ok here is story
Aday with captain Jack Sparrow
6am
I arrive at the Doc and climb aboard the Black Pearl, Jack has agreed to take me for a ride and show the the Caribbean, we sail, Its Lovley, very romantic actually,jack of course has already had a half a bottle of Rum by 8:00 am
the crew docs the boat and we get off on a island, Jack says I have a surprise foe you dearie
we go into a cave where I see all this treasure, he tells me can have whatever I like
so I find this all facinating and go looking about and I find a few things that I fancy and Jack says they are fine I can talke them with me
we climb aboard the pearl and go back to the doc where i met him earlie thtat morning
I say
Jack i have a surprise for you if you dare to come with me, you will have to ride in my car
Jack: Car can I bring me rum
me: No you cant, sorry luv'
Jack : Ok ill get it a try
so we leave the doc and head to my car, Jack looking a little scared gets in and sits there, I take off Jack screaming, calm down, youll be ok, Please you can fightoff a Kraken but you cant ride in a car,
Jack: well well arent you a smartie
give him a grin

we drive for a hour or so while singing a pirates life for me
whe finally arrive at our destination:
jack: where are we whats the surprise, all I see is a bloddy rum factory
ahhhhh ohhhh aaahhhhhh oohhhhhh A RUM FACTORY, Screaming, Jack jumps out of the car and runs for the gate Runs in proceedes to drink so much rum its unbelievebe, jack looks like he is in heaven! we decide to leave and go back to my place, cant tell you the rest, it could get ugly

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