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I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina?

If she has been around a lot then I guess I might care, I never really thought about it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina? that depends if she's a porno queen, then i suppose yeah?

We all know it's the size of the gazongas that counts drool

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
As in the overall structure of the vagina. The tightness factor and whether or not she has a landing strip or the Bermuda Triangle. hmm...s'long as the lips don't hang lower than my peepee...then i say landing strip.

Originally posted by Strangelove
We all know it's the size of the gazongas that counts drool

I like the way you think. thumbsup

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
As in the overall structure of the vagina. The tightness factor and whether or not she has a landing strip or the Bermuda Triangle.

Has long as her vagina isn't like the Grand Canyon I really have no preference. I like the landing strip. drool

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina?

Interesting. And kudos to you for venturing into the unknown, Moose.

Me personally? I tend to like a long, narrow cavity, and most males I think would tend to agree. However, I have found that so few woman, in my personal experiences, are "engineered" this way. This long, narrow cavity ensures friction up and down the whole shaft, which is how I like it............and perhaps more importantly, how a female would "ideally" like her cavity to be also....to achieve this same type of "friction".

That being said, a woman that can get me to cum....however she is "engineered", will work.

Oh my.

Originally posted by BobbyD
Interesting. And kudos to you for venturing into the unknown, Moose.

Me personally? I tend to like a long, narrow cavity, and most males I think would tend to agree. However, I have found that so few woman, in my personal experiences, are "engineered" this way. This long, narrow cavity ensures friction up and down the whole shaft, which is how I like it............and perhaps more importantly, how a female would "ideally" like her cavity to be also....to achieve this same type of "friction".

That being said, a woman that can get me to cum....however she is "engineered", will work.



Wow that is one of the most detailed things I've ever heard.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
....whether or not she has a landing strip or the Bermuda Triangle.

Presentation is generally irrelevant to me. But if given a choice, I personally like a nice landing strip or small/little, groomed, patch of hair.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina?

Some days its all I think about

Originally posted by Syren
Oh my.

With age comes wisdom, my dear.

Originally posted by Syren
Oh my. you blushed!!!!!

Originally posted by BobbyD
Interesting. And kudos to you for venturing into the unknown, Moose.

Me personally? I tend to like a long, narrow cavity, and most males I think would tend to agree. However, I have found that so few woman, in my personal experiences, are "engineered" this way. This long, narrow cavity ensures friction up and down the whole shaft, which is how I like it............and perhaps more importantly, how a female would "ideally" like her cavity to be also....to achieve this same type of "friction".

That being said, a woman that can get me to cum....however she is "engineered", will work.

So.... You like vaginas then?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So.... You like vaginas then? i know i do *clicks tongue*

Originally posted by BobbyD
Presentation is generally irrelevant to me. But if given a choice, I personally like a nice landing strip or small/little, groomed, patch of hair.

So, the hirsute 70's weren't your style then?

Originally posted by BobbyD
With age comes wisdom, my dear.

Learn not to patronise someone, then, if you're so 'wisened'.

I was more surprised at the apparent eagerness to discuss such a subject, and to impress one's knowledge on other members here. Who, I have to remind you all, are a little too young for such graphic discussion.

I understand why this thread was made, but really, there's no need to feel proud of your 'wisdom'

Originally posted by BobbyD


Sorry.

Don't be sorry, I just kind of found it amusing.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So.... You like vaginas then?

Uhhhhhh....what do you think?

Originally posted by Syren
Oh my.

What? It's a legitimate topic, just like the Penis thread. You KNOW that I only ever make threads with the moral fibre of KMC in the forefront of my mind.

Originally posted by Syren
Learn not to patronise someone, then, if you're so 'wisened'.

I was more surprised at the apparent eagerness to discuss such a subject, and to impress one's knowledge on other members here. Who, I have to remind you all, are a little too young for such graphic discussion.

I understand why this thread was made, but really, there's no need to feel proud of your 'wisdom'

bag

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how can you measure it?

Originally posted by Clovie
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how can you measure it?

I don't want ANYONE to answer that! I'd like this thread to stay open.

I like it so i can fit my whole head inside.


Pun intended.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't want ANYONE to answer that! I'd like this thread to stay open. I see no conncetion between the two.

and I still don't see how can it be measured since it is all muscles and generally is to be well streching and so on.....

Originally posted by Clovie
I see no conncetion between the two.

and I still don't see how can it be measured since it is all muscles and generally is to be well streching and so on..... whooooooa....stretching....mmmmm.....

I was thinking about giving birth to a child... to make it clear..

Originally posted by Clovie
I was thinking about giving birth to a child... to make it clear.. i knew that.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, the hirsute 70's weren't your style then?

Uh, no.......wouldn't kick her out of bed, but definitely not my first choice.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina? It must be tight. ermm

Originally posted by Tempest
ew..JuJu that's reali gross bag i've uh....actually seen some like that, i mean not that extreme, but yeah.

Originally posted by Tempest
dont take that bag of your head...eva//



Tough crowd here.

Originally posted by BobbyD
Uh, no.......wouldn't kick her out of bed, but definitely not my first choice.

The kind that can suddenly transform the cleanest shaved man into this:

http://thenonist.com/images/uploads/beard.jpg

^ hysterical

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The kind that can suddenly transform the cleanest shaved man into this:

http://thenonist.com/images/uploads/beard.jpg



So wrong. Hysterical, but wrong.

Originally posted by BobbyD


So wrong. Hysterical, but wrong.

Doesn't he just look so happy though?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Doesn't he just look so happy though?

He actually looks kind of like Phil Jackson, the head coach of the Lakers, no?

Originally posted by BobbyD


Tough crowd here.

nah he's my huni

Originally posted by BobbyD
He actually looks kind of like Phil Jackson, the head coach of the Lakers, no?

The Dimension X Phil Jackson

Originally posted by Tempest
nah he's my huni

You're mine two, and you will like it.

Originally posted by BobbyD
You're mine two, and you will like it.

err runs

Originally posted by BobbyD
He actually looks kind of like Phil Jackson, the head coach of the Lakers, no?


Yeah...maybe a little.....when he learned he was going to coach a team with Kobe and Shaq.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah...maybe a little.....when he learned he was going to coach a team with Kobe and Shaq.

Nice one!

Originally posted by Tempest
err runs

No wait!......................

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah...maybe a little.....when he learned he was going to coach a team with Kobe and Shaq.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina?
I didn't think women's vages came in different sizes.
Different styles of pubic hair, maybe, and maybe a little less or a little more fat depending on their body type. mullet

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I didn't think women's vages came in different sizes.
Different styles of pubic hair, maybe, and maybe a little less or a little more fat depending on their body type. mullet

Not to put too fine a point on it, Kelly, but there is a difference. Sometimes it's like trying to fit a bowling ball into a straw, and other times it's like throwing a noodle down a tunnell.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not to put too fine a point on it, Kelly, but there is a difference. Sometimes it's like trying to fit a bowling ball into a straw, and other times it's like throwing a noodle down a tunnell.

I'm starting to love this thread more and more.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not to put too fine a point on it, Kelly, but there is a difference. Sometimes it's like trying to fit a bowling ball into a straw, and other times it's like throwing a noodle down a tunnell.
Okay, now I feel stupid. I know what you mean now. I give you permission to slap me if you feel fit.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Okay, now I feel stupid. I know what you mean now. I give you permission to slap me if you feel fit.

I won't slap you but I will. . . . . poke you. pokey

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Okay, now I feel stupid. I know what you mean now. I give you permission to slap me if you feel fit.

Phew....always feel nervous when you get in these types of convos, Kelly.

And it's not a shot either. There is an innocence about you that I'm afraid we'll/I'll corrupt. You're different than most around here in the OTF, even if I tend to disagree with a lot of your points/stances.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not to put too fine a point on it, Kelly, but there is a difference. Sometimes it's like trying to fit a bowling ball into a straw, and other times it's like throwing a noodle down a tunnell.

Good analogy, Moose.

I was quite nervous about who, when, what was going to be said to Kelly's comment.

Originally posted by BobbyD
Phew....always feel nervous when you get in these types of convos, Kelly.

And it's not a shot either. There is an innocence about you that I'm afraid we'll/I'll corrupt.

You just turned yourself on with that, didn't you?

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Okay, now I feel stupid. I know what you mean now. I give you permission to slap me if you feel fit.

No need to slap you...how would you know?

mullet My mullet will make it all better.

hmm. wtf?

Vagina's don't exactly come in sizes. Its just skin stuck together, not exactly a hollow hole.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hmm. wtf?

Vagina's don't exactly come in sizes. Its just skin stuck together, not exactly a hollow hole.
Yeah..it can be the size of the grand canyon though.

I exaggerated the Grand Canyon part.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You just turned yourself on with that, didn't you?



You bastard!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hmm. wtf?

Vagina's don't exactly come in sizes. Its just skin stuck together, not exactly a hollow hole.

Listen...this thread was made in essence to combat the Penis size thread, essentially.

Guys are always getting a bad rap for small penis sizes....and for once, I wanted people to ask the question:

"Is his penis too small, or is her vagina just too big?"

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
*Prods back at you*

What's that supposed to mean?

That you're different in a special/innocent kind of way.

It's a compliment-honest.

Originally posted by BobbyD
That you're different in a special/innocent kind of way.

It's a compliment-honest.
Oh, otay.

Originally posted by BobbyD


You bastard!




Sorry.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Yeah..it can be the size of the grand canyon though.

No.

The Vagina is just the passageway from the uterus to the vulva. It can't be too big a distance. in either direction. varies from woman to woman tho
*shrugs*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sorry.

I got your sorry for ya'.

bash

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
No.

The Vagina is just the passageway from the uterus to the vulva. It can't be too big a distance. in either direction. varies from woman to woman tho
*shrugs*
Erm....I have some things to say about how a woman can actually be "wide" but they're too graphic.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Listen...this thread was made in essence to combat the Penis size thread, essentially.

Guys are always getting a bad rap for small penis sizes....and for once, I wanted people to ask the question:

"Is his penis too small, or is her vagina just too big?"
I see that. but the basis of the thread is not accurate. Vagina's can't be too big or too small. They stretch out to accomodate.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I see that. but the basis of the thread is not accurate. Vagina's can't be too big or too small. They stretch out to accomodate. Prove it confused

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I see that. but the basis of the thread is not accurate. Vagina's can't be too big or too small. They stretch out to accomodate.

Yes and no.

the bigger the better. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. ooooh yeah

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I see that. but the basis of the thread is not accurate. Vagina's can't be too big or too small. They stretch out to accomodate.

I'm not TRYING to be accurate....nor serious.....I'm in the freaking OTF.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Erm....I have some things to say about how a woman can actually be "wide" but they're too graphic.
okay. lets leave it at that.

Like Borat said once, I like my vagina's to be "tight like a mans anus".

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm not TRYING to be accurate....nor serious.....I'm in the freaking OTF.

ahh. yes. how could i forget?

Originally posted by Syren
Learn not to patronise someone, then, if you're so 'wisened'.


... is that a real word? .... or are you just make'n stuff up now? sneaky2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina?

yes... yes, I do.




So I sez to my wife (I sez) ...
"Gee, honey. I'd like a little cat tonight."

She sez...
"So would I. Mine's as big as a house!"

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
ahh. yes. how could i forget?



Oh come on. I can go make this thread in the GDF and we can all have a very informed conversation about it, argue and speculate the subject to death, or we can just leave it for what it is. A fluff thread.

Originally posted by Clovie
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how can you measure it?

...... she kills me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina? Most guys don't think about it as much but tightness is better. It's hard to accurately describe as you can't just take a ruler and measure it.

Vagina junction, what's your function?

Taking in sperm and spitting out babies.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
okay. lets leave it at that.
Let's.

i dont care about the vagina size. its only good for entering and exiting or squirting the load in it to create babies.

Woah nellie! A bit too much information for my innocent non-virgin eyes.

i forgot its also good incubator for virus and STDs

... quite graphic. pinch

The bigger, the better, she has to be able to accept my man meat.

Originally posted by Noble Strong
i dont care about the vagina size. its only good for entering and exiting or squirting the load in it to create babies.

nice. . .

......

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I like it so i can fit my whole head inside.


Pun intended.
lol

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina?

Only you moose would think of a topic like this one. I doubt it if it matters.jM

Me, i dont give a damn as long as its well.

whats important is that the vagina is shaven, and doesnt smell funny. also, no guy is gonna want a girl who has a yeast cave between her legs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjw9mUDOLaA

Originally posted by dr. pookie
no guy is gonna want a girl who has a yeast cave between her legs.

Yeast Cave. . . puke

As long as it isn't a overgrown 4 lane tunnel with 'Jack was here' graffiti on the sides, it's fine by me.

Originally posted by lord xyz
It must be tight. ermm

Exactly. Tightness is the bottom line. For the most part I can give a **** about size, however I hate fat pussy-lips.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't want ANYONE to answer that! I'd like this thread to stay open. I just had to look back and laugh at this post again. lol

Wow...some very interesting responses....lookaround

Additionally, I'm quite scared of some of you now.

gotta be tight, gotta be slick.

Originally posted by bogen
I like mine as wide and loose as a greased up cannon droolio.

Well, whatever you're into, I guess ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wow...some very interesting responses....lookaround

Additionally, I'm quite scared of some of you now.

Im going to have to agree with you there.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Tightness is the bottom line. .....however I hate fat pussy-lips.

Indeed. Extra labia is not necessary.

^
mmm....roast beef sandwich

This whole thread is a bit worrying, just be happy your getting any that what I think

That's why there aren't many of these threads, most guys are lucky to get any... much less complain.

spamwank

Whirly...

Yeah, only guys get lucky because we're the only ones who actually enjoy sex, god forbid a woman might actually enjoy it too...lol...too funny.

Anyway, back on topic...

Pussy!, it's what's for dinner...the other white meat.

Originally posted by dr. pookie
whats important is that the vagina is shaven, and doesnt smell funny. also, no guy is gonna want a girl who has a yeast cave between her legs.

Thats a bit nasty.

Originally posted by dr. pookie
whats important is that the vagina is shaven, and doesnt smell funny. also, no guy is gonna want a girl who has a yeast cave between her legs.
You obviously know nothing because A. The hair is natural. Why do you think you have any (unless you've shaved it) down there? and B. Women naturally have a scent, there's nothing you can do about it.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
You obviously know nothing because A. The hair is natural. Why do you think you have any (unless you've shaved it) down there? and B. Women naturally have a scent, there's nothing you can do about it.

A. The hair traps bacteria and odor. Its just gross. Get rid of it.

B. The scent should be mild at worst and shouldn't smell like a burning fish. If there's anyting more than a faint smell, it means you are filthy. Take a friggin bath. Also, smell depends on what you eat. In my opinion, vegetarian women taste better. They eat more fruit and that gives the strongest flavor.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Also, smell depends on what you eat. In my opinion, vegetarian women taste better. They eat more fruit and that gives the strongest flavor.

Well, I don't know about fruit, exactly. But indeed, what you eat drink/eat makes a difference in how one tastes.

I licked my arm, and I taste like coke and m&ms

Originally posted by Citizen D
Vagina junction, what's your function?

Taking in sperm and spitting out babies.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Also, smell depends on what you eat. In my opinion, vegetarian women taste better. They eat more fruit and that gives the strongest flavor.

I agree, you are what you eat.

Which reminds me, I once ate this chick out with some fava beans and a nice chianti...slurp...slurp...slurp

I'm regretting starting this thread......

Its ok, we all do stupid things when we're drunkpetpet

Originally posted by RZA
I agree, you are what you eat.

Which reminds me, I once ate this chick out with some fava beans and a nice chianti...slurp...slurp...slurp

I know the movie!

Originally posted by RZA
I agree, you are what you eat.

Which reminds me, I once ate this chick out with some fava beans and a nice chianti...slurp...slurp...slurp
Looks like someone's been watching a too much Dumb and Dumber. And/Or Hannibal or whatever the hell that Anthony Hopkins movie was.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm regretting starting this thread......
I think you should request it be closed, it's getting ridiculous.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm regretting starting this thread......

There's no reason to.

With all the other crap threads in the OTF?...what for?

This is no different than television. If you don't like a particular show, do you tune in? No. As you stated in an earlier post, we can either talk intelligently about it, or use it to post irrelevant, "fluff" responses.

I don't see what the issue is.

Yes, I admit it did get quite off topic, but so what.

this is so lame im not even gunna post anything in it!!!...wait

Don't think she'd like me telling you folks.

Originally posted by BobbyD
There's no reason to.

With all the other crap threads in the OTF?...what for?

This is no different than television. If you don't like a particular show, do you tune in? No. As you stated in an earlier post, we can either talk intelligently about it, or use it to post irrelevant, "fluff" responses.

I don't see what the issue is.

Yes, I admit it did get quite off topic, but so what.

Granted, yes, there is a lot of crap in the OTF. What astounds me though, is people's, most often male's, inability to control themselves. It's like every male in here is a 14 year old jackass.

thank you

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to know if any guys here care about the size of a girl's vagina?


Yes I don't want it to be as big as a house, kegals (sp?) are your friend.