Who will catch my bouquet!?
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SelphieT
Okay Ladies and Gents! Since I am now a newlywed, everyone line up behind me and and lets see who the lucky one is
!
*throws bouquet*
Barker
*Catches*
.. *Is a Boy*
*Doh*
SelphieT
That just makes you luckier
Barker
As long as it has nothing to do with Guys near my Ass.
Leo.M
Barker! You look sexy in that shirt naughty
Barker
Wait, you really Married?
Mišt
*streaks through the wedding* dancing
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Barker
*Catches*
.. *Is a Boy*
*Doh* Congratulations on catching it.
SelphieT
Originally posted by Barker
Wait, you really Married? well, now to scythe
Itzak
*Shoots everyone down with the a M16* ermmad *runs on my marry way with the bouquet* w00term
Roland
*chases after Itzak yelling "HEY YOU FORGOT ME!!!"* leftright
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
*chases after Itzak yelling "HEY YOU FORGOT ME!!!"* leftright leftrightemo.
Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
*Shoots everyone down with the a M16* ermmad *runs on my marry way with the bouquet* w00term
*chases after*
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar85423_14.gifmistchair
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
leftrightemo.
pffft I'm not emo I just figured that if he was killing everyone there then why not make it a Psychotic Murdering Rampage and kill everyone then go to a local Wal-Mart and shoot that place up? srug
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
pffft I'm not emo I just figured that if he was killing everyone there then why not make it a Psychotic Murdering Rampage and kill everyone then go to a local Wal-Mart and shoot that place up? srug hmm, I don't want my wedding to be like Beatrice Kiddo's wedding in Kill Bill.
SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
hmm, I don't want my wedding to be like Beatrice Kiddo's wedding in Kill Bill. Good point. hmm
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
hmm, I don't want my wedding to be like Beatrice Kiddo's wedding in Kill Bill.
Good point I would be the Rufus of that wedding. ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
Good point I would be the Rufus of that wedding. ermm Uh yeah, I haven't watched it for over a year so who's he again?
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Good point I would be the Rufus of that wedding. ermm you'd be too cool for my weddin'.
(ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)
SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Uh yeah, I haven't watched it for over a year so who's he again?
the pianist.
or the organ player.
fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
the pianist.
or the organ player. Hmm.. I'll have to watch it again. My dad has it though.
SelphieT
its a goooooood movie. You only see Rufus in the second one though
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
you'd be too cool for my weddin'.
(ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)
So I couldn't attend? cry
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
So I couldn't attend? cry no no no, you were invited, but if you WERE Rufus, you'd just be too awesome for meh
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
no no no, you were invited, but if you WERE Rufus, you'd just be too awesome for meh
oh ok
IF it was a Kill Bill wedding I'd get to die while playing "Love Me Tender"
fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
its a goooooood movie. You only see Rufus in the second one though
Yep, I have both.
I only watched them both once. Before I had to go back.
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
oh ok
IF it was a Kill Bill wedding I'd get to die while playing "Love Me Tender" and I'd get shot in the face......and get mah babeh taken away.....well, make that babies. I have two in the oven, hush hush
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
and I'd get shot in the face......and get mah babeh taken away.....well, make that babies. I have two in the oven, hush hush
Don't worry I keep it on the downlow. shifty
Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
and I'd get shot in the face......and get mah babeh taken away.....well, make that babies. I have two in the oven, hush hush
You're cooking babies?scared
Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
Oh I'm terribly sorry how could I forget? cry *shoots you* ermm
w00t
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
w00t Just die. No wooting. ermm
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Don't worry I keep it on the downlow. shifty thanks babe
Roland
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Just die. No wooting. ermm
*falls over dead* w00t
Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
sure am! *pets belly*
And you ate them as well?cry
Itzak
Originally posted by Roland
w00t
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Just die. No wooting. ermm
What she said... only in a guys voice. ermm
Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
What she said... only in a guys voice. ermm
What he said, only in a deep voice over while the credits rollermm
Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
What she said. tongue_ss
Oh SNAP! shock
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
*falls over dead* w00t I said just die, no wooting. wife
Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
oh no no no, they are cooking now for Scythe.
So you are planning on giving them to Scythe to eat!cry
fantasygirl
Cannibals
SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Cannibals
Originally posted by SelphieT
oh no no no, he's not gonna eat mah babehs
Roland
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I said just die, no wooting. wife
I will w00t if I want!
Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
oh no no no, he's not gonna eat mah babehs
sneaky2
Originally posted by Itzak
ZING! herbshock
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fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
ok.
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
I will w00t if I want!
You're not suppose to be wooting before you die.
Roland
Originally posted by fantasygirl
You're not suppose to be wooting before you die.
It's how I choose to go out.
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
It's how I choose to go out.
woo!
Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
......you want to eat my babies?
No sneaky2
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Oh shit, I just noticed you. shock
lyk zomg!!11shock
Originally posted by Itzak
herbcool
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Apparently...emuhmm
bogen
* flirts with brides maides*
* scares kids*
* drinks all the beer/ champane/ wine/ sprits*
* goes on roaring drunk rampage and ruins cake by trying to have Se% with it*
* goes asleep**wakes up followng afternoon thinking it was a great wedding*
ah good times
Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
whats up with the sneaky face then?
Felt like itsneaky2
Originally posted by fantasygirl
You don't make sense.
Or maybe YOU dont make sensehmm
SelphieT
Originally posted by bogen
* flirts with brides maides*
* scares kids*
* drinks all the beer/ champane/ wine/ sprits*
* goes on roaring drunk rampage and ruins cake by trying to have Se% with it*
* goes asleep**wakes up followng afternoon thinking it was a great wedding*
ah good times
You had sex with my cake!? ....no wonder it was extra creamy, you jerkface!
SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
No. Are you going to kill him? shock
Nah, he's got a pretty face
Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
.......well I feel like giving you a hug.
*hugs*
*hugs back* sneaky2
Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
No.
Why?weep
Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
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Apparently.... u r f'ed. ermm
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Apparently...u r zmieermm
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
You had sex with my cake!? ....no wonder it was extra creamy, you jerkface!
extra creamy cake?
bogen
hey hey just filing my sterotype, Bogen hello
hears a good idea of what im supposed to be, mind you it's just a nick name
note: i spell it like it's said.
SelphieT
Originally posted by bogen
hey hey just filing my sterotype, Bogen hello
hears a good idea of what im supposed to be, mind you it's just a nick name
note: i spell it like it's said. sorry, I don't feel like reading that.
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
extra creamy cake?
I thought it was cheesecake........
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
sorry, I don't feel like reading that.
shot down
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
shot down
well, I could still read it.......but I'm on the phone with 3 other people
bogen
nothing rude, just a few definitions so ye folk can know
Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Whoa, you're weeping to me. Normally, you would fight back. shock
Originally posted by SelphieT
yayeee, thanks babeh
You're welcome sneaky2
Originally posted by bogen
hey hey just filing my sterotype, Bogen hello
hears a good idea of what im supposed to be, mind you it's just a nick name
note: i spell it like it's said.
Gaz, Bazza, Shazza
fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
well, I could still read it.......but I'm on the phone with 3 other people
I have a hard time typing and talking on the phone at the same time. It's because I like to walk around when I'm talking on the phone.
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
well, I could still read it.......but I'm on the phone with 3 other people
you don't have to read it out loud
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
you don't have to read it out loud
.........eh?
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
.........eh?
srug
fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
.........eh? srug
Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
shock
2345
"TRAVIS GET THE **** OUT OF THAT ****IN' TREE YOU LITTLE SHIT!".
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
srug Damn, you beat me to it. disgust
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
srug dont get it.
Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Eh..
10. bogan
37 up, 20 down
People commonly found in outer city limits in Australia or small country towns. Attire is usually black in colour, jeans being tight and torn across the knees and on the lower bum cheek. The foot wear is usually one of the following 4; DB's Desert Boots or "Rollers", Ugg Boots, Rossie Shearers boots or no shoes at all. Shirts are usually flannel in nature or promoting bands such as MetallicA, PanterA, AC/DC, Sepultura, Iron Maiden or Megadeth. Hair is usually grown long, cut into a mullet or worn in dreadlocks, sometimes shaved but this results in them being mistaken for skin heads. Language is none other than loud and foul;
ie "TRAVIS GET THE **** OUT OF THAT ****IN' TREE YOU LITTLE SHIT!".
The common bogan is usually found to be drinking VB or Bundy. Without these valuable liquids, a bogan would surely perish. As far as diet is concerned the bogan preferrs meat, potatos and cheese because it is in their belief that any other vegetables/foods are for pussies. Transport is usually either by Holden or Ford. There is a long running feud within the bogan community as to which is better. The Tasmanian bogan is far different to the mainland bogan, as they listen to rap music and wear fubu, dada etc. This just goes to show how foolish the common Tasmanian is, mistaking "wiggers" for bogans. This brings much unwanted shame to the bogan community as a whole, being misrepresented by wiggers with poor taste in music and shiny clothing.
"Hey cop a load of that fella in the Iron Maiden shirt, WHAT A BOGAN!"
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
dont get it.
you said you were talking on the phone and couldn't read it, hence "you don't have to read it out loud"
but it's ok I don't get myself either.
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
you said you were talking on the phone and couldn't read it, hence "you don't have to read it out loud"
but it's ok I don't get myself either.
.....myes, myes indeed.
Mišt
Bogan monopoly lol
http://echelon.ugbox.net/stuff/Bogan%20monopoly.jpg
Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
That's great. "You turned 13, have a baby".
Doesn't everyone?
bogen
i have an iron maden Tshirt
but thats ok right
i mean you suck if you don't have one.
but then again if we go by mist's post i suck
SelphieT
Originally posted by bogen
i have an iron maden Tshirt
but thats ok right
i mean you suck if you don't have one.
but then again if we go by mist's post i suck
...........eh?
Itzak
Originally posted by Roland
Doesn't everyone?
Turn 13? Or have a baby? Or have 13 babies? Or have a 13 year old baby? ermm
Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
Turn 13? Or have a baby? Or have 13 babies? Or have a 13 year old baby? ermm
All of the above. leftright
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
All of the above. leftright
you too!?
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
All of the above. leftright Well, I guess anything is possible. srug
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
you too!?
yes
bogen
bogans are funny tho, i see them all the time getting out of jail, infact if i play my cards right ill see one wendsday
omgomg.
The bus on the way home passes ( mist might know this place as well as any other aussie) silverwater jail and sometimes they get on all happy and ask me for cigs.
SelphieT
Originally posted by bogen
bogans are funny tho, i see them all the time getting out of jail, infact if i play my cards right ill see one wendsday
omgomg.
The bus on the way home passes ( mist might know this place as well as any other aussie) silverwater jail and sometimes they get on all happy and ask me for cigs. hmm, I would ask you for cigs, but under the current circumstances, I can't.
Itzak
Originally posted by Roland
All of the above. leftright
Cool, I named my all 13 year old babies Nick. srug
fantasygirl
I'm leaving. Bye. wavey
Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
Cool, I named my all 13 year old babies Nick. srug
how do know which one is which!
SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I'm leaving. Bye. wavey
bye bye
bogen
Originally posted by Itzak
Cool, I named my all 13 year old babies Nick. srug
nonono it needs to be someting really bad like trod
Roland
Originally posted by bogen
nonono it needs to be someting really bad like trod
Or in the words of Dane Cook, name them all after Transformers
Itzak
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I'm leaving. Bye. wavey
Bye. wave
Originally posted by Roland
how do know which one is which!
Well, they all look like Nick. ermm
Originally posted by bogen
nonono it needs to be someting really bad like trod
How about Michael Jackson? barker
SelphieT
name one spazatron
JaehSkywalker
bluegreen...
Devalion
Originally posted by SelphieT
Okay Ladies and Gents! Since I am now a newlywed, everyone line up behind me and and lets see who the lucky one is
!
*throws bouquet*
Omg did you get married?
SelphieT
Originally posted by Devalion
Omg did you get married?
ah yes, my marriage thread is somewhere around here......hahaha
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
ah yes, my marriage thread is somewhere around here......hahaha
Ah ha!
We meet again. shifty
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Ah ha!
We meet again. shifty
shock! Don't hurt meh!
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
shock! Don't hurt meh!
I would never hurt anyone.
How are you Selphie?
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
I would never hurt anyone.
How are you Selphie?
teehee, twas a joke
Oh, I'm good. My tummy kinda hurts Roland.....
How are you?
Devalion
Originally posted by SelphieT
ah yes, my marriage thread is somewhere around here......hahaha
Oh right. Cool....congratulations hun!
Roland
Good, I only had two classes this morning so that's good, then I went to RadioShack and asked for an application. Thinking I would get a form I wasn't ready to stay long
I had to fill out an application on the computer and it took me 45 minutes. disgust Then the manager talked to me for awhile about all the oppurtunities and stuff.
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Good, I only had two classes this morning so that's good, then I went to RadioShack and asked for an application. Thinking I would get a form I wasn't ready to stay long
I had to fill out an application on the computer and it took me 45 minutes. disgust Then the manager talked to me for awhile about all the oppurtunities and stuff. ah, well.....hope you get that job then!
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
ah, well.....hope you get that job then!
Probably won't. . . *sigh*
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Probably won't. . . *sigh* Oh don't be silly, you seem like a very succesful person to me
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
Oh don't be silly, you seem like a very succesful person to me
Hehe I like to think I am but RadioShack is retail sales and they usually want people with experience which I have none
SelphieT
Well maybe you'll be lucky silly
SelphieT
So, wanna be friends? hahahaha, you are just too cool mah dear.
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
So, wanna be friends? hahahaha, you are just too cool mah dear.
Sure
I've never been called cool before it brings a tear to my eye cry
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Sure
I've never been called cool before it brings a tear to my eye cry
......are.......are you serious? *ahem* well well my dear, it looks like Liz (my real name) has decided along with fate, that you, are now, cool.
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
......are.......are you serious? *ahem* well well my dear, it looks like Liz (my real name) has decided along with fate, that you, are now, cool.
w00t
I'm Derek and it's nice to meet you Liz.
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
w00t
I'm Derek and it's nice to meet you Liz.
shock My brother's name is Derek, and he spells it the same way! (sorry for pointing that out, its just I haven't met anyone else named that and spelled the same way!)
Well hello mister Derek, its been a pleasure talking to you
You can call me Liz, Lizzie, Elizabeth, Lizzy-Liz, Lizzy-Liz-Lizerton, Lizton, Liztopher, Ellie.......the list goes on
Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
shock My brother's name is Derek, and he spells it the same way! (sorry for pointing that out, its just I haven't met anyone else named that and spelled the same way!)
Well hello mister Derek, its been a pleasure talking to you
You can call me Liz, Lizzie, Elizabeth, Lizzy-Liz, Lizzy-Liz-Lizerton, Lizton, Liztopher, Ellie.......the list goes on
Tell your brother he has a unique name.
lol Liztopher
SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Tell your brother he has a unique name.
lol Liztopher
Ah yes. Christopher=poo compared to Liztopher
Do you haif any nicknames?
Roland
Nah
Just what my girlfriend calls me and I can't say because it is cute but embarassing!
SelphieT
ohhhh you can tell meh! I'll keep a secretshifty
Roland
I might tell. shifty
SelphieT
you should tell me
Roland
Hmmm maybe
I will pm it to you if I do.
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