Funniest MSN convo ever.

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Slay
Sanctuary zegt:
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Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
hi
Sanctuary zegt:

SLAY zegt:
Ello.
SLAY zegt:
My name is Viakch.
SLAY zegt:
I'm from New Delhi.
SLAY zegt:
Care for some curry?
SLAY zegt:
Sorry!
SLAY zegt:
Haha.Vikach.
Sanctuary zegt:

Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
..
SLAY zegt:
Yesh,yesh.
Sanctuary zegt:
How is everyone?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
im doin fine thanks
SLAY zegt:
I'm fine. One of my cows died today.
SLAY zegt:
Vikach is really sad.
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:

Sanctuary zegt:

Sanctuary zegt:
What was the cows name....
SLAY zegt:
Why are you laughing?
SLAY zegt:
His name wash Sanjay.
Sanctuary zegt:
Because someone over here has a gun to my head and made me type that.
Sanctuary zegt:
Awesome. What a cute name...
SLAY zegt:
Sarah you are not being nice.
SLAY zegt:
I won't cyber with you anymore.
Sanctuary zegt:
Hahah. What?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
...
SLAY zegt:
**** this..
Sanctuary zegt:
Are you leaving?
SLAY zegt:
Sarah it's over.
SLAY zegt:
Cows are sacred in my country and if you can't respect that.
SLAY zegt:
We might as well not be.
Sanctuary zegt:
I'm sorry..
Sanctuary zegt:
Be what? o.0
SLAY zegt:
Who is this ****wit btw?
SLAY zegt:
Your brother?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
yes
SLAY zegt:
Cool.
SLAY zegt:
I hate you.
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
always a pleasure to know
SLAY zegt:
Good.;
Sanctuary zegt:
Awww. I see you 2 are the best of friends.
SLAY zegt:
I hope Vishnu will take your soul and rape your mother.
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
umm
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
no.
Sanctuary zegt:
Mine? o.0
SLAY zegt:
No, his.
Sanctuary zegt:
Oh right. \
Sanctuary zegt:
*
Sanctuary zegt:
Well.
SLAY zegt:
I just came beg from my work at the news stand.
SLAY zegt:
i had sex with two ladies.
Sanctuary zegt:
Cool. What were their names?
SLAY zegt:
How the hell should I know?
Sanctuary zegt:
I see how it is.
SLAY zegt:
Don't steal my lines.
Sanctuary zegt:
I'll do what I want thank you very much.
Sanctuary zegt:
You scared Andy away.
SLAY zegt:
I'm very sorry Andy.
SLAY zegt:
If you want some Curry, I'll send it to you by mail.
Sanctuary zegt:
What a kind gesture.
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
it's really ok
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
i'm not a fan of curry
SLAY zegt:
I would send him a Malhantra cake, but he's not a Hindu.
SLAY zegt:
he'll die of it.
SLAY zegt:
you see, Vishnu's soul is in it.
Sanctuary zegt:

Sanctuary zegt:
I see.
SLAY zegt:
No, I'm being serious Sarah.
Sanctuary zegt:
I see.
Sanctuary zegt:
How do you make it? Some kind of soul extractor?
SLAY zegt:
No, the female descendents of Vishnu put it in their ****.
SLAY zegt:
Of course with a soul extractor.
Sanctuary zegt:
What happens when you run out of soul?
SLAY zegt:
There is always enough soul.
Sanctuary zegt:
Alright.. brb
SLAY zegt:
Bye.
SLAY zegt:
So Andy.
SLAY zegt:
What do you do for a living?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
i dont work yet
SLAY zegt:
How old are you then?
SLAY zegt:
Andy?
SLAY zegt:
Are you still alive in there?
Please Speak Softly, For They Will Hear Us. zegt:
i'm sarah's age
SLAY zegt:
15?
SLAY zegt:
You don't work at 15?
SLAY zegt:
What the hell of a country do you live in?

no expression

masterkit
Thats Hard To Read, I didnt finish it no expression

Bardock42
'tis good.

Council#13
*rubs eye*

~Lord_Vezon~
Nice. no expression

Not.

Sanctuary
Originally posted by Slay

SLAY zegt:
Sarah you are not being nice.
SLAY zegt:
I won't cyber with you anymore.
no expression

bogen
hard to read but i see the punchline/s.

Council#13
*coughs*

Bardock42
Originally posted by Sanctuary
no expression

It's okay, honey, I still will.

Sanctuary
Nahh, still not as good as the one with Itzak pretending to be JacopeX and Xyz. ermm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Nahh, still not as good as the one with Itzak pretending to be JacopeX and Xyz. ermm

Oh I think it is...just for this one part:

SLAY sagt:
Minor Threat by RATM is not Emo.

Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh I think it is...just for this one part:

SLAY sagt:
Minor Threat by RATM is not Emo.
Brilliant ain't it?

Sanctuary
Originally posted by Bardock42
It's okay, honey, I still will.
Awwww. You will? love

Bardock42
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Awwww. You will? love

Of course hug

Originally posted by Slay
Brilliant ain't it?

Not soo much...more like..haha...lolz or soemthing.

Sanctuary
Originally posted by Bardock42
Of course hug

laughing roll eyes (sarcastic)

Slay
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Awwww. You will? love
Cyber whore. tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by Slay
Cyber whore. tongue

She isn't. Don't say that. Apologize to her.

Sanctuary
Originally posted by Slay
Cyber whore. tongue
You wish. mhm
Originally posted by Bardock42
She isn't. Don't say that. Apologize to her.
w00t

lord xyz
huh

Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
She isn't. Don't say that. Apologize to her.
You slimeball.


Zaphod Ford Dent zegt:
Sarah is too good of a **** to be shared

Council#13
I would like to know which letters those *'s stand for

Sanctuary
Originally posted by Slay
You slimeball.


Zaphod Ford Dent zegt:
Sarah is too good of a **** to be shared
I hate you guys. no expression

Council#13
Originally posted by Sanctuary
I hate you guys. no expression

Me too? cry

Bardock42
Originally posted by Slay
You slimeball.


Zaphod Ford Dent zegt:
Sarah is too good of a **** to be shared

You totally took that out of context.

Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
You totally took that out of context.
So what?

Council#13
Chicken butt no expression

Bardock42
Originally posted by Slay
So what?

True.

Sanctuary
Originally posted by Council#13
Me too? cry
Nahh, you're the exception. hug

Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
True.
Thought so.

Sanctuary
What is wrong with you two?!?! cry

Bardock42
Originally posted by Sanctuary
What is wrong with you two?!?! cry

I'm German. He is retarded.

Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm German. He is retarded.
I think you mean to say;

He's Dutch, I'm a copycat. ermm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Slay
I think you mean to say;

He's Dutch, I'm a copycat. ermm

Doubt it, I don't use smilies just cause I am too dumb to articulate my thoughts.

Council#13
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Nahh, you're the exception. hug

touched

Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
Doubt it, I don't use smilies just cause I am too dumb to articulate my thoughts.
You listen to The Smiths though.

Sanctuary
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm German. He is retarded.
Well that does explain a lot. hmmOriginally posted by Council#13
touched
stick out tongue

Council#13
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Well that does explain a lot. hmm
stick out tongue

petpet

Bardock42
Originally posted by Slay
You listen to The Smiths though.

That might explain my superiour skills in the subkect of the English language.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Well that does explain a lot. hmm
stick out tongue

Certainly does, **** buddy.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm German. He is retarded. laughing I cant type well, im laughing so hard

undercoverninja
ive had funnier

shall i prove?

Sanctuary
Originally posted by undercoverninja
ive had funnier

shall i prove?
yes

undercoverninja
its not as long but its pretty funny
captain sexy says:
since when have you been online
Shordee says:
for like 30 minutes
captain sexy says:
oh
captain sexy says:
cool beans
Shordee says:
ye
captain sexy says:
yea im listening to lil and eastside boys get low what are you doing
Shordee says:
listen to the song on my myspace
captain sexy says:
ok
Shordee says:
not anymore
captain sexy says:
oh thats what you were doing i thought you wanted me to listen to
captain sexy says:
it
Shordee says:

captain sexy says:
cool beans
Shordee says:
for sure dawg'
captain sexy says:
hellz yea
Shordee says:
hellz
captain sexy says:
so you and connor gonna dun have dat poop sex
Shordee says:
no
captain sexy says:

captain sexy says:
your not gona take a dump on his chest and rub it in
Shordee says:

captain sexy says:
are you sure you dont wanna you know just a little smear
Shordee says:
no
captain sexy says:
are you sure
captain sexy says:
not even a little nugget
Shordee says:
no
captain sexy says:

captain sexy says:
are you sure
captain sexy says:
you know just a little peanut sized one

Sanctuary
Nahh. That has nothin' on it. mhm

undercoverninja
oh no you didnt *snaps fingers in a Z formation*

LonDon06
Originally posted by masterkit
Thats Hard To Read, I didnt finish it no expression

Itzak
Originally posted by Sanctuary
Nahh, still not as good as the one with Itzak pretending to be JacopeX and Xyz. ermm

iight! YA DIG?!

Slay
Originally posted by Itzak
iight! YA DIG?!
It's ya boiiii- I to the tzak.

NINJ4_BL4D3
I saw this on another forum site about MSN CONVOS

<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit

<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die

<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"

<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?

<FoSZoR> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

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