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Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "

some kid at my school always used to insult people by saying

"Sit up fa**ot!"

The kid was funny but I just never got it.

This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"

Originally posted by champion
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing " hahahaha genious.....



working at a cab company, i have had some doozies. a customer called and reported she was blind but could see the cab and asked us to tell him to come down the hill to the woman wearing blue jeans.

LOL


Robert F. Kennedy,said this to his wife directly after he was shot and seconds before he fell into a coma, "Is someone hurt?"

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill and eat their family." -Impediment

Originally posted by champion
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "

Originally posted by Spartan005
This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs"

Originally posted by Spartan005
This is my personal favorite...

Kai Lein: "Y'alls idiots... and thats simple"

Kai Lein: "I have never... well I have... but I don't do drugs" the first is 2/10 funny and the second is 4/10 funny.

"All I thought to be true about wolves turned out to be false. So why do i love them so? That, my friend, I do not know."

"God has no place in these walls, just like facts have no place in an organised religion"

"I made a typo, bif deal."

"They ask me what the future would be like, well imagine this, a boot stepping down on the human face, forever"

Yeah, I stole those from people's sigs. (I kinda messed up the last one.)

*points to american flag*


The colors don't run.










THE WORLD.

" Rapists, are looking for sex right? Take em to a brothel." -- lod xyz

*A large truck is stuck under an overpass and this cop walks up and asks the driver if his truck is stuck.*

Tommy: Ah. Just smell that fresh air.
Tara: No.
Tommy: SMELL IT!
Tara: NO!

I always found them to be one of the most unfunny duos I've ever seen, yet for some reason that made me laugh.

LOL

"Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found."

"Never ever do that again."

why? they always say that... though they know it really has no use coz usually you do it again anyway...

"Odin pwns ye all"

Joe- "Hey Joe...I mean.......Glenn"

"Well cordera makes a thread about who is an asswhole, and probally expects not to get burned. Well Cordera you are an asswhole, and C17 is just a wannabe asswhole, thats why he does what you tell him, like a little dog. Oh yeah and remember you DID ASK WHO IS A BIGGER ASS. You asked, and I gave you my answer. Ok again, you asked, and I gave you my answer, so I don't want you to cry or anything. I know, how about you make another thread, to feed your ego. I have an Idea for the name. Title it "Who thinks Cordera is the greatest" and then put a poll, and when you see anyone click you are the greatest, then you shall be satisfied.


Oh yeah no hard feelings. I love both of you guys, as friends, but it might seem otherwise."

"c master ? wow thats cool can i have your autograph mr c master for being the stupedist black person on this planet"

the sun is red..people have died tonight..is there any more stupid then that

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
"Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found."






Was that a complement or an insult.

insult perhaps?

"Supercalafrajalisticexpealadosis"

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
"Supercalafrajalisticexpealadosis"


http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2004/327/3/9/The_Villagers_Are_Restless_by_Zikes.gif

1 out of every 3 people have a disorder they dont know about.......wow thats like half!

Poster 1: "terrax kills clussus no prop. colussus is a loser an so are you, rage
!"

Poster 2: "thats not what your mom told me last night....... "

Poster 1: "that wasnt my mom... it was yourse aving sweet love with you retard loser, loser ,loser haaaahaahaaaa why are you jacking off? "

Poster 2: "no i am pretty sure it was your mom i ****ed her very hard...while she was pregnant with you thats why you have spelling problems to this day"

Poster 1: "rage quit jackin off! yove got nothing their!haaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa! why dont you a life. sense you cant get a girlfreind"

Poster 2: "i have your mom why would i need a girlfriend for.....and dont send me one of your rubber one's.....i will probably get banned and so will you but who cares..i'll be back again"

Poster 1: get a girl freind if you can? you couldn't have done hear becuase you dont have a dick freak!

Poster 2: "i dont.....?.......then what the hell did i put in your mom's pussy? ...........i'll see you guys in a week i hope it wont be a permanent ban......"

Poster 1: "you dont have a dick your mom must really be said!"

Poster 2: "said?.....learn how to spell little shit.....ask your mom to teach you when she is not busy ****ing me...."

Poster 3: "shut the f**k up, judgesbrother. God, this is a discussion forum not a pornhouse or a totally-nude stripping club."

Poster 1: "quit raping culussus and your mom faget! jeez your so stupid"

Poster 2: "learn how to spell ......while i put my dick in your mom's mouth"

Poster 1: "rage why do you like f'ing your mom! its not mine! you also rapedculussus till he died! your so stupid"

Poster 2: "dude **** off you little piece of shit i dont have time to deal with bitches like you go **** your mom. i am going to work.to help people like you......by the time i get back i will be banned ....but let it be that way......hopefully the mods will see its your fault not may'n"

hysterical

"i can trace ur IP address.....and then u wont be so happy......+ C dosent tell me what to tell you....i think u r a little ***** all by myself.....have a nice day..... "

laughinglaughing

"Ummm, no you dick sucking motherf*cker. "Post" and "thread" are two entirely different things last time I checked. Substituting "thread" for "post" makes the whole sentence ambiguous which is very questionable towards your overall intelligence quotient. It's like instead of saying, "I went to the corner grocery to buy food" you say, "I went to the corner automobiles to buy food." What the f*ck is wrong with you?! How do you mistaken "post" for "thread" and still have the audacity to call me stupid? I mean seriously, last time I attended 3rd grade it wasn't that hard. Posting that garbage makes YOU (not me) look like a grammar subordinate dumb shit. Please just die now you f*cking waste of semen." hysterical

LMAO

"wow....Brazil is big!"

Geroge bush

"This is sweet. I mean you were that asswhole that was talking shit and got the 3 picture threads closed right ? You whine about your litte sister, and shit, and we tell you before that to stop trying to set examples, because it aint your life, and you said how you were against sex and we told you your sister is going to do it in the future, who would of guessed so soon. As long as she turns out ok, I am so glad she had SEX against your will. Thats right logan SEX. She sucked his Dick and everything. How do your ass feel ? HA HA HA HA. So next time you want to go in threads and start saying shit, think again." hysterical

laughinglaughinglaughinglaughing

"as all of u r aware.....there has been a new uprising in chaos.....and bullshit threads thanx to some new and ignorant members....they are destroying the quality of the forums.....and posting stupid fights.and generally have no knowledge.....they have no emotional attachment to this particular forum.....and want to destroy it........please post any ideas or comments that you might have about this situation.......please dont make this one of the B.S threads..lets keep the B.S in those threads...this thread is for serious people that are fed up.....with the situation...."

"becasue there are dangerous creatures on this forum..they hunt alone.and attack the logical life forms here...they are called.....FANBOYS.....if u c one just run!!!......logic wont work on the.....they have evolved beyond it.....and they wont let threads die no matter how stupid they are as long as spiderman/wolverine/superman/batman.
are on the title...."

laughinglaughinglaughing

You'll love this one...

Poster 1: "One its not my fault some times, because when I use the thread search its sensitive, like I search for Ex Batman Vs Superman and see none so I make it then some idiot screams, use the search and shows me the thread is called Bats Vs Super. Beacuse i dont type in their nicknames, it doesnt pop up. Somne of you guys are very rude with it."

Poster 2: "
cry me a river....."

Poster 1: "I will so you could drown in it."

Poster 2: "actually in my armored form i dont need to breath....now go touch yourself like u always do....."


Poster 1: "
No thaks, I wouldn't want to pick up your hobbies."


Poster 2: "
did i say touch me.....dam .u do know that u r .......an individual u r not part of me.....or is that so hard to understand....i am sorry if i am not making sense.i know u r not used to speak in human language.......why dont u go down to the batcave....and use some prep time to attack me.and maybe learn some new comprehension skills......"


Poster 3: "ok there are over 30 pages of versus threads and u think that u r the firsy person to make a batman vs superman thread

u cant possible be that stuipd
nice come back Batman wins

that was very original"

Poster 1: "
Dummy I said example so you could understand, but i guess you aint that smart"

Poster 2: " you would be surprised........ "

Poster 4: " Oh but he can be that stupid. I was at a rather primitive school and yet i never new how stupid people could be untill i joined this forum. Sorry Dudes but it is the truth "


hysterical

hystericalhystericalhysterical

"Let's see:

*edit* complains that C is talking about him behind his back. So he starts a thread and talks about C behind his back. Wow, you're a genius.

Your threads are dumb. Spider-Man vs. Magneto? Come on...

Tha C-Master isn't the type to hand out unfounded ownings. You must have done something to get smoked as bad as you did...

And now you point out that he has an exceptionally large number of posts to get to him? Buddy, this is a forum. Posters are damn proud of high post counts. Having a large post count is relatively the equivalent of being very...well endowed.

Stop spamming the OTF with your pathetic grudge. You got owned, get over it."

Where do you get all this C Master

My profile, most of them are aimed at me

i think this is funny. just found it in the "want to be an assassin" thread.


Originally posted by shyguy
i don't think i would have it in me to kill someone in cold blood i would have to get to know them first

That WAS actually pretty funny. A "warm-blooded" murder.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
That WAS actually pretty funny. A "warm-blooded" murder. yeah, good times.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
"All I thought to be true about wolves turned out to be false. So why do i love them so? That, my friend, I do not know."



I was gonna post the same thing

I have tons of ammo, fanboy quotes from Wolverine threads will make anyone want to hang themselves.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I was gonna post the same thing What is so stupid about what my sig says?


Why am I not surprised

Here's one from my old convos like back August. Edited for content...

"Wait...so not only have you two never met, but you've only been talking for about a week and you're writing poetry about how you "really" feel???

Damn.


I guess internet time goes by faster than real time, huh?

Well...my advice? Who cares! It's only been a week! Rip it up and go "next". You're *edit*. Keep the line moving!

And find some girl in college who you can **** before writing poetry...what, are they all ugly?

Try okcupid.com if you want something free. Or match.com if you want lots of messages from girls (European girls love black guys). Or, like, the library..."

"College hasn't started yet, there can NEVER be a college with all ugly girls, or can there?"

"Go to an engineering school."

hysterical

Originally posted by champion
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "

stupid

LOL

ok, so is this guy the father? If not, who is, and if so why he pissed at her about it? Because she doesn't have a magic pussy that kills sperm on contact? Or because he expecting her to come pre-packaged with a built-in condom?

Originally posted by champion
LOL

thankyou

^^ LOL

lol

LOL I LIKE PIE

LOL Marching sucks!

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
-G.W. Bush

"is it comprehensible"

2 hillbillys are sitting on pigs aka hogs with baby chickens all around them and one says to the other "Its true I heard about city folks riding around on hogs picking up chicks."

Originally posted by Strangelove
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
-G.W. Bush

You mean most BRILLIANT quote ever!

Originally posted by Strangelove
"is it comprehensible"


OMG

^^

"Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
i'm not on here to back up all this with scans. putting up scans doesn't mean your really proving a point. I argue off of logic. the scans are nice to look at and good for point of reference. but since the characters exist in differnt companies and follow different rules, i have to use logic when I debate the characters. I dont' care what you or anyone else thinks. I know I argue with good enough logic. People just got mad cuz I called them on thier marvel bias. And they know it's true. "

.....

"Originally posted by wolvertooth
****in infidelts, wolverine is by far got more skills then taskmaster , he is much stronger then him he got healing factor and deadly skills , you ****in satan workers do you understand? you all should burn in hell for thinking that such a dumb idiot like taskmaster should take wolverine out you sons of a bitches , this is a spite thread"

"you mean like wolverine's character to cut the shit out of almost every character he touches in the MU?"

You decided to go the Wolverine route lol, unfortunately not everyone here are comic nerds.

Originally posted by No one.

I suck.

"Green Day arent punk, theyre emo"

LOL

Champion: I like you a lot marth
Marth: Thats nice
Champion: no i relaly do
Marth: you spelled really wrong
Charmpion: so

?

i was bored...still am, cause that was only like 1 min ago

Go to www.i-am-bored.com

Originally posted by BakaXero
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I am a professional doctor and I would estimate you have another 48 hrs to live, then it is off to the Devils playground for you

Catch ya..
Originally posted by Storm
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
And many more in my profile mhm

Originally posted by champion
Go to www.i-am-bored.com

LOL

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"You know you're drunk when you are holding onto the ground to keep from falling off of the earth."

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
"You know you're drunk when you are holding onto the ground to keep from falling off of the earth."

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
"You know you're drunk when you are holding onto the ground to keep from falling off of the earth."
RIGHT YOU ARE

Band director during marching band practice: QUIT PLAYING YOUR INSTRUMENTS!!!

Some guy: "Im not gay, but my boyfriend is"

Originally posted by Marth18
Some guy: "Im not gay, but my boyfriend is" Guy: .......I'm not gay...hay theres my boyfriend....He looks so hot in that bright pink shirt I bought him. I knew it would look good on him."

HAHAHA some guy: I think my boyfriend got me pregnant!

Originally posted by champion
Guy: .......I'm not gay...hay theres my boyfriend....He looks so hot in that bright pink shirt I bought him. I knew it would look good on him."
LMAO did you edit it afterwards?

Originally posted by Marth18
HAHAHA some guy: I think my boyfriend got me pregnant! Guy: No I'm not gay wh...*Stares at boys butt*

lmao i actually laughed out loud on that one.....

My personal favorite: I've never done....well I have....but I don't do drugs!

"Let's make a reality show about Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton going to the countryside, f*ck everything up, stare at some farmer's ass and film it at least 15 minutes an episode, go to the emergency room for every booboo while people with actually horrible conditions wait on their death beds as if they don't exist, have dramatic breakdowns that either make no sense or are completely stupid, and pay the family the two are with to pretend like they will miss them. BRILLIANT!"

"You don't have to be an Italian chief to be an Italian chief

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

^^

^^;

.........You stole my "^^"

no i added a sweat.... >_>

LOL.

-_-

Guy: looks like its out of ink now the ink fairy will come and leave us 3 bucks.
Girl: Or you could just use the easy button *SHe points to a large red button with the word easy written on it that is on the desk nearby*
Guy: Yeah like thats real.

whats that from it sounds familiar

Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole, sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that. What's his name?"
Col. Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. A$$hole. Major A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
All Crew: "Yo!!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"

The office depot commercial.

omg hahah i know that, omg whats that from its on the tip of my tongue

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole, sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that. What's his name?"
Col. Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. A$$hole. Major A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
All Crew: "Yo!!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!" LMAO

Here's one, the poster dissed the other by telling him to stop posting in multiple posts.

"There aren't any stats on Marvel.com, F*ck-wad! Show me where it states that Wolverine is in the 2+ ton range. Spider-Man is in the 10 ton range. Where do you get off saying he's in the 50 ton range. Maybe you just read as bad as you write. You should start listening to what other people are saying. I have yet to see anyone agree with you. Have you noticed? Christ, you're a tool."

"Oh, and stop"


"posting"


"multiple"



"posts."



"No wonder your post count is so high. Like your parents were when you were conceived."

wtf lol "Thats it, i have had it with these mother ****ing snakes on this mother ****ing plane" ....lame-o

KoK has got to be the star of this thread.

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Originally posted by champion
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With a plethora of stupid quotes

Originally posted by boma
With a plethora of stupid quotes Is this not a stupid quote right here?

Poster: "i saw your picture... you are a ziped kid.. ofcourse most of the retard idionts here are ugly ... damn ... next to such ugly geeks c master actually looks good Lol"

Mod:"You bothered to look through the picture thread? Cool. That tells me you know a bit about forum history, and are likely a sock of someone who has laready been banned before. And C-Master is the antithesis of your existence on KMC...I doubt he'd want you citing him for anything.

P.S. I take it "ziped" is a synonym for porn star. Thanks for the compliment. "


Poster:"Lol you stupid geek first of all i never was here i just looked at people pics, i wasnt insulting c master... the oposite.. he looks good and talks well.... actually even when we had debates i respected him he got class.... but i am sorry but there are some geeks here that are just idiots, and the funny part is that those retards didnt show there face in the pictures thread... they are sooo ugly that they are ashamed of themselves.... i dont have a scanner but if someone could tell me how can i get a picture into my pc without a scanner i would show you how a person should look like .... and the f*ckin pedophiles here better go mustorbate before i post so they wont get sick ideas those mother****ers, and i am sorry digi but you look like some digimon you are wierd looking geek"

Random Poster: " WTF? I think he's in love"

Paris Hilton: "What's Wal-Mart? Is that a place to buy walls?"

Paris Hilton: "What's the Wall Street Journal? Is that good?"

"Hey Dick! Is that money in your shoes? Ooh! You've got money in your shoes! I want money shoes."

Paris Hilton: I was afraid that she would get a bunch of Latinos to beat me up.

I swear to goodness gracious that that is what she actually said in the courtroom when she tried to sue her Latino maid out of fear of getting beaten up.

*A computer user calls the helpdesk with the following question.*
User: What do I do?
Helpdesk: What does your screen look like?
User: Its blue and says press any key to continue.

"I want some bananananananananananananananananana cream pieieieieieieieieieieieieie."

Once, my teacher had a page number written on the board in plane sight, and said the page number many times, and someone raised their hand and asked what page number they were suposed to be on.

Because people keep posting and believing sh*t like this:



Stupidity like this should be banned as quickly as trolling or other such behaviour. We are all a little more stupid for having read that. For that I am sorry.

whats 2 plus 2?

weep

6?

oh

Stop it!

or what? whacha gonna do?

boxing

Originally posted by Wolf_Girl15
Once, my teacher had a page number written on the board in plane sight, and said the page number many times, and someone raised their hand and asked what page number they were suposed to be on.

exactly...

Originally posted by justjakk
hahahaha genious.....



working at a cab company, i have had some doozies. a customer called and reported she was blind but could see the cab and asked us to tell him to come down the hill to the woman wearing blue jeans.

that's b/c being legally blind doesn't mean you can't see at all, people who are legally blind don't necessarily have to walk around with sticks and are insensitive to white light, some of them can still see but you wouldn't want them driving you around in a car or leading you past 8 inches in front of them.

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole, sir."
Dark Helmet: "I know that. What's his name?"
Col. Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. A$$hole. Major A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Col. Sandurz: "He's an A$$hole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip A$$hole."
Dark Helmet: "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
All Crew: "Yo!!"
Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"

Keep firing, A$$holes!

Originally posted by Wolf_Girl15
Post any stupid quotes you have heard someone say or you have seen online here please. HEre are some I found.

"I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."

"S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand "

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?! "

"One bright morning...in the middle of the night, two dead boys came out to fight. they stood back to back and faced each other drew their swords and shot eachother. the deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys. If u dont believe my story its true ask the blind man he saw it too!"

"Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare."

"A day without sunshine is like night"

"The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

"i swear to drunk im not God"

"Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn"

"if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing "

LMAO! All those made me "LOL" hahahahaha! Good stuff good stuff.

personal fav "The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience."

Stupidest quotes....hmm hmm

Ok, convo between me and a friend of mine


Tess: god im pissed.
me: Why?
Tess: I went to this chinese resteraunt and they didn't have any of those little noodle things we got at the japanese place. i was really looking forward to that.

Originally posted by botankus
Keep firing, A$$holes!

You got that from Space balls!Good movie!Jm

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental." --Jim Wohford

Half the things Jacope comes up with.

Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius



>> "Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs

>> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes, on University

>> "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach

>> Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

>> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

>> Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."

>> David Nucifora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell, I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'
(I actually like this one)

>> David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."

>> "Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted - former Wellington player and commentator)

>> "Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Ma Nonu)

>> "We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh, Warratahs)

>> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Jerry Collins)

>> "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Tony Brown)

>> "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Tana Umaga)

>> "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)

>> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver)

>> "I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)

>> "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)

>> Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"Tana Umaga: "On what ?"

>> "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray Mexted)

>> "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius



>> "Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs

>> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes, on University

>> "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach

>> Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

>> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

>> Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."

>> David Nucifora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell, I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'
(I actually like this one)

>> David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."

>> "Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted - former Wellington player and commentator)

>> "Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Ma Nonu)

>> "We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh, Warratahs)

>> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Jerry Collins)

>> "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Tony Brown)

>> "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Tana Umaga)

>> "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)

>> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver)

>> "I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)

>> "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)

>> Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"Tana Umaga: "On what ?"

>> "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray Mexted)

>> "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius



>> "Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs

>> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Rodney So'ialo - Hurricanes, on University

>> "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach

>> Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

>> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

>> Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games "It's basically the same, just darker."

>> David Nucifora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell, I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'
(I actually like this one)

>> David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."

>> "Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Murray Mexted - former Wellington player and commentator)

>> "Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Ma Nonu)

>> "We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." (Phil Waugh, Warratahs)

>> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Jerry Collins)

>> "That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." (Tony Brown)

>> "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Tana Umaga)

>> "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby - but none of them serious." (Doc Mayhew)

>> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."(Anton Oliver)

>> "I would not say he (Rico Gear) is the best left winger in the Super 14, but there are none better." (Murray Mexted)

>> "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ewan McKenzie)

>> Murray Deaker: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"Tana Umaga: "On what ?"

>> "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Murray Mexted)

>> "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."(Murray Mexted)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aussie rugby is clearly better.

my principal at an assembley called us
"aggots around an ashcan"
priceless

"Maggots"


Not what I was hoping, but i think I cleared the air.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
"Maggots"


Not what I was hoping, but i think I cleared the air.
no he said "aggots" and "ashcan"