Best Invention Ever!!!

I saw this at a store and had to buy if for my boss at work...

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I saw this at a store and had to buy if for my boss at work...

Originally posted by Bocaj
wow that should get you promoted

You are evil....😆

How does it work? srug

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I saw this at a store and had to buy if for my boss at work...

Originally posted by Barker
How does it work? srug

Good question

maybe it burns when you touch it, or if you create any sort of friction you go on fire humpsrug

Thats really incredibly random.

thats why this is the off topic 😬..

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I saw this at a store and had to buy if for my boss at work...

Maybe the cream makes things fall off ermm

Why the hell would i want to stop masturbating?

Just give him that and a can of "Easy Off" and see what happens. 😆

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Why the hell would i want to stop masturbating?

Save up all your little sperms for when you lose your virginity? ermm

Its not like you're killing babies.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Its not like you're killing babies.

Yeah, but if you save up all the little spermies, then you can have this volcanic eruption, just like in Scary Movies 1 and 2 ermm

Originally posted by Council#13
Yeah, but if you save up all the little spermies, then you can have this volcanic eruption, just like in Scary Movies 1 and 2 ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
That happens to me everytime. Maybe I have super sperm 😱

Lucky! 😱

The back label says
"HandzOff anti-masturbatory cream helps you beat nature's urges ariund the clock. Our hard-to-beat formula of coconut, buttermilk, and vanilla is physician endorced and leaves the skin highly touchable.
Instructions for use:
Privacy is strongy recommended. Cream should be applied liberally and rigerously to effected area. Massage thoroughly, repeating as necesarry and avoiding eyes, musous membranes and carpet.Never exceed more than 10 uses a day. More frequent uses can cause other conditons, such as blindness."