Barker vs. taft (Round 1)

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H. S. 6
Barker vs. taft


Judge: Sauce


Theme: Sapien Paliurus
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Must include an image, stock picture, or render of a REAL person (actor, actress, sports player, etc.) AND an image, stock picture, or render of some kind of plant (flower, tree, etc.). Creativity is a must!


Criteria: 540 x 150 pixels. 75 kb limit.


Deadline: Friday, September 29th - 4:30 EASTERN Time (roughly 4 days from the creation of this thread)


Good luck, sigmakers!

Thorinn
$4 Mist dollars on Rekrab.

taft
Icon5

Thorinn
no expression

TOH
Originally posted by Thorinn
$4 Mist dollars on Rekrab.
$40 Mist dollars on double forfeit ermm

Thorinn
Originally posted by TOH
$40 Mist dollars on double forfeit ermm I'll take those odds. ermm

Lana
Originally posted by TOH
$40 Mist dollars on double forfeit ermm

I'll kill them both ermm

Please, though, quit with the off-topic posting in the tournament match threads.

Barker
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Barker vs. taft

smile
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Judge: Sauce

smile
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Theme: Sapien Paliurus
- - -
Must include an image, stock picture, or render of a REAL person (actor, actress, sports player, etc.) AND an image, stock picture, or render of some kind of plant (flower, tree, etc.). Creativity is a must!


no expression

Alliance
mad HOW DARE YOU QUESTION.

Barker
Did this in a hurry, but you get the idea. srug

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5787/saucianbu6.gif

Dusty
laughinglaughing

BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
Did this in a hurry, but you get the idea. srug

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5787/saucianbu6.gif
instead of wating time making stupid gifs
maybe you should work on your sig and win the tournament erm

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
Did this in a hurry, but you get the idea. srug

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5787/saucianbu6.gif

crylaugh

Syren
laughing out loud

Xero, no harm done leftright

lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
Did this in a hurry, but you get the idea. srug

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5787/saucianbu6.gif If that's your entry, then you lose. No plant. ermm

calvs
Originally posted by lord xyz
If that's your entry, then you lose. No plant. ermm
Uh...


He meant he made it to show what he thinks about the theme.

Thorinn
Originally posted by taft
Icon5

BakaXero
Originally posted by Syren
laughing out loud

Xero, no harm done leftright
If you know Barker like i know Barker. (Michael not Kerry)

Barker
Originally posted by BakaXero
If you know Barker like i know Barker. (Michael not Kerry)
Was that supposed to make sense?Originally posted by BakaXero
instead of wating time making stupid gifs
maybe you should work on your sig and win the tournament erm
Silence.

calvs
Originally posted by Barker
Was that supposed to make sense?

I guess it's that way with all Australians. We should just nod our head and laugh erm

Barker
OH OKAY.

BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
Was that supposed to make sense?
Silence.
yes
and what part of it doesn't make sense to you?
Originally posted by calvs
I guess it's that way with all Australians. We should just nod our head and laugh erm
back to your hole!

Alliance
tongue_ss

Barker
Originally posted by BakaXero
yes
and what part of it doesn't make sense to you?

The whole thing.

smile

calvs
Originally posted by BakaXero
yes
and what part of it doesn't make sense to you?

back to your hole!

Back to your Bamboo Thicket!

BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
The whole thing.

smile
well maybe you dont make sense erm
Originally posted by calvs
Back to your Bamboo Thicket!
mhm

DigiMark007
*still can't figure out what the theme actually is*

confused

BakaXero
people

Barker
Anyway...

*Prances around to celebrate Lana's Lax enforcement.*

BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
Anyway...

*Prances around to celebrate Lana's Lax enforcement.*
laxative enforcement?
eww!!!!

DigiMark007
Originally posted by BakaXero
laxative enforcement?
eww!!!!

...I guess she has to wash out the spam-filled 'sewage' in her forums.

wink

Syren
Originally posted by BakaXero
If you know Barker like i know Barker. (Michael not Kerry)

laughing out loud

Clever... stop telling everyone we share the same surname leftright

Lana
eekermm

BakaXero
Originally posted by Syren
laughing out loud

Clever... stop telling everyone we share the same surname leftright
well your fault for letting me know
and i didn't want my words to be used against me erm

Syren
Originally posted by Lana
eekermm

I know, it's so embarrassing cry

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Barker
smile

smile

no expression

At least it's not comic book-ish. Stop complaining. mhm

Originally posted by Barker
Did this in a hurry, but you get the idea. srug

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5787/saucianbu6.gif

laughing

Barker
I plan on turning something in, but hypothetically, what would happen if taft and I bummed out?

Thorinn
You would take a lashing in town square.

Lana
Originally posted by Barker
I plan on turning something in, but hypothetically, what would happen if taft and I bummed out?

I would eat both your souls.

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Barker
I plan on turning something in, but hypothetically, what would happen if taft and I bummed out?

Lana would eat both your souls.

Thorinn
Originally posted by Lana
I would eat both your souls. shock

BakaXero
Originally posted by Barker
I plan on turning something in, but hypothetically, what would happen if taft and I bummed out?
you can waste time making a gif but you cant make a sig?
oh wait... the criteria... right...

TOH
I didn't want to derail this thread..BUT

Originally posted by TOH
$40 Mist dollars on double forfeit ermm

no expression

BakaXero
Originally posted by TOH
I didn't want to derail this thread..BUT



no expression
Ill take those odds!!!

Alliance
Originally posted by Lana
I would eat both your souls.

eekermm

Barker
Hypothetically, of course.

ShinobiRikari
Nice little movie, Rekrab! The Governator, laughing.

Thorinn
Originally posted by taft
Icon5

Barker
Originally posted by ShinobiRikari
Nice little movie, Rekrab! The Governator, laughing.
detective

taft
Entry:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2084/entrysrugyt5.jpg


Render? Stock?

Plant.

calvs
I have an infinite supply of mist dollars.

I'll bet $40 Lana eats soul for dinner tonight embarrasment

Swe_Bum
Originally posted by taft
Entry:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2084/entrysrugyt5.jpg


Render? Stock?

Plant. LOL nice thumb up laughing

Barker
Originally posted by taft
Entry:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2084/entrysrugyt5.jpg


Render? Stock?

Plant.
laughing

Thorinn
Originally posted by taft
Entry:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2084/entrysrugyt5.jpg


Render? Stock?

Plant. Originally posted by Barker
laughing

Alliance
laughing

Barker
Neville and Luna snuck out of Hogwarts to snip off Tree twigs in the Forbidden forest. Romantic. But then Voldemort came. no expression


Rushed so I could meet the deadline, and since I'm in the Potter thing now, Meh.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8334/druyt6.gif

(Saved as GIF with Transparency on either side to meet size requirements.)

Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
Neville and Luna snuck out of Hogwarts to snip off Tree twigs in the Forbidden forest. Romantic. But then Voldemort came. no expression


Rushed so I could meet the deadline, and since I'm in the Potter thing now, Meh.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8334/druyt6.gif

(Saved as GIF with Transparency on either side to meet size requirements.) Originally posted by Barker
laughing

Lana
lol excellent.

DigiMark007
Two entries?

Congrats. *claps wildly*

ShinobiRikari
Originally posted by Barker
Neville and Luna snuck out of Hogwarts to snip off Tree twigs in the Forbidden forest. Romantic. But then Voldemort came. no expression


Rushed so I could meet the deadline, and since I'm in the Potter thing now, Meh.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8334/druyt6.gif

(Saved as GIF with Transparency on either side to meet size requirements.)
OMG! Barker actually met the deadline???????? blink

TOH
Originally posted by ShinobiRikari
OMG! Barker actually met the deadline???????? blink
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Icon5)

Barker
Rolleyes.

Thorinn
No Expression.

Barker
Barker.

Thorinn
doped

Barker
New Clothes Smell.

calvs
Mrs. Thorinn

Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
New Clothes Smell. Is that why the how to wash tag reads*wash before wear*?Originally posted by calvs
Mrs. Thorinn Stop trying to be funny.

Barker
Originally posted by Thorinn
Is that why the how to wash tag reads*wash before wear*?
I don't know. I was in the mall and I decided I needed new clothes, so I bought some.

srug

Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
I don't know. I was in the mall and I decided I needed new clothes, so I bought some.

srug And you decided to smell them at the same time? hmm

Barker
Originally posted by Thorinn
And you decided to smell them at the same time? hmm
Yeah. Who doesn't?

calvs
Originally posted by Thorinn
Stop trying to be funny.

Stop being a sore loser cause I beat you in the tourny.

Barker
dotnone.

calvs
no expression

Barker
Stop being a sore loser cause you're on my MSN contact list.

Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah. Who doesn't? srugOriginally posted by calvs
Stop being a sore loser cause I beat you in the tourny. stfu already.


No one here is a sore loser, except you when someone kicks your ass out of the tournament.

TOH
Originally posted by calvs
Stop being a sore loser cause I beat you in the tourny.

Stop being a sore loser cause ..cause... ah whatever....

just stop it.

Barker
Originally posted by calvs
Stop being a sore loser cause I beat you in the tourny.
dunt sai that

Syren
Originally posted by Barker
Stop being a sore loser cause you're on my MSN contact list.

You use MSN? mhm

(Nice entry)

Barker
Originally posted by Syren
You use MSN? mhm

(Nice entry)
Yes. hmh

(Thanks.)

lord xyz
Originally posted by taft
Entry:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2084/entrysrugyt5.jpg


Render? Stock?

Plant. *laugh*

calvs
Originally posted by Thorinn
srug stfu already.


No one here is a sore loser, except you when someone kicks your ass out of the tournament.
Uhh. You are the one that flipped out in the thread cause you lost. Grow up. And no, I won't be a sore loser. Probably everything I say is going to count against me.

Thorinn
Originally posted by calvs
Uhh. You are the one that flipped out in the thread cause you lost. Grow up. And no, I won't be a sore loser. Probably everything I say is going to count against me. point it out where I flipped out.



Stop being an ******* for once.


I'm glad you won, yours was better than mine, but you have a tendency to think your the best here, which you are not.

Lana
Shut up both of you, please.

There will be none of this whiny-ass sig drama bullshit, go to chaos if you want that.

calvs
Originally posted by Thorinn
point it out where I flipped out.



Stop being an ******* for once.


I'm glad you won, yours was better than mine, but you have a tendency to think your the best here, which you are not.
Sorry Lana, but this is pure BS.

I have never said anywhere that I am better than anybody else on here. Provide proof rather than make assumptions.


And as for being a sore loser:
Originally posted by Thorinn
Read between the lines.

I'm not sure what back-asswards place you are from, but where I live it means F uck you (without the space in between the F and u. I did this to avoid all smart-assery directed at it.).

Thorinn
Originally posted by calvs
Sorry Lana, but this is pure BS.

I have never said anywhere that I am better than anybody else on here. Provide proof rather than make assumptions.


And as for being a sore loser:


I'm not sure what back-asswards place you are from, but where I live it means F uck you (without the space in between the F and u. I did this to avoid all smart-assery directed at it.).
Originally posted by calvs
I didn't even know that was a tourny battle.. It didn't say it in the thread title..
Originally posted by Thorinn
Read between the lines.

I don't see were you get sore loser out of that, my reply came right after yours, and you responded with .

Originally posted by calvs
I did. And all I got was
" (etc...)"


no expression


So if that means fu, then thats your problem, and not mine.





Btw...sorry Lana.

calvs
Exactly. That means all I got was blank space in between the lines of text. I was trying to shed some humor on the conversing but you just keep bringing your negative attitude when I post in here.

Don't be an ass. Be like Digi, he took the loss and move on. You aren't the only person that got eliminated. It's no conspiracy against you.

Lana
Both of you cut it out, now.

I am serious.

I will NOT tolerate this sort of crap in here.

Barker
no expression

How mature.

DigiMark007
Originally posted by calvs
Be like Digi...

...sage advice for anyone looking to become the perfect human being.

angel

stick out tongue

calvs
Amen.

When ever I'm in a tight spot I think WWDD (What would Digi do?)

Vinny Valentine
Wow.

What a bunch of cry babies.


Barker, want to make babies with me?

Alliance
MAKE LOVE! NOT BABIES!

lord xyz
Why do people still post in these threads when the battle is over.

Syren
Why did you post in this thread now the battle is over just to ask why people post in threads once the battles are over?

lord xyz
Originally posted by Syren
Why did you post in this thread now the battle is over just to ask why people post in threads once the battles are over? So people could think about the reason they do so.

Why did you post in this thread to ask why I posted in this thread to ask why people post in these threads when the battles are over?

Syren
Originally posted by lord xyz
So people could think about the reason they do so.

Why did you post in this thread to ask why I posted in this thread to ask why people post in these threads when the battles are over?

Trying to be funny shrug

stick out tongue

Barker
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Wow.

What a bunch of cry babies.


Barker, want to make babies with me?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Why do people still post in these threads when the battle is over.
Neg. I see no Sauce Juice in here.

TOH
sauce? anyone?

Alliance
Originally posted by TOH
sauce? anyone?

calvs
DODGERS IN THE MOTHAFUKN PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!

Barker
Originally posted by calvs
DODGERS IN THE MOTHAFUKN PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE DODGERS!!!!!!!

WE'RE ALL PADRES FANS. (WHO ALSO CLINCHED A PLAYOFF SPOT!!!!!!)

calvs
Originally posted by Barker
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE DODGERS!!!!!!!

WE'RE ALL PADRES FANS. (WHO ALSO CLINCHED A PLAYOFF SPOT!!!!!!)
PADRES WILL MOST LIKELY GET WILDCARD AND GO UP AGAINST THE METS.

GOODBYE PADRES!!

TheKingofKINGS!
spoiler tags are annoying!


ANd the Dodgers are one of the worst good teams in baseball. They will most definately be eliminated in the first series.

calvs
That's a matter of opinion. We'll have to see what happens.

Wildcard teams have won many times before.

Lana
Go White Sox w00t

...even though we're out of the playoffs...miffed

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by calvs
That's a matter of opinion. We'll have to see what happens.

Wildcard teams have won many times before. Yes, I'm aware of that. Namely the Red sox in '04.

However, Dodgers fail.Originally posted by Lana
Go White Sox w00t

...even though we're out of the playoffs...miffed White Sox rule. I wish they played at Wrigly.

calvs
Don't forget the marlins.

Lana
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Yes, I'm aware of that. Namely the Red sox in '04.

However, Dodgers fail. White Sox rule. I wish they played at Wrigly.

**** Wrigley, that's where the Cubs play sick

Alliance
Wrigley thumb up

Cubs sick

Lana
Originally posted by Alliance
Wrigley thumb up

Cubs sick

Go South Side! w00t

calvs
Originally posted by Lana
**** Wrigley, that's where the Cubs play sick
lol. Whats with people abandoninging the cubs after afew bad seasons? Dodgers are the kings of bad seasons, and I've stayed with them throught all 16 years of my life.

Lana
Originally posted by calvs
lol. Whats with people abandoninging the cubs after afew bad seasons? Dodgers are the kings of bad seasons, and I've stayed with them throught all 16 years of my life.

I'm a White Sox fan. I have ALWAYS been a White Sox fan, and I have never liked the Cubs.

You just don't know how Chicago works when it comes to baseball stick out tongue

Alliance
Originally posted by calvs
lol. Whats with people abandoninging the cubs after afew bad seasons? Dodgers are the kings of bad seasons, and I've stayed with them throught all 16 years of my life.

Born and Raised south side.

Lana
Originally posted by Alliance
Born and Raised south side.

Ditto on that. I used to live around Midway when I lived in the city.

And for those who don't know...in Chicago, if you're from the south side, you're a White Sox fan. If you're a north sider, you're a Cubs fan.

My aunts live on the north side, within a mile of Wrigley Stadium, yet grew up on the south side and are still Sox fans.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by calvs
lol. Whats with people abandoninging the cubs after afew bad seasons? Dodgers are the kings of bad seasons, and I've stayed with them throught all 16 years of my life. Kings of bad seasons?

How about my home baseball teams? The (you guessed it) Pirates. They currently hold and increase the record for "Most consecutive seasons under .500" It's been 14 seasons....my entire life.

Barker
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
However, Dodgers fail.
lol

calvs
okay. We'll see.

Barker
Probably. Unless one of us somehow loses the ability to see between now and the first round.

no expression

calvs
Yeah. I'll try to stop looking at porn too. no expression

Barker
No expression. no expression

calvs
.none

H. S. 6
*goes to find Barker's and taft's signatures in this seven-page-worth-of-mostly-useless-crap thread*

dodgy

H. S. 6
Taft:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2084/entrysrugyt5.jpg

+ Humour-y-ness (continues to giggle)
+ Concept/Application of the theme (still giggling)
- Text is just thrown in there
- Seemingly overall lack of effort (no border?!)

Funny sig, and a great idea. smile


Barker:

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8334/druyt6.gif

+ Concept (Just... cool. smile )
+ Nice use of the different images (Dark Mark, Death Eaters)
- Neville and the plant kind of seem a bit out of place
- Text (Blah...)

Cool idea, and a nice manipulation. smile



These sigs are very different, which makes it hard to judge. However, the one that I enjoyed more is... BARKER'S. It was more aesthetically pleasing and seemed to have had more effort put into it. Good job to both of you, and...


Congratulations, Barker!

taft
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Taft:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/2084/entrysrugyt5.jpg

+ Humour-y-ness (continues to giggle)
+ Concept/Application of the theme (still giggling)
- Text is just thrown in there
- Seemingly overall lack of effort (no border?!)

Funny sig, and a great idea. smile


Barker:

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8334/druyt6.gif

+ Concept (Just... cool. smile )
+ Nice use of the different images (Dark Mark, Death Eaters)
- Neville and the plant kind of seem a bit out of place
- Text (Blah...)

Cool idea, and a nice manipulation. smile



These sigs are very different, which makes it hard to judge. However, the one that I enjoyed more is... BARKER'S. It was more aesthetically pleasing and seemed to have had more effort put into it. Good job to both of you, and...


Congratulations, Barker!

icon5 What a suprise!

Vinny Valentine
I thought Tafts Text was a great fit for mario srug

GJ Guys.

Barker
Originally posted by taft
icon5 What a suprise!
No kidding. weep

taft
Now you have to continue. smile

Barker
Neg. I'll probably end up failing to turn something in. no expression

lord xyz
So who's Barker gonna face?

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