Ladies, Gentlemen, and Mist, I call upon you all in my hour of need.....
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silver_tears
In need of sex slaves that is, all of you belong to me now! evillaugh
Vinny made me, plus he's not pulling his weight in bed no more, I was bored disgust
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
In need of sex slaves that is, all of you belong to me now! evillaugh
Vinny made me, plus he's not pulling his weight in bed no more, I was bored disgust
You can choose any of the men and women from my stable.
Vinny Valentine
weep
I'm so going on a Sex off.
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You can choose any of the men and women from my stable.
With or without the saddles? hmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
weep
I'm so going on a Sex off.
Shhhh it's alright, I'll let you touch boob icon5
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
Shhhh it's alright, I'll let you touch boob icon5
I Don't want to touch those mhm
I've already nibbled on them ermm
Yes, Thats Right.
Sex Off.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
With or without the saddles? hmm
Feel free to use them I have plenty. There's also a supply of sex slave feed in the back.
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Feel free to use them I have plenty. There's also a supply of sex slave feed in the back.
You must have a whole lot of edible panties ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Don't want to touch those mhm
I've already nibbled on them ~ermm`
Yes, Thats Right.
Sex Off.
That's libel mister! mhm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
You must have a whole lot of edible panties ermm
Panties, dildos, nipple clamps, butt plugs, teasers, twisters, cigarette burns and Mist just came that way.ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Panties, dildos, nipple clamps, butt plugs, teasers, twisters, cigarette burns and Mist just came that way.ermm
*makes a list* kid in a candy store droolio
you keep mist though, I don't want him on my furniture depri
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
In need of sex slaves that is, all of you belong to me now! evillaugh
Vinny made me, plus he's not pulling his weight in bed no more, I was bored disgust
petpet
Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
In need of sex slaves that is, all of you belong to me now! evillaugh
Vinny made me, plus he's not pulling his weight in bed no more, I was bored disgust srugdoped
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
petpet
*searches for affection* cry
silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
srugdoped
ilu, no lie
Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
ilu, no lie Come again? ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
*makes a list* kid in a candy store droolio
you keep mist though, I don't want him on my furniture depri
Completely understandable I myself keep him locked out back.
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Completely understandable I myself keep him locked out back.
Tied to a post? ermm
He'll escape otherwise and endanger the livestock, yea, I mean in that way ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Tied to a post? ermm
He'll escape otherwise and endanger the livestock, yea, I mean in that way ermm
In a cage actually.ermm
I know once he took a bath in a river and the next die all th fish died.ermm
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
*searches for affection* cry
~PETPETWITHAFFECTION~
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
In a cage actually.ermm
I know once he took a bath in a river and the next die all th fish died.ermm
Smart woman.
That's probably because so many saw him naked, and the ones who didn't had to hear about it ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
~PETPETWITHAFFECTION~
It's all I ask touched
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's all I ask touched
Oh.
*Expresses affection, then goes for a shower.*
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Oh.
*Expresses affection, then goes for a shower.*
Why am I sticky all of a sudden?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Smart woman.
That's probably because so many saw him naked, and the ones who didn't had to hear about it ermm
ThanksI thought so too but, it turned out it was because it was his first bath in 17 years.ermm
silver_tears
I feel so sorry for anyone that has to go near that river, or heaven forbid drink from it weep
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Why am I sticky all of a sudden?
All of a sudden? I'm not that quick. mhm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I feel so sorry for anyone that has to go near that river, or heaven forbid drink from it weep
It' dried up now. For awhile it was quarantined and they thought maybe they could save it but, the toxic chemicals found only in his unwashed body was too much.cry
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
All of a sudden? I'm not that quick. mhm
So you do admit it was you! shock
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It' dried up now. For awhile it was quarantined and they thought maybe they could save it but, the toxic chemicals found only in his unwashed body was too much.cry
He should be anally probed. ermm
Errrr for science or something, yea ermm
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
So you do admit it was you! shock
Fine. But it wasn't quick.
M'kay?
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Fine. But it wasn't quick.
M'kay?
Whatever you gotta tell yourself petpet
Don't sticky me up next time mister schmoll
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He should be anally probed. ermm
Errrr for science or something, yea ermm
Oh trust me he is on a daily purpose.
For the good of mankind.ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh trust me he is on a daily purpose.
For the good of mankind.ermm
Are you in charge then? dodgy
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Whatever you gotta tell yourself petpet
Don't sticky me up next time mister schmoll
That's how it works. If you don't like it, there's always the other gender...
But you have to mess with Video tapes and cords to record it for me. Too much to bother with. mhm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Are you in charge then? dodgy
I'm present during the examination. But sometimes I watch.lookaround
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
That's how it works. If you don't like it, there's always the other gender...
But you have to mess with Video tapes and cords to record it for me. Too much to bother with. mhm
That is true hmm
Alright, one more chance, just don't be so quick about it leftright
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm present during the examination. But sometimes I watch.lookaround
Videotape?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Videotape?
Live broadcast across the globe and you can hear him moan with in 52 different language in the name of science. You know for the planet.ermm
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
That is true hmm
Alright, one more chance, just don't be so quick about it leftright
FiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiIIiiiIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE.
Better?
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Live broadcast across the globe and you can hear him moan with in 52 different language in the name of science. You know for the planet.ermm
Yea....doing your part and all that stuff ermm
And to do my part, I might buy a copy hmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
FiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiIIiiiIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE.
Better?
A little to the left icon5
Seriously though, pants off mister, I'm getting cold in this bed by my lonesome leftright
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea....doing your part and all that stuff ermm
And to do my part, I might buy a copy hmm
It can all be yours for 19.95 and each month you'll receive a copy. It'll help people and stuff.ermm
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
A little to the left icon5
Seriously though, pants off mister, I'm getting cold in this bed by my lonesome leftright
That was heavy breathing. Some people have no sense of reading. nahuh
I'm not wearing Pants.. who else is here? ermmad
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It can all be yours for 19.95 and each month you'll receive a copy. It'll help people and stuff.ermm
I only want the one, I don't plan on expanding the horror movie collection much further ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
That was heavy breathing. Some people have no sense of reading. nahuh
I'm not wearing Pants.. who else is here? ermmad
And what happens during sex hmmm? nahuh
Some peope have no sense full stop.
You have very smooth legs then doped
fantasygirl
My, my, you people are really kinky tonight. lookaround
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I only want the one, I don't plan on expanding the horror movie collection much further ermm
Fair enough you may cancel at anytime.ermm
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
And what happens during sex hmmm? nahuh
Some peope have no sense full stop.
You have very smooth legs then doped
I... Sex... no... stop? icon5
That's not my leg. doped
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
My, my, you people are really kinky tonight. lookaround
Everynight dear, everynight doped
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I... Sex... no... stop? icon5
That's not my leg. doped
Alright alright, go ftw then icon5
What was I rubbing up against then lookaround
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fair enough you may cancel at anytime.ermm
So just the one then, it won't break my dvd player will it? sneaky2
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright alright, go ftw then icon5
What was I rubbing up against then lookaround
So just the one then, it won't break my dvd player will it? sneaky2
No but, once you see his naked body you'll know there is no God.ermm
silver_tears
I saw his baby pictures, no need dodgy
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright alright, go ftw then icon5
What was I rubbing up against then lookaround
Well.. I'll give you 3 guesses.
Well, 2 since you're S_T. ermm
LethalFemme
They said when he was born the cross in the hospital with Jesus on it eyes started to bleed.ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Everynight dear, everynight doped Yes, I'm starting to realize that. But I assume everyone takes a night off on Friday because hardly anyone is on.
Or you just go get kinky somewhere else. disgust
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Yes, I'm starting to realize that. But I assume everyone takes a night off on Friday because hardly anyone is on.
Or you just go get kinky somewhere else. disgust
I take my skank elsewhere doped
Originally posted by LethalFemme
They said when he was born the cross in the hospital with Jesus on it eyes started to bleed.ermm
I heard his mom started weeping, and not with joy ermm
Originally posted by Barker
Well.. I'll give you 3 guesses.
Well, 2 since you're S_T. ermm
What are you implying? ermm
Was it C.O.C.K?
Those creative kids have deceived me before, with their costumes, and their trickery
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I heard his mom started weeping, and not with joy ermm
I heard his mom and dad are the same thing.ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
I take my skank elsewhere doped
I heard his mom started weeping, and not with joy ermm
What are you implying? ermm
Was it C.O.C.K?
Those creative kids have deceived me before, with their costumes, and their trickery
Then I'm left alone on Friday nights. disgust
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard his mom and dad are the same thing.ermm
I wouldn't be surprised, his love of heels and power tools would make sense ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Then I'm left alone on Friday nights. disgust
petpet
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet Next time, I'm stalking you.
Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
What are you implying? ermm
Was it COCK?
Those creative kids have deceived me before, with their costumes, and their trickery
Nothing deceptive here.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I wouldn't be surprised, his love of heels and power tools would make sense ermm
A vibrator is a power tool?
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
A vibrator is a power tool?
If used properly eyes
Originally posted by Barker
Nothing deceptive here.
Excellent, so it's agreed, I'll just have to deal with C.O.C.K anyway I know how.
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Next time, I'm stalking you.
Everyone does flirt
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
If used properly eyes
Well the good ones do use heavy duty batteries.hmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well the good ones do use heavy duty batteries.hmm
I always wondered why he had boxes of them in his closet shock
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
If used properly eyes
Excellent, so it's agreed, I'll just have to deal with C.O.C.K anyway I know how.
Everyone does flirt Then I must destroy them all. ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Then I must destroy them all. ermm
Leave the men, they're important to me weep
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I always wondered why he had boxes of them in his closet shock
No those ones he just shoves straight up there.ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Leave the men, they're important to me weep They keep you from being lonely during the nights.
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
They keep you from being lonely during the nights.
They keep me warm when it's cold, like tonight ermm
Originally posted by LethalFemme
No those ones he just shoves straight up there.ermm
Imagine the mess afterwards disgust
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Imagine the mess afterwards disgust
Not really he's done it so many time they slide in and out easily.ermm
silver_tears
Even the heavy duty ones? icon5
Oh my faint
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
They keep me warm when it's cold, like tonight ermm
Imagine the mess afterwards disgust Pfft, I know what they really do.
silver_tears
Cook for me
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Even the heavy duty ones? icon5
Oh my faint
Unlike certain parts of his anatomy the batteries he uses are never small.ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Unlike certain parts of his anatomy the batteries he uses are never small.ermm
He'd be a bottom no doubt lookaround
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He'd be a bottom no doubt lookaround
I heard it's the only thing he's ever succeeded at.ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Cook for me
Yes, I'm jealous. I can smell what they're cooking.
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard it's the only thing he's ever succeeded at.ermm
Good for him, I'd pat him on the back, but I don't wanna catch anything ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Yes, I'm jealous. I can smell what they're cooking.
Chocolate fondue
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Good for him, I'd pat him on the back, but I don't wanna catch anything ermm
Then don't breathe around him.ermm
silver_tears
I wear masks
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Chocolate fondue
I love chocolate. All hot, thick, and chocolately. droolio
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I love chocolate. All hot, thick, and chocolately. droolio
It's always cold when we get to eating it though ermm
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ingenious.
thankyou
Mišt
Please, I dont do charity sexsneaky2
silver_tears
Oh shit, hide! shock
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's always cold when we get to eating it though ermm
thankyou
Just don't bow or bend over when you're around him. That's how he got Vinny.ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's always cold when we get to eating it though ermm
thankyou Then heat it up.
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh shit, hide! shock I can't move. shock
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just don't bow or bend over when you're around him. That's how he got Vinny.ermm
*scratches vinny of her list* ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh shit, hide! shock
runlfrun
silver_tears
Originally posted by BakaXero
you dont do sex at all
I loled doped
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Then heat it up.
Smart thinking little lady.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
*scratches vinny of her list* ermm
Carve it off.ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
I loled doped
Smart thinking little lady. It must be having the guys disfiguring your brains that you couldn't thought of. ermm
BakaXero
Originally posted by silver_tears
I loled doped
Smart thinking little lady.
lolly?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
*does* ermm
You should wash your hands just in case.ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by BakaXero
lolly?
Sure why not petpet
Originally posted by fantasygirl
It must be having the guys disfiguring your brains that you couldn't thought of. ermm
Normally by this point they're naked and wet ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You should wash your hands just in case.ermm
They're already sanitized
Mišt
Originally posted by BakaXero
you dont do sex at all
How truedoped
Originally posted by silver_tears
I loled doped
*beats* doped
fantasygirl
Originally posted by BakaXero
lolly? She said: loled..
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Sure why not petpet
Normally by this point they're naked and wet ermm I know. But I try not to let that distract me like you do. ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I know. But I try not to let that distract me like you do. ermm
I have a one track mind ermm
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Animal doped
Thanks doped
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
They're already sanitized
Good you're thinking a head.curlers
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
I have a one track mind ermm You're lucky to have one at least. ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
You're lucky to have one at least. ermm
All sex, all the time ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
All sex, all the time ermm That's so dirty. ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
That's so dirty. ermm
Only when mist's involved yucky
He has some weird tastes man. ermm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Girl scouts baby diva
Anytime doped
They thought me to always be prepared. So I never leave the house without my diaphragm, lube and handcuffs.
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Only when mist's involved yucky
He has some weird tastes man. ermm
You fantasize about dirty sex and me?ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Only when mist's involved yucky
He has some weird tastes man. ermm I understand. ermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
They thought me to alway be prepared. So I never leave the house without my diaphragm, lube and handcuffs.
What about the whips and chains? hmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I understand. ermm
At least someone does, he's a dolt ermm
BakaXero
Originally posted by fantasygirl
She said: loled..
laughs out loud like yetti ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
At least someone does, he's a dolt ermm Ok.
Someone is PMing me. I have to go see who.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
What about the whips and chains? hmm
Well I've learned through experience that some guys are sensitive when it comes to that. So I either take them back to my house and trick them into it or let them bring their own items. I know, I know I'm a good person.:happy?
Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Ok.
Someone is PMing me. I have to go see who.
It was me, it was a prank pm
Mr. Bacon
this thread sucks ermm
fantasygirl
Originally posted by BakaXero
stop trying to send explicits pics of yourself to everyone! Thank god it wasn't him, when I went to look.
Council#13
With Silver_Tears? mhm She wishes
NINJ4_BL4D3
Whats going on here........what??.....Sex slaves??....
Council#13
Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Whats going on here........what??.....Sex slaves??....
*catches* Silver_Tears! I trade in this one for me!
NINJ4_BL4D3
Originally posted by Council#13
*catches* Silver_Tears! I trade in this one for me!
WHAT THE????.........trade??....Crap did I end up at one of those "trade a sex slave" again....Dammit!!
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Council#13
*catches* Silver_Tears! I trade in this one for me! It's useless.
fantasygirl
Wait, I can't get off till I'm done with this stupid thing my mom wants me to do.
Council#13
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Wait, I can't get off till I'm done with this stupid thing my mom wants me to do.
What does she want you to do?
NINJ4_BL4D3
Sooo.....Im not being traded??....*phew*
Council#13
Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Sooo.....Im not being traded??....*phew*
tohslaugh No, you're after Blanka
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Council#13
What does she want you to do? Add more songs to her mp3.
She bothers me when I'm busy and it's annoying..
Council#13
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Add more songs to her mp3.
She bothers me when I'm busy and it's annoying..
My mom makes my sister do that with her iPod. So do I, actually. And my dad.
Sometimes I pity her...
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Council#13
My mom makes my sister do that with her iPod. So do I, actually. And my dad.
Sometimes I pity her... It's a burden.
Oh crap, there's another CD she wants me to add. glare Just found it under these pile of all the CD's I did tonight for her...
Council#13
Originally posted by fantasygirl
It's a burden.
Oh crap, there's another CD she wants me to add. glare Just found it under these pile of all the CD's I did tonight for her...
haermm Nervous laughter
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Council#13
haermm Nervous laughter I want to go to bed now.
Don't laugh at me. glare
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