What 8 things would you do if...

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DragonWoman
You were told you'd die in 48 hours?

This is what I'd do...

1. Volenteer for a midnite shift at RRR Radio (an alternative well known station in Melbourne, Australia), cut it up so bad that they'll want me for my own show and turn them down
2. Spend $3000 at Armani Exchange
3. Buy a Haute Couture dress and wear it to the cinema (movies I mean)
4. Dress in drag (as a man stick out tongue)
5. Get professional pictures taken of myself
6. Get all the tattoos I want done in 1 session
7. Buy a Pontiac Trans Am Firebird and crash it into a pole/tree
8. Donate the remainder of my bank account to a charity

InnerRise
I'd kill some people.

is it comprehensible.....

DragonWoman
That's all you'd do? C'mon...be a little more creative will you?!

Impediment
I'd spend my last 48 hours with my daughter.

InnerRise
I'd wait until my roommates went to sleep and I choke one to death, burn another, and put rat poison in another's mouth.

I'd go and shoot a despicable relative in the face and I'd throw acid on another.

I'd burn down their houses and in the end tell them I did it, and then I'd shoot them all with an automatic.

And then I'd tell them to DEAL WITH IT and then I'd shoot them all again.

no expression

is it comprehensible.....

BakaXero
get wasted...
smoke pot
go around confessing my love to random women
drink some more.
break into somewhere
start a fire
hunt down celebrities who give me the shits
go drink some more

DragonWoman
Hmmm you're a strange individual InnerRise...and that's really sweet Impediment smile

BlackSunshine
I'd spend it all with my daughter.

TOH
1) Buy a car
2) Buy a plane
3) Buy Eva Mendes
4) Buy 3000 DVDs
5) Buy 7000 CDs
6) Buy a house
7) Buy a beer
8) Pay everything using false credit card.

BakaXero
Originally posted by TOH
1) Buy a car
2) Buy a plane
3) Buy Eva Mendes
4) Buy 3000 DVDs
5) Buy 7000 CDs
6) Buy a house
7) Buy a beer
8) Pay everything using false credit card.
whos needs a false credit card?
when you die you can no longer be in dept anyways erm

LanceWindu
1. Ask Hannah to marry me.
2. Build a huge ramp and drive a car over it, stunt man style.
3. Spend time with my parents.
4. Sneak into a movie to have kinky sex with my new fiancee.
5. Create a masterpiece(of shit) artwork to be sold after my death, since we all know artists only become really famous postmortem.
6. Bungee jump.
7. Skydive.
8. Spend my final moments with my love.

bogen
kill some peeps
get stoned and drunk
take on chuck norris and show him up to be a nub
take on steven segal and pull his hair big grin
poke Kram3r in the eye
abuse my school teachers
start a fire in my school
fly to japan and kick my grand master in the head

Darth Macabre
Fly a plane
Rob a bank
Swim with some blood thirsty Sharks
Eat all night
Drink all day
Spend sometime with my friends and family
Spend sometime with some random girls
then just die

RZA
Yo, I'd turn out all the hoes that's heterosexual
Smack conceited niggas right off the pedestal
I'd even look for my dad that I never knew
And show him how I look in my Beretta, too
I'd do good shit like take kids from the ghetto
Show them what they could have if they never settle
Take every white kid from high class level
Show 'em what Christmas like growin' up in the ghetto
Teach niggas how to spend, stack the rest
Give blunts to the niggas under massive stress
Give every bum on the street cash to invest
And hope Harlem will blow up be my last request

Yo, yo if I had 48hrs to kick the bucket, **** it
I'd probably eat some fried chicken and drink a Nantucket
Then go get a jar from Branson
And make sure I leave my mother the money to take care of grandson
Load the three power, hop in the Eddie Bauer
And go give all six to that papi that sold me flour
Get a fresh baldy, make a few calls
Shop at the mall, shoot a lil' ball
Have all of my bitches on one telly at the same time
Spread it out on different floors
And I'm gon' play lotto, for what?
Even though I ain't gon' be here tomorrow, so what

You know when I was close to the ledge
I'd probably be in the wedge
With this bare spanish mami playin' 'tween my legs
Then I'm off to get choke and smoke one a them dreads
And get that ***** from '89 that gave us up to the feds
Thought of momma, wrote her a note, we ain't close
I hate her boyfriend so I put one in his throat
**** around and sniff an ounce of raw, bust the four
Fours, pull out my dick and take a piss on the floor
Jump in the whip, git them cats I wanted to git
Since the Tavern on the Green robbery in eighty-six
Went home took a shower in nice cold water
And spent my last hours wit my son and my daughter

What hey yo, if I had 48hrs nigga gotta get the raw
Run all them papi's spot, put one in his head at the door
For the times that I paid for twenty an he gave me twelve
The other eight had to be baking soda by itself
So papi **** you, you dead now, I'm off to the bank
With those bricks in a bookbag and a stolen Jag I just grabbed
Went in there grabbed the bank teller wit the pretty face
**** her in the safe, and have her take me to my place
We'll make a kid but that's selfish and that'll be bad
For my son to have the same shit his pops just had
And when I'm down to twenty three, I'm a be strapped wit TNT
Run up in city hall and take the judges wit me

If I had 48hrs hours to live, I'd probably die on the fifth
Run in the station squeezin the inf'
I'll be waitin' to get to hell and bust down Satan
Styles' on this shit and I got spot vacant
Back to the twenty four I make it out the precinct
Shootin niggas that I hate in they face while they eatin'
I'm on the job robbin' every so-called Don
Give the money to my moms and tell her that I'm gone
I would school my little brother that niggas mean him harm
He should learn to tell the future without readin' palms
When they come in with the bullets, you prepared with the bomb
So **** bein' violent get stocks and bonds

48hrs left until my death
So I'm gon' waste alot of lives, but I'll cherish every breath
I know exactly where I'm goin', but I'mma send you there first
And with the shit that I'll be doin', I'mma send you there worse
I've been livin' with a curse, and now it's all about to end
But before I go, say hello to my little friend
But I gots to make it right, reconcile with my mother
Try to explain to my son, tell my girl I love her
C-4 up under the coat, snatch up my dog
Turn like three buildings on Wall Street, into a fog
Out with a bang, you will remember my name
I wanted to live forever, but this wasn't fame

I guess that's more than eight confused

DragonWoman
Yea...just a few more stick out tongue

ThePittman

Noble Strong
1. Kill The guy who told me that I have 48 hours to live.
2. Withdraw all my money in the bank account in cash/coins.
3. Run Around naked while throwing the quarters as I run across the street. (100 dollars worth of coins)
4. Buy the most expensive hoe and F@ckem till my nuts run dry.
5. Donate blood
6. Donate Sperm
7. Buy the Cheapest hoe and F@ckem till my nuts run dry
8. Repeat Steps 1 through 7 till elapse 2 days.

animelover4ever
I dunno....ill try.....
1. donate blood and a kidney.....
2. confess my love to people
3. start radom fist fights with people
4. wrestle
5. tell the people i hate "I hate you"
6. hmmmm.....get someone to finish my stories
7. publish my stories
8. where the most beautiful dress and spend time with my family til i died.....


how was that?

ADarksideJedi
Marry my boyfriend and get a full time job as a Sectary and protest infront of abortion places.jm

masterkit
1:Go Meet and have continous love with Halle Berry
2:Full Fill My Dreams To Be A Comic Book Artist(just draw one comic and tell them my sad story how ill die in 46 hours*time elapse*)
3.Spend Some Time With My Friends and Family
4.Tell one of my best friends that most of the time i ABSOLUTELY dispise him or her.
5.Go eat a bunch of my favorite food and fast food until i puke
6. Get married and then a divorse
7.Be in a movie(as a background person that stands on the bench in his underwear declaring he is a superhero)
8.record a song for a CD-and kill Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise...and Nicole Richie(thats all in an hour...ermm at least the killing)

Quincy
Shoot.


And Never. Stop. Shooting.

animelover4ever
lol....good just dont shoot me
you go ADarksideJedi!
thats sounds cool...

~Flamboyant~
Rape every attractive woman in sight.

animelover4ever
omg!
im scared *goes hide*

Ultraman Baltan
I'd go superhero, cus if I die, I'm gonna do it in style.

~Da Rev~
1. Random Sex with STD'd hookers
2. Random Sex with clean hookers
3. Random Sex with KMC members
4. Not so random sex with my girlfriend
5. Random Sex with Da Moose
6. Tool concert (if they're touring)
7. Random Sex with a celebrity (male or female)
8. Random Sex with A1hsauce.

undercoverninja
1.withdraw 5000 dollars in all pennys
2.kick pee-wee herman in the nuts then say sorry then walk away
3.tell random people im stalking them and have been for about a week
4.tell a police officer to go have another donut fatty
5.go to a hospital stoned and drunk and tell them my hands are on fire (when really i know they arent) then when they tell me they arent ill say first you have to take off my mittens (when im barehanded)
6.buy a whole bunch of comic books then give them to kids ina childrens hospital
7.burn down the childrens hospital
8.take my comic books back and say they couldnt take care of a hospital and they think i can trust them with these then take them to my grave
evillaugh

InnerRise
Originally posted by animelover4ever
omg!
im scared *goes hide* You know you don't have nothing to worry about.

no expression

is it comprehensible.....

Maple Sugar
1. Meet Zach braff

2. Become an actress

3. tell people who hate me that i am dying

4. eat junk food

5. find a cure for the common cold and cancer

6. watch tv

7. eat more food

8. say good bye

Nichole
1. Go see Nic and tell her I love her.
2. Give Nic a passionate kiss.
3. Have wild sex with Nic all night long.
4. Marry Nic.
5. Have more wild sex with Nic.
6. Have a huge send off party for me and Nic.
7. Agree that Nic will come with me when I die.
8. Toast each other with Vodka Cruisers.
9. Have wild sex again.
10. Watch the sun set, and go out in a blaze of glory.


As you can see, I am obsessed with this woman. stick out tongue

InnerRise
I'd kill a women named Nic.

no expression

is it comprehensible.....

Maple Sugar
Originally posted by Nichole
1. Go see Nic and tell her I love her.
2. Give Nic a passionate kiss.
3. Have wild sex with Nic all night long.
4. Marry Nic.
5. Have more wild sex with Nic.
6. Have a huge send off party for me and Nic.
7. Agree that Nic will come with me when I die.
8. Toast each other with Vodka Cruisers.
9. Have wild sex again.
10. Watch the sun set, and go out in a blaze of glory.


As you can see, I am obsessed with this woman. stick out tongue

no expression facisnating...well good luck with that...

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