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I just finished my very first "Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich".

I had it with a glass of milk and everything. It actually wasn't half bad.

Thanks for sharing that with us.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Thanks for sharing that with us.
My pleasure...

Originally posted by ~Lord_Vezon~
hmm Can you rate the taste?

0/10 ermhappy
I hate you.... Hate you more than I have ever hated anything else in the world... Not only do I hate you, I also hate everything you stand for...


But I think I'll give it a solid 6/10.

'tis best with strawberry droolio

cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Moron...


Actually, I had my first helping of bangers and mash last evening. It was quite good actually. Although, given that they are sausages, and called BANGERS, I did have some misgivings about eating them.

Take a weiner and call it a banger, then you'd have a real problem eating them

Peanut Butter and Jelly?

Ewwwwwwww.

i quite like them but it gets too much after a while. i can only eat like half a butty. if i do eat a full one i prolong it over an hour.

Originally posted by Lana
Peanut Butter and Jelly?

Ewwwwwwww.

You wanna take this outside?

Originally posted by Council#13
Take a weiner and call it a banger, then you'd have a real problem eating them

Weiner is just queer on its ownermm


"Who wants some weiners!"

"Oh god me me pick me! I love weiners.....oh you meant hotdogs....nevermind..."

Originally posted by Council#13
Did you have chips? Tell me you had chips. Were they Utz or were they Lays or Ruffles? If you didn't have chips with it.... cry

They're called crisps, I've heard only Nazi's call them chips..

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Moron...


Actually, I had my first helping of bangers and mash last evening. It was quite good actually. Although, given that they are sausages, and called BANGERS, I did have some misgivings about eating them.

Mayo in mash is sexual. Especially if you shove a large sausage in them.

Originally posted by Council#13
You wanna take this outside?

I hate PB&J ermm

Originally posted by Lana
I hate PB&J ermm

Not the cartoon I hope... The cartoon is charming.

Originally posted by Council#13
You're a Nazi. That's right. You thought I didn't know But I did. Oh, how I did.

**** you??

Originally posted by Council#13
How about spotted dick? "Want to try my spotted dick? It's nice and fresh."



"Spotted dick....just like my grandpa's" ermm

Originally posted by Lana
The sandwich...

I can't stand peanut butter. Blech.

I just get angry when I see parents give their young children Peanut Butter on a daily basis... Don't those morons know that's how most Peanut allergies are developed.

Originally posted by Council#13
Remove those stars and then maybe we can talk

No...

Originally posted by Lana
I would say most people don't know that.

I'm not allergic to them, but as my mom made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every single day for lunch when I was in 2nd grade...I've come to be utterly disgusted by peanut butter.

I like every kind of food... w00t

Originally posted by Council#13
Even...... a burning piece of toast?! shock

srug

Why not?

Originally posted by Lana
There's a lot of foods I don't like, but it's more because of the texture of it than the taste (like shrimp, mushrooms, and peppers). Peanut butter is one of the very few foods where I can't stand the taste.

That's pretty much the same as my sister. I don't quite understand it as I find the texture of the foods she doesn't like quite nice really.

Weird question but do you have HP Sauce in the US? Also called Brown sauce.

Originally posted by Lana
HP Sauce? I've never heard of it. shock It's to die for. droolio

Originally posted by Lana
HP Sauce? I've never heard of it.

It's also called Brown sauce.... Not sure if you saw my edit.

Originally posted by lord xyz
shock It's to die for. droolio
I 'cking concur

Meh, never found it that great srug I like my stuff plain droolio

Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Next eat pickled herring its a HUGE hit in the USA!

Originally posted by Lana
Brown sauce? Doesn't sound familiar.

Weird.... It's good with Bacon... that's all I know.

Originally posted by Lana
Brown sauce? Doesn't sound familiar. You have got to come to England.

Originally posted by lord xyz
You have got to come to England.

Been there twice w00t

I don't normally like sauce and stuff like that on foods though so meh.

Originally posted by Lana
Been there twice w00t

I don't normally like sauce and stuff like that on foods though so meh.


You would be a challange to cook for.

Originally posted by Lana
Been there twice w00t

I don't normally like sauce and stuff like that on foods though so meh.

Brown sauce isn't really a sauce though, it's more the seed of God.

Originally posted by Lana
Been there twice w00t

I don't normally like sauce and stuff like that on foods though so meh. Oh. Which country England or US has more salt on chips?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
But...there is Jam and then there is Jelly...I work at a grocery store, I know these things. (not really cool )

Jelly

http://www.magic-jelly.com/Logo.jpg

Jam

http://www.claire-macdonald.com/images/shop/large/jam-strawberry.jpg

Jam
http://www.zeropointzero.co.uk/shop/images/11158.jpg
Jelly
http://www.waldoward.com/Merchant2/graphics/StrawJelly.jpg

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Jam
http://www.zeropointzero.co.uk/shop/images/11158.jpg
Jelly
http://www.waldoward.com/Merchant2/graphics/StrawJelly.jpg

We call them both Jam...

Preserves

Originally posted by LanceWindu
But they are different. You fail.

No shit... They're different types of Jam... One's conserve.. One's not.

But really, whats mash?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's the gayest, most homoerotic thing you've ever said to me.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Jam
http://www.zeropointzero.co.uk/shop/images/11158.jpg
Jelly
http://www.waldoward.com/Merchant2/graphics/StrawJelly.jpg I don't think I've seen that bottom one. ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
I don't think I've seen that bottom one. ermm

I think it's just some funny looking seedless Jam.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Nah. It's some sort of Jelly-jam. ermm

Hence the name Jelly.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Oh. Which country England or US has more salt on chips?

I don't really eat chips so...I don't know?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Hence the name Jelly. Atleast my country has the name caravan.

Originally posted by Lana
I don't really eat chips so...I don't know? I see.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Atleast my country has the name caravan.

So does mine.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
So does mine. Wiat, are you US or Canada?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Wiat, are you US or Canada?

US

Man, I hate America.... It's fine for you American's to call things different things but don't say your language is correct over someone from England.

Originally posted by Lana
I say both are correct ermm simply depends on where you're from.

Depending on where you're from in the US certain things are called differently. Yeah well, just remember we invented the language.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Yeah well, just remember we invented the language.

By stealing from other languages

Originally posted by Lana
I say both are correct ermm simply depends on where you're from.

Depending on where you're from in the US certain things are called differently.

Don't make me mention Aluminium.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And don't say yours is correct simply because we speak similar languages. ermm What we say in America is correct to all of us, but wrong for you, and vice versa.

Whatever helps you sleep at night Kenny boy.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I hate pompous asses. ermm

Good thing you live in America then....

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I hate pompous asses. ermm It's arse, not ass.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Let me finish.

I hate pompous asses who think they are better than others based on where they live. That said, I don't want to hear you say that I am being hypocritical just because I live in America. You DON'T live here so you have no clue as to how all American's are. There are those among us who actually give 2 shits about other countries. And there are others that don't even know what a map of the world looks like. ermm But I'm sure you're not one of them Lance.

Originally posted by lord xyz
And there are others that don't even know what a map of the world looks like. ermm But I'm sure you're not one of them Lance.

And we call them rednecks.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Let me finish.

I hate pompous asses who think they are better than others based on where they live. That said, I don't want to hear you say that I am being hypocritical just because I live in America. You DON'T live here so you have no clue as to how all American's are. There are those among us who actually give 2 shits about other countries.

So you like pompous asses that don't think they're better than others based on where they live?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And we call them rednecks. Or hill billies, right?

UK: Permanent based marker
US: Magic marker

What's so "magic" about it?

Originally posted by lord xyz
UK: Permanent based marker
US: Magic marker

What's so "magic" about it?

It's a brand name.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
No, I hate all pompous asses, but I used an example that would hit close to home for you.

My country is a shit hole.... srug

I'm a pompous "ass"... but it's got nothing to do with where I reside.

Originally posted by lord xyz
UK: Permanent based marker
US: Magic marker

What's so "magic" about it?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
No, it has nothing to do with where you reside......other than the fact you're basing your US bashing on the fact that English English is proper while American English is incorrect. There's a clue in the name.

English English, American English. Which sounds like it's right?

Now come on boys!.......Jeez I'd hate to think what would happen if a thread was created talking about Marmite!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
No, it has nothing to do with where you reside......other than the fact you're basing your US bashing on the fact that English English is proper while American English is incorrect.

That's just got to do with my language... Nothing to do with my residence... I'm going to be living in America for a year soon and I'll be doing exactly the same... I'd not really call it American bashing either, it's just friendly banter. If someone was doing the same to my England I'd just joke along.

Originally posted by Devalion
Now come on boys!.......Jeez I'd hate to think what would happen if a thread was created talking about Marmite! Marmite tastes just like gravy. It's very bland.

Twiglets! w00t

Originally posted by lord xyz
Twiglets! w00t

Nice!

Originally posted by Devalion
Now come on boys!.......Jeez I'd hate to think what would happen if a thread was created talking about Marmite!

Marmite is bloody lovely...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And if you were born and raised in America you would be singing a different tune, face it, it's based on where you live.. srug

Well duh.... All I'm saying is I'm not a pompous tw*t because of where I reside but my residence gives me more things to be pompous about...

Originally posted by Devalion
Yes, especially on toast after an all nighter of drinking! lol

Can't say I've ever tried that.... I'll keep it in mind.

Originally posted by Devalion
He didn't call you a pompous tw*t

Same difference really... I just prefer the word tw*t

Originally posted by Lana
Peanut Butter and Jelly?

Ewwwwwwww.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
So do I actually...pompous tw*t.

Oh my God!....Men!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
So do I actually...pompous tw*t.

Is that a "French Fry" I see on your shoulder?

Originally posted by Devalion
Oh my God!....Men!

Spooony made me do it. ermm

Originally posted by Devalion
Oh my God!....Men!

I'm no man...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
No, a Freedom Fry.



Is "Freedom Fry" still used at all?

UK -- US

Colour -- Color
Favour -- Favor
Rumour -- Rumor
Tumour -- Tumor
Labour -- Labor
Mum -- Mom
Muslim -- Moslem

It's like American's are afraid of Us or something!

Originally posted by lord xyz
UK -- US

Colour -- Color
Favour -- Favor
Rumour -- Rumor
Tumour -- Tumor
Labour -- Labor
Mum -- Mom
Muslim -- Moslem

It's like American's are afraid of Us or something!

But hun, if we were all the same we'd be boring

Originally posted by Devalion
Ok then...Boy...Girl...Dog? He's a badger.

Originally posted by lord xyz
He's a badger.

Oh!....Yeah Im beginning to see the resemblance now

Originally posted by lord xyz
UK -- US

Colour -- Color
Favour -- Favor
Rumour -- Rumor
Tumour -- Tumor
Labour -- Labor
Mum -- Mom
Muslim -- Moslem

It's like American's are afraid of Us or something!

Please tell me they don't spell Muslim like that...

Originally posted by Devalion
Ok then...Boy...Girl...Dog?

I'm a little bit of counrty... A little bit of Rock'n'roll.

Originally posted by Devalion
But hun, if we were all the same we'd be boring You're right, no jokes.

Originally posted by lord xyz
You're right

Yeah I know

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Not that I know of. That was the gayest thing I'd ever seen.



And nearly every example you provided is a simple change from "OU" to "O", even though the sound is a "U". And we call Muslim, Muslim. No, I'm sure I've heard and seen Moslem.

Originally posted by lord xyz
No, I'm sure I've heard and seen Moslem.

Maybe by a single retard, but we know it is Muslim and we spell it as such. Go check out any newspaper clipping from a US publication about Muslims.

From Jam to Muslims....

Originally posted by Devalion
From Jam to Muslims.... Everything's about Muslims these days. ermm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Maybe by a single retard, but we know it is Muslim and we spell it as such. Go check out any newspaper clipping from a US publication about Muslims. "Single retard"?

http://www.oz.net/~msarram/introduction.html

Originally posted by lord xyz
Everything's about Muslim's these days. ermm

Yeah, tell me about it

Jam is a bit thicker/fruitier than Jelly though. Just saying.......but yes.

When my family was on the poor side we ate peanut butter and jelly sammiches all the time, but now that my parents are divorced I actually have money now to get other food. yay.

I thought it was "sandwich". ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
I thought it was "sandwich". ermm it is sandwich, but i like saying sammich.

Originally posted by SelphieT
it is sandwich, but i like saying sammich.

Twiglets and Marmite again! youpi

Originally posted by Devalion
Twiglets and Marmite again! youpi twiglets droolio

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
English people don't eat that stuff normanly why?It is yummy in my tummy!jm

We never eat in England... We get our meals in pill form.

Originally posted by lord xyz
twiglets droolio

Ok thats cool coz I prefer the marmite droolio

Oh is that so you will not be late for meetings?JM

What's a meeting?

When we met somewhere and I give you the money for the week!(Hands over some money)jm

Okie Dokie...... You American's and your funny words for things... We call "Meetings", "Lichtgelovig"

I am not american through I was born in Italy.But I know english pretty well.See you later got to go!jm

Originally posted by Slay
Lichtgelovig? That's Dutch.

And it doesn't mean ''meetings''.

See what I did?

Originally posted by Slay
Nope.

Bastard... Lichtgelovig means Gullible.