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I'm warm for your form

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm warm for your form
your hot in the cot

damn straight flirt

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm warm for your form

herbnone

Originally posted by silver_tears
damn straight flirt

quaking so the paint be flaking

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm warm for your form

I'm measured for your pleasure.

*Thinks of Erotic Rhyme.*

*Fails, and leaves to Masturbate alone, while crying.*

Originally posted by Barker
*Thinks of Erotic Rhyme.*

*Fails, and leaves to Masturbate alone, while crying.*

Originally posted by Barker
*Thinks of Erotic Rhyme.*

*Fails, and leaves to Masturbate alone, while crying.*



YES! The irritating Barker has finally been stumped!

So has Vinny!

Originally posted by Prabhodh
herbnoneum you suck

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm warm for your form

So, are we officially having daily sex now? Hourly maybe?

I need to grab my French Tickler.

You haven't lived until you've seen me give.

Originally posted by Barker
*Thinks of Erotic Rhyme.*

*Fails, and leaves to Masturbate alone, while crying.*



petpet

I'm skanky for the hanky panky ermm

fapping in the trapings?

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet

I'm skanky for the hanky panky ermm

No! Failure is not an option!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So, are we officially having daily sex now? Hourly maybe?

I need to grab my French Tickler.

Alright, but I'm cuffing you this time, I still have the marks lookaround

Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright, but I'm cuffing you this time, I still have the marks lookaround

I told you we shouldn't have used that Machine, The poistions are too Painfully Erotic.

Lets use it again lookaround

Fitty for the titty.

Fitty=Fifty
or
Fitty=Fit

However you want to think of it.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
YES! The irritating Barker has finally been stumped!


You're just mad because I didn't like your story.

Down and dirty?
Around and smurfy?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I told you we shouldn't have used that Machine, The poistions are too Painfully Erotic.

Lets use it again lookaround

I call top. ermm

playing with the knockers?
having fun you couple of fockers?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I told you we shouldn't have used that Machine, The poistions are too Painfully Erotic.

Lets use it again lookaround

Hmm.......

Vinny=15
Silver=18
18-15=3 year difference
18=Legal
15=Underraged
Vinny + Silver=NOT LEGAL!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I call top. ermm

You're Funeral vincermm

Originally posted by bogen
Down and dirty?
Around and smurfy?

Dude, what happened?

beating the meat?

Originally posted by Barker


You're just mad because I didn't like your story.

You didn't read it, though if I am not even finished. I showed you a part I was not sure to put in.

Tickin' for a lickin'.

Originally posted by bogen
beating the meat?

Bastard! I told you not to take off your training wheels yet.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Hmm.......

Vinny=15
Silver=18
18-15=3 year difference
18=Legal
15=Underraged
Vinny + Silver=NOT LEGAL!

Age of consent is 14 here ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're Funeral vincermm

I like it rough shrug

Originally posted by silver_tears
Age of consent is 14 here ermm

Meh? Wha?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Meh? Wha?

Yea huh

same, in Australia girls can go at 14

Originally posted by bogen
same, in Australia girls can go at 14

Ok. That kinda demolishes child molestation for the most part then, I guess.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
You didn't read it, though if I am not even finished. I showed you a part I was not sure to put in.

Besides, not liking it? All you did was sit there and bash!

yeah, prolly.
But if they get caught there killed for sure.

Did i mention you need parental concent at 14 as in they sit in the next room kinda thing, 15 a note 16 got for it

Originally posted by bogen
yeah, prolly.
But if they get caught there killed for sure.

Did i mention you need parental concent at 14, 15 a note 16 got for it

I say the age should be 18, just as it normally is. Anyone who breaks that with a young child, whether man or woman, should be blown to bits.

i Can't belive no ones said it.

herb BUTSECKS?!?!


Aye true, most kids don't know what there getting into, but for those few that do, can you really stop them?

That's complete bullshit, I know some 14 years that are way more mature than some 18 year olds. Why set the bar so high? It doesn't do anything, if they wanna do it, they're gonna do it.

Same with your absurd drinking laws, 21 is shit.
You can drive, you can vote, you can have sex you can get married etc etc, but you can't drink? Completely illogical.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Hmm.......

Vinny=15
Silver=18
18-15=3 year difference
18=Legal
15=Underraged
Vinny + Silver=NOT LEGAL!

Its Legal.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I like it rough shrug


Lets get the Whips.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Its Legal.




Lets get the Whips.

Fair enough, I'll stop when you say the safe word this time ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Its Legal.

Then try doing it in the USA.

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's complete bullshit, I know some 14 years that are way more mature than some 18 year olds. Why set the bar so high? It doesn't do anything, if they wanna do it, they're gonna do it.

Same with your absurd drinking laws, 21 is shit.
You can drive, you can vote, you can have sex you can get married etc etc, but you can't drink? Completely illogical.

You can have me, anyday.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Fair enough, I'll stop when you say the safe word this time ermm

I refuse.

Lets Get it on.

I simultaneously am horrified and aroused by this situation

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's complete bullshit, I know some 14 years that are way more mature than some 18 year olds. Why set the bar so high? It doesn't do anything, if they wanna do it, they're gonna do it.

Same with your absurd drinking laws, 21 is shit.
You can drive, you can vote, you can have sex you can get married etc etc, but you can't drink? Completely illogical.

i see your point, and 21 is complete and utter bullshit.
But more on sex, don't girls stop growing around then, there fore id say it's more to stop guys taking advantage of " smaller" girls when they are younger, serious harm can occor as im sure your sex ed teacher was quick to point out.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You can have me, anyday.



I refuse.

Lets Get it on.

Where's the music? hmm

Originally posted by bogen
i see your point, and 21 is complete and utter bullshit.

I think the drinking age is correct. Kids nowadays have(the majority) become more reckless and get into more crashes then before. Beer would just make it worse.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Where's the music? hmm
IM THE SCAT MAN! skibie duba dabo dup.....

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I think the drinking age is correct. Kids nowadays have(the majority) become more reckless and get into more crashes then before. Beer would just make it worse.

I think 18 is fairer concerning this, most 18 year olds drink anyway, it's just that the American government is slow to cop on to such things

Originally posted by bogen
i see your point, and 21 is complete and utter bullshit.
But more on sex, don't girls stop growing around then, there fore id say it's more to stop guys taking advantage of " smaller" girls when they are younger, serious harm can occor as im sure your sex ed teacher was quick to point out.

Best to my knowledge you don't grow down below after you hit puberty, up until then you do all your growing, therefore it wouldn't matter either way.

Plus it only hurts if you're not properly lubricated, regardless of age.

Originally posted by bogen
IM THE SCAT MAN! great song

Originally posted by bogen
IM THE SCAT MAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2wMsnE2cvI

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2wMsnE2cvI that's a terrible video...because there's nothing there

Originally posted by Strangelove
great song

Of course.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Where's the music? hmm


I make my own music.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Best to my knowledge you don't grow down below after you hit puberty, up until then you do all your growing, therefore it wouldn't matter either way.

Plus it only hurts if you're not properly lubricated, regardless of age.


You Said Lubricated, Hah.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Best to my knowledge you don't grow down below after you hit puberty, up until then you do all your growing, therefore it wouldn't matter either way.

Plus it only hurts if you're not properly lubricated, regardless of age.

well there you go, womans info helps.

I always thought there was a " skin streching issue" with " smaller/ younger folk"

Originally posted by Strangelove
that's a terrible video...because there's nothing there

Exactly. So those two crazy kids can do what they need to do without being distracted.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I simultaneously am horrified and aroused by this situation

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I make my own music.

I bet that you're a bad singer.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I bet that you're a bad singer.
yeah vinny grunting and moaning don't do it for most people mhm

Originally posted by bogen
yeah vinny grunting and moaning don't do it for most people mhm

It was a Melody of Love.

Originally posted by bogen
yeah vinny grunting and moaning don't do it for most people mhm

Iffy joke on your part.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It was a Melody of Love.

For what? Hippos?

Originally posted by bogen
well there you go, womans info helps.

I always thought there was a " skin streching issue" with " smaller/ younger folk"

It's skin breaking, the first time you have to break through the hymen, which again, lubrication is important, and some women have thicker ones, if done properly and slowly it's mere seconds of discomfort.

And it's not really a stretching, it's just to accommodate the size.

Some women break their own through tight clothes, horse back riding, gymnastics etc

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I make my own music.

You Said Lubricated, Hah.

Yes, yes you do sweetie petpet I love you.

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's skin breaking, the first time you have to break through the hymen, which again, lubrication is important, and some women have thicker ones, if done properly and slowly it's mere seconds of discomfort.

And it's not really a stretching, it's just to accommodate the size.

Some women break their own through tight clothes, horse back riding, gymnastics etc



Yes, yes you do sweetie petpet I love you.

firefirefireph

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


Now, come, we're going to bed offtobed

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's skin breaking, the first time you have to break through the hymen, which again, lubrication is important, and some women have thicker ones, if done properly and slowly it's mere seconds of discomfort.

And it's not really a stretching, it's just to accommodate the size.

Some women break their own through tight clothes, horse back riding, gymnastics etc


Aye true true, all of it.

I remember i met a girl once from Karate tournaments she said to me she can't ever remember have the " discomfort", through our conversation we came to the conclusion that it's Karate that did it so when ever i talk to her and we talk sex i always make a mention of her first love.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It was a Melody of Love.
Thats ok then

Originally posted by silver_tears
Now, come, we're going to bed offtobed

*Fallows*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Fallows*
haha cute

Jellin' with the melon.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Jellin' with the melon.
haha nice ryme

Originally posted by bogen
haha nice ryme

I have a billion of these. Just like how many men Brittany Spears slept with.

Eatin' toast while I post!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Eatin' toast while I post! stole mine

Originally posted by Strangelove
stole mine You already posted that??!!! Damn, great minds do indeed think alike!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm warm for your form

I'm hot for your spot...


... simple, yes. But truthful and to the point.


Originally posted by bogen
IM THE SCAT MAN! skibie duba dabo dup.....


...

Originally posted by bogen
same, in Australia girls can go at 14

and guys?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You already posted that??!!! Damn, great minds do indeed think alike! I didn't already post it, but I was going to

Originally posted by Prabhodh
and guys?
whoa whoa hold up pez, calm down for us it's 16 and fire away

Originally posted by Strangelove
I didn't already post it, but I was going to

Originally posted by bogen
whoa whoa hold up pez, calm down for us it's 16 and fire away

16, but that's stupid, so 14 year old girls have to have sex with guys 2 years older than them.

Sheryl Crow makes me slow

Originally posted by Prabhodh
16, but that's stupid, so 14 year old girls have to have sex with guys 2 years older than them.
im sorry but thats the law, remember how girls are supposed to be more mature than guys, i think this law plays on that.
Originally posted by Strangelove
Sheryl Crow makes me slow
lol

Originally posted by bogen
im sorry but thats the law, remember how girls are supposed to be more mature than guys, i think this law plays on that.


All i can say is srug

I bled for this thread.

I brake for steak

Originally posted by Prabhodh
All i can say is srug
yeah, same when i herd it i was in year 10 (just turned 16) so i got all exited in my infancy.

Originally posted by bogen
yeah, same when i herd it i was in year 10 (just turned 16) so i got all exited in my infancy.

Heard.
pointandlaugh

Genius with a penisermm

Originally posted by Prabhodh
Heard.
pointandlaugh
haha well , ur still 16

Originally posted by Prabhodh
One and only. thankyou

Im gonna put it on tshirts and make millions evillaugh

Originally posted by D-Double
Fool with a tool ermm

Girls with boobs. ermm

Originally posted by D-Double
Those are nice. ermm

Yep ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That doesn't even rhyme.ermm

It wasnt meant to ermm

My face is stuck. ermm

ermm

Originally posted by D-Double
My face is stuck. ermm

The wind must have changed direction while you made a faceermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
that's okay then.ermm

Are you a girl? ermm

Originally posted by Prabhodh
Its been done. ermm

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g271/prabhodh/chuck.gif

ermm

Originally posted by D-Double
I broke wind while I made this face. ermm

That explains itermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
blondeshakeermm

Ok you're a girl ermmOriginally posted by Prabhodh
ermmad

haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Whatever happened to that one girl Ronny?ermm

She had too much sex once, and explodedermm

Originally posted by Prabhodh
ermbangin

itzakermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh so it was good sex.ermm

Yeah, the kind you've never had ermm

Originally posted by D-Double
Same thing happened to me once. ermm

Same thing happened to my penis....todayermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh so it was good sex.ermm mixed, I would think ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well of course not if I slept with you. With the real men I sleep with I have great sex.ermm

Of course you've never had good sex with me, I only use you for practise on the real women..you know, the ones that arent uglyermm



Originally posted by Prabhodh
ermwanker

alienermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm warm for your form

Yo Silver. flirt1

How are you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
well you do need all the practise you can get.ermm


Funny cause it was only twice with you, once when I was drunk, and the other when I felt pity on you after all the other guys turned you down ermm

Originally posted by Prabhodh
huhermm

eatermm

ermjuggler

Yo LethalFemme. tip-hat

Originally posted by LethalFemme
First of all you were drunk and I was sleep and secondly those guys turned you out.ermm

That would explain why it was bad sexermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Not really.ermm If someone had sex until they exploded, I'm sure there were enough opportunities for not-so-fantastic moments

Well. Well. Well.....ermm

Look who's here...

Sup? ermhappy

Originally posted by Prabhodh
I gtg. ermwave

ermwave

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I agree.ermm



Clearly it was entirely your fault ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
If someone had sex until they exploded, I'm sure there were enough opportunities for not-so-fantastic moments

you obviously have never had explosive sex. ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You should pay for it.ermm


I never carry a wallet. It makes my pants too tight and then there's no room for my enormous penis. ermm

ermm

Originally posted by D-Double
I never carry a wallet. It makes my pants too tight and then there's no room for my enormous penis. ermm

I get that a lot too, I just dont wear pants, solves everything ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True if I hadn't lied and told you you were good so many other women wouldn't have wasted 60 seconds of their lives on you.weepermm

60 seconds with a random stranger is better than a night with you ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just keep my penis in my wallet. srug

1234

noneright

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just keep my penis in my wallet. srug

Thats so crazy it must be true

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True you do last 10x longer with the stranger.ermm


Again, theres the you being crap and uh...visually non pleasing, it just makes me want to escape quickly

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just keep my penis in my wallet. srug

I just tuck mine in my sock. ermm

haermm

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
haermm

Smilie of the year award, right there! ^