Thanos and Darkseid vs Marvel/DC

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LethalFemme
Who wins? Also please list who you see being the main threats and who you see dying. Feel free to list how they die.smile

Thanos
Darkseid

vs

Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Superman/sundipped
Martian Manhunter
Wolverine
Wonder Woman/all her weapons
Flash
Dr. Strange
Sersi
Maxima
Orion/ all weapons
Silver Surfer
Namor
Magneto
Sentry
Supergirl
Powergirl
Hulk
She Hulk
Quasar
Green Lantern/Kyle
Iron Man

Galan777
My God, Thanos and DS go down hard

SpunkySmurph
I'm confused...

Is this a team battle, and you're asking us to name who will die, or is this a series of 'duo vs. one' battles?

Inhuman
Does duo get prep?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I'm confused...

Is this a team battle, and you're asking us to name who will die, or is this a series of 'duo vs. one' battles?

It's a team battle.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Does duo get prep?

No one has prep. For this sake they're all just transported to an abandoned planet.

Soljer
You gave wonder woman access to all her weaponry? She takes them out in a curbstomp!

roll eyes (sarcastic)

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Soljer
You gave wonder woman access to all her weaponry? She takes them out in a curbstomp!

roll eyes (sarcastic)

I didn't give her the wave.roll eyes (sarcastic)

batdude123
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I didn't give her the wave.roll eyes (sarcastic)

Yeah, 'cause w/ the God Wave she's above the Spectre. ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah, 'cause w/ the God Wave she's above the Spectre. ermm

Ssh I know.ermm

batdude123
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ssh I know.ermm

Wow, you're a tard. ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by batdude123
Wow, you're a tard. ermm

Wow you can't see sarcasm.ermm

batdude123
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow you can't see sarcasm.ermm

Sarcasm is intangible, and can't be seen. ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by batdude123
Sarcasm is intangible, and can't be seen. ermm

Oh yeah I forgot you're just a Batman fan and can't see the obvious. Take a few moments for prep.ermm

batdude123
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh yeah I forgot you're just a Batman fan and can't see the obvious. Take a few moments for prep.ermm

Maybe I will. mhm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by batdude123
Maybe I will. mhm

Then do it.omg_smilie

batdude123
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Then do it.omg_smilie

I'll do it when I want to, ho. mhm stick out tongue

LethalFemme
Originally posted by batdude123
I'll do it when I want to, ho. mhm stick out tongue

Wait if you're a Batman fan shouldn't you have already known? Unless you're just a poser.shock

batdude123
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wait if you're a Batman fan shouldn't you have already known? Unless you're just a poser.shock

Are you coming on to me? hmm

Inhuman
Get a room

LethalFemme
Originally posted by batdude123
Are you coming on to me? hmm

Nope I have Xin_love

and please just either answer the thread question or go somewhere.

Priest
Originally posted by Inhuman
Get a room
i think thats the funniest sig i ever saw laughing out loud

batdude123
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nope I have Xin_love

and please just either answer the thread question or go somewhere.

Sorry, geez. embarrasment I thought we had something special. cry

The team wins. Happy, now? embarrasment

LethalFemme
Originally posted by batdude123
Sorry, geez. embarrasment I thought we had something special. cry

The team wins. Happy, now? embarrasment

We do we're friends.happy

A little.ermm

batdude123
Originally posted by LethalFemme
We do we're friends.happy

A little.ermm

Yeah, that's the ticket. baka

Well good for you. ermm

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who wins? Also please list who you see being the main threats and who you see dying. Feel free to list how they die.smile

Thanos
Darkseid

vs

Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Superman/sundipped
Martian Manhunter
Wonder Woman/all her weapons
Flash
Dr. Strange
Orion/ all weapons
Silver Surfer
Sentry
Hulk
Quasar
Green Lantern/Kyle


I see these guys as being the main threats. Particularily the ones who excell in their feilds, such as Strange and Flash.

I have to sya, I was REALLY tempted to put Wolverine on that list

newjak86
It depends which DS this is if it is
"I'm the God the Devil Prays" Darksied

He could solo the entire team.

If it is the one that cosntantly job to Superman then the Team should win.

Big Sexy
Originally posted by newjak86
It depends which DS this is if it is
"I'm the God the Devil Prays" Darksied

He could solo the entire team.

If it is the one that cosntantly job to Superman then the Team should win. roll eyes (sarcastic)

LethalFemme
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I have to sya, I was REALLY tempted to put Wolverine on that list

I knew someone would.laughing out loud

newjak86
Originally posted by Big Sexy
roll eyes (sarcastic) He has the feats to solo the team seriously.

Big Sexy
Originally posted by newjak86
He has the feats to solo the team seriously. Yeah since people like strange have sunk Gods like nothing. Hes fought Dormamau, Shuma, Galactus, even eternity and the IG. Not a chance with that backup. Its not happening

newjak86
Originally posted by Big Sexy
Yeah since people like strange have sunk Gods like nothing. Hes fought Dormamau, Shuma, Galactus, even eternity and the IG. Yeah and yet he also gerneally has alot of backing from higher ups and the greatest magical items ever when he does those things.

But still DS has already mind controlled a planet full of Daxamites while moving it with his mind.

OE should erase most of that list with a single blast if he wanted to.

The others if he wanted he could just teleport them all away.

batdude123
Originally posted by newjak86
Yeah and yet he also gerneally has alot of backing from higher ups and the greatest magical items ever when he does those things.

But still DS has already mind controlled a planet full of Daxamites while moving it with his mind.

OE should erase most of that list with a single blast if he wanted to.

The others if he wanted he could just teleport them all away.

Not Superman. devil

Big Sexy
Originally posted by newjak86
Yeah and yet he also gerneally has alot of backing from higher ups and the greatest magical items ever when he does those things.

But still DS has already mind controlled a planet full of Daxamites while moving it with his mind.

OE should erase most of that list with a single blast if he wanted to.

The others if he wanted he could just teleport them all away. Please dude. You have powerful eternals, GLS, speed gods, New gods, WW with godwave and all equipment. Not a chance in hell

newjak86
Originally posted by batdude123
Not Superman. devil No he just tells Superman he needs him alive for the ALE and then pimp slaps him and then gets rid of him evil face

batdude123
Originally posted by Big Sexy
Please dude. You have powerful eternals, GLS, speed gods, New gods, WW with godwave and all equipment. Not a chance in hell

She doesn't have the godwave for this fight. no expression

batdude123
Originally posted by newjak86
No he just tells Superman he needs him alive for the ALE and then pimp slaps him and then gets rid of him evil face

Nah. Superman is 3-0 since OWAW. happy

newjak86
Originally posted by Big Sexy
Please dude. You have powerful eternals, GLS, speed gods, New gods, WW with godwave and all equipment. Not a chance in hell And none of who are even on Skyfather level which DS is well over.

Let me ask you if you think Odin could take this tema by his-self then DS has an even easier time with it wink

Big Sexy
Originally posted by newjak86
And none of who are even on Skyfather level which DS is well over.

Let me ask you if you think Odin could take this tema by his-self then DS has an even easier time with it wink I dont think that.

newjak86
Originally posted by batdude123
Nah. Superman is 3-0 since OWAW. happy Thats why I said PRE-C DS
and yes I know he wasn't supposed to be effected but he defently was weaker than he was.

newjak86
Originally posted by Big Sexy
I dont think that. Which part that DS is above Skyfather or that Odin can beat the team.

batdude123
Originally posted by newjak86
Thats why I said PRE-C DS
and yes I know he wasn't supposed to be effected but he defently was weaker than he was.

There is no such thing as Pre-Crisis Darkseid. no expression

Big Sexy
Hell all the heroes have to do is show up with Superman masks. DS will remember our OWAW, and Batman Superman. He'll die of fright.

newjak86
Originally posted by batdude123
There is no such thing as Pre-Crisis Darkseid. no expression Like I said I know he wasn't supposed to be but he was never the less as he goes from beating on Pre-C Supes to having Avatars and fakes getting beat by Supes just to retcon his losses.

batdude123
Originally posted by newjak86
Like I said I know he wasn't supposed to be but he was never the less as he goes from beating on Pre-C Supes to having Avatars and fakes getting beat by Supes just to retcon his losses.

Maybe Superman's just got his number nowadays. Ever think of that? ermm

Big Sexy
Originally posted by newjak86
Like I said I know he wasn't supposed to be but he was never the less as he goes from beating on Pre-C Supes to having Avatars and fakes getting beat by Supes just to retcon his losses. OWAW wasnt an avatar. Nor was Batman Superman. Apokolips now was.

Big Sexy
Originally posted by batdude123
Maybe Superman's just got his number nowadays. Ever think of that? ermm The numbers on his fist.

newjak86
Originally posted by batdude123
Maybe Superman's just got his number nowadays. Ever think of that? ermm Thats like saying Spiderman got Firelords number.

How does he go from beating on Pre-C Supes to losing to a far weaker version wink

batdude123
Originally posted by Big Sexy
The numbers on his fist.

Yeah, he'll turn the dials up to 12. ermm

Big Sexy
Originally posted by newjak86
Thats like saying Spiderman got Firelords number.

How does he go from beating on Pre-C Supes to losing to a far weaker version wink too much cake. Hes outta shape.

Big Sexy
Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah, he'll turn the dials up to 12. ermm He'll pull a JLU TAS

Juntai
Originally posted by newjak86
Thats like saying Spiderman got Firelords number.

How does he go from beating on Pre-C Supes to losing to a far weaker version wink Current Supes is up with pre-Crisis Supes in power, maybe stronger. Infinite Crisis shows as much.

batdude123
Originally posted by newjak86
Thats like saying Spiderman got Firelords number.

How does he go from beating on Pre-C Supes to losing to a far weaker version wink

I don't see Spider-man beating Firelord 3 times in a row. ermm You may call 1 win a fluke, but 3 three in a row? hmm

Superman's experience against Darkseid. He knows how to beat him now. ermm Plus he's at his Pre-Crisis levels nowadays. no expression

newjak86
Originally posted by Big Sexy
too much cake. Hes outta shape. That just gave me the funniest thought ever.

Imagine after the countless beatings DS decides to get back into shape Rocky style with the eye of the tiger playing and everything

newjak86
Originally posted by batdude123
I don't see Spider-man beating Firelord 3 times in a row. ermm You may call 1 win a fluke, but 3 three in a row? hmm

Superman's experience against Darkseid. He knows how to beat him now. ermm

You know I'm kidding, right? no expression See above post for answer

batdude123
Originally posted by Big Sexy
He'll pull a JLU TAS

Damn! Now THAT was an owning!!! eek!

Big Sexy
Originally posted by newjak86
That just gave me the funniest thought ever.

Imagine after the countless beatings DS decides to get back into shape Rocky style with the eye of the tiger playing and everything He keeps seeing Dessad dying like apollo creed in his mind laughing

batdude123
Originally posted by newjak86
That just gave me the funniest thought ever.

Imagine after the countless beatings DS decides to get back into shape Rocky style with the eye of the tiger playing and everything

He may be able to beat skyfathers galore,
But he'll always be Superman's WHORE!!! rock

Big Sexy
Originally posted by batdude123
He may be able to beat skyfathers galore,
But he'll always be Superman's WHORE!!! rock laughing

batdude123
Originally posted by Big Sexy
laughing

Thank you, thank you. cool

newjak86
Originally posted by batdude123
He may be able to beat skyfathers galore,
But he'll always be Superman's WHORE!!! rock laughing
Thats great

"I'm Darkseid I have ravaged Pantheons of Gods, I have hurt the Spectre, and have turned the greatest of heros to ashes in my hands, yet I can't beat a man who wears his underware outside his pants."

Big Sexy
Whats funny is Superman doesn't respect him anymore. He talks to him like DS is a b%tch everytime they meet.

batdude123
Originally posted by newjak86
laughing
Thats great

"I'm Darkseid I have ravaged Pantheons of Gods, I have hurt the Spectre, and have turned the greatest of heros to ashes in my hands, yet I can't beat a man who wears his underware outside his pants."

I've got another one:

Darkseid: "I'm sorry daddie, I'm begging for change to eat now."

Superman: "Is Clark Kent gonna have to choke a b*tch?"

newjak86
Originally posted by Big Sexy
Whats funny is Superman doesn't respect him anymore. He talks to him like DS is a b%tch everytime they meet. It isn't funny it is the saddest thing I've ever seen sad

Big Sexy
Originally posted by batdude123
I've got another one:

Darkseid: "I'm sorry daddie, I'm begging for change to eat now."

Superman: "Is Clark Kent gonna have to choke a b*tch?" laughing

"And they say Superman makes Rhino look like Thanos"

Big Sexy
Superman" Where my money"

Darkseid "I'm sorry daddy, thats all I have for now"

Superman "B%tch don't F#ck with me, dont do it"

batdude123
laughing out loud

I've got another one:

(Darkseid)

I can pwn b*tches like nobody else can,
OH NO! I just shit my pants, here comes Superman!

Big Sexy
Originally posted by batdude123
laughing out loud

I've got another one:

(Darkseid)

I can pwn b*tches like nobody else can,
OH NO! I just shit my pants, here comes Superman! Darkseid: "Superman's never whooped my #ss, Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

newjak86
Originally posted by batdude123
laughing out loud

I've got another one:

(Darkseid)

I can pwn b*tches like nobody else can,
OH NO! I just shit my pants, here comes Superman! laughing


Superman: "Now darkseid you worthless bug dance for me in this pink fluffy tutu"

Darkseid: "Yes Superdaddy"

batdude123
This is still the best one. laughing out loud

Originally posted by batdude123
He may be able to beat skyfathers galore,
But he'll always be Superman's WHORE!!! rock

newjak86
Originally posted by batdude123
This is still the best one. laughing out loud I'll agree

Big Sexy
Originally posted by batdude123
This is still the best one. laughing out loud yes

batdude123
Originally posted by newjak86
laughing


Superman: "Now darkseid you worthless bug dance for me in this pink fluffy tutu"

Darkseid: "Yes Superdaddy"

laughing out loud

batdude123

Big Sexy
Superman " How you doing boo"
Darkseid "I think I'm alright"
Superman " You got my money for tonight"
Darkseid " I'm a little short"
Superman" F#ck you mean a little short"
Darkseid " You know I still send Orion money once a month"
Superman: "Orion" "What the F#ck does that have to do with me. This Sh%t better no happen again. Dont even know why you send him money. The little sh%t aint your kid anyway." "Hes not grey skinned." "Open your eyes b%tch"

batdude123
Originally posted by Big Sexy
Superman " How you doing boo"
Darkseid "I think I'm alright"
Superman " You got my money for tonight"
Darkseid " I'm a little short"
Superman" F#ck you mean a little short"
Darkseid " You know I still send Orion money once a month"
Superman: "Orion" "What the F#ck does that have to do with me. This Sh%t better no happen again. Dont even know why you send him money. The little sh%t aint your kid anyway." "Hes not grey skinned." "Open your eyes b%tch"

laughing out loud

Big Sexy
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Big Sexy
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Big Sexy

batdude123
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Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Big Sexy
Yeah since people like strange have sunk Gods like nothing. Hes fought Dormamau, Shuma, Galactus, even eternity and the IG. Not a chance with that backup. Its not happening Pretty much.

guy222
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who wins? Also please list who you see being the main threats and who you see dying. Feel free to list how they die.smile

Thanos
Darkseid

vs

Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Superman/sundipped
Martian Manhunter
Wolverine
Wonder Woman/all her weapons
Flash
Dr. Strange
Sersi
Maxima
Orion/ all weapons
Silver Surfer
Namor
Magneto
Sentry
Supergirl
Powergirl
Hulk
She Hulk
Quasar
Green Lantern/Kyle
Iron Man

Team

Symmetric Chaos
W/ no IG the team in a stomp

guy222
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who wins? Also please list who you see being the main threats and who you see dying. Feel free to list how they die.smile

Thanos
Darkseid

vs

Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Superman/sundipped
Martian Manhunter
Wolverine
Wonder Woman/all her weapons
Flash
Dr. Strange
Sersi
Maxima
Orion/ all weapons
Silver Surfer
Namor
Magneto
Sentry
Supergirl
Powergirl
Hulk
She Hulk
Quasar
Green Lantern/Kyle
Iron Man

Death is making Thanos work at Taco Bell laughing out loud I know Thanos isn't more powerful than Death. He is just a lackey. Look out Thanos, those tacos are ready laughing out loud

Bouboumaster
The Team of Thanos is dead. But if you give them prep, they could do some great things.

Oh, and by the way: You give'd te other team Dr Strange?! It's nt a little bit... "overkill"?

DevilGoblin
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who wins? Also please list who you see being the main threats and who you see dying. Feel free to list how they die.smile

Thanos
Darkseid

vs

Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Superman/sundipped
Martian Manhunter
Wolverine
Wonder Woman/all her weapons
Flash
Dr. Strange
Sersi
Maxima
Orion/ all weapons
Silver Surfer
Namor
Magneto
Sentry
Supergirl
Powergirl
Hulk
She Hulk
Quasar
Green Lantern/Kyle
Iron Man


you must be stupid, Hulk and Sentry (or Thor) would erase Darkseid and Thanos from comics kingdom once for all.

guy222
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
you must be stupid, Hulk and Sentry (or Thor) would erase Darkseid and Thanos from comics kingdom once for all.

Thanos doesn't make it

LethalFemme
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
you must be stupid, Hulk and Sentry (or Thor) would erase Darkseid and Thanos from comics kingdom once for all.

Please leave.no expression

Lord Urizen
Thanos and Darksied are gonna get thier asses kicked here babe erm



Good thread though thumb up

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Thanos and Darksied are gonna get thier asses kicked here babe erm



Good thread though thumb up

I wasn't too sue about either one of them when I made this thread. It wasn't out of spite just curiosity.shrug

Mr Master
Originally posted by Newjak
laughing


Superman: "Now darkseid you worthless bug dance for me in this pink fluffy tutu"

Darkseid: "Yes Superdaddy"

laughing

Evil_Ash
Originally posted by guy222
Death is making Thanos work at Taco Bell.

And Darkseid at McDonalds.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/darkdonald.png

guy222
Originally posted by Evil_Ash
And Darkseid at McDonalds.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/darkdonald.png

I love Big Macs. Have a good one

starking
The only people that can give Thanos and Darkseid a fight is Orion and Dr.Strange, however I recall Ds owning Dr.Fate whose nearly or equal to Strange in power so he should be out of the question. As for the rest of them their either oed or mindraped because I dont see any of them surviving that, if it can work on three billion pc Superman level beings while he was weakened then I dont see why it wouldnt work on 21 people, some who aren't even as strong as pc Superman, unless of course Loeb is writing smile

Galan007
This is SPITE!




Thanos and Darkseid ftw. . . haermm
















stick out tongue

starking
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
you must be stupid, Hulk and Sentry (or Thor) would erase Darkseid and Thanos from comics kingdom once for all. Your an idiot Thanos has beaten Thor and Hulk at the same time and Sentry is not that powerful.

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