F'uck Holding Your Liquor Can You Hold Your Bladder?
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LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.
Barker
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-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.
So, you danced with him and now he's your boyfriend? Congrats!!
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bloigen
herbnone
If you want to post pics of yourself please go to the members pic thread.mhm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
So, you danced with him and now he's your boyfriend? Congrats!!
It didn't work when you pissed on yourself and tried to dance with me and it didn't work for him either.schmoll
Bloigen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you want to post pics of yourself please go to the members pic thread.mhm
herborly
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It didn't work when you pissed on yourself and tried to dance with me and it didn't work for him either.schmoll
Oh yeah? Well . . .
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/zzzzzysig.jpg
Daedalus
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.
shocking
Bloigen
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh yeah? Well . . .
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/zzzzzysig.jpg
Qvagina?
Milkie
SCREW YOU MAN!!!
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE FRIGGIN KMC BOARD!!!
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bloigen
herborly
Aww baby Bloigen.
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh yeah? Well . . .
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/zzzzzysig.jpg
And you still can't have any.goheadgirl
Originally posted by Bloigen
Qvagina?
He has dyslexia.lookaround
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Milkie
SCREW YOU MAN!!!
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE FRIGGIN KMC BOARD!!!
Then learn some proper manner a$$hole.
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
And you still can't have any.goheadgirl
Aren't you like fifteen?
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by Bloigen
Qvagina?
There's a new vagina in town, and it's name is 'Q'. cowboy
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Milkie
SCREW YOU MAN!!!
You won't.
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Aren't you like fifteen?
Yeah if you add three years to that.
Originally posted by Milkie
She hates guys
Nope just you.
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
There's a new vagina in town, and it's name is 'Q'. cowboy
Her name is Tinkerbell.mhm
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yeah if you add three years to that.
You're only twelve???
LethalFemme
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
You're only twelve???
You said you liked them young.
Milkie
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You said you liked them young.
I want sex with you
Bloigen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You said you liked them young.
shock
*phones QVagina*
Mr. Bacon
your only 18 lf shock i had you figured for like 23
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Milkie
I want sex with you
ermm
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
your only 18 lf shock i had you figured for like 23
*Hi this is Q better known as Tinkerbell I'm not in, busy or just don't like you at the moment so leave a message and depending on your name age, what you look like and the size of your penis I'll get back to you.* *BEEEEEEP*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
your only 18 lf shock i had you figured for like 23
I'm 18 1/2.schmoll
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
ermm
*Hi this is Q better known as Tinkerbell I'm not in, busy or just don't like you at the moment so leave a message and depending on your name age, what you look like and the size of your penis I'll get back to you.* *BEEEEEEP*
how dare you! mhm
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm 18 1/2.schmoll
im 19 disgust
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
how dare you! mhm
No how dare you call me at 2 am.mhm
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im 19 disgust
Eww you're old.disgust
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
No how dare you call me at 2 am.mhm
Eww you're old.disgust
you told me too mhm
damn
InnerRise
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
your only 18 lf shock i had you figured for like 23 You know how these young girls perpetrate nowadays.
is it comprehensible.....
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
you told me too mhm
damn
I said 2:15 a.m.
petpet
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I said 2:15 a.m.
petpet
well excuse me for trying to impress disgust
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
well excuse me for trying to impress disgust
It was pretty bold of you.hmm
How's the college life?
Mr. Bacon
good
LethalFemme
did you make any new college friends? Get invited to any frat parties?
LethalFemme
You should. Are you thinking of joing a frat?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
no
that's cool what are you majoring in?
Mr. Bacon
environmental science
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
environmental science
I can see that.hmm
How many classes are you taking?
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
So, you danced with him and now he's your boyfriend? Congrats!!
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It didn't work when you pissed on yourself and tried to dance with me and it didn't work for him either.schmoll
lolabove
Originally posted by Bloigen
herbnone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you want to post pics of yourself please go to the members pic thread.mhm
hysterical
This is one hilarious thread!!! clapping
Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.
What a loser hysterical
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.
This story is so fake...obviously no one would come over and talk to you mhm
InnerRise
I refuse to poison my body with gator juice.
mhm
is it comprehensible.....
Mišt
ps reported for trying to bypass the censor
-Tired Hiker-
I downloaded the latest censor bypassing software earlier tonight. It's called A*SF*CK 2007. Works really well so far. I spent like a thousand euros on it.
x_hp_fan
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I downloaded the latest censor bypassing software earlier tonight. It's called A*SF*CK 2007. Works really well so far. I spent like a thousand euros on it.
I can hold my liquor and my bladder and there's usually a line to get into the bathroom whenever we drink at my casa!
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wish that was true then we never would have met.mhm
You messed up your smilie thereermm
And someone had to take pitydoped
Mišt
What. the. ****. just. happened
This is what I said
You messed up your smilie thereermm
And someone had to take pitydoped
and it quoted my sig and your quote and somehow added my line in yours
x_hp_fan
That was weird
Mišt
Originally posted by InnerRise
SSSUUUURRRREEEEEEEEEEEE. shifty
RRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTTT. shifty
ExFook Me, but no. mhm
is it comprehensible.....
mhm
This is what it looks like:
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/6397/1fm6.jpg
And this is what it posts:
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2670/2zg6.jpg
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Maybe just maybe it's a sign that we have more power on this board than we thought.ermm
Cool *deletes your account* ermm
InnerRise
Oh My God.
If you highlight this smiley right here you see a completely different picture:
Doesn't look so happy to me scared
is it comprehensible.....
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have more powers than you.ermm
Pfft like what?ermm
Mišt
I knew you'd say that lol
Mišt
Cause you're perverted ermm
Me on the other hand..innocent
Mišt
Dont try to corrupt my innocence.disgust
Mišt
I said nahuh
Thorinn
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.
Originally posted by Bloigen
herbnone
Sanctuary
I got a really weird mental image when I read the title of this thread. crazy
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