Who will catch my bouquet!?

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SelphieT
Okay Ladies and Gents! Since I am now a newlywed, everyone line up behind me and and lets see who the lucky one is big grin!

*throws bouquet*

Barker
*Catches*

.. *Is a Boy*

*Doh*

SelphieT
That just makes you luckier wink

Barker
As long as it has nothing to do with Guys near my Ass.

Leo.M
Barker! You look sexy in that shirt naughty

Barker
What shirt? srug

SelphieT
shock hotpants!

Barker
Wait, you really Married?

Mišt
*streaks through the wedding* dancing

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Barker
*Catches*

.. *Is a Boy*

*Doh* Congratulations on catching it. wink

SelphieT
Originally posted by Barker
Wait, you really Married? well, now to scythe

Itzak
*Shoots everyone down with the a M16* ermmad *runs on my marry way with the bouquet* w00term

Roland
*chases after Itzak yelling "HEY YOU FORGOT ME!!!"* leftright

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
*chases after Itzak yelling "HEY YOU FORGOT ME!!!"* leftright leftrightemo.

fantasygirl
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
*Shoots everyone down with the a M16* ermmad *runs on my marry way with the bouquet* w00term

*chases after*
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar85423_14.gifmistchair

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
leftrightemo.


pffft I'm not emo I just figured that if he was killing everyone there then why not make it a Psychotic Murdering Rampage and kill everyone then go to a local Wal-Mart and shoot that place up? srug

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
pffft I'm not emo I just figured that if he was killing everyone there then why not make it a Psychotic Murdering Rampage and kill everyone then go to a local Wal-Mart and shoot that place up? srug hmm, I don't want my wedding to be like Beatrice Kiddo's wedding in Kill Bill.

SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
roll eyes (sarcastic) What the f**k?

fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
hmm, I don't want my wedding to be like Beatrice Kiddo's wedding in Kill Bill. Good point. hmm

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
hmm, I don't want my wedding to be like Beatrice Kiddo's wedding in Kill Bill.

Good point I would be the Rufus of that wedding. ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
Good point I would be the Rufus of that wedding. ermm Uh yeah, I haven't watched it for over a year so who's he again? confused

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Good point I would be the Rufus of that wedding. ermm you'd be too cool for my weddin'.

(ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)

SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Uh yeah, I haven't watched it for over a year so who's he again? confused the pianist. smile or the organ player.

fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
the pianist. smile or the organ player. Hmm.. I'll have to watch it again. My dad has it though. happy

SelphieT
its a goooooood movie. You only see Rufus in the second one though smile

Barker

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
you'd be too cool for my weddin'.

(ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)

So I couldn't attend? cry

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
So I couldn't attend? cry no no no, you were invited, but if you WERE Rufus, you'd just be too awesome for meh smile

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
no no no, you were invited, but if you WERE Rufus, you'd just be too awesome for meh smile

oh ok smile

IF it was a Kill Bill wedding I'd get to die while playing "Love Me Tender"

fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
its a goooooood movie. You only see Rufus in the second one though smile Yep, I have both. yes I only watched them both once. Before I had to go back. erm

Itzak

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
oh ok smile

IF it was a Kill Bill wedding I'd get to die while playing "Love Me Tender" and I'd get shot in the face......and get mah babeh taken away.....well, make that babies. I have two in the oven, hush hush wink

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
and I'd get shot in the face......and get mah babeh taken away.....well, make that babies. I have two in the oven, hush hush wink

Don't worry I keep it on the downlow. shifty

Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
and I'd get shot in the face......and get mah babeh taken away.....well, make that babies. I have two in the oven, hush hush wink

You're cooking babies?scared

Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
Oh I'm terribly sorry how could I forget? cry *shoots you* ermm

w00t

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
w00t Just die. No wooting. ermm

SelphieT

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Don't worry I keep it on the downlow. shifty thanks babe wink

Roland
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Just die. No wooting. ermm

*falls over dead* w00t

Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
sure am! *pets belly*

And you ate them as well?cry

Itzak
Originally posted by Roland
w00t

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Just die. No wooting. ermm

What she said... only in a guys voice. ermm

Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
What she said... only in a guys voice. ermm

What he said, only in a deep voice over while the credits rollermm

Itzak

Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
What she said. tongue_ss

Oh SNAP! shock

SelphieT

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
*falls over dead* w00t I said just die, no wooting. wife

Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
oh no no no, they are cooking now for Scythe. smile

So you are planning on giving them to Scythe to eat!cry

SelphieT

fantasygirl
Cannibals no expression

Itzak

SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Cannibals no expression Originally posted by SelphieT
oh no no no, he's not gonna eat mah babehs smile

Roland
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I said just die, no wooting. wife

I will w00t if I want! mad

Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
oh no no no, he's not gonna eat mah babehs smile

sneaky2

Originally posted by Itzak
ZING! herbshock

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Bring it. herbcool

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mistherb

SelphieT

fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
ok.

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
I will w00t if I want! mad You're not suppose to be wooting before you die. mad

fantasygirl

Roland
Originally posted by fantasygirl
You're not suppose to be wooting before you die. mad

It's how I choose to go out. big grin

Itzak

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
It's how I choose to go out. big grin woo!

Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
......you want to eat my babies?

No sneaky2

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Oh shit, I just noticed you. shock

lyk zomg!!11shock

Originally posted by Itzak
herbcool

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Apparently I M U. hmm

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Apparently...emuhmm

SelphieT

fantasygirl

bogen
* flirts with brides maides*
* scares kids*
* drinks all the beer/ champane/ wine/ sprits*
* goes on roaring drunk rampage and ruins cake by trying to have Se% with it*
* goes asleep**wakes up followng afternoon thinking it was a great wedding*

ah good times smokin'

Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
whats up with the sneaky face then?

Felt like itsneaky2

Originally posted by fantasygirl
You don't make sense. blink
Or maybe YOU dont make sensehmm

SelphieT
Originally posted by bogen
* flirts with brides maides*
* scares kids*
* drinks all the beer/ champane/ wine/ sprits*
* goes on roaring drunk rampage and ruins cake by trying to have Se% with it*
* goes asleep**wakes up followng afternoon thinking it was a great wedding*

ah good times smokin' You had sex with my cake!? ....no wonder it was extra creamy, you jerkface!

SelphieT

fantasygirl

SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
No. Are you going to kill him? shock

Nah, he's got a pretty face smile

Mišt
Originally posted by SelphieT
.......well I feel like giving you a hug. smile *hugs*

*hugs back* sneaky2

Itzak

Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
No.
Why?weep

Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
|_|E|I|
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Apparently.... u r f'ed. ermm

|_|E|I|
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|Z|U|R|

Apparently...u r zmieermm

fantasygirl

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
You had sex with my cake!? ....no wonder it was extra creamy, you jerkface!

extra creamy cake? blink sick

SelphieT

bogen
hey hey just filing my sterotype, Bogen hello big grin hears a good idea of what im supposed to be, mind you it's just a nick name
note: i spell it like it's said.

Itzak

SelphieT
Originally posted by bogen
hey hey just filing my sterotype, Bogen hello big grin hears a good idea of what im supposed to be, mind you it's just a nick name
note: i spell it like it's said. sorry, I don't feel like reading that.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
extra creamy cake? blink sick sad I thought it was cheesecake........

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
sorry, I don't feel like reading that.

shot down no expression

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
shot down no expression laughing out loud well, I could still read it.......but I'm on the phone with 3 other people big grin

bogen
nothing rude, just a few definitions so ye folk can know

Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Whoa, you're weeping to me. Normally, you would fight back. shock

shifty

Originally posted by SelphieT
yayeee, thanks babeh smile

You're welcome sneaky2

Originally posted by bogen
hey hey just filing my sterotype, Bogen hello big grin hears a good idea of what im supposed to be, mind you it's just a nick name
note: i spell it like it's said.

Gaz, Bazza, Shazza eek!

fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
laughing out loud well, I could still read it.......but I'm on the phone with 3 other people big grin I have a hard time typing and talking on the phone at the same time. It's because I like to walk around when I'm talking on the phone. embarrasment confused

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
laughing out loud well, I could still read it.......but I'm on the phone with 3 other people big grin

you don't have to read it out loud roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing

fantasygirl

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
you don't have to read it out loud roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing .........eh?

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
.........eh?

srug

fantasygirl
Originally posted by SelphieT
.........eh? srug

Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
shock

2345

"TRAVIS GET THE **** OUT OF THAT ****IN' TREE YOU LITTLE SHIT!". laughing laughing

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
srug Damn, you beat me to it. disgust

fantasygirl

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
srug dont get it.

Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Eh.. blink

10. bogan
37 up, 20 down


People commonly found in outer city limits in Australia or small country towns. Attire is usually black in colour, jeans being tight and torn across the knees and on the lower bum cheek. The foot wear is usually one of the following 4; DB's Desert Boots or "Rollers", Ugg Boots, Rossie Shearers boots or no shoes at all. Shirts are usually flannel in nature or promoting bands such as MetallicA, PanterA, AC/DC, Sepultura, Iron Maiden or Megadeth. Hair is usually grown long, cut into a mullet or worn in dreadlocks, sometimes shaved but this results in them being mistaken for skin heads. Language is none other than loud and foul;
ie "TRAVIS GET THE **** OUT OF THAT ****IN' TREE YOU LITTLE SHIT!".
The common bogan is usually found to be drinking VB or Bundy. Without these valuable liquids, a bogan would surely perish. As far as diet is concerned the bogan preferrs meat, potatos and cheese because it is in their belief that any other vegetables/foods are for pussies. Transport is usually either by Holden or Ford. There is a long running feud within the bogan community as to which is better. The Tasmanian bogan is far different to the mainland bogan, as they listen to rap music and wear fubu, dada etc. This just goes to show how foolish the common Tasmanian is, mistaking "wiggers" for bogans. This brings much unwanted shame to the bogan community as a whole, being misrepresented by wiggers with poor taste in music and shiny clothing.

"Hey cop a load of that fella in the Iron Maiden shirt, WHAT A BOGAN!"

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
dont get it.

you said you were talking on the phone and couldn't read it, hence "you don't have to read it out loud" big grin

but it's ok I don't get myself either. stick out tongue

fantasygirl

Itzak

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
you said you were talking on the phone and couldn't read it, hence "you don't have to read it out loud" big grin

but it's ok I don't get myself either. stick out tongue .....myes, myes indeed.

Mišt
Bogan monopoly lol
http://echelon.ugbox.net/stuff/Bogan%20monopoly.jpg

Roland

SelphieT
alright........

Itzak

Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
laughing That's great. "You turned 13, have a baby". laughing

Doesn't everyone? smokin'

bogen
i have an iron maden Tshirt confused but thats ok right eek! i mean you suck if you don't have one. Happy Dance
but then again if we go by mist's post i suck embarrasment

fantasygirl
Meh.

SelphieT
Originally posted by bogen
i have an iron maden Tshirt confused but thats ok right eek! i mean you suck if you don't have one. Happy Dance
but then again if we go by mist's post i suck embarrasment

...........eh?

Itzak
Originally posted by Roland
Doesn't everyone? smokin'

Turn 13? Or have a baby? Or have 13 babies? Or have a 13 year old baby? ermm

Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
Turn 13? Or have a baby? Or have 13 babies? Or have a 13 year old baby? ermm

All of the above. leftright

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
All of the above. leftright

you too!? eek!

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Roland
All of the above. leftright Well, I guess anything is possible. srug

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
you too!? eek!

yes

bogen
bogans are funny tho, i see them all the time getting out of jail, infact if i play my cards right ill see one wendsday big grin omgomg.
The bus on the way home passes ( mist might know this place as well as any other aussie) silverwater jail and sometimes they get on all happy and ask me for cigs.

SelphieT
Originally posted by bogen
bogans are funny tho, i see them all the time getting out of jail, infact if i play my cards right ill see one wendsday big grin omgomg.
The bus on the way home passes ( mist might know this place as well as any other aussie) silverwater jail and sometimes they get on all happy and ask me for cigs. hmm, I would ask you for cigs, but under the current circumstances, I can't.

Itzak
Originally posted by Roland
All of the above. leftright

Cool, I named my all 13 year old babies Nick. srug

fantasygirl
I'm leaving. Bye. wavey

Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
Cool, I named my all 13 year old babies Nick. srug

how do know which one is which! eek!

SelphieT
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I'm leaving. Bye. wavey

bye bye smile

bogen
Originally posted by Itzak
Cool, I named my all 13 year old babies Nick. srug

nonono it needs to be someting really bad like trod

Roland
Originally posted by bogen
nonono it needs to be someting really bad like trod

Or in the words of Dane Cook, name them all after Transformers stick out tongue

Itzak
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I'm leaving. Bye. wavey

Bye. wave

Originally posted by Roland
how do know which one is which! eek!

Well, they all look like Nick. ermm

Originally posted by bogen
nonono it needs to be someting really bad like trod

How about Michael Jackson? barker

SelphieT
name one spazatron

JaehSkywalker
bluegreen...

Devalion
Originally posted by SelphieT
Okay Ladies and Gents! Since I am now a newlywed, everyone line up behind me and and lets see who the lucky one is big grin!

*throws bouquet*

Omg did you get married? eek!

SelphieT
Originally posted by Devalion
Omg did you get married? eek! ah yes, my marriage thread is somewhere around here......hahaha

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
ah yes, my marriage thread is somewhere around here......hahaha

Ah ha!

We meet again. shifty

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Ah ha!

We meet again. shifty

shock! Don't hurt meh!

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
shock! Don't hurt meh!

I would never hurt anyone. smile

How are you Selphie?

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
I would never hurt anyone. smile

How are you Selphie?

teehee, twas a joke smile

Oh, I'm good. My tummy kinda hurts Roland.....sad

How are you?

Devalion
Originally posted by SelphieT
ah yes, my marriage thread is somewhere around here......hahaha

Oh right. Cool....congratulations hun!

Roland
Good, I only had two classes this morning so that's good, then I went to RadioShack and asked for an application. Thinking I would get a form I wasn't ready to stay long

I had to fill out an application on the computer and it took me 45 minutes. disgust Then the manager talked to me for awhile about all the oppurtunities and stuff.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Good, I only had two classes this morning so that's good, then I went to RadioShack and asked for an application. Thinking I would get a form I wasn't ready to stay long

I had to fill out an application on the computer and it took me 45 minutes. disgust Then the manager talked to me for awhile about all the oppurtunities and stuff. ah, well.....hope you get that job then!

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
ah, well.....hope you get that job then!

Probably won't. . . *sigh*

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Probably won't. . . *sigh* Oh don't be silly, you seem like a very succesful person to me smile

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
Oh don't be silly, you seem like a very succesful person to me smile

Hehe I like to think I am but RadioShack is retail sales and they usually want people with experience which I have none stick out tongue

SelphieT
Well maybe you'll be lucky silly stick out tongue

Roland
Lucky! w00t

SelphieT
So, wanna be friends? hahahaha, you are just too cool mah dear. smile

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
So, wanna be friends? hahahaha, you are just too cool mah dear. smile

Sure big grin

I've never been called cool before it brings a tear to my eye cry

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Sure big grin

I've never been called cool before it brings a tear to my eye cry

......are.......are you serious? *ahem* well well my dear, it looks like Liz (my real name) has decided along with fate, that you, are now, cool. wink

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
......are.......are you serious? *ahem* well well my dear, it looks like Liz (my real name) has decided along with fate, that you, are now, cool. wink

w00t

I'm Derek and it's nice to meet you Liz. big grin

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
w00t

I'm Derek and it's nice to meet you Liz. big grin

shock My brother's name is Derek, and he spells it the same way! (sorry for pointing that out, its just I haven't met anyone else named that and spelled the same way!)

Well hello mister Derek, its been a pleasure talking to you smile

You can call me Liz, Lizzie, Elizabeth, Lizzy-Liz, Lizzy-Liz-Lizerton, Lizton, Liztopher, Ellie.......the list goes on big grin

Roland
Originally posted by SelphieT
shock My brother's name is Derek, and he spells it the same way! (sorry for pointing that out, its just I haven't met anyone else named that and spelled the same way!)

Well hello mister Derek, its been a pleasure talking to you smile

You can call me Liz, Lizzie, Elizabeth, Lizzy-Liz, Lizzy-Liz-Lizerton, Lizton, Liztopher, Ellie.......the list goes on big grin

Tell your brother he has a unique name. stick out tongue


lol Liztopher stick out tongue

SelphieT
Originally posted by Roland
Tell your brother he has a unique name. stick out tongue


lol Liztopher stick out tongue

Ah yes. Christopher=poo compared to Liztopher smile

Do you haif any nicknames?

Roland
Nah

Just what my girlfriend calls me and I can't say because it is cute but embarassing! stick out tongue eek!

SelphieT
ohhhh you can tell meh! I'll keep a secretshifty

Roland
I might tell. shifty

SelphieT
you should tell me smile

Roland
Hmmm maybe stick out tongue

I will pm it to you if I do. big grin

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