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The goal is to have the biggest Penis in the thread. The game goes like this:

Barker: I have a huge Penis.

Thorinn: I have a bigger Penis.

Barker: Mine is bigger.

Etc: Mine is bigger than both of yours..

Etc.


I have a Huge Penis.

i have a bigger penis

I have a larger BRAIN.

is it comprehensible.....

I have a bigger penis than you

i hope she doesnt even have a penis

i havea bigger penis

I have a larger Penis.

Which means I'm winning.

my cock is much bigger than yours
my cock can walk right through that door
with a feeling so pure
its got you screaming out for...

I have two larger penises.

Originally posted by Itzak
I have two larger penises. i have five

Originally posted by undercoverninja
i have five

Prove it. ermm

Well, Mine is 44 inches long (Views) with a Circumference of 13 (Posts_.

*****es.

My penis is Chuck Norris.

more like 44 millimeters disgust

Make that 44 Long and 16? Wide.

millimeters?

Neg.

Wish I was a mod so I could close this thread and have the last post, therefore having the biggest penis

If that's what it takes. petpet

Originally posted by Barker
Im not sure what a penis is

Originally posted by Barker
My god, we've all been victims of Baka's "Urinary Exam." Well gentlemen, the abuse stops here. I will not turn a one eye monster to this. I am gonna sue that bastard and make him pay through the balls. No ifs, ands, or spotted dicks. I'm gonna be really hard on about this.




Penis.

The force grows strong within my light saber.





















































I'm talking about my penis.

omg........ guys really ARE oversensitive about it.........

Originally posted by Clovie
omg........ guys really ARE oversensitive about it.........

Not me babe. I live by my own rules.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Not me babe. I live by my own rules.

That doesn't matter. I have a bigger wang that joo.

w00t

Originally posted by Dusty
That doesn't matter. I have a bigger wang that joo. I would have to fold mine in half to have one as big as yours

I bet Sanctuary has one so big that it's causing international problems ermm

And you complain on my Topics.

I get TV interference from mine ermm

Mine is long as Π because it has no end.

Originally posted by Council#13
I bet Sanctuary has one so big that it's causing international problems ermm

Oh wait. That's not Sanctuary. It's either Pittman or me. I'm pretty sure it's me though ermm

My weiner is so huge, the earth can wear it for a belt.



Oh yeah.

7.3 inches. Yes I measured try not to cry.

Originally posted by Thorinn
My weiner is so huge, the earth can wear it for a belt.



Oh yeah.

Is that all?ermm

Mine's biggernahuh

*leaves* this just got weird doped

well I myself am a huge penis that can talk, eat and type.

ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
*leaves* this just got weird doped Your penis is small.

I can take you ermm

Originally posted by Roland
well I myself am a huge penis that can talk, eat and type.

ermm And is smarter

Originally posted by silver_tears
I can take you ermm

Originally posted by Council#13
I bet Sanctuary has one so big that it's causing international problems ermm Originally posted by Council#13
Oh wait. That's not Sanctuary. It's either Pittman or me. I'm pretty sure it's me though ermm

Originally posted by ThePittman
And is smarter

Oh yeah, that too shifty

My penis produced the milky way. It's that big.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
My penis produced the milky way. It's that big.

hard to compete with that

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
My penis produced the milky way. It's that big.

The Big Bang was just me wanking off ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I can take you ermm Please do.

Originally posted by Lumanix
Please do.

You didnt let her finish, she was about to say "..shoe shopping" ermm

God himself committed to blasphemy only once, when he first witnessed my slung; 'Jeeeeesuus!'

Originally posted by silver_tears
Damn it, must have sent the invitation to the wrong place again ermm

*doesnt have anything to counter with* ermm

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
God himself committed to blasphemy only once, when he first witnessed my slung; 'Jeeeeesuus!'

If God created man in his image, how did he come up with the image of women?hmm

My wanker is so big it goes back in time and pokes people

Yea!!! Well I have boobs! leftright

Originally posted by ThePittman
My wanker is so big it goes back in time and pokes people

Mine is so big its in the future before meermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea!!! Well I have boobs! leftright

Cheaterdisgust

I once pissed out a kidney stone in to space, it's now known as the moon.
That big

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I once pissed out a kidney stone in to space, it's now known as the moon.
That big

I'd make a joke about my wang and space, but for some reason 'my penis' and 'uranus' just dont seem right to use in the same sentence...ermm

Aliens have been trying to take over Earth for ages, but they keep crashing on my dong.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Aliens have been trying to take over Earth for ages, but they keep crashing on my dong.

Then explain how I've been abducted a few times.

You are just under the belief that you live on the planet Earth... you might just live on something much much larger...

I am hung like a fire ant. I guess I am not very good at this game.

my penis is enormous, and Tom Welling is hott

Enormously SMALL

And he is

Originally posted by Smallville
Enormously SMALL

And he is

HE's drop dead gorgeous man droolio

Add me to your freinds list

Is that a command? How DARE you

Because of a terrifying increase of gayness here, my slung is now negative in dimensions

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Because of a terrifying increase of gayness here, my slung is now negative in dimensions

I wanna be a Mongoose

I am the only Mongoose in these parts.

Bark you should really see someone about your penis obsession

Originally posted by Quincy
Bark you should really see someone about your penis obsession

Agreed ermm

My penis is only two inches......
















































......from the floor.

Originally posted by ~Lord_Vezon~
And you complain on my Topics.
Yes. Your threads are moronic on a daily basis, and not done on purpose. This one is Moronic on purpose, and it's my first in a while.

my penis the biggest of the bigs

Originally posted by Blanka
my penis the biggest of the bigs
Were you trying to type in English or in shit?

I'm Black.


That was easy

Originally posted by Barker
Were you trying to type in English or in shit?

HA! Ownage

Well, hell....ya'll can just go home now....I'm a moose for god's sake...

Originally posted by Impediment
My penis is only two inches......
















































......from the floor. But your only 4" tall

Good length...not freakish. But, definitely have better than average girth.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, hell....ya'll can just go home now....I'm a moose for god's sake...
hahaha
im asian that should explain it

I don't have a penis.

i hope not

Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't have a penis.
haha start a have bigger boobs then everyone else thread

Bump.

Hump.

Get out. barker

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6753/304imageua0.jpg

Originally posted by RZA
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6753/304imageua0.jpg
if that's your internet penis size then your real one must be really small...

^

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4733/1266imageyu6.jpg

Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't have a penis. tohsw00t

I do.

Originally posted by Quincy

i have a penis the size of Florida

Mine is bigger than a banana.

****in C-Master, 3 and a half years of gigantor peen. ermmnone

i have a penis.

I have a bigger penis.

well, im done with puberty yet, soo yeah.


i definitely have a bigger penis.

Doubtful

you know it is....

























This is sarcasm.

My penis is so big, it has an opening act.

Thats fancy.

Doesit do tricks?

All your penises are like baby carrots, mine is a Bratswurst!! OWNED

All your dicks are so small, y'all could screw a pasta strainer.

"My e dick is bigger than yours".......Translation: "I have a short little weiner."

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
"My e dick is bigger than yours".......Translation: "I have a short little weiner."

My penis is so big, it seats six.

You mean:


CleHlHYtuzs

I was going to close this, but I can't bring myself to do it, thus giving the last poster the biggest penis. And I also can't bring myself to make the last post mine, because this thread is dumb.

post.

I have no penis and mine is still bigger than RJ's. awesome



















luff you, RJ.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I have no penis and mine is still bigger than RJ's. awesome


Tranny.
















luff you, RJ.

Keep dreaming, pervert. I know you're into that kind of thing. xD

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Keep dreaming, pervert. I know you're into that kind of thing. xD Hermaphrodite.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hermaphrodite.
I have been well aware of your condition for a long time now, RJ. Your secret of being a hermaphrodite is safe with me!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I have been well aware of your condition for a long time now, RJ. Your secret of being a hermaphrodite is safe with me! No, that's Seb's wet dream, so that the two of you can do me at the same time.

My penis is the reason we have global warming.

Originally posted by Digi
I was going to close this, but I can't bring myself to do it, thus giving the last poster the biggest penis. And I also can't bring myself to make the last post mine, because this thread is dumb.


http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6200/umad1w.jpg

Originally posted by pgdarth95
My penis is the reason we have global warming. I thought that was due to pussy farts.

My penis is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.

my penis has a pantleg for it self.

My penis is so big King Kong is going so climb it in the next remake.

srug

My **** is huge.

My penis is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

thats a good one.

No, it is a big one.

My penis is SOOOO big that......
...it is naughty

My penis is so big that if you could climb to the tip, you could see your house from there.

my penis is so big that if i told u how big it was u'd look @ me like this...itzaklr & then u'd look at me like thiswhathefuk but then u'd look @ me like this...link-rape

My penis is so big, it never has to audition for the part.

My penis is so big you get thorns said 'hey dude, I'm gay for you' dur

My penis is so big, that it has its own penis. And even my penis's penis is bigger than steve rules' penis.

I wonder how long this will go on.

Originally posted by you get thorns
My penis is so big, that it has its own penis. And even my penis's penis is bigger than steve rules' penis.

I know people lie on these forums but I think we all know thats just not true 131 Envy can be such a b!tch

Originally posted by steverules_2
I know people lie on these forums but I think we all know thats just not true 131 Envy can be such a b!tch



Indeed.

Word...as the young kids say these days

i just do drugs and work out to make my penis bigger... less fat on your body also make your penis looking bigger..you could stretch it but i dont think it will be as hard in the moment b/c of the stretch muscle..

My penis is so big, many consider it the Eighth Wonder of the World.

Mine's the Ninth, because it's 9 inches bigger.

LnzYG0ZkrXg

My penis is so big, the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

oh god what a great 15 year old I was.

Originally posted by Barker
oh god what a great 15 year old I was. You say that, but I made a post about my penis just last year. haermm