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Cool, huh?

Yes...

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Cool, huh?

what's it about and then I'll decide if it's cool

Originally posted by -Vanish-
what's it about and then I'll decide if it's cool

I'm trying to keep it classified, so this is all I will tell you for now: It's all about choice. No "Chosen Ones" or "The Touch", but choice and a way of being.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I'm trying to keep it classified, so this is all I will tell you for now: It's all about choice. No "Chosen Ones" or "The Touch", but choice and a way of being.

No chosen one.... I'm not reading it ermm

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Cool, huh?

How... droll.

Rock operas are better.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I'm trying to keep it classified, so this is all I will tell you for now: It's all about choice. No "Chosen Ones" or "The Touch", but choice and a way of being.

sounds good, I'm more of a horror novel/Stephen King guy but it sounds like a good topic for a novel.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Rock operas are better.
October Rock Operas are better.

rocktober is better

You couldn't write a novel even if Stephen King was your dad.

ohhhhh buuurrrrrrnnnnnn.....okay ive had my fill

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You couldn't write a novel even if Stephen King was your dad.

That's funny. I'm laughing still. I'll probably laugh all the way to the bank once I'm finished my book.

So hey. I won. I'll make money(no matter how much) and you don't. Burn.

Oh, and writing a book isn't genetic, Mr. Brilliant. It's all in how you use your time. Thus, it would not matter whose son you are. It's if you put the effort into it.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Cool, huh?

Wait, wait. Don't you write a novel, not make it?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Wait, wait. Don't you write a novel, not make it?

Maybe he's actually making it. Someone else wrote it, but he makes it ermm Binding and stuff

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Wait, wait. Don't you write a novel, not make it?

Writing it IS making it. You can't say it's a novel until you make it, one of the ways of making it is writing it.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Cool, huh?

What genre and what's the synopsis?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Writing it IS making it. You can't say it's a novel until you make it, one of the ways of making it is writing it.

It's much more..... natural to say that you're writing one.

So...how did your last one do?

books are good

Originally posted by bogen
books are good
Your grammar isn't.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
What genre and what's the synopsis?

Genre's action/drama(if you count it as a book genre). I'm keeping the rest classified.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So...how did your last one do?

This is my very first one.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
That's funny. I'm laughing still. I'll probably laugh all the way to the bank once I'm finished my book.

So hey. I won. I'll make money(no matter how much) and you don't. Burn.

I highly doubt you'll make any money.... You know how hard it is to get a book published? You're chances are low. Especially if it's just a generic action title.

Originally posted by Slay
Maybe it'll be like the Da Vinci Code. Shit, but with everybody thinking it's good.

Yeah, probably... I assume if you put something controversial about any religion in it, it will become a success.

Originally posted by Slay
Like The Tom Cruise Code? About Scientology... haha, I crack myself up.

Like...funny?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like...funny?
Suck my bratwurst, baby.

Originally posted by Slay
Suck my bratwurst, baby.

I'm not gay.

Originally posted by Slay
Maybe it'll be like the Da Vinci Code. Shit, but with everybody thinking it's good.

Like Harry Potter?

Originally posted by Slay
Suck my bratwurst, baby.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
If you were a human being, I would care.
Oh, and I've shown people who actually published books my introduction, and they absolutely loved it. One even said it may go pretty damn far.

Aww, aren't people cute when they are lying?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I'm trying to keep it classified, so this is all I will tell you for now: It's all about choice. No "Chosen Ones" or "The Touch", but choice and a way of being.

Good titles.Let me know when you are finish with it.jm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww, aren't people cute when they are lying?

Yes, but I am not. My father actually tried publishing a book, so he gave me names of people to critique my book. Not publishers, but other writers.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
If you were a human being, I would care.
Oh, and I've shown people who actually published books my introduction, and they absolutely loved it. One even said it may go pretty damn far.

I bet you all the money I will ever have that you will not get this thing published.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm not gay.
Not like that. I just made my first bratwurst ever. ermm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Good titles.Let me know when you are finish with it.jm

Right now I wanna think of a title. Hmmm..........
How 'bout Cloth or The Choice?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Right now I wanna think of a title. Hmmm..........
How 'bout Cloth or The Choice?
How about:

What to do when at gunpoint for Dummies? ermm

I think there is a book aready out called that.jm

Originally posted by Slay
How about:

What to do when at gunpoint for Dummies? ermm

.....Either that was random, or the absolute worst joke ever.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I don't gamble with people who I normally don't pay attention to.

Looks like someone doesn't beleive their book will be a sucess.

Title for a book.I think I like "The choice" for a title.jm

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
.....Either that was random, or the absolute worst joke ever.
What? With a title like that, people might believe your scam.

"How to stop terrorism for dummies"

Now that'd sell.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Hey spoonly!You never know it maybe.jm

Trust me, I do know...

Can you see into the future?jm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Can you see into the future?jm

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=423850

And I am mary!jmpray

Woo!?

See you guys later.jm

Actually, the money is not just for me, but because something may happen, and I hope that if I make enough I can stop a horrible ripple out of a choice that I do not wish to have.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Actually, the money is not just for me, but because something may happen, and I hope that if I make enough I can stop a horrible ripple out of a choice that I do not wish to have.


You might as well just skip the book idea and buy lottery tickets then... Just to increase your odds you know?

Bump.

You fail.

Originally posted by Spartan005
You fail.

For what? Trying? Doing my best to uphold something I wish to show? You sicken me. Go back to your cave, troll.

Nooooooooooooooo!

I guarantee the reason you bumped this thread is to try and get back at all the people who made fun of you with these pathetic insults.

Calm down... god

Originally posted by Spartan005
I guarantee the reason you bumped this thread is to try and get back at all the people who made fun of you with these pathetic insults.

Calm down... god

I bumped it so other people can have the chance to comment, creating a fair balance of opinion. You are pathetic in your attempts to harm me.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I bumped it so other people can have the chance to comment, creating a fair balance of opinion. You are pathetic in your attempts to harm me.

Ok, ok.... so whats the point of making a thread only to say that your making a book? Honestly who the **** cares if you don't even say anything about it. You just respond to every post with either an insult or by saing "its classified."

Originally posted by Spartan005
Ok, ok.... so whats the point of making a thread only to say that your making a book? Honestly who the **** cares if you don't even say anything about it. You just respond to every post with either an insult or by saing "its classified."

To peak interest, of course.

Originally posted by Spartan005
I guarantee the reason you bumped this thread is to try and get back at all the people who made fun of you with these pathetic insults.

Calm down... god

That's the truth.

K

Have fun with your book

I just sent Masterkit the major synopsis of the book, but I'll keep you guys guessing.

I just did more of Chapter 1. Jeez, it's going to be a pretty darn long chapter!

I have plans my self to write a biography in my head but not on paper yet

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Bump.



You bumped your own thread about a book you're going to get published... but don't even have a chapter of finished yet. Amusing.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I'm trying to keep it classified, so this is all I will tell you for now: It's all about choice. No "Chosen Ones" or "The Touch", but choice and a way of being. Been there, done that, almost got published, got the t-shirt.



Yawn.

t-shirts are still cool though w00t

Originally posted by -Vanish-
t-shirts are still cool though w00t Yeah that's true.

it says "I wrote a 323 page novel about choices and love, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


(and potential publication)"

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Yeah that's true.

it says "I wrote a 323 page novel about choices and love, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


(and potential publication)"

can I get one?

Originally posted by -Vanish-
can I get one? Nah.

I think the title of your book should be, "The Graham Cracker Proxy."

Mine's called "And the world goes 'round"


It's about a small time hollywood agent who must choose between love and money.


And it's not cliche!

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Nah.

aww how come?

Originally posted by -Vanish-
aww how come? Because you asked.

The bible is wrong. Ask and it won't be given to you.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Because you asked.

The bible is wrong. Ask and it won't be given to you.

I see, maybe I'll go write my own Bible. ermm

I'm preparing to write a screenplay called "A Dog Lover In Vegas", but I'm having trouble developing the second act. It may have to be a short film rather than a feature.

Originally posted by H. S. 6


You bumped your own thread about a book you're going to get published... but don't even have a chapter of finished yet. Amusing.

Yet I wrote a five page outline on it. I'm pretty damn sure that gives it the right to be called "in the making", Mr. Brilliant.

Why are you guys so eager to ruin my inner compitence about writing? What is your problem? I am writing a novel, yet I'm being told over and over that it won't go anywhere. You never know. I'm writing it, so care or not, but NEVER say it's a waste of my time!

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Yet I wrote a five page outline on it. I'm pretty damn sure that gives it the right to be called "in the making", Mr. Brilliant. a five page outline is nothing compared to a "Publishment pending 323 page novel"

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
a five page outline is nothing compared to a "Publishment pending 323 page novel"

But it's step 1. That's why this thread says that I'm MAKING one.

I just finished writing Chapter 1. Man, this is pretty dark stuff.

Good hope it goes good for you!jm "Remember a writter writes always!"

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I just finished writing Chapter 1. Man, this is pretty dark stuff. What is the point of bookmarking your progress on this thread if you're not going to post a preview?

Oh right, there is no point. Because you fail.

Originally posted by Strangelove
What is the point of bookmarking your progress on this thread if you're not going to post a preview?

Oh right, there is no point. Because you fail.

Yup Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Yet I wrote a five page outline on it. I'm pretty damn sure that gives it the right to be called "in the making", Mr. Brilliant.

Just shut up.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
That's funny. I'm laughing still. I'll probably laugh all the way to the bank once I'm finished my book.

So hey. I won. I'll make money(no matter how much) and you don't. Burn. Judgeing by your constant tense changing in your posts, not even "Free publishings: We'll publish anything" would publish you.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Good hope it goes good for you!jm "Remember a writter writes always!" Oh god....Throw Momma from the train....good movie....

Originally posted by Strangelove
What is the point of bookmarking your progress on this thread if you're not going to post a preview?

Oh right, there is no point. Because you fail.

Actually, I'm about to. That was to get you all going. Thus, you fail.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Good hope it goes good for you!jm "Remember a writter writes always!"

Thanks for the consent!

This is a small piece from Chapter 1. It's not 100% major, but adds up to the first huge scene.

Okay, now that you have the funny, joke intro to get us into it, post the real thing.

Originally posted by Barker


Okay, now that you have the funny, joke intro to get us into it, post the real thing.




..........down
Jeez, my English teacher, my dad's friend, my dad, and my friend all thought it was really well written.

I changed a part to it, but I can't edit it here now.

New part!


He SaT qutly on the stairs eatin his grape jely.
"What if i wanted to kill Bob?" he wondered. But, he didn't care too much as he sat down and ate more. "Idea!" he said. "I'll go save the world!"
He then ran of with his cape tied to his shirt and went to stopp Luth Lexor once and fur al.

I'm sorry, but so far it's really, really poor and absolutely nothing special.

Originally posted by Lana
I'm sorry, but so far it's really, really poor and absolutely nothing special.

It was a part that I wrote leading to something, thus giving no value or spoiler to the story and maintains the novel a secret to those interested.

Oh, and whether you know it or not, that second part's a joke.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
It was a part that I wrote leading to something, thus giving no value or spoiler to the story and maintains the novel a secret to those interested.

But it also does nothing at all to really attract any attention or make someone think "I wonder what's next" and make them be interested in wanting to read more.

And please learn to use the edit button.

Originally posted by Lana
But it also does nothing at all to really attract any attention or make someone think "I wonder what's next" and make them be interested in wanting to read more.

And please learn to use the edit button.

I have the edit button and know how to use it, yet it seems you do not understand the process of how the developement of sneak peaking works. I do not mind you being interested or not until the book becomes a functional work, but this is just a tidbit of what is yet to come.

And it seems that you honestly believe the second part to be real when I clearly stated that it was merely a hoax.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
New part!


He SaT qutly on the stairs eatin his grape jely.
"What if i wanted to kill Bob?" he wondered. But, he didn't care too much as he sat down and ate more. "Idea!" he said. "I'll go save the world!"
He then ran of with his cape tied to his shirt and went to stopp Luth Lexor once and fur al. And you think this is going to be good......nonekok

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
And you think this is going to be good......nonekok

If you knew how to read, you would see where I said it was a joke.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
If you knew how to read, you would see where I said it was a joke. Yes, I'm aware. However, the first part wasn't even worthy of wiping my ass with.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
If you knew how to read, you would see where I said it was a joke.
The ironic part is that your second post was more interesting than the first.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I have the edit button and know how to use it, yet it seems you do not understand the process of how the developement of sneak peaking works. I do not mind you being interested or not until the book becomes a functional work, but this is just a tidbit of what is yet to come.

And it seems that you honestly believe the second part to be real when I clearly stated that it was merely a hoax.

I know plenty about writing, thanks, but what does that have to do with your double-posting? Nothing.

And I did not believe the second part to be anything real. I'm talking about your first little 'sneak peak'. The whole point of a preview like that is to try and attract people's attention and get them interested in reading more, and your preview does not succeed in that.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Yes, I'm aware. However, the first part wasn't even worthy of wiping my ass with.

Even though I just said it had little relivence to the actual story and is merely a test to what and what not to put into my novel. My dear King Of Kings, you disappoint me.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Even though I just said it had little relivence to the actual story and is merely a test to what and what not to put into my novel. My dear King Of Kings, you disappoint me. What to put in your novel: Good stuff.

What to not put in your novel: Anything you wrote.

Originally posted by Lana
I know plenty about writing, thanks, but what does that have to do with your double-posting? Nothing.

Double-posting? To keep up answering any questions or reply to anything that needs replying to such as your own post.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Double-posting? To keep up answering any questions or reply to anything that needs replying to such as your own post.

That's why it's called you edit your post. Not at all hard to do.

I am greatly surprised you people merely wanting to crush my spirit and make me feel bad about myself. I don't know why, but it shows more about you than it does me.
Besides, the money is not going specifically to me. Something may happen, and it is my duty to see to it that three friends of mine are helped(and possibly saved) through POSSIBLE profit from my book. Besides, it allows me to gain more grammar and writing experience, learn new words, and keep an open mind to new techniques.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I am greatly surprised you people merely wanting to crush my spirit and make me feel bad about myself. I don't know why, but it shows more about you than it does me.
Besides, the money is not going specifically to me. Something may happen, and it is my duty to see to it that three friends of mine are helped(and possibly saved) through IMPOSSIBLE profit from my book. Besides, it allows me to gain more grammar and writing experience, learn new words, and keep an open mind to new techniques.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!


I love you too.

You're making a new novel, eh? hmm

I could be wrong, but wouldn't it work a little better if you wrote it? hmm

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I am greatly surprised you people merely wanting to crush my spirit and make me feel bad about myself. I don't know why, but it shows more about you than it does me.
Besides, the money is not going specifically to me. Something may happen, and it is my duty to see to it that three friends of mine are helped(and possibly saved) through POSSIBLE profit from my book. Besides, it allows me to gain more grammar and writing experience, learn new words, and keep an open mind to new techniques.

I'm being seriously honest, in saying that it is VERY hard to get any sort of work published.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I am greatly surprised you people merely wanting to crush my spirit and make me feel bad about myself.
Not that you don't bring it upon yourself by trying to own everyone every three posts.

Originally posted by Lana
I'm being seriously honest, in saying that it is VERY hard to get any sort of work published.

But there's always hope, no matter how slim.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I love you too. Gay

Originally posted by Barker
Not that you don't bring it upon yourself by trying to own everyone every three posts.

But I didn't. Never wanted to, and never tried.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Gay

This is coming from the guy who made the Penis thread.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
But there's always hope, no matter how slim. Not with you there isn't.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
But I didn't. Never wanted to, and never tried.
You just did.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
This is coming from the guy who made the Penis thread. This coming from a guy who's making the worst "novel"(It's porbablly more acurate for me to call it toilet paper) ever, and can't understand what a joke is.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Not with you there isn't.

Until you read the entire book(which I am on Chapter 5 right now), you are in no position to say that. For example: Dark Lord, I thought, was terrible for the first fifty pages. But as I held onto reading it, it soon became one of the most entertaining books I have read this year(best book I read this year, though, was either Island Of Dr. Moreau or Animal Farm).

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
This coming from a guy who's making the worst "novel"(It's porbablly more acurate for me to call it toilet paper) ever, and can't understand what a joke is.

Yet you only read a segment that may not even BE in the the book. Also, that has nothing to do with being gay.

Originally posted by Barker
You just did.

That was reply, not a burn.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Until you read the entire book(which I am on Chapter 5 right now), you are in no position to say that. For example: Dark Lord, I thought, was terrible for the first fifty pages. But as I held onto reading it, it soon became one of the most entertaining books I have read this year(best book I read this year, though, was either Island Of Dr. Moreau or Animal Farm). If you wrote 5 chapters in less than 4 days, the book will most definately suck.Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Yet you only read a segment that may not even BE in the the book. Also, that has nothing to do with being gay. I can tell from your style that it'll be horrible at best. Also, I wasn't saying anything about gay. However, you're just a dumbass.....

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
If you wrote 5 chapters in less than 4 days, the book will most definately suck.

Not if I put the time and effort into it and spent hours on it it doesn't.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Yet you only read a segment that may not even BE in the the book. Then why post a segment of a book you hope will make you money for us to judge if its not even going to make the final cut?

Baltan, I'm being completely honest with you when I say this...
that preview sucked. Seriously, it was the most random shit I've ever read in my life... "Then he suddenly pulled out a grenade with a semi automatic handgun" At no point did it even slightly catch my attention, and most of the time I was actually laughing because it sucked so much.

Listen to Lana.... That will never get published. Sorry dude...

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Also, I wasn't saying anything about gay.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
You're making a new novel, eh? hmm

I could be wrong, but wouldn't it work a little better if you wrote it? hmm

Doing my best to. Wish me luck.
I love writing, so considering the issues coming up in my life, I figured that I could my love for epics and typing to good use.

Originally posted by Scottie
Then why post a segment of a book you hope will make you money for us to judge if its not even going to make the final cut?

To see whether or not to put it into the book.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
To see whether or not to put it into the book. by the reviews your getting i would say no...no way hosay no2

Originally posted by Scottie
by the reviews your getting i would say no...no way hosay no2

Duh.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
To see whether or not to put it into the book.

NO, infact never... just stop writing the book now.

Originally posted by Spartan005
Baltan, I'm being completely honest with you when I say this...
that preview sucked. Seriously, it was the most random shit I've ever read in my life... "Then he suddenly pulled out a grenade with a semi automatic handgun" At no point did it even slightly catch my attention, and most of the time I was actually laughing because it sucked so much.

Listen to Lana.... That will never get published. Sorry dude...

You're always there just to make me feel, bad Spartan. You never are positive, and are always exited to bash my work. I normally don't do this, but *presses Ignore Button*.

Originally posted by Scottie
its a bit random and not very gripping

Because I did not give you what happens before that that leads to the whole action itself.

Baltan, I'm not trying to bash you... but you have to understand that that will not get published. I've had friends who have written some of the most incredible stories going over 400 pages... but theirs didn't get published either. Its great that your sticking with something that you enjoy doing, but seriously it is not working out.