F'uck Holding Your Liquor Can You Hold Your Bladder?

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LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.rolling on floor laughing

Barker
laughing

leftright

Bloigen
herbnone

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.rolling on floor laughing

So, you danced with him and now he's your boyfriend? Congrats!! smile

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bloigen
herbnone

If you want to post pics of yourself please go to the members pic thread.mhm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
So, you danced with him and now he's your boyfriend? Congrats!! smile

It didn't work when you pissed on yourself and tried to dance with me and it didn't work for him either.schmoll

Bloigen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you want to post pics of yourself please go to the members pic thread.mhm

herborly

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It didn't work when you pissed on yourself and tried to dance with me and it didn't work for him either.schmoll

Oh yeah? Well . . .

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/zzzzzysig.jpg

Daedalus
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.rolling on floor laughing

shocking

Bloigen
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh yeah? Well . . .

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/zzzzzysig.jpg

Qvagina? confused

Milkie
SCREW YOU MAN!!!

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE FRIGGIN KMC BOARD!!!

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bloigen
herborly

Aww baby Bloigen.happy

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh yeah? Well . . .

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/zzzzzysig.jpg

And you still can't have any.goheadgirl

Originally posted by Bloigen
Qvagina? confused

He has dyslexia.lookaround

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Milkie
SCREW YOU MAN!!!

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE FRIGGIN KMC BOARD!!!

Then learn some proper manner a$$hole.mad

Milkie
SCREW YOU MAN!!!

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme




And you still can't have any.goheadgirl





Aren't you like fifteen? confused

Milkie
She hates guys

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by Bloigen
Qvagina? confused

There's a new vagina in town, and it's name is 'Q'. cowboy

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Milkie
SCREW YOU MAN!!!

You won't.stick out tongue

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Aren't you like fifteen? confused

Yeah if you add three years to that.yes

Originally posted by Milkie
She hates guys

Nope just you.happy

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
There's a new vagina in town, and it's name is 'Q'. cowboy

Her name is Tinkerbell.mhm

-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by LethalFemme



Yeah if you add three years to that.yes




You're only twelve??? confused

LethalFemme
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
You're only twelve??? confused

You said you liked them young.miffed

Milkie
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You said you liked them young.miffed

I want sex with you

Bloigen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You said you liked them young.miffed

shock

*phones QVagina*

Mr. Bacon
your only 18 lf shock i had you figured for like 23

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Milkie
I want sex with you

ermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
your only 18 lf shock i had you figured for like 23

*Hi this is Q better known as Tinkerbell I'm not in, busy or just don't like you at the moment so leave a message and depending on your name age, what you look like and the size of your penis I'll get back to you.* *BEEEEEEP*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
your only 18 lf shock i had you figured for like 23

I'm 18 1/2.schmoll

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
ermm



*Hi this is Q better known as Tinkerbell I'm not in, busy or just don't like you at the moment so leave a message and depending on your name age, what you look like and the size of your penis I'll get back to you.* *BEEEEEEP*
how dare you! mhm

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm 18 1/2.schmoll
im 19 disgust

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
how dare you! mhm

No how dare you call me at 2 am.mhm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
im 19 disgust

Eww you're old.disgust

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
No how dare you call me at 2 am.mhm



Eww you're old.disgust
you told me too mhm

damn sad

InnerRise
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
your only 18 lf shock i had you figured for like 23 You know how these young girls perpetrate nowadays.

is it comprehensible.....

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
you told me too mhm

damn sad

I said 2:15 a.m.stick out tongue

petpet

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I said 2:15 a.m.stick out tongue

petpet
well excuse me for trying to impress disgust

happy

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
well excuse me for trying to impress disgust

happy

It was pretty bold of you.hmm

How's the college life? stick out tongue

Mr. Bacon
good smile

LethalFemme
did you make any new college friends? Get invited to any frat parties?

Mr. Bacon
a few and no

LethalFemme
You should. Are you thinking of joing a frat?

Mr. Bacon
no

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
no

that's cool what are you majoring in?

Mr. Bacon
environmental science

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
environmental science

I can see that.hmm

How many classes are you taking?

Mr. Bacon
5

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.rolling on floor laughing
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
So, you danced with him and now he's your boyfriend? Congrats!! smile Originally posted by LethalFemme
It didn't work when you pissed on yourself and tried to dance with me and it didn't work for him either.schmoll

lolabove


Originally posted by Bloigen
herbnone
Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you want to post pics of yourself please go to the members pic thread.mhm

hysterical

This is one hilarious thread!!! clapping

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.rolling on floor laughing

What a loser hysterical

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.rolling on floor laughing

This story is so fake...obviously no one would come over and talk to you mhm

InnerRise
I refuse to poison my body with gator juice.

mhm

is it comprehensible.....

-Tired Hiker-

Mišt
ps reported for trying to bypass the censor eek!

-Tired Hiker-
I downloaded the latest censor bypassing software earlier tonight. It's called A*SF*CK 2007. Works really well so far. I spent like a thousand euros on it. cool

x_hp_fan
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I downloaded the latest censor bypassing software earlier tonight. It's called A*SF*CK 2007. Works really well so far. I spent like a thousand euros on it. cool
laughing



I can hold my liquor and my bladder and there's usually a line to get into the bathroom whenever we drink at my casa! happy

LethalFemme

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wish that was true then we never would have met.mhm

You messed up your smilie thereermm

And someone had to take pitydoped

Mišt
What. the. ****. just. happened no expression


This is what I said

You messed up your smilie thereermm

And someone had to take pitydoped


and it quoted my sig and your quote and somehow added my line in yours no expression

x_hp_fan
That was weird no expression

InnerRise

LethalFemme

Mišt
Originally posted by InnerRise
SSSUUUURRRREEEEEEEEEEEE. shifty

RRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTTT. shifty

ExFook Me, but no. mhm

is it comprehensible.....

mhm

This is what it looks like:
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/6397/1fm6.jpg

And this is what it posts:
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2670/2zg6.jpg


no expression

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Maybe just maybe it's a sign that we have more power on this board than we thought.ermm

Cool *deletes your account* ermm

InnerRise
Oh My God.

If you highlight this smiley right here you see a completely different picture: happy

Doesn't look so happy to me scared

is it comprehensible.....

LethalFemme

Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have more powers than you.ermm

Pfft like what?ermm

LethalFemme

Mišt
I knew you'd say that lol

LethalFemme

Mišt
Cause you're perverted ermm

Me on the other hand..innocent

LethalFemme

Mišt
Dont try to corrupt my innocence.disgust

LethalFemme

Mišt
nahuh

LethalFemme
eyes

Mišt
I said nahuh
miffed

Thorinn
Originally posted by LethalFemme
So last night me and a few friends go out and there is this guy although cute he was getting completety trashed. So eventually he comes over and is talking to us and then he starts peeing on himself. He doesn't even excuse himself. He just pees on himself. And then he starts asking us to dance.rolling on floor laughing Originally posted by Bloigen
herbnone

Syren
laughing

Sanctuary
I got a really weird mental image when I read the title of this thread. crazy

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