Apparently, I'm a Satanist and I didn't even know it!

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Impediment
Which religion is right for you? Take this "quiz" and you'll be informed about which religion, or lack thereof, suits you best.

Take the quiz.


And just FYI, I do not consider myself a Satanist, since I'm an Atheist and I don't believe in Satan. I just thought it'd be fun to see who got what results. That's why I posted it here in the OTF and not in the Religion Forum, since it's not a serious topic.

Here are my results:

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism. Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
Atheism 92%
Agnosticism 75%
Buddhism 58%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 33%
Christianity 17%
Islam 17%
Hinduism 13%

DragonWoman
You scored as Buddhism

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 92%
Paganism 79%
Satanism 71%
Hinduism 58%
agnosticism 54%
Judaism 46%
Islam 46%
atheism 33%
Christianity 13%


I'm actually a pagan, ex-buddhist so I guess a few of my underlying beliefs in Buddhism are still there stick out tongue

SelphieT
I would take this quiz, but the questions on there are so hard, I'm really undecisive and confused on what I should think.

Kuchiki Byakuya
You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.


agnosticism 88%
atheism 75%
Satanism 71%
Paganism 58%
Buddhism 42%
Judaism 33%
Islam 21%
Hinduism 8%
Christianity 4%

very true

AOR
woot

You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 83%
Buddhism 67%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 58%
Islam 54%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 42%
Satanism 38%
atheism 4%

Even though I'm catholic I didn't like some of the questions. They were either too rigid or too vague, hence why I scored 38 % satanist laughing

Quincy
Apparentely I took the quiz and the screen flashed bright red and kept saying

DA VINCI CODE HERETIC



so that's what I got.

Dusty
You scored as Retarded.

You're just f*cking retarded!

Retarded 200%
Christianity 83%
Buddhism 67%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 58%
Islam 54%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 42%
Satanism 38%
atheism 4%


This quiz sucks. erm

Ladyluck
You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 88%
Satanism 79%
Buddhism 79%
Islam 54%
Hinduism 50%
Judaism 38%
agnosticism 38%
atheism38%
Christianity 29%

w00t I actually am Pagan.

dark soul
let me explain something to you all. there is no such thing as two people with the same religion. with all the rules and guidlines there is always some difference than another of the "same" religion. and any retarted "non confrmist" goths who think they have known this all along go sit in the corner and think about what i know you know i foud out you understood i did not know what you found out when i realized im a retard...

Impediment
Originally posted by dark soul
let me explain something to you all. there is no such thing as two people with the same religion. with all the rules and guidlines there is always some difference than another of the "same" religion. and any retarted "non confrmist" goths who think they have known this all along go sit in the corner and think about what i know you know i foud out you understood i did not know what you found out when i realized im a retard...

Click me first.

Click me second.

Click me last.

Bocaj
Originally posted by dark soul
let me explain something to you all. there is no such thing as two people with the same religion. with all the rules and guidlines there is always some difference than another of the "same" religion. and any retarted "non confrmist" goths who think they have known this all along go sit in the corner and think about what i know you know i foud out you understood i did not know what you found out when i realized im a retard...
We need a special ed filter

ADarksideJedi
Originally posted by Impediment
Which religion is right for you? Take this "quiz" and you'll be informed about which religion, or lack thereof, suits you best.

Take the quiz.


And just FYI, I do not consider myself a Satanist, since I'm an Atheist and I don't believe in Satan. I just thought it'd be fun to see who got what results. That's why I posted it here in the OTF and not in the Religion Forum, since it's not a serious topic.

Here are my results:

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism. Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 100%
Atheism 92%
Agnosticism 75%
Buddhism 58%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 33%
Christianity 17%
Islam 17%


So far jewish stricks me but that is just me.Cool test through.jm smile

Ultraman Baltan
Mine's..........Islam.

AOR
Originally posted by Impediment
Click me first.

Click me second.

Click me last.

laughing

LethalFemme
You're a *****. You've always been a ***** and will always be a *****. Live with it.ermm

Bit'ch 2000% happy

Satanism92%

agnosticism 71%

Buddhism 58%

atheism 54%

Judaism 50%

Paganism 42%

Hinduism 25%

Christianity 21%

Islam 21%

Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
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So you are the devil. shock I knew it!

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Itzak
So you are the devil. shock I knew it!

what gave it away?selene

Quincy
lethalfemmes slave 3000%
Paganism 88%
Satanism 79%
Buddhism 79%
Islam 54%
Hinduism 50%
Judaism 38%
agnosticism 38%
atheism38%
Christianity 29%

Hmm.... confused

Mišt
Originally posted by Dusty
You scored as Retarded.

You're just f*cking retarded!

Retarded 200%
Christianity 83%
Buddhism 67%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 58%
Islam 54%
Judaism 46%
Hinduism 42%
Satanism 38%
atheism 4%


This quiz sucks. erm

laughing

Originally posted by Bocaj
We need a special ed filter
laughing

You scored as atheism.



You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
Satanism 88%
agnosticism 75%
Islam 67%
Buddhism 67%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 42%
Hinduism 17%
Christianity 13%

w00t

Thorinn
You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity

75%

Judaism

50%

Islam

46%

Buddhism

38%

Hinduism

21%

Satanism

21%

Paganism

17%

agnosticism

13%

atheism

4%

Mišt
Originally posted by Thorinn
You scored as Christianity.


Its ok to be wrongpetpet

InnerRise
You Scored as: Satanism

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

83%
Paganism

71%
agnosticism

71%
Buddhism

54%
Hinduism

54%
Islam

46%
atheism

42%
Judaism

42%
Christianity

21%

is it comprehensible.....

masterkit
I scored An Equal 58% with Judisam, Christianity, Islam, and Satanism the rest were all sumthin and anthiesm was a BIG FAT 0

but it says i was jewish and im christian O.O

Lana
You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
Satanism 88%
Buddhism 75%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 41%
Islam 38%
Hinduism 21%
Christianity 12%

I'm amused at the low score I got for Christianity...considering that I was raised in a Catholic family.

BTW, Satanism has absolutely nothing to do with Satan, contrary to the name.

Mišt
High five! w00t

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Lana
You scored as Mod.

You're evil incarnate.

atheism 100%
Satanism 88%
Buddhism 75%
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 50%
Judaism 41%
Islam 38%
Hinduism 21%
Christianity 12%

I'm amused at the low score I got for Christianity...considering that I was raised in a Catholic family.

BTW, Satanism has absolutely nothing to do with Satan, contrary to the name.

ermm

Mišt
You are... awesome, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily to be like you. Instead of simply being "normal," you strongly believe in the existence of being God.

awesome 100%

Lana

Impediment
Originally posted by Lana
BTW, Satanism has absolutely nothing to do with Satan, contrary to the name.

Dually noted. Satanists, or at least the vast majority of them, will tell you that they live by the standards of what the figure Satan represents: free will, independent thinking, Earthly pleasure, and the spiritual advancement of ones self.

Lana
Originally posted by Impediment
Dually noted. Satanists, or at least the vast majority of them, will tell you that they live by the standards of what the figure Satan represents: free will, independent thinking, Earthly pleasure, and the spiritual advancement of ones self.

The ones who know what they're talking about, anyway. There's always going to be some idiots who go "durrr, I worship Satan!"

...out of the gene pool, please.

Impediment
Originally posted by Lana
The ones who know what they're talking about, anyway. There's always going to be some idiots who go "durrr, I worship Satan!"

...out of the gene pool, please.

I just could never figure out Anton LaVey, personally. He seemed too much like a Hollywood Satanist to me. He had some very good philosophical points, and I own some of his publications, but I can't decide whether or not he is just in it for shock value. Do you agree?

RocasAtoll
You scored as Paganism.



Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 83%

Buddhism 79%

agnosticism 67%

Judaism 63%

Satanism 58%

Islam 38%

atheism 38%

Christianity 33%

Hinduism 33%

Lana
Originally posted by Impediment
I just could never figure out Anton LaVey, personally. He seemed too much like a Hollywood Satanist to me. He had some very good philosophical points, and I own some of his publications, but I can't decide whether or not he is just in it for shock value. Do you agree?

I admittedly know little about him himself. I do know a bit about Satanism and the philosophies surrounding it, though, and while I find some of it a bit silly, and I certainly think that the name "Satanism" is definitely for shock value, a lot of the things contained in the philosophy do make very good points.

BackFire
You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

71%

atheism

63%

Buddhism

50%

Satanism

50%

Islam

46%

Judaism

46%

Christianity

38%

Hinduism

38%

Paganism

33%

PandoraMomo
You scored as Paganism.
Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 79%
Satanism 79%
agnosticism 71%
atheism 71%
Islam 54%
Buddhism 54%
Christianity 46%
Hinduism 42%
Judaism 29%



Sounds about right. Ask me what I am and I'll say Catholic, but Im catholic in the way that my family was, which is closer to Paganism.

Impediment
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Ask me what I am and I'll say Catholic, but Im catholic in the way that my family was, which is closer to Paganism.

I................don't get it, babe. stick out tongue Care to elaborate?

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Impediment
I................don't get it, babe. stick out tongue Care to elaborate? My Mothers Family is Italian, and alot of her aunts were strega aka witches, but they worshiped much in a way similair to roman catholicism, using the saitns as dieties and adapting thier practices to thier old way. Im not going to say I believe in witchcraft, but I believe in what my great aunts believed.
if that makes any sense what so ever

Lana
Ask Moira about the time she had me help her teach a CCD class...whistling

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Lana
Ask Moira about the time she had me help her teach a CCD class...whistling
Im sorry i put you guys thru it

Lana
Lucky I have damn good self-control stick out tongue

NINJ4_BL4D3
You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism 83%
Christianity 79%
Satanism 71%
Hinduism 67%
Buddhism 63%
agnosticism 54%
atheism 50%
Judaism 46%
Islam 42%

Hmm?....I thought I was Catholic??....

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Lana
Lucky I have damn good self-control stick out tongue Thank you for that.

Impediment
CCD Class? Whazzat? stick out tongue

I R SMRT
You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 83%

Satanism 75%

Buddhism 71%

Paganism 63%

Hinduism 54%

atheism 38%

Islam 38%

Judaism 25%

Christianity 13%

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Impediment
CCD Class? Whazzat? stick out tongue I got conned into teaching a ccd class. umm... yeah. That was nuts

Impediment
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I got conned into teaching a ccd class. umm... yeah. That was nuts

No, I mean what does CCD stand for?

PandoraMomo
its like sunday school

crazylozer
You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

83%
atheism

50%
Islam

50%
Buddhism

50%
Christianity

42%
Paganism

33%
Satanism

21%
Judaism

17%
Hinduism

0%

ThePittman
atheism 83%

Paganism 50%

Satanism 38%

Judaism 33%

Buddhism 33%

agnosticism 33%

Christianity 13%

Islam 8%

Hinduism 0%

Vinny Valentine
agnosticism

92%

atheism

88%

Satanism

83%

Islam

79%

Buddhism

63%

Paganism

38%

Judaism

33%

Hinduism

33%

Christianity

21%

Spideys Sister
Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

92%
agnosticism

79%
Buddhism

75%
atheism

71%
Hinduism

50%
Paganism

50%
Islam

46%
Judaism

42%
Christianity

29%

{I don't believe that anyone has the right to say there is ONE higher being or that they have the right to give that higher being a name or a gender. They do have the right to worship that higher being as they see fit. They have NO RIGHT to force rules and JUST MORALS on their fellow being nor do they have the right to define good from evil and emprison that being because of their beliefs or how they choos to abuse their will of life. I don't think it's right to pick one man from history and to say that he was this higher being in disguise. Even if he was I think it's wrong for him to commercialize his choice of living. I do however believe that everyone has their right to their own opinion and they have the right to share it but I absolutly HATE the whole forcing religion on students in catholic schools. They come to learn and not get shot, not to convert..... This is just my two cents.}

The Pict
You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 92%

Paganism 58%

Satanism 50%

Islam 50%

Christianity 46%

Hinduism 42%

atheism 42%

Judaism 33%

Buddhism 33%

Nichole
God help if this thing tells me I'm a Christian...

I'm a Buddist. WTF?

JaehSkywalker
apparrently, many people here are either agnostics, atheists, or satanists...erm

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You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity

92%

Judaism

50%

Islam

42%

Buddhism

42%

Hinduism

17%

Paganism

13%

agnosticism

0%

Satanism

0%

atheism

0%


right on.

Council#13
I'm a Catholic, but reading what it says here, I'd say I do agree with Islam on some points.

Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"wink, because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam

67%
Buddhism

63%
Christianity

58%
Judaism

54%
agnosticism

50%
Hinduism

46%
Satanism

46%
Paganism

42%
atheism

21%

Clovie
You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity 71%
Judaism 46%
Islam 46%
Hinduism 46%
Paganism 46%
Buddhism 42%
agnosticism 38%
atheism 38%
Satanism 21%



I think it makes some sense confused

BakaXero
You scored as Christianity.



Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Buddhism

83%

Christianity

83%

Satanism

46%

Hinduism

42%

Paganism

38%

agnosticism

33%

Judaism

33%

Islam

25%

atheism

25%




it was actually a tie so it went to a tie breaking question erm

Clovie
huh you have as much of buddhism.. so why ? huh

BakaXero
Originally posted by Clovie
huh you have as much of buddhism.. so why ? huh
the tie breaker question decided that. stick out tongue
i could have gone either way stick out tongue

Council#13
Happy with your results?

Clovie
Originally posted by BakaXero
the tie breaker question decided that. stick out tongue
i could have gone either way stick out tongue I didn't know there was a tie braker embarrasment for me it was kinda easier confused

BakaXero
Originally posted by Council#13
Happy with your results?
can't complain. i was certain i would get either one or the other out of those 2

Council#13
Cool no expression

Ronny
Originally posted by Impediment
Which religion is right for you? Take this "quiz" and you'll be informed about which religion, or lack thereof, suits you best.

Take the quiz.


And just FYI, I do not consider myself a Satanist, since I'm an Atheist and I don't believe in Satan. I just thought it'd be fun to see who got what results. That's why I posted it here in the OTF and not in the Religion Forum, since it's not a serious topic.

Actually, yes you are. Maybe not the modern version of "Satanist" but historically you are an adversary of god. and thats what satanist means. Historically.

Syren
Originally posted by Impediment

And just FYI, I do not consider myself a Satanist, since I'm an Atheist and I don't believe in Satan.

Here are my results:

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism. Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.


But it pointed out quite clearly that 'Satanism' does not refer to the worship of Satan, but rather spiritual advancement of the self. Common misconception.

Originally posted by Impediment
Dually noted. Satanists, or at least the vast majority of them, will tell you that they live by the standards of what the figure Satan represents: free will, independent thinking, Earthly pleasure, and the spiritual advancement of ones self.

Ok, I should really read the whole thread first embarrasment

~Lord_Vezon~
Originally posted by Syren
But it pointed out quite clearly that 'Satanism' does not refer to the worship of Satan, but rather spiritual advancement of the self. Common misconception.

hmm

Mišt
Originally posted by Syren
But it pointed out quite clearly that 'Satanism' does not refer to the worship of Satan, but rather spiritual advancement of the self. Common misconception.



Ok, I should really read the whole thread first embarrasment

No silly you misread it, it says Santaism, he said "I'm an Atheist and I don't believe in Santa."

Fair enough nahuh

~Lord_Vezon~

Syren

Mišt
Non believer!cry Looks like someone else isnt getting any presents this year eithernahuh

Syren
No, stupid. I'm a Santaist... I just think religion sucks. This is a way of life stick out tongue

Lana
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
apparrently, many people here are either agnostics, atheists, or satanists...erm


You say that as though it's a bad thing confused

Thorinn

Syren
Originally posted by Lana
You say that as though it's a bad thing confused

Just let it go, honey... cry

Mišt
Originally posted by Syren
No, stupid. I'm a Santaist... I just think religion sucks. This is a way of life stick out tongue

Who cares about religion, this is Christmas we're talking hereermm

Mišt
Originally posted by Thorinn
Most likely right, but why 21% satanism? messed

Cause you're a selfish little whore bastardermmad Who donates to the needy and prays for the world to be saved leftright

Thorinn

Mišt
So I was scrolling down the Who's Online thing and this caught my attention:
"Superman isn't Christian...Is He Going To Hell?"

Is it possible to go to Hell, if you dont believe in it?What the f**k?

Thorinn

Dawson
You scored as Christianity.

Christianity - 79%
Judaism - 50%
Buddhism - 42%
Islam - 33%
Hinduism - 33%
Paganism - 33%
agnosticism - 8%
Satanism - 4%
atheism - 0%

Council#13
Originally posted by Syren
No, stupid. I'm a Santaist... I just think religion sucks. This is a way of life stick out tongue

Yes sireee. It's time for a good ol' fashioned witch burning no expression

lord xyz
barker I'm stuck on question 49, what does it mean?

Impediment
I don't believe in Satan, but I believe in Stan. Stan's the guy who'll loan you $4 for beer on the first Tuesday of the month.

Impediment
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
apparrently, many people here are either agnostics, atheists, or satanists...erm

And? I voted "No" on the Poll for accuracy, because I don't consider myself a Satanist. I'm actually an Atheist. Does that make us bad peoples?


Originally posted by lord xyz
barker I'm stuck on question 49, what does it mean? It's asking if "Evil" is the influence of an evil being, like Satan, or is evil just human nature that we are prone to.

Syren
Originally posted by Council#13
Yes sireee. It's time for a good ol' fashioned witch burning no expression

Some like it hot leftright

Impediment
Originally posted by Syren
Some like it hot leftright

devil

lord xyz
Originally posted by Impediment
And? I voted "No" on the Poll for accuracy, because I don't consider myself a Satanist. I'm actually an Atheist. Does that make us bad peoples?


It's asking if "Evil" is the influence of an evil being, like Satan, or is evil just human nature that we are prone to. Oh, I see. My final score: Atheist. big grin

lord xyz
I don't think the test is accurate, most of them I put N/A.

Impediment
I took the quiz again, just to see if I could maybe score differently. I scored the same exact percentages. Go figure.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Impediment
I took the quiz again, just to see if I could maybe score differently. I scored the same exact percentages. Go figure.

Well you are pretty much evil.erm

Impediment
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well you are pretty much evil.erm

Evil, you say? Moi? Whatever gave you that idea?

teh_c3rb3rus
You scored as agnosticism.


You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 83%
Satanism 71%
Judaism 54%
Islam 54%
Christianity 50%
atheism 46%
Buddhism 46%
Hinduism 42%
Paganism 38%

Cool with me erm

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Impediment
Evil, you say? Moi? Whatever gave you that idea?

you are...shifty

BlackSunshine
You scored as Christianity

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity

63%
Satanism

63%
Paganism

54%
Islam

50%
Buddhism

50%
agnosticism

46%
Hinduism

42%
Judaism

29%
atheism

21%

Odd that satanism and Christianity has the same score....ermm

undercoverninja
agnosticism
w00t

RZA
You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

79%

Satanism

71%

Buddhism

67%

Judaism

63%

Christianity

58%

Islam

58%

Paganism

54%

atheism

54%

Hinduism

38%

Hmm..what about if you believe in God but not religion, which belief is that? confused

Btw, isn't it kinda weird that everyone seems to score high on Satanism? Seems like who ever designed this quiz wanted people to be mostly Satanists. Musta been created by a goth chic or somethingconfused

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Impediment
Evil, you say? Moi? Whatever gave you that idea?

Blacksunshine said you were a demon in the sack.ermm

Council#13
Originally posted by Syren
Some like it hot leftright

Some are already hot leftright
Crucifixion? no expression

Impediment
Upside Down Crucifixion. yes

BakaXero
Originally posted by Impediment
Upside Down Crucifixion. yes
st peter died upside down on a crucifix

Council#13
Originally posted by BakaXero
st peter died upside down on a crucifix

Well done! yes I take it you've read the Bible? smile It kinda sucks for him, though erm

Impediment
Originally posted by BakaXero
st peter died upside down on a crucifix

So did a lot of other people. yes Ever read about Vlad the Impaler? When he wasn't sticking pointed poles up the rectum's of his enemies as well as his kingdom's subjects (he reportedly impaled a woman because she served her husband a cold dinner), he was said to be a fan of crucifixions.

BakaXero
Originally posted by Impediment
So did a lot of other people. yes Ever read about Vlad the Impaler? When he wasn't sticking pointed poles up the rectum's of his enemies as well as his kingdom's subjects (he reportedly impaled a woman because she served her husband a cold dinner), he was said to be a fan of crucifixions.
what's that got to do with religion?

Impediment
Originally posted by BakaXero
what's that got to do with religion?

What's St. Peter and upside down crucifixion have to do with a religion quiz? Nothing.

BakaXero
Originally posted by Impediment
What's St. Peter and upside down crucifixion have to do with a religion quiz? Nothing.
good point, but i was not the one who brought it up.
Originally posted by Impediment
Upside Down Crucifixion. yes
but i thought i'd state a fact since you diderm

Impediment
Cool. thumb up I wasn't trying to be hostile, BTW.

Roulette
You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 83%
Islam 67%
Paganism 63%
Satanism 58%
Buddhism 58%
Hinduism 54%
atheism 50%
Judaism 46%
Christianity 29%

And I am Agnostic Happy Dance

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