL....OmG....2 FuNNy...MoRe MoRe!!!

mmoviejunkie
haha, taking away his brokeback mountain movie!!!

and i love the conceited jack!

Chiki Mina
lmao im getting into this. its acutally scaring me lol

johnnyforever
that is too funny! rolling on floor laughing

T.Maria
i'm loving this smile please continue !! big grin

T.Maria
**DMC on the desert Island where the characters have just found the chest and Will...The cast and crew are taking a tea beak**


**Keira is lying flat on her back sunbathing**

Keira: I'm so hot!

Johnny: Well...someone thinks alot of herself....

Orlando: Well maybe if you weren't lying there waiting for the sun to turn your skin into and old leather boot, you might not be so hot.

**Jack D; also sunbathing**

Jack: Damnit, I didn't think of that...

Keira: Johnny?

Johnny: I'm not here

Jack: Thats funny...i could swear I just heard his voice...

**Johnny rolls his eyes**

Keira: How come you manage to look ever-youthful when men your age are starting to look like coffin-dodgers?

Orlando: One word Keira; Lyposuction....

Johnny: One word Orli; Jealous

Keira: Two words 'girls'; Sad b*****ds

Johnny: The secret of eternal youth is simple; you've either got it or you haven't....when Orli is my age he'll be living in an old peoples home pissing into a colostomy bag whilst sharing a room with a man called cecil...

Keira: You have such a beautiful outlook on life, Mr Happy.

Johnny: Says the woman who will eventually end up being that sad old lady at the end of the road with the big scary house and all those pet cats....

Jack D : I like cats...

Keira: There is no way I will end up living like that...besides, i'm more of a dog person myself.

Jack D: And what about me?

Johnny: Death-by-sex

Jack D : Ah well...atleast i died happy...

JD_4_Life
that's hilarious.....you should continue. I guess I'll try one.


*after Elizabeth chains Jack to the ship*
Jack:Pirate
*Silence*
Elizabeth: Damn it Johhny!
Jack: What did I do so wrong?!
Elizabeth: Can you stop being hot for one second?! It's not easy to leave you on a sinking ship when you're so sexy!
Gore: CUT!
*Gore runs on the set*
Gore: Keira, whats the problem this time.
Elizabeth: I'm sorry, but this movie is too unrealistic. I mean, honestly, Gore, what type of young girl would seriously leave someone as hot as Johnny on a sinking ship!
*Keira walks off the set mumbling curse words*
*Gore looks at Johnny*
*Orlando walks up to them*
Orlando: What's with all the hostility. Hey, I have and idea. How about we go plant a tree...
Johnny: You know, Orlando...you scare the hell out of me, more and more, everyday.

ivebeendepped43
hahaha! i laugh hysterically at whatever Johnny says! hee has everlasting youthful looks. YEAH HE DOES!

PirateDiva
LMAO....LOL!! I LoVe These Things!!

sailorleo
Originally posted by T.Maria
**DMC on the desert Island where the characters have just found the chest and Will...The cast and crew are taking a tea beak**


**Keira is lying flat on her back sunbathing**

Keira: I'm so hot!

Johnny: Well...someone thinks alot of herself....

Orlando: Well maybe if you weren't lying there waiting for the sun to turn your skin into and old leather boot, you might not be so hot.

**Jack D; also sunbathing**

Jack: Damnit, I didn't think of that...

Keira: Johnny?

Johnny: I'm not here

Jack: Thats funny...i could swear I just heard his voice...

**Johnny rolls his eyes**

Keira: How come you manage to look ever-youthful when men your age are starting to look like coffin-dodgers?

Orlando: One word Keira; Lyposuction....

Johnny: One word Orli; Jealous

Keira: Two words 'girls'; Sad b*****ds

Johnny: The secret of eternal youth is simple; you've either got it or you haven't....when Orli is my age he'll be living in an old peoples home pissing into a colostomy bag whilst sharing a room with a man called cecil...

Keira: You have such a beautiful outlook on life, Mr Happy.

Johnny: Says the woman who will eventually end up being that sad old lady at the end of the road with the big scary house and all those pet cats....

Jack D : I like cats...

Keira: There is no way I will end up living like that...besides, i'm more of a dog person myself.

Jack D: And what about me?

Johnny: Death-by-sex

Jack D : Ah well...atleast i died happy...

death by sex huh *has evil thougts*...j/k...

PirateDiva
You know u were not Kidding SAILORLEO!!! LOL!! U Meant it!!! lol!!

sailorleo
i don't know what your talking about.....doot doot doot...

T.Maria
BEFORE YOU READ THIS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO ANY OF YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL! I DID IT FOR FUN AND IF ANYONE IS OFFENDED THEN I APOLOGISE....big grin


**Orlando is walking carelessly along a street on his way to the studios where they are partially filming some of the POTC3 film**

Orlando: Zippidy-do0-dar, zippidy-aye, my oh my what a wonderful day...


**Orlando suddenly feels the ground moving. The buildings and trees begin to shake, and he can hear a dull roaring from behind him. He looks around slowly, and notices hundreds of screaming girl fans running after him...with pitch forks and flaming torches



Orlando: OH NO! Its the johnny lovers from the killermovies forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivebeendeppened: KILL HIM! String him up by his toes and torture him until he makes Ted and Terry give us our Jack and Liz ending!!!!!!!!!

PirateDiva: Lets just string him up and have some fun with him...

Sailorleo: Or better yet, lets find my Norrie and have some fun with him!

Orlando: I'm begging you, don't hurt me! I'll give you anything you want!

KatelovesPirate: Then give us back our Jack/liz ending!

Orlando: No! Anything but that!

LovelyOne: But can't you see that the signs are all there for Jack/Liz? I've analysed all the films over a million times and I STILL manage to find a hidden detail that i seem to have missed!

LoveThemTigers: She's right...shes a film studies student, i'll have you know!!

Orlando: I'm not listening to you...Ted and Terry have told me i'm only allowed to go to the KTTC forums...he said they like me over there...he said i'm treated like a god-

Mmoviejunkie: - But they're all dillusional over there and they probably wouldn't be able to find their asses with both hands...

Sailorleo: I don't care about KTTC right now, i just want to see my Norrie!

**Orlando suddenly makes a break for it and runs towards the studio doors. The girls run after him in persuit, but then stop as the studio doors open and a certain few famous stars step out of them**

SailorLeo: Omg! Omg! Omg! *faints*

LovelyOne: She FINALLY gets to see Norrie in the flesh and now she's MISSING IT!


**Orlando hids behind Johnny and uses him as a sheild. Norrie has stepped forward and has bent down to pick SailorLeo up off the floor...he's now cradling her like a baby**


PirateDiva: Lucky B**ch!

Johnny: So what's going on here? I mean, i know alot of people would like to see orlando dead but...to do it in broad daylight? It's a bit risky...

Ivebeendeppened: We just want our Jack/Liz ending!

Keira: Yeah...me too!

LovelyOne: We just want someone to put in a good word for us!

Keira: I've already done it!

Johnny: You did?

keira: oh come on...why would i want elizabeth to end up back where she started when jack sets her free everytime?

LovelyOne: You haven't been reading my analysis by any chance, have you?


**SailorLeo suddenly opens her eyes, smiling wickedly whilst cuddling closer to Norries chest

SailorLeo: Finally!! Now then....lets see if Johnny was right...death-by-sex....

PirateDiva
LOL.....that was funny!! both times i had a line it totally sounded like something i WOULD SAY!!! LOL!! I was just rather disappointed that i didnt have lines with JOHNNY!!!! LOL...but it's ok maybe next time!!!

Very funny!!!

mmoviejunkie
lol, funniest thing ever!!!

sailorleo
Originally posted by T.Maria
BEFORE YOU READ THIS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO ANY OF YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL! I DID IT FOR FUN AND IF ANYONE IS OFFENDED THEN I APOLOGISE....big grin


**Orlando is walking carelessly along a street on his way to the studios where they are partially filming some of the POTC3 film**

Orlando: Zippidy-do0-dar, zippidy-aye, my oh my what a wonderful day...


**Orlando suddenly feels the ground moving. The buildings and trees begin to shake, and he can hear a dull roaring from behind him. He looks around slowly, and notices hundreds of screaming girl fans running after him...with pitch forks and flaming torches



Orlando: OH NO! Its the johnny lovers from the killermovies forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivebeendeppened: KILL HIM! String him up by his toes and torture him until he makes Ted and Terry give us our Jack and Liz ending!!!!!!!!!

PirateDiva: Lets just string him up and have some fun with him...

Sailorleo: Or better yet, lets find my Norrie and have some fun with him!

Orlando: I'm begging you, don't hurt me! I'll give you anything you want!

KatelovesPirate: Then give us back our Jack/liz ending!

Orlando: No! Anything but that!

LovelyOne: But can't you see that the signs are all there for Jack/Liz? I've analysed all the films over a million times and I STILL manage to find a hidden detail that i seem to have missed!

LoveThemTigers: She's right...shes a film studies student, i'll have you know!!

Orlando: I'm not listening to you...Ted and Terry have told me i'm only allowed to go to the KTTC forums...he said they like me over there...he said i'm treated like a god-

Mmoviejunkie: - But they're all dillusional over there and they probably wouldn't be able to find their asses with both hands...

Sailorleo: I don't care about KTTC right now, i just want to see my Norrie!

**Orlando suddenly makes a break for it and runs towards the studio doors. The girls run after him in persuit, but then stop as the studio doors open and a certain few famous stars step out of them**

SailorLeo: Omg! Omg! Omg! *faints*

LovelyOne: She FINALLY gets to see Norrie in the flesh and now she's MISSING IT!


**Orlando hids behind Johnny and uses him as a sheild. Norrie has stepped forward and has bent down to pick SailorLeo up off the floor...he's now cradling her like a baby**


PirateDiva: Lucky B**ch!

Johnny: So what's going on here? I mean, i know alot of people would like to see orlando dead but...to do it in broad daylight? It's a bit risky...

Ivebeendeppened: We just want our Jack/Liz ending!

Keira: Yeah...me too!

LovelyOne: We just want someone to put in a good word for us!

Keira: I've already done it!

Johnny: You did?

keira: oh come on...why would i want elizabeth to end up back where she started when jack sets her free everytime?

LovelyOne: You haven't been reading my analysis by any chance, have you?


**SailorLeo suddenly opens her eyes, smiling wickedly whilst cuddling closer to Norries chest

SailorLeo: Finally!! Now then....lets see if Johnny was right...death-by-sex.... *bows* we're not worthy, we're not worthy!!!!

evilm0nki3
Haha thats funny..

Chiki Mina
im not in there *sniff* *runs in a corner and cries* lol

T.Maria
Ok....lets try another onewink





**The girls from MovieKillers forum have Tied and gagged Orlando to a chair and stripped him down to his underpants whilst sailorLeo is 'asleep' with her head in Norries Lap. Johnny and Keira are sat on plump leather couches in Johnny's trailor with the girls drooling onto the floor at him


Johnny: sooo....

Chiki Mina: yes...soooo....

Keira: What are the conditions?

PirateDiva: we have conditions?

Johnny: If you didn't have any conditions then why are you taking us all hostage??

PirateDiva: Oh...that....

Johnny: Yes...that....

evilm0nki3: we just thought it would be fun-

LovelyOne: no no no, we deffinately had a plan....

Keira: Which was?

mmoviejunkie: You get orlando and we get johnny!

Keira: How is that fair?!

Johnny: I wouldn't mind the trade...

Ivebeendeppened: Great! We have a deal! Ladies, I bagsie him first!

Johnny: Please...there's enough depp to be going deep with...

Keira: Oh please, how many times have you had to practice that line before you actually got to use it?

Johnny: Your just jealous that there is no cheesy sexual-innuendo chat-up line to go with your second name..

Keira: They don't call me 'Keira Twice-Knightley' for nothing, you know...

Norrie: Oh please...like no one saw that one coming!
**Looks down at sailorLeo...still 'sleeping' **
Awww....she just looks so cute all snuggled up like a little bug-in-a-rug!

LovelyOne: *ahem!*

PirateDiva: Ah yes...back to business....


CaptinJackSparrow: You get orlando back if you can make it a jack and Liz ending in at worlds end...

Johnny: We'll give you the ending for free! You can keep him!

Norrie: This little sailor is starting to wriggle a little...I think she's getting wrestless...

KateLovesPirate: Do you mean to say that we WILL get our ending?

Keira: Only if you're good 'ship followers and never let the side down!

Chiki Mina: I TOLD EVERYONE NEVER TO LOSE THE FAITH!!! If it doesn't work out now and we don't get our ending, your all going to hell on a bicycle!

Orlando: **Obviously still gagged**
Mfph gaheb! anheya!

PirateDiva: What did he say?

Johnny: He's a eunich

PirateDiva: I KNEW IT!

SailorLeo: Can't you tell by the spongebbob boxershorts?

Norrie: I KNEW YOU WERE AWAKE!!!!!

SailorLeo: Eh?? No I'm not..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Orlando: **Still gagged!**
Mfph gaggle gargle splutter!

LovelyOne: ...I think i can analyse what he's saying....

Johnny: He said the feather duster is in the closet and asked if you would be a dearie and get it for him and give him a tickle with it...go for the belly, he goes off like tickle me elmo when he's touched there...

Norrie: I won't even ask how you know that....

Johnny: And i would never tell....

Ivebeendeppened: So are we getting our jack/liz ending?

Keira: Well considering ted and terry have been threatened with all kinds of obscenities and blastophemeties since the 56 page script leaked onto the net...I'd say they have thought about it.

Lovethemtigers: I knew that would work!

Johnny: But obviously when they find out who it was they will be pressing charges for verbal assault...

Lovethemtigers: Yeah...it wasn't me....it was her **Points at....**

SailorLeo: HEY! I only sent them poop through the mail because they were going to kill off my NORRIE!

Norrie: YOUR Norrie?!

SailorLeo: Hell Yeah!!!

Norrie: Hehehe....I'm her *****!


Thats all folks big grin

sailorleo
omg! YOU'RE FREAKIN' BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Chiki Mina
Chiki Mina: I TOLD EVERYONE NEVER TO LOSE THE FAITH!!! If it doesn't work out now and we don't get our ending, your all going to hell on a bicycle!



lmao omg thats so me lool. obsessive positive with a dirty mouth and bad temper. the gift and curse of being puerto rican lol

mmoviejunkie
haha, but we dont wanna keep orlando, we want johnny!!!

taurusbaby0509
hahaha hilarious!!! i loe this thread... stress reliever... but currently its distracting me from a million page paper about a photocollage.... damn, i think...

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