Ladies, Gentlemen, and Mist, I call upon you all in my hour of need.....

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silver_tears
In need of sex slaves that is, all of you belong to me now! evillaugh



Vinny made me, plus he's not pulling his weight in bed no more, I was bored disgust

BlackSunshine
w00t

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
In need of sex slaves that is, all of you belong to me now! evillaugh



Vinny made me, plus he's not pulling his weight in bed no more, I was bored disgust

You can choose any of the men and women from my stable.happy

Vinny Valentine
weep

I'm so going on a Sex off.

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You can choose any of the men and women from my stable.happy

With or without the saddles? hmm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
weep

I'm so going on a Sex off.

Shhhh it's alright, I'll let you touch boob icon5

Mr. Bacon
ninja2

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
Shhhh it's alright, I'll let you touch boob icon5

I Don't want to touch those mhm


I've already nibbled on them ermm





Yes, Thats Right.

Sex Off.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
With or without the saddles? hmm

Feel free to use them I have plenty. There's also a supply of sex slave feed in the back.happy

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Feel free to use them I have plenty. There's also a supply of sex slave feed in the back.happy

You must have a whole lot of edible panties ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Don't want to touch those mhm


I've already nibbled on them ~ermm`





Yes, Thats Right.

Sex Off.

That's libel mister! mhm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
You must have a whole lot of edible panties ermm

Panties, dildos, nipple clamps, butt plugs, teasers, twisters, cigarette burns and Mist just came that way.ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Panties, dildos, nipple clamps, butt plugs, teasers, twisters, cigarette burns and Mist just came that way.ermm

*makes a list* kid in a candy store droolio
you keep mist though, I don't want him on my furniture depri

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
In need of sex slaves that is, all of you belong to me now! evillaugh



Vinny made me, plus he's not pulling his weight in bed no more, I was bored disgust
petpet

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
In need of sex slaves that is, all of you belong to me now! evillaugh



Vinny made me, plus he's not pulling his weight in bed no more, I was bored disgust srugdoped

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
petpet

*searches for affection* cry

silver_tears
Originally posted by Thorinn
srugdoped

ilu, no lie

Thorinn
Originally posted by silver_tears
ilu, no lie Come again? ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
*makes a list* kid in a candy store droolio
you keep mist though, I don't want him on my furniture depri

Completely understandable I myself keep him locked out back.happy

silver_tears
ilu = ilu

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Completely understandable I myself keep him locked out back.happy

Tied to a post? ermm
He'll escape otherwise and endanger the livestock, yea, I mean in that way ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Tied to a post? ermm
He'll escape otherwise and endanger the livestock, yea, I mean in that way ermm

In a cage actually.ermm

I know once he took a bath in a river and the next die all th fish died.ermm

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
*searches for affection* cry
~PETPETWITHAFFECTION~

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
In a cage actually.ermm

I know once he took a bath in a river and the next die all th fish died.ermm

Smart woman.

That's probably because so many saw him naked, and the ones who didn't had to hear about it ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
~PETPETWITHAFFECTION~

It's all I ask touched

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's all I ask touched
Oh.

*Expresses affection, then goes for a shower.*

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Oh.

*Expresses affection, then goes for a shower.*

Why am I sticky all of a sudden? confused

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Smart woman.

That's probably because so many saw him naked, and the ones who didn't had to hear about it ermm

ThanksI thought so too but, it turned out it was because it was his first bath in 17 years.ermm

silver_tears
I feel so sorry for anyone that has to go near that river, or heaven forbid drink from it weep

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Why am I sticky all of a sudden? confused
All of a sudden? I'm not that quick. mhm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I feel so sorry for anyone that has to go near that river, or heaven forbid drink from it weep

It' dried up now. For awhile it was quarantined and they thought maybe they could save it but, the toxic chemicals found only in his unwashed body was too much.cry

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
All of a sudden? I'm not that quick. mhm

So you do admit it was you! shock

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It' dried up now. For awhile it was quarantined and they thought maybe they could save it but, the toxic chemicals found only in his unwashed body was too much.cry

He should be anally probed. ermm



















Errrr for science or something, yea ermm

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
So you do admit it was you! shock
Fine. But it wasn't quick.


M'kay?

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Fine. But it wasn't quick.


M'kay?

Whatever you gotta tell yourself petpet










Don't sticky me up next time mister schmoll

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He should be anally probed. ermm



















Errrr for science or something, yea ermm

Oh trust me he is on a daily purpose.
















For the good of mankind.ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh trust me he is on a daily purpose.
For the good of mankind.ermm

Are you in charge then? dodgy

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Whatever you gotta tell yourself petpet


Don't sticky me up next time mister schmoll
That's how it works. If you don't like it, there's always the other gender...


But you have to mess with Video tapes and cords to record it for me. Too much to bother with. mhm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Are you in charge then? dodgy

I'm present during the examination. But sometimes I watch.lookaround

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
That's how it works. If you don't like it, there's always the other gender...


But you have to mess with Video tapes and cords to record it for me. Too much to bother with. mhm

That is true hmm
Alright, one more chance, just don't be so quick about it leftright

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm present during the examination. But sometimes I watch.lookaround

Videotape?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Videotape?

Live broadcast across the globe and you can hear him moan with in 52 different language in the name of science. You know for the planet.ermm

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
That is true hmm
Alright, one more chance, just don't be so quick about it leftright
FiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiIIiiiIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE.

Better?

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Live broadcast across the globe and you can hear him moan with in 52 different language in the name of science. You know for the planet.ermm

Yea....doing your part and all that stuff ermm
And to do my part, I might buy a copy hmm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
FiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiIIiiiIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE.

Better?

A little to the left icon5


Seriously though, pants off mister, I'm getting cold in this bed by my lonesome leftright

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea....doing your part and all that stuff ermm
And to do my part, I might buy a copy hmm

It can all be yours for 19.95 and each month you'll receive a copy. It'll help people and stuff.ermm

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
A little to the left icon5


Seriously though, pants off mister, I'm getting cold in this bed by my lonesome leftright
That was heavy breathing. Some people have no sense of reading. nahuh

I'm not wearing Pants.. who else is here? ermmad

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It can all be yours for 19.95 and each month you'll receive a copy. It'll help people and stuff.ermm

I only want the one, I don't plan on expanding the horror movie collection much further ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
That was heavy breathing. Some people have no sense of reading. nahuh

I'm not wearing Pants.. who else is here? ermmad

And what happens during sex hmmm? nahuh
Some peope have no sense full stop.

You have very smooth legs then doped

fantasygirl
My, my, you people are really kinky tonight. lookaround

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I only want the one, I don't plan on expanding the horror movie collection much further ermm

Fair enough you may cancel at anytime.ermm

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
And what happens during sex hmmm? nahuh
Some peope have no sense full stop.

You have very smooth legs then doped
I... Sex... no... stop? icon5

That's not my leg. doped

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
My, my, you people are really kinky tonight. lookaround

Everynight dear, everynight doped

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I... Sex... no... stop? icon5

That's not my leg. doped

Alright alright, go ftw then icon5

What was I rubbing up against then lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fair enough you may cancel at anytime.ermm

So just the one then, it won't break my dvd player will it? sneaky2

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright alright, go ftw then icon5

What was I rubbing up against then lookaround



So just the one then, it won't break my dvd player will it? sneaky2

No but, once you see his naked body you'll know there is no God.ermm

silver_tears
I saw his baby pictures, no need dodgy

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright alright, go ftw then icon5

What was I rubbing up against then lookaround
Well.. I'll give you 3 guesses. shifty

Well, 2 since you're S_T. ermm

LethalFemme
They said when he was born the cross in the hospital with Jesus on it eyes started to bleed.ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Everynight dear, everynight doped Yes, I'm starting to realize that. But I assume everyone takes a night off on Friday because hardly anyone is on. ninja
Or you just go get kinky somewhere else. disgust

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Yes, I'm starting to realize that. But I assume everyone takes a night off on Friday because hardly anyone is on. ninja
Or you just go get kinky somewhere else. disgust

I take my skank elsewhere doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They said when he was born the cross in the hospital with Jesus on it eyes started to bleed.ermm

I heard his mom started weeping, and not with joy ermm

Originally posted by Barker
Well.. I'll give you 3 guesses. shifty

Well, 2 since you're S_T. ermm

What are you implying? ermm
Was it C.O.C.K?














Those creative kids have deceived me before, with their costumes, and their trickery embarrasment

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I heard his mom started weeping, and not with joy ermm

I heard his mom and dad are the same thing.ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
I take my skank elsewhere doped



I heard his mom started weeping, and not with joy ermm



What are you implying? ermm
Was it C.O.C.K?














Those creative kids have deceived me before, with their costumes, and their trickery embarrasment Then I'm left alone on Friday nights. disgust

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme

I heard his mom and dad are the same thing.ermm

I wouldn't be surprised, his love of heels and power tools would make sense ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Then I'm left alone on Friday nights. disgust

petpet

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet Next time, I'm stalking you. ninja

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
What are you implying? ermm
Was it COCK?


Those creative kids have deceived me before, with their costumes, and their trickery embarrasment
Nothing deceptive here.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I wouldn't be surprised, his love of heels and power tools would make sense ermm

A vibrator is a power tool?

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
A vibrator is a power tool?

If used properly eyes

Originally posted by Barker
Nothing deceptive here.

Excellent, so it's agreed, I'll just have to deal with C.O.C.K anyway I know how.

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Next time, I'm stalking you. ninja

Everyone does flirt

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
If used properly eyes

Well the good ones do use heavy duty batteries.hmm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well the good ones do use heavy duty batteries.hmm

I always wondered why he had boxes of them in his closet shock

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
If used properly eyes



Excellent, so it's agreed, I'll just have to deal with C.O.C.K anyway I know how.



Everyone does flirt Then I must destroy them all. ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Then I must destroy them all. ermm

Leave the men, they're important to me weep

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
I always wondered why he had boxes of them in his closet shock

No those ones he just shoves straight up there.ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Leave the men, they're important to me weep They keep you from being lonely during the nights. ninja

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
They keep you from being lonely during the nights. ninja

They keep me warm when it's cold, like tonight ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No those ones he just shoves straight up there.ermm

Imagine the mess afterwards disgust

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Imagine the mess afterwards disgust

Not really he's done it so many time they slide in and out easily.ermm

silver_tears
Even the heavy duty ones? icon5
Oh my faint

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
They keep me warm when it's cold, like tonight ermm



Imagine the mess afterwards disgust Pfft, I know what they really do. ninja

silver_tears
Cook for me happy

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Even the heavy duty ones? icon5
Oh my faint

Unlike certain parts of his anatomy the batteries he uses are never small.ermm

BakaXero
ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Unlike certain parts of his anatomy the batteries he uses are never small.ermm

He'd be a bottom no doubt lookaround

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He'd be a bottom no doubt lookaround

I heard it's the only thing he's ever succeeded at.ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Cook for me happy Yes, I'm jealous. I can smell what they're cooking. happy

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard it's the only thing he's ever succeeded at.ermm

Good for him, I'd pat him on the back, but I don't wanna catch anything ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Yes, I'm jealous. I can smell what they're cooking. happy

Chocolate fondue whistle

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Good for him, I'd pat him on the back, but I don't wanna catch anything ermm

Then don't breathe around him.ermm

silver_tears
I wear masks smart

LethalFemme
Ingenious.

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Chocolate fondue whistle I love chocolate. All hot, thick, and chocolately. droolio

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I love chocolate. All hot, thick, and chocolately. droolio

It's always cold when we get to eating it though ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ingenious.

thankyou

Mišt
Please, I dont do charity sexsneaky2

silver_tears
Oh shit, hide! shock

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's always cold when we get to eating it though ermm



thankyou

Just don't bow or bend over when you're around him. That's how he got Vinny.ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's always cold when we get to eating it though ermm



thankyou Then heat it up. stick out tongue

BakaXero

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh shit, hide! shock I can't move. shock

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just don't bow or bend over when you're around him. That's how he got Vinny.ermm

*scratches vinny of her list* ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh shit, hide! shock

runlfrun

silver_tears
Originally posted by BakaXero
you dont do sex at all no expression

I loled doped

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Then heat it up. stick out tongue

Smart thinking little lady.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
*scratches vinny of her list* ermm

Carve it off.ermm

silver_tears
*does* ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
I loled doped



Smart thinking little lady. It must be having the guys disfiguring your brains that you couldn't thought of. ermm

BakaXero
Originally posted by silver_tears
I loled doped



Smart thinking little lady.
lolly?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
*does* ermm

You should wash your hands just in case.ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by BakaXero
lolly?

Sure why not petpet

Originally posted by fantasygirl
It must be having the guys disfiguring your brains that you couldn't thought of. ermm

Normally by this point they're naked and wet ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You should wash your hands just in case.ermm

They're already sanitized yes

Mišt
Originally posted by BakaXero
you dont do sex at all no expression
How truedoped

Originally posted by silver_tears
I loled doped


*beats* doped

fantasygirl
Originally posted by BakaXero
lolly? She said: loled.. confused

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Sure why not petpet



Normally by this point they're naked and wet ermm I know. But I try not to let that distract me like you do. ermm

silver_tears

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I know. But I try not to let that distract me like you do. ermm

I have a one track mind ermm

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Animal doped

Thanks doped

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
They're already sanitized yes

Good you're thinking a head.curlers

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
I have a one track mind ermm You're lucky to have one at least. ermm

silver_tears

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
You're lucky to have one at least. ermm

All sex, all the time ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
All sex, all the time ermm That's so dirty. ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
That's so dirty. ermm

Only when mist's involved yucky
He has some weird tastes man. ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Girl scouts baby diva



Anytime doped

They thought me to always be prepared. So I never leave the house without my diaphragm, lube and handcuffs.happy

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Only when mist's involved yucky
He has some weird tastes man. ermm

You fantasize about dirty sex and me?ermm




























sick

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
Only when mist's involved yucky
He has some weird tastes man. ermm I understand. ermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
They thought me to alway be prepared. So I never leave the house without my diaphragm, lube and handcuffs.happy

What about the whips and chains? hmm

silver_tears
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I understand. ermm

At least someone does, he's a dolt ermm

BakaXero
Originally posted by fantasygirl
She said: loled.. confused
laughs out loud like yetti ermm

fantasygirl
Originally posted by silver_tears
At least someone does, he's a dolt ermm Ok. happy

Someone is PMing me. I have to go see who. no expression

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
What about the whips and chains? hmm

Well I've learned through experience that some guys are sensitive when it comes to that. So I either take them back to my house and trick them into it or let them bring their own items. I know, I know I'm a good person.:happy?

Mišt
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Ok. happy

Someone is PMing me. I have to go see who. no expression

It was me, it was a prank pm no expression

Mr. Bacon
this thread sucks ermm

fantasygirl

BakaXero

fantasygirl
Originally posted by BakaXero
stop trying to send explicits pics of yourself to everyone! Thank god it wasn't him, when I went to look. happy

Council#13
With Silver_Tears? mhm She wishes

NINJ4_BL4D3
Whats going on here........what??.....Sex slaves??....

Council#13
Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Whats going on here........what??.....Sex slaves??....

*catches* Silver_Tears! I trade in this one for me!

NINJ4_BL4D3
Originally posted by Council#13
*catches* Silver_Tears! I trade in this one for me!

WHAT THE????.........trade??....Crap did I end up at one of those "trade a sex slave" again....Dammit!!

Council#13
laughing out loud

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Council#13
*catches* Silver_Tears! I trade in this one for me! It's useless. stick out tongue

NINJ4_BL4D3
Damn!

fantasygirl
Bye wavey

fantasygirl
Wait, I can't get off till I'm done with this stupid thing my mom wants me to do. sad

Council#13
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Wait, I can't get off till I'm done with this stupid thing my mom wants me to do. sad

What does she want you to do?

NINJ4_BL4D3
Sooo.....Im not being traded??....*phew*

Council#13
Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Sooo.....Im not being traded??....*phew*

tohslaugh No, you're after Blanka

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Council#13
What does she want you to do? Add more songs to her mp3. erm She bothers me when I'm busy and it's annoying..

NINJ4_BL4D3
Dammit....

Council#13
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Add more songs to her mp3. erm She bothers me when I'm busy and it's annoying..

laughing My mom makes my sister do that with her iPod. So do I, actually. And my dad. erm Sometimes I pity her...

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Council#13
laughing My mom makes my sister do that with her iPod. So do I, actually. And my dad. erm Sometimes I pity her... It's a burden. erm
Oh crap, there's another CD she wants me to add. glare Just found it under these pile of all the CD's I did tonight for her...

Council#13
Originally posted by fantasygirl
It's a burden. erm
Oh crap, there's another CD she wants me to add. glare Just found it under these pile of all the CD's I did tonight for her...

haermm Nervous laughter

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Council#13
haermm Nervous laughter I want to go to bed now. sad Don't laugh at me. glare

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