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This Thursday I'm going to stop in a caravan down south with some friends. I'm going to Pagham (near Bognor Regis!!) cus a friends got a caravan down there and its gonna be free.

There will be 3 couple there including me and Mrs.Mech, so we've already planned that the women do all the shopping, cooking and cleaning whilst us lads drink copious amounts of alcohol.

I hate British holidays but I'm willing to get into the spirit of things, so I'm gonna be stuck outside the caravan in the pouring rain on a deck chair, with my jeans rolled up to the knee's and a white hanky on my head tied at all four corners.

hehe, soundz like fun....

In Bognor!!

ok, ok
soundz like fun...
better?

Sounds like something one of you silly brits would do.

I'm going for the beer and nothing else.

I've got a hankering for a drinking weekend.

Alcohol and women...what more could a guy wish?

a humongous amount of money

actually i'd also like a real saber and a pod racer

You know...not the money bring happines...it's their amount!!!

Yup, you two just really gave away your ages with those comments.

Soon you'll learn to enjoy the shallow pleasures of beer and women, then forever will it control your destiny.

controll....the later, the better...cheers!

Hick...u were saying bout beer?....hick :shy:

actually u drank an urine sample

Well lucky for me i like dark beer!Anyway i hope u enjoyed ur blonde beer

actually i like 'em pink

Any woman likes pinks studs!!

especially with that..........saber

Would you two stop talking about big pink sabre's, its disturbing!

Would u rather speak about blue sabers?

Nope.

green than

Green's even worse...

hmmmm we shall see

Yes we will mr.greenthumb

Toodle-oo people. I'm just getting ready to leave now.

If I can just find a way of missing out the bloody M25 I'll be alright. The A34 seems like a good option. See y'all next week.

bye man!..have fun

just find the smallesy dirt-road you see which goes in the right direction, and I'm sure you'll have a pleasant traffic-free trip.

I'm back!

Some of the roads down there were surrounded by corn fields and all I could think about was "Children of the Corn", I kept scaring myself thinking about it.

We all got drunk on Thursday night and had a take-away
Played golf with the lads on Friday, then got drunk, then for a meal and then drunk again whilst watching the Chelsea/Man U game on telly
Went to the beach on Saturday, then played crazy golf, then got drunk
Went swimming most of yesterday, then drove home about 6pm

God knows I've always tried to talk my mates into drinking Tequila but they've never been up for it. This weekend we played drinking games with the stuff and I think I may have converted a couple of them to the pleasures of the drink.

hey welcome back man

welcome back! you havent by any chance bought any cd's while at it, have you?

lol doubt it mah,
sounds like a nice trip man

Haven't bought any CD's Mah, I have had a look for your last suggestion but so far I haven't found it. Money should be a little better soon as Mrs.MM starts a new job next month, and I've still gotta buy yours and Finti's suggestions actually. As soon as I have, I'll bring "Swapshop" back up to date too.

hmm, last week it was re-released in the UK and went up to the 9th spot at your Top40, so it should be easy to find

Are we still talking about the same album then?

Did I write down the wrong one?

Oops.

you didnt write that down did you

hey, I heared them yesterday!

I even spelled Tex's wrong when I wrote that down.

I will go look again soon.

ok