Cross-over Team ups that would NEVER work!

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WrathfulDwarf
Can you think of any team ups between DC and Marvel characters that couldn't possibly work together? I can name one on the spot.

Batman and The Punisher.

No way Bruce and Frank would co-exist in a mission.

Draco69
Namor and Aquaman.

They just wouldn't be able to work together....


The Flash & Quicksilver.

Flash: Jesus! Would you keep up?!

Scoobless
Robin & Carnage

Grinning Goku
Blob and Plastic-Man, fat jokes galore.

NiņoAraņa
Superman and Sentryshifty









Superman: YOU STOLE MY GODDAM 'S'!!!

Accel
Originally posted by Draco69
The Flash & Quicksilver.

Flash: Jesus! Would you keep up?!
Flash: Oh no! A boomerang! What'll I do?

QS: *speedblitzes Captain Boomerang*

Flash: Huh, why didn't I think of that?




stick out tongue

Tron
Deathstroke & Deadpool

NiņoAraņa
Originally posted by Tron
Deathstroke & Deadpool yeah...deadpool and anybody.....he's just annoying... laughing

Grimm22
Wolverine and Batman shifty


Wolverine: I'm the best at what I do and what I do isn't very nice

Batman: shut up we're on a recon mission

Wolverine: You cant talk to me that way, cause I've got claws bub

Batman: Would you shut the hell up

Wolverine: Hey, Bub, you don't talk to me that way, you know why? Cause I'm the best at what I...

Batman: ERG!

*Batkicks Wolverine*

batman

Broly92
Originally posted by Grimm22
Wolverine and Batman shifty


Wolverine: I'm the best at what I do and what I do isn't very nice

Batman: shut up we're on a recon mission

Wolverine: You cant talk to me that way, cause I've got claws bub

Batman: Would you shut the hell up

Wolverine: Hey, Bub, you don't talk to me that way, you know why? Cause I'm the best at what I...

Batman: ERG!

*Batkicks Wolverine*

batman
blink


















Anyways
Uncle Sam and Red skull no expression

bigbran
Wolverine and Spectre.
Spectre " feel God's wrath cousin It."
Wolverine " What I do bub?"
Spectre " you have commited a serious crime.... against fashion, you really think yellow goes with black? Call the fashion police"
Wolverine " I'm the best, at what I do, and what I do is.... so terribly pretty!"
Spectre " Pow"
*Wolverine regenrates in one panel*
Wolverine " Help, Help! He blew me up, but then I stopped him with my claws, hold me."
Spectre "My God, he's more powerful than Hulk's pants. I'm dieing"


^^^^
The mind of the writers.
no expression

Mider999
the mask joins the fantastic four to stop galactus

mask puts an exploding banana in galactus pants
galactus O_O GRRRR IM NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER EATING THIS PLANET IM JUST GONNA BLOW IT UP
FF WHAT DID YOU DO MASK YOUR JUST TOTALLY PO'D HIM!
MASK OH WELL BUT IT WAS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA

Validus

Grimm22
Originally posted by bigbran
Wolverine and Spectre.
Spectre " feel God's wrath cousin It."
Wolverine " What I do bub?"
Spectre " you have commited a serious crime.... against fashion, you really think yellow goes with black? Call the fashion police"
Wolverine " I'm the best, at what I do, and what I do is.... so terribly pretty!"
Spectre " Pow"
*Wolverine regenrates in one panel*
Wolverine " Help, Help! He blew me up, but then I stopped him with my claws, hold me."
Spectre "My God, he's more powerful than Hulk's pants. I'm dieing"


^^^^
The mind of the writers.
no expression

laughing rolling on floor laughing

Oh noes!

Psyquis52
Omega Red and Oliver Queen (Green Arrow)

There should be some pretty interesting conversations there.

Grimm22
Deadpool and Silver Surfer stick out tongue


Deadpool: So do you just like not have a **** or anything? I mean you dont even wear pants for pete's sake

Surfer:.......

NiņoAraņa
Originally posted by Grimm22
Deadpool and Silver Surfer stick out tongue


Deadpool: So do you just like not have a **** or anything? I mean you dont even wear pants for pete's sake

Surfer:....... laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Scoobless
Hawkeye and DareDevil could reenact "Sea no evil, hear no evil"

great film!

big grin

Faceman
Anger Management 101

Namor and Wolverine

Hercules and Aquaman

DigiMark007
Originally posted by Validus
I can see Deadpool and Plastic Man getting along well.

That would be the best teamup ever.

Dreampanther
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Can you think of any team ups between DC and Marvel characters that couldn't possibly work together? I can name one on the spot.

Batman and The Punisher.

No way Bruce and Frank would co-exist in a mission.

Actually, they have had two team-ups, as far as I know... Here is one

Dreampanther
And here is the other...

Dreampanther
The Azrael one wasn't that cool, but the Dixon/Romita one I really enjoyed. laughing

King KAM
Jesus and Mr.Terrific

juggernaut66666
Anti Monitor and Galactus would have an eating contast

Grimm22
Originally posted by King KAM
Jesus and Mr.Terrific

eek! laughing

Mr. Terrific: I don't believe in you...

Jesus: Ok then

*Jesus turns Terrific into a mac*

Mr. Terrific: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

marvelprince
Daredevil and Black Canary

Daredevil: "Can you shut the **** up so I can see!"

outavodka
Sentry and Superman.

SM: God I hate you....,and those p*ssies at Marvel. Had to go and take the easy way out for our next crossover fight huh.

S: I really dont know what your talking about, actually ive been here as long as you I just ersa....

SM: Stop it! thats complete and utter bullsh*t..."taps Superman on the back"

SM: And who might this be?

S: The Void f*cker,shoulda kept yo damn mouth shut Super boyscout.
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Galan777
Highfather & Mephisto pitt_dance2

Sub_Mariner
Impossible Man+Deadpool would kick ass.

WrathfulDwarf
Lex Luthor and Tony Stark

Industrial Espionage Insanity!

Sam Z
Hulk and Solomon Grundy.

Big Sexy
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Anti Monitor and Galactus would have an eating contast
Galactus "You gonna eat that"
AM "Damn right, get your own"
Galactus " I can't when every time we get near a universe you cram the damn thing in your mouth stick out tongue

Tron
Batman and the Tick.

Inhuman
Batman & wonder woman shifty

batdude123
Grundy and Deadpool

Inhuman
Deadpool & Thanos

batdude123
Grundy and Reed Richards

NoFate007
Originally posted by Sam Z
Hulk and Solomon Grundy.

I think that actually would work. They'd be the only ones to fully understand each other.

"Grundy smash."
"Hulk smash."

Its like talking on a higher level haha.

marvelprince
Originally posted by NoFate007
I think that actually would work. They'd be the only ones to fully understand each other.

"Grundy smash."
"Hulk smash."

Its like talking on a higher level haha.

"Hulk smash"
"Grundy smash"
"Oh my God, finally someone who understands the deep intricities and complex undertones relayed by a smash"
"Yes, Hulk, I too have found someone who understand the purpose of the smash and how its integral to society"

I could see this

H. S. 6
Superman and Ultimate Captain America

Superman: The other Captain America I met was so much nicer. So much more... like me!

Ult. Cap: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Superman: Now, now, now. Violence is not the answer. I think you need a time-out.

Ult. Cap: YOU THINK THIS LETTER ON MY HEAD STANDS FOR FRANCE?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

*fight ensues*

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grey fox
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Superman and Ultimate Captain America

Superman: The other Captain America I met was so much nicer. So much more... like me!

Ult. Cap: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Superman: Now, now, now. Violence is not the answer. I think you need a time-out.

Ult. Cap: YOU THINK THIS LETTER ON MY HEAD STANDS FOR FRANCE?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

*fight ensues*

stick out tongue

laughing

Punisher and Green Arrow

Endless Mike
Mephisto and Lucifer Morningstar

ankur29
hulk juggernaut

littleredhat
Nextwave and Power Pack.

Doc Potato
Captain America and Black Adam...

WrathfulDwarf
Hal Jordan and Daredevil.

Hal: "I'm fearless"

Daredevil: "I'm the man without fear"

Hal: "NO! I'm the man without fear"

Daredevil: "Oh yeah? Let's both jump off this skyscraper"

Hal: "Go for it"

*Daredevil jumps*

Hal: "I'm fearless not stupid."

boriquaking55
A little Thanos & Deadpool dialogue:

Deadpool: "Yo Pruneface, I had a good time with you mistress last night. 'Twas quite the morbid experience, if you know what I mean..."

Thanos: "I understand that you seem to enjoy breaking the fourth wall a lot don't you."

Deadpool: "LOL yea, so how was that beating you took from Squirrel Girl?"

Thanos: "About the same as yours I suppose. BTW, you talk an aweful lot for a guy who was created by Rob Liefeld"

Deadpool: "........"

sad

outavodka
Originally posted by boriquaking55
A little Thanos & Deadpool dialogue:

Deadpool: "Yo Pruneface, I had a good time with you mistress last night. 'Twas quite the morbid experience, if you know what I mean..."

Thanos: "I understand that you seem to enjoy breaking the fourth wall a lot don't you."

Deadpool: "LOL yea, so how was that beating you took from Squirrel Girl?"

Thanos: "About the same as yours I suppose. BTW, you talk an aweful lot for a guy who was created by Rob Liefeld"

Deadpool: "........"

sad HEy Cable talks alot too....its just mostly important jabber or nonsence about apoc. mad

Darth Martin
Originally posted by Tron
Deathstroke & Deadpool I thik they would work good together if DS kept him in line every now and then.

Scorpion and Sub Zero

UniOmni
Superman and Silver Surfer

In truth they'd get along, until Superman realized that Surfers actually a bit more powerful than him by a fair degree.

Then it'd be low grumbling and resentment for taking his shine.

roughrider
Captain America & Guy Gardner

GG: "I'm the greatest lantern ever, and more Red-Blooded American than you'll ever be, Captain Whitebread! Your style of macho went out decades ago. I bet you don't even know who Chuck Norris is, do ya?"

CA: (snatches Guy's ring off his hand, nerve pinches him unconscious) "And I thought Hawkeye could be a pain..."


Captain America & the current Supergirl

CA: "Look, I'm flattered by the attention. But I think we should concentrate on nabbing these villains in the act..."

SG: "But Steeeevvvee!! I wanna sleep with you!!"


big grin

Darth Martin
Originally posted by roughrider
Captain America & Guy Gardner

GG: "I'm the greatest lantern ever, and more Red-Blooded American than you'll ever be, Captain Whitebread! Your style of macho went out decades ago. I bet you don't even know who Chuck Norris is, do ya?"

CA: (snatches Guy's ring off his hand, nerve pinches him unconscious) "And I thought Hawkeye could be a pain..."


Captain America & the current Supergirl

CA: "Look, I'm flattered by the attention. But I think we should concentrate on nabbing these villains in the act..."

SG: "But Steeeevvvee!! I wanna sleep with you!!"


big grin laughing out loud

roughrider
Namor & Wonder Woman

Namor: "Imperius Rex! You spurn me now, Amazon, but Namor knows you deserve a place alongside me in Atlantis as my queen! The Avenging Son's blood runs as hot as lava in hades; your heart will beat for me like the tread of Giganto, so why res-"

(Wonder Woman dropkicks him across the city)

Wonder Woman: "Barbarian! By Gaea, who's idea was this team-up?!"

aton_ra
Worst:Hercules and DC hercules (DC hercules is a 100 times more arrogant and crazy).

Best:Marvel Hades & DC Ares.

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