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I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'.

This thread makes me sad...

Alright.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'.
indeed I know the feeling 'of the raw ass that is'

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'.

Did you pickup strange men at bars again?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Did you pickup strange men at bars again?ermm

No, my buddy was in town with his crazy cousin who's a cop. So we basically watched him gamble a ton of money and got free drinks doing so. We were like his roadies.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper.

Amen to that.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
No, my buddy was in town with his crazy cousin who's a cop. So we basically watched him gamble a ton of money and got free drinks doing so. We were like his roadies.

How drunk did you get? Did you pickup any bitches?naughty

Originally posted by LethalFemme
How drunk did you get? Did you pickup any bitches?naughty

Naw, I haven't picked up any bitches for a while. I don't know what my problem is. I'm not on top of my game lately.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'.

Thanks for that mental image...

*screams and cries*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Naw, I haven't picked up any bitches for a while. I don't know what my problem is. I'm not on top of my game lately.

It happens sometimes. I myself have been trying to stay out of a relationship but, then again my predicament is by choice and yours is cause you're a loser.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It happens sometimes. I myself have been trying to stay out of a relationship but, then again my predicament is by choice and yours is cause you're a loser.ermm

Oh, I totally agree.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh, I totally agree.

I'm sure you'll find someone you're too hilarious to be alone.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'.

Show of hands, does anyone care about the many things that go in and out of TH's ass?

*doesn't raise his hand*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Naw, I haven't picked up any bitches for a while. I don't know what my problem is. I'm not on top of my game lately.


Yeah buddy , confidence is lacking isn't it, if you go to long sometimes that confidence thing shows and you end up acting like Mike from Swingers!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Show of hands, does anyone care about the many things that go in and out of TH's ass?

*doesn't raise his hand*

Did he tell you the story about the candles?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm sure you'll find someone you're too hilarious to be alone.

I'm thinking of moving to LA next year, closer to Hollywood. Maybe I'll meet her there.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Show of hands, does anyone care about the many things that go in and out of TH's ass?

*doesn't raise his hand*

Wow, that was just amazing!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm thinking of moving to LA next year, closer to Hollywood. Maybe I'll meet her there.

No.. I don't live there. ermm

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm thinking of moving to LA next year, closer to Hollywood. Maybe I'll meet her there.

I hope so too.ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
No.. I don't live there. ermm Are you saying what I think you are saying?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
No.. I don't live there. ermm

He's mine.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He's mine.

Hold that thought! I have to go take another LanceWindu. *rushes to toilet*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Are you saying what I think you are saying?

That I don't live there....

and I'm not flying out either....



Originally posted by LethalFemme
He's mine.

Oh yeah!

*rolls up sleeves and takes out earings*

Kick her in the balls!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
That I don't live there....

and I'm not flying out either....





Oh yeah!

*rolls up sleeves and takes out earings*

Oh bring it.

*Puts on rings*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Did he tell you the story about the candles?ermm

They went in white, came out brown.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
They went in white, came out brown.

They were non scented at first.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They were non scented at first.ermm

Smells of shit...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
They went in white, came out brown.

Oh yeah, that was at band camp!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh bring it.

*Puts on rings*

*cracks knuckles*

*circles LethalFemme*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*cracks knuckles*

*circles LethalFemme*


Ladies, Ladies! There is enough of me to go around! Threesome, anyone?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Smells of shit...

Bullshit actually.ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*cracks knuckles*

*circles LethalFemme*

*swipes at Piggle Humsy*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Bullshit actually.ermm


They say it's a strong aphrodisiac. naughty

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Ladies, Ladies! There is enough of me to go around! Threesome, anyone?

leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Bullshit actually.ermm



*swipes at Piggle Humsy*

Missed Me! tongue10

*Hides behind Tiker*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
leftright



Missed Me! tongue10

*Hides behind Tiker*

I love it when you call me Tiker!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Ladies, Ladies! There is enough of me to go around! Threesome, anyone?

eyes

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
leftright



Missed Me! tongue10

*Hides behind Tiker*

*pushes Piggle in mud*

Behold!!!

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/untitled.jpg

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Behold!!!

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/untitled.jpg

shock oh my, dysentery.

I found that on the internet by the way, it isn't really mine.

oh, okay, haha, phew

Originally posted by SelphieT
oh, okay, haha, phew

Mine would be longer than that wimpy one.

wow, thats gotta be a big stretch, eh?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*pushes Piggle in mud*
Meany.. crybaby

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I love it when you call me Tiker!

Tiker... LethalFemme pushed me in some mud... down

Help me get cleaned up.... eyes

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Meany.. crybaby



Tiker... LethalFemme pushed me in some mud... down

Help me get cleaned up.... eyes

*licks off mud*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I found that on the internet by the way, it isn't really mine.

It's probably on here>> www.ratemypoo.com ermm

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
*licks off mud*

minx

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's probably on here>> www.ratemypoo.com ermm

I wish I would have thought of that website!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's probably on here>> www.ratemypoo.com ermm ewwwwwww I'm done rating poooo

Originally posted by SelphieT
ewwwwwww I'm done rating poooo

Rate this one >> shit

ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Meany.. crybaby



Tiker... LethalFemme pushed me in some mud... down

Help me get cleaned up.... eyes

Suck it up.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
*licks off mud*

cry

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Rate this one >> shit

ermm

2, cliche poopie.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Suck it up.



cry
evillaugh

diva

Originally posted by SelphieT
2, cliche poopie.

poor little poop down

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
evillaugh

diva



poor little poop down

He said he was gonna lick me in lots of places later.mhmermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He said he was gonna lick me in lots of places later.mhmermm

no he said kick... you misheard him.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
no he said kick... you misheard him.

No he said lick.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No he said lick.

I'm pretty sure he said kick... ermm

mind you.. my tongue was in his mouth at the time....

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm pretty sure he said kick... ermm

mind you.. my tongue was in his mouth at the time....

Well I'm pretty sure his tongue will be in me later.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I'm pretty sure his tongue will be in me later.mhm

icon5_2

That's fine.... if you like to be sloppy seconds....

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
icon5_2

That's fine.... if you like to be sloppy seconds....



Trust me the minute I found out he was with you I had him tested and cleaned inside and out.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Behold!!!

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/untitled.jpg ameture. gosh. wish i had a camera now.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Trust me the minute I found out he was with you I had him tested and cleaned inside and out.

When I found out he had been with you I had him committed..

He was obviously seriously deranged... crazy

So.... leftright

Wanna make out?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
When I found out he had been with you I had him committed..

He was obviously seriously deranged... crazy

So.... leftright

Wanna make out?

Crazy in love.mhm

passion

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'. I know how you feel. Raw Ass Syndrome (RSS) is a scourge on the posterior of society.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I know how you feel. Raw Ass Syndrome (RSS) is a scourge on the posterior of society.

Shouldn't it be RAS?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Shouldn't it be RAS?ermm

I never even noticed..

Is Tiker stuck on the loo?
Did he flush himself away?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I never even noticed..

Is Tiker stuck on the loo?
Did he flush himself away?

Boys are dumb.

He said his hands were busy.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Boys are dumb.

He said his hands were busy.ermm

yup they sure are

Oh.. Is that why he needed me to email him my pic? ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yup they sure are

Oh.. Is that why he needed me to email him my pic? ermm

They smell too.

He got you too?ermm

He told me he was gonna put me in movies.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They smell too.

He got you too?ermm

He told me he was gonna put me in movies.weep

yes they are quite pungent..

He said I could be Playboy Bunny of the month!
He fooled me! weep

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
This thread makes me sick...

I agree puke

Who knew TH had a scat fetish? srug

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yes they are quite pungent..

He said I could be Playboy Bunny of the month!
He fooled me! weep

I should have known something was weird when he measured me for my costume and then said I was gonna be naked for the whole movie.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Shouldn't it be RAS?ermm Oops

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I've been blasting ass all day. Probably from driking too many Rock Star/Jaggermeister shots last night. I ran out of toilet paper at home, and my ass is raw from using paper towels. That's the thing about paper towels, they need to make them softer for those times when you run out of toilet paper. I should have named this thread, 'Paper Towels'.

What would you say if I said I loved you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I'm pretty sure his tongue will be in me later.mhm God I love this thread!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
icon5_2

That's fine.... if you like to be sloppy seconds....

Damn, you two are making me horny!


Originally posted by Darth Revan
What would you say if I said I loved you?




I guess I would say, "What is there to love?" Then I'd stare mysteriously into the distance and look as though I'm deep in thought.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I guess I would say, "What is there to love?" Then I'd stare mysteriously into the distance and look as though I'm deep in thought.

Of course you would, you dreamy bastard.

So beautiful... cry

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Of course you would, you dreamy bastard.

So beautiful... cry

And then, I'd chew on a piece of glass and drip blood from my mouth.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
And then, I'd chew on a piece of glass and drip blood from my mouth.

...and then blood came out, and the rest is up to your imagination??

Preston dear, are you stoned?

Originally posted by Darth Revan
...and then blood came out, and the rest is up to your imagination??

Preston dear, are you stoned?

It's been months!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
It's been months!

Know what's funny? Dropping the E's off the ends of words with long A's in them. Like cak or plat instead of cake or plate... LOLercopter! euro

Where my gangstaz at????

bandalucard

http://www.fluff.tv/Devilpigmonkey1.jpg

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
This thread makes me sad...

WHY THE HELL ISN'T MY LAST SMILIE WORKING?? cry

Originally posted by Noble Strong


And just who are you, young man? euro

Thread killa hard at work that's me 2guns