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Well...on KMC that is. ermm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...me and Hannah.























































Well...on KMC that is. ermm

Yay!

....obviously though, thats not actually how I dance

Congratulations

Congratulations 'n shit. ermm

I hope for you that it won't go the way like it went with that one dufus.

Originally posted by Devalion
Yay!

....obviously though, thats not actually how I dance

Though I probably dance like that.

*kisses his Devalion*

Originally posted by Scottie
Congratulations

Oh hunny....I can't believe you posted that...dontgetit

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Though I probably dance like that.

*kisses his Devalion*

Hey, I'm not gonna say anything!

w00t Thats awesome!!hug congrats!!

Thanx hun

Congratulations

Originally posted by Devalion
Oh hunny....I can't believe you posted that...dontgetit

Originally posted by Tempest
Congratulations

Whoa, I'm quoted in your profile. shock

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...me and Hannah.


Congratz, man.

For your bachelor party, I know this chick that does crazy thangs with a horse. ---> Pansy

Ken, remember:

Always agree.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...me and Hannah.
























































Well...on KMC that is. ermm
WTF happened to you and Da Rev? I will get to the bottom of this right now!

KMC marriages now?

tinkabear

Originally posted by DigiMark007
KMC marriages now?

tinkabear Digi has left his box!!!

Originally posted by DigiMark007
KMC marriages now?

tinkabear

Nor did I....

*drops off gift of china*

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
WTF happened to you and Da Rev? I will get to the bottom of this right now!

Now Kenneth....when I asked you about that relationship you said there was nothing going on!.....Your not lying to me already I hope

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Nor did I....

*drops off gift of china*


Me either but you know it could work, I mean they never have to see each other and only have to talk when they want to, rather then "make it work" sounds like marriage heaven lol!

have fun with that marriage i suppose

Consumating it should be fun

Originally posted by Devalion
Now Kenneth....when I asked you about that relationship you said there was nothing going on!.....Your not lying to me already I hope
cry

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...me and Hannah.




Well...on KMC that is. ermm

There is no God..... I don't know whether to feel scared or just plain sick...

For shame.... FOR ****ING SHAME!

Originally posted by Devalion
Get over it
droolio I like you.

Where in the Lord's name is Lance now? He's probably throwing away all of the stuff that Da Rev gave him, including those Superman Panties.

Originally posted by Devalion
Get over it

I'm more than tempted to throw that comment back at you with a bit of backlash but I won't.... I don't think I'd lower myself to that.

Seriously though, I know this is a joke, because, well, it's not feasable, nor normal, but, in light of what it is, how DOES one get married on KMC?

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
droolio I like you.

Where in the Lord's name is Lance now? He's probably throwing away all of the stuff that Da Rev gave him, including those Superman Panties.

I plead the fifth.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I plead the fifth.
You traitor!

Originally posted by Devalion
Good.....I wondered where he'd got those
Yeah, I mean, how could you give up someone that gave you superman panties? THAT'S DEEP!

Originally posted by D-Double
Congratulations on your "bigger mannedness".

It is mighty large... Or so the rumours I spread say.

Originally posted by Devalion



Haven't actually got a clue

Ah, I see.

Another question then....prior to reading this thread, did you in fact, KNOW that you were getting married?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah, I see.

Another question then....prior to reading this thread, did you in fact, KNOW that you were getting married?

Oh yeah......msn is quicker at getting messages to you than KMC

We want cake!

We want cake!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
We want cake!

We want cake!


When the **** do we get ice cream?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
We want cake!

We want cake!



Er, can I get away with saying its in the post?

Congrats, you two crazy lovebirds!! Ken, I'll hire the stipper.

Originally posted by D-Double
I heard a rumor that you're hung like a fruit-fly.


I'm guess'n you didn't start that one.

No... Course not... That was my mother.

Cool, may Selphie and I attend?

Originally posted by Scythe
Cool, may Selphie and I attend?

Hell Yeah

Aw thankies, when and where shall it be held?

Not actually sure, ask Ken

Originally posted by Scythe
Aw thankies, when and where shall it be held?

We haven't set a date yet.

Originally posted by D-Double
Ooo .... bad mommy!

It would seem so.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
We haven't set a date yet.


Alright, keep me posted and let me know.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...me and Hannah.







Well...on KMC that is. ermm


YAY!!!! Congratulations!!!! I'm so happy. Its about time.

Can I be the guy who flys into the reception naked on a hang glider?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...me and Hannah.
























































Well...on KMC that is. ermm

CONGRATS BABEH!!!!

Originally posted by Devalion
Yay!

....obviously though, thats not actually how I dance

Can I be the maid of honor? I can throw a mean bachelorette party.eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Seriously though, I know this is a joke, because, well, it's not feasable, nor normal, but, in light of what it is, how DOES one get married on KMC?

It easy. thy have cyba brides and a cybr best man. and make a thread. Didn't your friend scott(smallville) And Nicci gt marrid. I think they were like samuruai guy n girl

Funny thing is I think he made a thread awhile ago about proposing to his gf.

What are you going to name your kids?

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
What are you going to name your kids?

Peanut, Butter and Jelly.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Peanut, Butter and Jelly.ermm
droolio God I wish I was as creative as you.....

COngRaTULatiOnS!!!!

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
droolio God I wish I was as creative as you.....

Thanks.eyes

Neat!Am I invisted?jm

Originally posted by BeachBunny
COngRaTULatiOnS!!!! indeed... congrats Ken & Hannah!

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Neat!Am I invisted?jm

Sure, even JM is invited.

And when did I make a thread proposing?

2 years ago? srug

Originally posted by silver_tears
2 years ago? srug

shrug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I be the maid of honor? I can throw a mean bachelorette party.eyes

In that case hun....YOUR HIRED!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sure, even JM is invited.

And when did I make a thread proposing?

I was talking about Smallville.

Originally posted by Devalion
In that case hun....YOUR HIRED!

You will not be disappointed.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was talking about Smallville.



You will not be disappointed.

Oh, be more specific.

Weeewt!
Can I be in charge of the bachelor party strippers?

Woo yay, I'll bring the monkey! firefirefireph

Originally posted by silver_tears
Woo yay, I'll bring the monkey! firefirefireph

But whos gonna bring the goat?

Jordan shrug
I'm not suppose to say, but he has kinda a thing for em

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Oh, be more specific.

Never.selene


Originally posted by Devalion
But whos gonna bring the goat?

Clearly the best man a.k.a silver_tears.

Why don't you go and screw yourself mhm
Seeing as how no one else will diva

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Weeewt!
Can I be in charge of the bachelor party strippers?

Matt already said he would...but the more the merrier.

Originally posted by Devalion
But whos gonna bring the goat?

Scythe IS the goat.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Matt already said he would...but the more the merrier.

I know a great girl who's trying to put her self through college. She can lick her own back.

Damn it, I told you to put that on the pamphlets and keep it a secret until then! mhm
I don't even know why I pay you anymore....

Originally posted by Impediment
I know a great girl who's trying to put her self through college. She can lick her own back.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Damn it, I told you to put that on the pamphlets and keep it a secret until then! mhm
I don't even know why I pay you anymore....

Oh he was talking about you.sweatdrop

Errrr no, no he wasn't lookaround

Originally posted by silver_tears
Errrr no, no he wasn't lookaround

Obviously not I mean think about it does he really know anybody?ermm

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Originally posted by Impediment
Does a bear shit in the woods?

Depends what kind of bear?ermm

The big, brown kind that has a huge.............um............paws.

No that one uses my bathroom..............cause I'm a nice person and would never look at his paw while he was using it there.ermm

Originally posted by Impediment
The big, brown kind that has a huge.............um............paws.

Perv leftright

And by paws he means penis, and by bear, he means me dodgy

Only once

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You shit in the woods?shock When my dog does.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Animal disgust

Learnt it from youdoped

It's true, I am an animal in bed doped

Cause you're hairy, smell bad and cant control your slobber?ermm

When it looks like this ermm
http://home.mtholyoke.edu/~rjschaef/slobber.jpg

Yeahermm






















Lets do itermm

Leaves ermm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...me and Hannah. congrats

Originally posted by silver_tears
Leaves ermm

Thank god ermm



Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Is torn*ermm

Forget that tartmhm

But..what?cry

It's Irene.cry

Is she being mean again?sneaky2

petpet

Originally posted by Tempest
It easy. thy have cyba brides and a cybr best man. and make a thread. Didn't your friend scott(smallville) And Nicci gt marrid. I think they were like samuruai guy n girl

Uh huh....still...it's kind of....odd.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Uh huh....still...it's kind of....odd.

And?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And?


And? And nothing....

You are all invited to the Christmas wedding of Devalion and I here at KMC.

Note: This is not a real wedding, just for entertainment purposes. The real life wedding will be decided upon once I ask her to marry me......at a much later date.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You are all invited to the Christmas wedding of Devalion and I here at KMC.

Note: This is not a real wedding, just for entertainment purposes. The real life wedding will be decided upon once I ask her to marry me......at a much later date.

So that means I have until the 24 to plan the bachelorette party and until the 25 to find the perfect dress.hmm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You are all invited to the Christmas wedding of Devalion and I here at KMC.

Note: This is not a real wedding, just for entertainment purposes. The real life wedding will be decided upon once I ask her to marry me......at a much later date.

Imagine if it snows

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So that means I have until the 24 to plan the bachelorette party and until the 25 to find the perfect dress.hmm

This is true...and I need to find a best man who will plan the best bachelor party ever.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So that means I have until the 24 to plan the bachelorette party and until the 25 to find the perfect dress.hmm

Not that much time, now is it...

Originally posted by Devalion
Imagine if it snows

Oooooh. Hopefully the sun won't be out if it does snow, I don't want to go blind.

Also just a small note people.....Im not actually here, until christmas literally.......no planning for me....*sits back comfortably in an armchair*

why don't you get married in real?

Originally posted by Lana
Not that much time, now is it...

I gotta plan a wedding in less than a month.weep

Originally posted by LanceWindu
This is true...and I need to find a best man who will plan the best bachelor party ever.

Who do you have in mind? Do I have to walk with him? If I do pick a cutie.ermm

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


why don't you get married in real?

Gotta wait for me to be moved over to England first. Then I need time to save up for a purdy ring and then think of some elaborate way to ask her.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Gotta wait for me to be moved over to England first. Then I need time to save up for a purdy ring and then think of some elaborate way to ask her.

aww...okay.

Sounds like a plan. Best of wishes to you both...that is if all this wasn't a joke or something...

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
aww...okay.

Sounds like a plan. Best of wishes to you both...that is if all this wasn't a joke or something...

No joke.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
No joke.

really?

wow.

Where you guys really dating?

We are

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
really?

wow.

Where you guys really dating?

We are dating and we're going to move in with each other sometime in 2007.

Thats awesome.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
We are dating and we're going to move in with each other sometime in 2007.



But don't you guys live in like different continents if she lives in England? Who will be doing the move then, if you don't mind my asking that is.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


But don't you guys live in like different continents if she lives in England? Who will be doing the move then, if you don't mind my asking that is.

She lives in England, I live in the US...I will be moving over there to her so she can continue her career in the Royal Navy. I've got links to sites right now so I can start filling out paperwork and get the gears turning. We're waiting for now until she's out of all her training and I have enough money to convince the government that I can sustain myself until I find a steady job over there.

Lance just said he's moving.


Anyways, Congrats to you both, marriage is a great and lucky thing ^^

well... some of the time, anyway

Originally posted by LanceWindu
We are dating and we're going to move in with each other sometime in 2007.

Is there a room for me?cry

Originally posted by LanceWindu
She lives in England, I live in the US...I will be moving over there to her so she can continue her career in the Royal Navy. I've got links to sites right now so I can start filling out paperwork and get the gears turning. We're waiting for now until she's out of all her training and I have enough money to convince the government that I can sustain myself until I find a steady job over there.

wow. that sounds awesome. best of luck to you both.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is there a room for me?cry
shrug...*looks to Hannah* You answer.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
wow. that sounds awesome. best of luck to you both.

Thank you very much

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is there a room for me?cry

Originally posted by LanceWindu
shrug...*looks to Hannah* You answer.

shrug Love child numero dos?

Originally posted by Devalion
shrug Love child numero dos?

Looks like it. She can bunk with Roulette then.

When are we gonna have a son?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Looks like it. She can bunk with Roulette then.

When are we gonna have a son?

Erm, the more the merrier ....except christmas could be expensive!

Originally posted by Devalion
Erm, the more the merrier ....except christmas could be expensive!

Unless they are bad, because then all they get is coal.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Unless they are bad, because then all they get is coal.

Yeah, but technically coal is a non-renewable source, so we'd probably have to pay a small mine for that!

Originally posted by Devalion
Yeah, but technically coal is a non-renewable source, so we'd probably have to pay a small mine for that!

*cheaps out and gives them charcoal briquettes*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*cheaps out and gives them charcoal briquettes*

Awww, can you feel the love in the room?


All we have to do now is find a son, lol

Originally posted by Devalion
Erm, the more the merrier ....except christmas could be expensive!

I finally have a family.cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I finally have a family.cry

leftright Oi.....why you in this marriage thread so much......? scared

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
leftright Oi.....why you in this marriage thread so much......? scared

I'm the maid of honor.


Why are you here?fear

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm the maid of honor.


Why are you here?fear

Oh....... REALLY?

Me...? I....thought this was the strip club thread.....? *turns and walks out*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm the maid of honor.


Why are you here?fear

Bah, you are? I was going to ask if I could be ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh....... REALLY?

Me...? I....thought this was the strip club thread.....? *turns and walks out*

Ah yeah REALLY.mhm

Perv.disgust

Originally posted by Lana
Bah, you are? I was going to ask if I could be ermm

Yeah and its kinda creepy because I just found out I'm also their daughter which means I'm related to Roulette but, she was supposed to be my lesbionic fiance. Also on top of that I have to throw Dev who is now my mother a bachelorette party.

And guess who your brother is...

Congratulations.

Remember, the life is like a N00B sentence. ermm

Long and full of shit.

Don't ask me why I posted that. 1234

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And guess who your brother is...

I have a brother? WHO????1!!!11!!