The Continuing Need for Myths, Legends, and Things of a Random Nature

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Imperial Logic
Because the residents of the Pirates of the Caribbean have been not at all helpful, I thought I would ask another forum for assistance. And because the inhabitants of this one seem more freethinking and somewhat random I thought I'd try here first.

A fellow random, though nowhere near as logical, forum member and myself once created a Greek-style play, like those created by the playwrights of the time, usually having to do with mythology, their gods, or morals.

The basic story was about (the fabricated) Rabbit God: Karoz and the blasphemous and cruel ways of a dense mortal named Ichabod.

It was good for what it was and when we wrote, but now we would like to expand and better our story. We are in need of any myths, known or self-created, stories that are Greek or rabbit related, or any other silly and/or graphic stories you know or can create.

Your random assistance will be greatly appreciated.

In the human need to express gratitude: Thank You.

Darth Kreiger
Aliens controlling the Government of Athens, and another group of Lizard Men giving Spartans super strength, why ask in the Conspiracy forum?

Bwa Ha Ha
whaddya mean i'm not logical?!? 4 1, logical people r logical enuf not 2 call themselves logical, and 2: ICHABOD CRANE IS AWESOME!!!! GO ICHABOD!!!! RAH, RAH, RAH!!! lol rolling on floor laughing

Imperial Logic
I asked in the conspiracy forum because you all seem to have. . . wide ranging and open ideas.

Bwa Ha Ha, for once I do not follow you.
One not fully logical trait that some Vulcans allow is pride, and they pride themselves on their extreme use of logic and rationalism.

Bwa Ha Ha
exactly, not completely logical

Imperial Logic
Huzzah, third page!

Very few Vulcans are completely Logical, to be deemed completely logical, one must performed and pass the ceremony of Kolinahr.

Few achieve this perfect logic, even Spock, due to his human half, could complete the ceremony, but still not completely control his emotions, few though they were.

You just need to study on this, learn of the Vulcans, the Logic, The Final Frontier. . .

Bwa Ha Ha
learn of the Logic... cool

Darth Kreiger
Originally posted by Imperial Logic
I asked in the conspiracy forum because you all seem to have. . . wide ranging and open ideas.

Bwa Ha Ha, for once I do not follow you.
One not fully logical trait that some Vulcans allow is pride, and they pride themselves on their extreme use of logic and rationalism.

You need to talk to Deano, he'll tell you every insane story

Bwa Ha Ha
Where can we find this 'Deano?'

Darth Kreiger
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
Where can we find this 'Deano?'

He's always lurking.....just watch the Conspiracy Forum

Bwa Ha Ha
oh, ok

Imperial Logic
Originally posted by Darth Kreiger
You need to talk to Deano, he'll tell you every insane story

Since you seem to have an alliance with this "Deano", could you not summon him on Bwa Ha Ha and I's behalf.

You assistance would be appreciated...

Bwa Ha Ha
yes, indeed

Emperor Ashtar
What kind of ideas do you need, I'm mean what specific theme areyou intrested in. Please be more descriptive, and I will try to help.

Darth Kreiger
Originally posted by Imperial Logic
Since you seem to have an alliance with this "Deano", could you not summon him on Bwa Ha Ha and I's behalf.

You assistance would be appreciated...

Alliance? I think the guys a nut, but ok


I suggest a Deity of some sort, that controls a Government, and it's way of seeking retribution is by having the Government kill people.(Pieced together by strange conspiracy Theories eek! )

Also, let the Rabbit God have giant Chicken Bodyguards

Deano
Originally posted by Darth Kreiger
Alliance? I think the guys a nut, but ok



how so?

i think you are a brainwashed fool

Imperial Logic
Greetings.

Really any silly, graphic, or rabbit related myth, known or self fabricated, will be appreciated.

"Nuts"? To whom are you referring? If it is to me, note that I am, in fact, not a guy.

Hmm...Chicken Guards...
We were wanting to stick to rabbits around Karoz, but another deity, or various others, could be formulated. Also, rubber chickens could be inserted somewhere.

Greetings, Deano. Can you aid our cause, with your alleged psycho and random-ness skills?



Are there any conspiracies surrounding Rubber Chickens?

(Source of Art: DeviantART)

Deano
no

Darth Kreiger
IDEA!

Have a Homosexual Cyclops

Bwa Ha Ha
Oh, well, at least your giving random ideas... but is there anything more, you know, rabbitish you can think of?

Imperial Logic
Or graphic?
giljotiini
Graphic is good, too.

Imperial Logic
How about urban legends or just some story concerning rubber chickens.

They never seem to be mentioned.

Darth Kreiger
Have a Bugs Bunny rip off named Bugz Bunny so you can't get sued, and have him eat Rubber Chickens

And this guy osama

Bwa Ha Ha
lol 'bugz'

Imperial Logic
. . .

Bwa Ha Ha
............

Imperial Logic
Is anyone...helpful, there?

Darth Kreiger
Sorry, my good ideas are for my benefit alone =P

Look at Deano's threads about Aliens, and all our Leaders being Lizard People

Deano
when did i say our leaders are lizard people? oh wait..i didnt.

you are close minded. its a shame

Darth Kreiger
Originally posted by Deano
when did i say our leaders are lizard people? oh wait..i didnt.

you are close minded. its a shame

I dunno, I don't really read your threads, but I remember you talking about the Queen of England being a Lizard Person

Bwa Ha Ha
Whose close minded. Oh, yes, our leaders are lizards, didn't you know?

Imperial Logic
I've heard the shrubbery, I mean the President of America's Family, are all cannibals. . .

Bwa Ha Ha
Cool pic!!!

aniron
look up "the mabinogion" they are wlsh celtic folk tales! some true.

Bwa Ha Ha
thanks

Imperial Logic
This thread died. . .

Bwa Ha Ha
No it didn't!

Imperial Logic
Might as well have. . .

Mr Parker
Originally posted by Mr Krieger
You need to talk to Deano, he'll tell you every insane story

kinda like all the insane storys the media manufactures that you blindly swallow and believe. roll eyes (sarcastic) you are a PERFECT example of someone who believes in myths and legends. big grin

Imperial Logic
Who believes the media blindly?
Most times what is considered "myth" and "legend" is nigh as believable, at least almost always more helpful, that modern "media".

Bwa Ha Ha
lol cnn

Imperial Logic
http://www.blueharvest.net/sound/spoof/cnnpower.wav

Mr Parker
Originally posted by Imperial Logic
Who believes the media blindly?
Most times what is considered "myth" and "legend" is nigh as believable, at least almost always more helpful, that modern "media".

Mr Krieger does. big grin He believes the fairly tale version the government is shoving down our throats and the mainstream media is tooting the horns of that it was arab terrorists behind it all and ignores facts that prove that it was an inside job by the government and when people dont accept the official version he goes on to call them conspiracy theorists when the only conspiracy theorists are George Bush and Dick cheney,its their theory that it was arab terrosists behind it all with no proof of that except manufactured lies.

Imperial Logic
I'm not sure whether or not I think it was all an inside job...but I don't believe that the Shrubbery and his allies are incapable of such things...
Anyway, I do believe that America, at least currently, is not to be trusted...

Bwa Ha Ha
Ummmm......Look at these: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

I'm sure LEWZMP would be capable of saying some of them....

Imperial Logic
Awesome.
http://www.bushorchimp.com/

Bwa Ha Ha
lol

Imperial Logic
No one will ever help Karoz.....

Bwa Ha Ha
sad

Imperial Logic
Tovar comes...

Bwa Ha Ha
Does he?!?! eek!

Imperial Logic
Does he, indeed...

Bwa Ha Ha
Because he's going to explode.....

Imperial Logic
And there is no cage...

....nor aid to Karoz.

Bwa Ha Ha
Awwwwwwww............e

Imperial Logic
...are there any conspiracies surrounding Burton?

Bwa Ha Ha
lol

Imperial Logic
THE WAR WOUND!

Bwa Ha Ha
That was hilarious....

"Manager.........manager........."

"........The WOUND......"

Imperial Logic
Indeed.

Not to mention all the improvised lines...
'Dennis' was particularly good at being in character, eh?

Bwa Ha Ha
lol..........not

LEWZMP
huh?

Bwa Ha Ha
What?

Bwa Ha Ha
I'm lost.

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