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I do.But I want to know what you poeple think.

You are a pathetic loser, make a comeback to that

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
I do.But I want to know what you poeple think.


Oh their spectacular maxing your vernacular, now carry on!

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
I do.But I want to know what you poeple think.

YOU'RE AWESOME AT COMEBACKS!!

Everytime we think you've left for good, you come back.

Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat.

My 4 year old sister comes up with better.

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat.

Do you like, have a camera in my house?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
YOU'RE AWESOME AT COMEBACKS!!

Everytime we think you've left for good, you come back.



Best comeback so far

Maybe maybe not

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
You are lame

worst comeback ever

hahaha thats my word!

Is not ok so maybe I have bad comebacks but that won't stop me from making more threads

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat.

herbnone

Originally posted by Lana
My 4 year old sister comes up with better.

My 3 year-old brother has better comebacks. And I don't even have a 3 year-old brother.. ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
herbnone



My 3 year-old brother has better comebacks. And I don't even have a 3 year-old brother.. ermm
HAHHAHAA

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat.

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat. even Itzak's non-existant 3 year old brother come up with better than that

my sea monkies are funnier

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
I do.But I want to know what you poeple think.

You touch kids... But you're so bad at it they actually enjoy it.

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat. Not only did that make very little sense, but it was incredibly horrible.


You see, the keys to good comebacks are these following things:

1. Delivery. You must have a good delivery. Or, since it's the internet, you must be cool enough to have people imagine a good delivery. You aren't doing so well at that.

2. It must roll off the tongue. If it just sounds akward coming out of the mouth, then it fails as a comeback.

3. It must be funny. Wether it be "ohh, you got burned" funny, or "wow, that was so funny, I've ejaculated without touching myself" funny, the humor is a necessity.

4. It must be partially true. If you pull something random out of your ass, that makes absolutely no sense, but is funny, sounds good, and is delivered well, there'll still be no sting. If it's partially (or completely) true, then you've got a sting. And that's a good thing.

You, my grammar lacking, country music liking, friend, have none of these qualities.

And once again its tough since you are online and you know absolutly nothing about anyone teehee

What I want to know is how she managed to spell "licks" wrong. I mean, that's just embarassing.

Originally posted by Spearhead
What I want to know is how she managed to spell "licks" wrong. I mean, that's just embarassing. And people. Can't forget how she misspelled people.

im not shocked

Well, I figured "poeple" could merely be a typo. Y'know, I try to give folks credit...

she sure does typo a lot

Originally posted by Spearhead
Well, I figured "poeple" could merely be a typo. Y'know, I try to give folks credit... She mispelled "I'm" once.....

could have sword she mispelled "a"

That doesn't even seem possible...then again, "idiocy knows no bounds." Or something like that, I forgot the exact quote.

good enough for me

Originally posted by Sanctuary

I like your signature droolio.

Originally posted by Spearhead
What I want to know is how she managed to spell "licks" wrong. I mean, that's just embarassing.

I loled

And CG, you are all that is wrong with our world, a new wave of highly skanky, highly illiterate, completely idiotic, dunces, that I feel if it wasn't for warning labels on products would have long died off and spared us the headache of having to read, or in some cases listen to their insipid stupidity while our IQs drop ever so slowly. doped

If you need help understanding all that ask and I'll clarify petpet

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
I do.But I want to know what you poeple think. You have go to be kidding me conk

No

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
YOU'RE AWESOME AT COMEBACKS!!

Everytime we think you've left for good, you come back.





Profiled

Originally posted by Lana
My 4 year old sister comes up with better. Your four year old sister has the same genes as you therefore must be a superior being

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
that won't stop me from making more threads

another-bunny

Get on MSN you ****.

weep
I have to leave in like 5minsermm

cry Why?

Workdisgust

I got up an hour earlier than I should have cause I thought I started at 8:30

Originally posted by silver_tears
I loled

And CG, you are all that is wrong with our world, a new wave of highly skanky, highly illiterate, completely idiotic, dunces, that I feel if it wasn't for warning labels on products would have long died off and spared us the headache of having to read, or in some cases listen to their insipid stupidity while our IQs drop ever so slowly. doped

If you need help understanding all that ask and I'll clarify petpet I second that motion, all in favor?

WILL YOU PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE STOP MAKING THREADS!!!!

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat.

Oh yeah? You're so cold in bed that Bill Clinton had to wear a winter jacket and sweat pants.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Oh yeah? You're so cold in bed that Bill Clinton had to wear a winter jacket and sweat pants. that doesn't make any sense...

Originally posted by Strangelove
that doesn't make any sense...

This is a joke, right? This HAS to be a joke!
Cold in bed? Ya know?

Yo momma's just like Cheetah Girl's insults: Stupid and overused.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I loled

And CG, you are all that is wrong with our world, a new wave of highly skanky, highly illiterate, completely idiotic, dunces, that I feel if it wasn't for warning labels on products would have long died off and spared us the headache of having to read, or in some cases listen to their insipid stupidity while our IQs drop ever so slowly. doped

If you need help understanding all that ask and I'll clarify petpet

That has to be by far one of the funniest yet totally correct things I've ever seen.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Oh yeah? You're so cold in bed that Bill Clinton had to wear a winter jacket and sweat pants. Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
This is a joke, right? This HAS to be a joke!
Cold in bed? Ya know? I understand the part about being cold, but what differece does Bill Clinton make in the joke? You could say "Men wear winter jacket and sweat pants" Bill Clinton has no bearing on the joke at all

Originally posted by Strangelove
I understand the part about being cold, but what differece does Bill Clinton make in the joke? You could say "Men wear winter jacket and sweat pants" Bill Clinton has no bearing on the joke at all

Clinton shows that you would sleep with anyone, even Clinton. Clinton represents the comedy of sluttiness and having sex with just any guy who wants to. IT ADDS TO THE JOKE.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Clinton shows that you would sleep with anyone, even Clinton. Clinton represents the comedy of sluttiness and having sex with just any guy who wants to. IT ADDS TO THE JOKE. I disagree, but whatever, go on peddling your comedic abortions

Originally posted by Strangelove
I disagree, but whatever, go on peddling your comedic abortions

You can't disagree with a joke that is made specifically for comedy. You can't disagree a statement that was made specifically for comedy that has been around for years, either.
You fail.

please don't make any more threads. every time i open your threads they suck so bad that i shrivel up in a ball and jack off while watching teletubbys

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
You can't disagree with a joke that is made specifically for comedy. You can't disagree a statement that was made specifically for comedy that has been around for years, either.
You fail. You can disagree with anything and everything you choose to disagree with, because you (and I) are human beings with free will. You are a moron.

You fail.

Originally posted by Strangelove
You can disagree with anything and everything you choose to disagree with, because you (and I) are human beings with free will. You are a moron.

You fail.

No you can't considering there is nothing to disagree with. You can only disagree with things that you can agree with, and there is nothing specifically IN the joke you can disagree with. Free will has nothing to do with the statement made specifically for a joke, not for discussion. It's like disagreeing that the Mona Lisa exists.
You fail, idiot.

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
please don't make any more threads. every time i open your threads they suck so bad that i shrivel up in a ball and jack off while watching teletubbys

Creepy. Very creepy.err

You're so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he asked you to move.

I dare this little girl to debate and pick a fight with the GDF's finest.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
No you can't considering there is nothing to disagree with. You can only disagree with things that you can agree with, and there is nothing specifically IN the joke you can disagree with. Free will has nothing to do with the statement made specifically for a joke, not for discussion. It's like disagreeing that the Mona Lisa exists.
You fail, idiot. Ironic.

Yo momma's so fat that they had to take her school photo by helicopter.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Ironic.

I don't see it. Please, don't strain yourself to back up your ridiculous post.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
No you can't considering there is nothing to disagree with. You can only disagree with things that you can agree with, and there is nothing specifically IN the joke you can disagree with. Free will has nothing to do with the statement made specifically for a joke, not for discussion. It's like disagreeing that the Mona Lisa exists.
You fail, idiot. I never said I disagree with the joke itself, I said I disagree with your explanation of the joke, which was this.Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Clinton shows that you would sleep with anyone, even Clinton. Clinton represents the comedy of sluttiness and having sex with just any guy who wants to. IT ADDS TO THE JOKE. You fail

Originally posted by JacopeX
I dare this little girl to debate and pick a fight with the GDF's finest.

GDF? What's that?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
GDF? What's that? General Discusion Forum

Originally posted by Strangelove
I never said I disagree with the joke itself, I said I disagree with your explanation of the joke, which was this.

You can't disagree if that IS the explanation. You fail horribly.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
GDF? What's that?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~


Considering that I actually take the time to write things out, I wouldn't know.

Originally posted by Wolflet
No

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Considering that I actually take the time to write things out, I wouldn't know. Obviously you dont think before you type. What else would GDF stand for? Maybe you should think before you type.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
You can't disagree if that IS the explanation. You fail horribly. Usually I'm dealing with people with an IQ higher than a jar of orange marmalade, but I'll spell it out clearly for you.

You argue that Bill Clinton being included in the joke adds to the joke. I DISAGREE

Have pleasant day

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Obviously you dont think before you type. What else would GDF stand for? Maybe you should think before you type.

Something on a DIFFERENT website, perhaps? This isn't the only thing on the internet.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Usually I'm dealing with people with an IQ higher than a jar of orange marmalade, but I'll spell it out clearly for you.

You argue that Bill Clinton being included in the joke adds to the joke. I DISAGREE

Have pleasant day

BOLD FONT AND CAPS ALWAYS GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Something on a DIFFERENT website, perhaps? This isn't the only thing on the internet. I'm sorry, we are on KMC, are we not?





KMC Stands for "Killer Movies Communities"


Thank you.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm sorry, we are on KMC, are we not?





KMC Stands for "Killer Movies Communities"


Thank you.



BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!

Originally posted by Strangelove
To jars of orange marmalade, yes

Agree.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Usually I'm dealing with people with an IQ higher than a jar of orange marmalade, but I'll spell it out clearly for you.

You argue that Bill Clinton being included in the joke adds to the joke. I DISAGREE

Have pleasant day

That's the thing.
I DON'T CARE.
Go argue with the guy who made the joke.
And about IQ? Sure. So that's why I have an average of 100 is advanced Algebra and College Preperation Science?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
That's the thing.
I DON'T CARE.
Go argue with the guy who made the joke.
And about IQ? Sure. So that's why I have an average of 100 is advanced Algebra and College Preperation Science?


u mean in advanced algebra and college preperation science right?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
So that's why I have an average of 100 is advanced Algebra and College Preperation Science?

lies

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN! srug

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
That's the thing.
I DON'T CARE.
Go argue with the guy who made the joke.
And about IQ? Sure. So that's why I have an average of 100 is advanced Algebra and College Preperation Science? You argue that I'm completely and totally wrong, but when I prove I'm right, suddenly you don't care? Go figure.

Sure, having a high IQ's great, but you know what's more important? Your Common Sense Quotient, which for you is clocking in at a tepid 23

Congrats about your IQ. Go cure cancer now

getout

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm sorry, we are on KMC, are we not?

Which is on the internet, where there are abbreviations all over the place that can mean anything. GDF, KMC, OMG, FTW, THK, TKF, TKT, FM, FCM, EMAG, SRMTHFG, GL, GLC, PC, MMPR, BBBB, BB, PENIS, ST, SW ect.

Originally posted by Strangelove
You argue that I'm completely and totally wrong, but when I prove I'm right, suddenly you don't care? Go figure.

Sure, having a high IQ's great, but you know what's more important? Your Common Sense Quotient, which for you is clocking in at a tepid 23 And thats all she wrote.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Which is on the internet, where there are abbreviations all over the place that can mean anything. GDF, KMC, OMG, FTW, THK, TKF, TKT, FM, FCM, EMAG, SRMTHFG, GL, GLC, PC, MMPR, BBBB, BB, PENIS, ST, SW ect.


i didnt know kmc meant General discussion Forum

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
i didnt know kmc meant General discussion Forum It doesn't. The GDF is a part of KMC

Originally posted by Strangelove
You argue that I'm completely and totally wrong.

Did I ever specifically say that? I said that that is what the joke was intended to be, whether you disagree or not.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Did I ever specifically say that? I said that that is what the joke was intended to be, whether you disagree or not. I was paraphrasing, Marmalade

Originally posted by Strangelove
It doesn't. The GDF is a part of KMC


i know i said it cause of the post above mine

110

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
i know i said it cause of the post above mine oh....my bad

Originally posted by Wolflet
110


PUPPY!


ow bad puppy go away puppy ow ow ow

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
PUPPY!


ow bad puppy go away puppy ow ow ow
OMG! shock

Originally posted by Strangelove
Congrats about your IQ. Go cure cancer now /B]

I am actually wishing to one day do that. It's a huge chance I won't but hey, if I could, I would definately do it.
My grandpa had cancer, which got me started on wishing that. Grandpa's alive, but we almost lost him.

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Ypu are a pathetic loser that sleeps with his mom and he makes a poo in his diper and he lickes his arm like a cat.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Which is on the internet, where there are abbreviations all over the place that can mean anything. GDF, KMC, OMG, FTW, THK, TKF, TKT, FM, FCM, EMAG, SRMTHFG, GL, GLC, PC, MMPR, BBBB, BB, PENIS, ST, SW ect. Okay, okay. I'm debating the fact that there are countless numbers of acronyms (letters that stand for words), we all know that. I'm debating the fact, that if you would've actually THOUGHT about it, you might not have looked like a moron. What else could GDF stand for in these forums, the KMC forums.

Lets go to NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and lets say we see Hawaiian Holdings INC. Which on NYSE is HA. Are you going to think someone is laughing. No. Because you have enough common sense to know where you are, so you can think it out.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Marmalade

droolio

Originally posted by Wolflet
OMG! shock


damn puppy crutch

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Okay, okay. I'm debating the fact that there are countless numbers of acronyms (letters that stand for words), we all know that. I'm debating the fact, that if you would've actually THOUGHT about it, you might not have looked like a moron. What else could GDF stand for in these forums, the KMC forums

He never said specifically on these forums, and naturally, I would not actually look at KMC's Forums, especially the ones I do not care to use.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
He never said specifically on these forums, and naturally, I would not actually look at KMC's Forums, especially the ones I do not care to use. Then you are indeed a moron.

That poll is the biggest pwnage ever.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
That poll is the biggest pwnage ever.
yea... pwned...

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Then you are indeed a moron.

Explain, because all it is that you are doing is looking for a scapegoat to an argument that is leaving from you faster than Britteny Speare's virginity did her.

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
damn puppy crutch
doggieheart

Why would i have to find a scapegoat.

it ended here...
Why would i have to find a scapegoat.

it ended here...
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Then you are indeed a moron.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Then you are indeed a moron.

Bill Engvall called. He wants his punchline back.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Explain, because all it is that you are doing is looking for a scapegoat to an argument that is leaving from you faster than Britteny Speare's virginity did her. Hows about you do some humor that isn't 5 years old?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Bill Engvall called. He wants his punchline back. Are you getting these from a website. Because they are so original and hilarious...



*end sarcastic transmission*

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Are you getting these from a website. Because they are so original and hilarious...



*end sarcastic transmission*



shockingi hope he didnt

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*end sarcastic transmission*

It didn't even start.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Are you getting these from a website. Because they are so original and hilarious...



*end sarcastic transmission*

This coming from the guy whose best ones are "Your mother" and "Moron".

Originally posted by Wolflet

24 no's and 2 yes's, im betting ones cheetah girl...

Originally posted by Strangelove
Hows about you do some humor that isn't 5 years old?

Why? Can't you remember that long ago?

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Why? Can't you remember that long ago? Because it's not funny anymore

Originally posted by Strangelove
Because it's not funny anymore

I find 3rd Rock From The Sun's 4th season to be absolutely hilarious, and that was seven years ago.

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I find 3rd Rock From The Sun's 4th season to be absolutely hilarious, and that was seven years ago. Because that's situational humor, not current events/political humor that gets old. That's why I Love Lucy is still funny.

.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Because that's situational humor, not current events/political humor that gets old. That's why I Love Lucy is still funny.

"I Love Lucy" sucked hard ass. Mr. Ed>Lucy

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
"I Love Lucy" sucked hard ass. Mr. Ed>Lucy ....how dare you insult I Love Lucy!!! fire2

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
I do.But I want to know what you poeple think.

You wanna know what I think? I think my 1 year old niece has better come backs then you. 1234

her back most be hot

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Bill Engvall called. He wants his punchline back.
Bill Engvall's punchline is "Here's your sign...." mullet

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Bill Engvall's punchline is "Here's your sign...." mullet

Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Bill Engvall called. He wants his punchline back.

Ultraman, before throwing crap at people, learn your shit.

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
I do.But I want to know what you poeple think.


err u think u do but u really dont cause ur really thinking u have really good come backs but u dont

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
YOU'RE AWESOME AT COMEBACKS!!

Everytime we think you've left for good, you come back.