So I was talking with this lady..
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Ladyluck
And we were discussing the fertility of males and females. We talked about how women become fertile, then after menopause, they can no longer have children. She said the reason for this is because women learn that when they give birth, they're only bringing life to this planet so it can eventually die. Women can no longer have children at a certain age because they learn.
I just had to ask her. Why are men able to have children until they die? You know what she told me? Because men never learn.
I don't expect any guys to find the amusement in this.

RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
And we were discussing the fertility of males and females. We talked about how women become fertile, then after menopause, they can no longer have children. She said the reason for this is because women learn that when they give birth, they're only bringing life to this planet so it can eventually die. Women can no longer have children at a certain age because they learn.
I just had to ask her. Why are men able to have children until they die? You know what she told me? Because men never learn.
You know the child will die eventually. So why can you have children now?
Spartan005
Originally posted by Ladyluck
And we were discussing the fertility of males and females. We talked about how women become fertile, then after menopause, they can no longer have children. She said the reason for this is because women learn that when they give birth, they're only bringing life to this planet so it can eventually die. Women can no longer have children at a certain age because they learn.
I just had to ask her. Why are men able to have children until they die? You know what she told me? Because men never learn.
Uhh.... sure yeah
whatever....
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
You know the child will die eventually. So why can you have children now?
That's not the point.

Leo.M
Hey! I can learn sad55
I only want 2 or 3 kids and then I'm done

RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
That's not the point.
Why isn't it?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Leo.M
Hey! I can learn sad55
I only want 2 or 3 kids and then I'm done
petpet
Itzak
Originally posted by Ladyluck
And we were discussing the fertility of males and females. We talked about how women become fertile, then after menopause, they can no longer have children. She said the reason for this is because women learn that when they give birth, they're only bringing life to this planet so it can eventually die. Women can no longer have children at a certain age because they learn.
I just had to ask her. Why are men able to have children until they die? You know what she told me? Because men never learn.
I don't expect any guys to find the amusement in this.
That just means there's no sense in us doing school or anything else. And that we should just leave everything to you oh so smart women.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck
And we were discussing the fertility of males and females. We talked about how women become fertile, then after menopause, they can no longer have children. She said the reason for this is because women learn that when they give birth, they're only bringing life to this planet so it can eventually die. Women can no longer have children at a certain age because they learn.
I just had to ask her. Why are men able to have children until they die? You know what she told me? Because men never learn.
I don't expect any guys to find the amusement in this.

That's great. I believe it too.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS

That's great. I believe it too.

I'm glad someone else found the humor in this.

RocasAtoll
There's not very much humour in it.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
There's not very much humour in it.
You're a guy. You don't see it like we do.
RogerRamjet
that's a genetic thing i guess...
as in wild life males always seek out to ensure the continuity...that's why cheating upon the partner is more common amongst men..it's basically a pre-historic instinct to maintain a biodiversity of the species and to avoid incest...that's why males remain fertile up to an old age..srug
...i know...i have to go away...
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
You're a guy. You don't see it like we do.
Ya, I do. It's still not funny.
Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck

I'm glad someone else found the humor in this.
Most women would, probably not so much men.
Leo.M
Originally posted by Ladyluck
petpet
Yeah, I know... I'm in denial about the learning thing

Milkie
That chic likes Bam
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
that's a genetic thing i guess...
as in wild life males always seek out to ensure the continuity...that's why cheating upon the partner is more common amongst men..it's basically a pre-historic instinct to maintain a biodiversity of the species and to avoid incest...that's why males remain fertile up to an old age..srug
...i know...i have to go away...
It was just a joke. ermm
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Ya, I do. It's still not funny.
Then why are you still here?
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Most women would, probably not so much men.
Yeah.
Originally posted by Leo.M
Yeah, I know... I'm in denial about the learning thing
tongue12
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
It was just a joke. ermm
Then why are you still here?
Yeah.
tongue12
Becuase I like being a jackass.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Becuase I like being a jackass.
mhm
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Ladyluck
It was just a joke. ermm
i wrote a whole symposium on that back in school!!

RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
mhm
Pshht. The talk-to-the-hand doesn't work on me.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i wrote a whole symposium on that back in school!!
Good for you. petpet
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Pshht. The talk-to-the-hand doesn't work on me.
Oh really? hmm
mhm
Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Milkie
That chic likes Bam
.......REALLY? When did you figure that out?
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Good for you. petpet
Oh really? hmm
mhm
B!tch say what?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
.......REALLY? When did you figure that out?
Bam is teh secks. droolio
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
B!tch say what?
Oh ya hurd me *snaps fingers*
Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Bam is teh secks. droolio
Oh ya hurd me *snaps fingers*
Oh my Lord lady don't get me started!!!!
Screw droolio , More like drooliog9ck
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Bam is teh secks. droolio
Oh ya hurd me *snaps fingers*
don't get my started skank!
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Oh my Lord lady don't get me started!!!!
Screw droolio , More like drooliog9ck
I concur droolio
I don't really like his hair now, though. ermm
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
don't get my started skank!
*gasp* Oh no you di'in't!
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*gasp* Oh no you di'in't!
Oh ya I did, whore!
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Oh ya I did, whore!
I see how it is.

*b!tchslaps*
Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I concur droolio
I don't really like his hair now, though. ermm
Actually at first I had the same exact opinion. I was like, "I don't really like his new appearance!", but for some reason after seeing Jackass 2 I changed my mind and I thought he was/is extremely gorgeous. But I'd have to agree that his previous hairstyle was .
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I see how it is.

*b!tchslaps*
*Cries*
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Actually at first I had the same exact opinion. I was like, "I don't really like his new appearance!", but for some reason after seeing Jackass 2 I changed my mind and I thought he was/is extremely gorgeous. But I'd have to agree that his previous hairstyle was .
lol

Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
*Cries*
evillaugh
*puts crown on head and waves to crowd*
Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck
lol

Gah, I could go on all night now!
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
evillaugh
*puts crown on head and waves to crowd*
Stupid s1ut. Crowns are for virgins!
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS

Gah, I could go on all night now!
So could I
My god.. The things I would do to him.. droolio
*cough* ermm
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Stupid s1ut. Crowns are for virgins!
Then I guess you'll never get it you whore!
Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck
So could I
My god.. The things I would do to him.. droolio
*cough* ermm
Then I guess you'll never get it you whore!
...No, no! The things WE would do to him.....humina humina!!!!
You should see these sexy photographs of him that I have in their own special folder.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
...No, no! The things WE would do to him.....humina humina!!!!
You should see these sexy photographs of him that I have in their own special folder.
Ooohhh droolio
Sexy photographs, eh?

*cough*pm*cough*

RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
So could I
My god.. The things I would do to him.. droolio
*cough* ermm
Then I guess you'll never get it you whore!
Double post.

RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
So could I
My god.. The things I would do to him.. droolio
*cough* ermm
Then I guess you'll never get it you whore!
True.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Ooohhh droolio
Sexy photgraphs, eh?

*cough*pm*cough*
Does PM'ing have the option of uploading files?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Double post.
Aww petpet
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
True.
evillaugh
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Aww petpet
evillaugh
I'm now going to be anexoric since you teased me.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Does PM'ing have the option of uploading files?
No, but you can host the image.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck
No, but you can host the image.
Alright, I'll use my Photobucket.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
I'm now going to be anexoric since you teased me.
*is not sure how to respond to that*
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Alright, I'll use my Photobucket.
w00t
RocasAtoll
Originally posted by Ladyluck
*is not sure how to respond to that*
w00t
I hate you.

Kelly_LS
8 Pictures Uploading!
Ladyluck
Originally posted by RocasAtoll
I hate you.
I see how it is weep
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
8 Pictures Uploading!
w00t
Kelly_LS
You're going to walk out of your Personal Message all hot and steamy.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
You're going to walk out of your Personal Message all hot and steamy.
Oh dear god. droolio
I would seriously pay for naked pictures of that man.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh dear god. droolio
I would seriously pay for naked pictures of that man.
You and I both! Well...I've already seen his you know what from Jackass (twice!!!) and By God it was nice. BUT, I'd still pay!
P.S I know something that you probably don't about Bam...I'll PM it to you.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
You and I both! Well...I've already seen his you know what from Jackass (twice!!!) and By God it was nice. BUT, I'd still pay!
P.S I know something that you probably don't about Bam...I'll PM it to you.
lol
droolio
Mr Parker
well I found it a LITTLE amusing.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by Mr Parker
well I found it a LITTLE amusing.
w00t
The Pict
Originally posted by Ladyluck
You're a guy. You don't see it like we do.
I actually found it quite funny
Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Ladyluck
And we were discussing the fertility of males and females. We talked about how women become fertile, then after menopause, they can no longer have children. She said the reason for this is because women learn that when they give birth, they're only bringing life to this planet so it can eventually die. Women can no longer have children at a certain age because they learn.
I just had to ask her. Why are men able to have children until they die? You know what she told me? Because men never learn.
I don't expect any guys to find the amusement in this.
lol
ADarksideJedi
Originally posted by Ladyluck
And we were discussing the fertility of males and females. We talked about how women become fertile, then after menopause, they can no longer have children. She said the reason for this is because women learn that when they give birth, they're only bringing life to this planet so it can eventually die. Women can no longer have children at a certain age because they learn.
I just had to ask her. Why are men able to have children until they die? You know what she told me? Because men never learn.
I don't expect any guys to find the amusement in this.
Pretty funny!jmhysterical
ThePittman
Originally posted by Ladyluck
And we were discussing the fertility of males and females. We talked about how women become fertile, then after menopause, they can no longer have children. She said the reason for this is because women learn that when they give birth, they're only bringing life to this planet so it can eventually die. Women can no longer have children at a certain age because they learn.
I just had to ask her. Why are men able to have children until they die? You know what she told me? Because men never learn.
I don't expect any guys to find the amusement in this.

I found it funny, not ture, but funny.

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