No one on KMC has good comebacks.

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Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone. This, coming from the comeback queen herself. With amazing comebacks suck as "shut up" or "u r lame."


Get out before you make yourself looks worse than you already do (if that's possible.)

§P0oONY

Marth18
why oh why did you make another thread about this

Itzak
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=12350

You're right, they're better than yours and he's never even posted. ermm

Cheetah girl
ok so mabye poeple think I do but ist rude to say a 3 year old has better comebacks.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.

If you're referring to comebacks to things you say, then perhaps you should consider learning how to spell.

When all we have to work with is:

Yoo peepil suk big tim. I rool ovr yoo awl. It doesn't really give us much of a chance.

erm

Marth18
I have yet to hear a good comeback from you...

Itzak
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
ok so mabye poeple think I do but ist rude to say a 3 year old has better comebacks.

Not just any 3 year-old. he's a non-existing 3 year-old. herbnone

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
ok so mabye poeple think I do but ist rude to say a 3 year old has better comebacks.

And you'd know a lot about 3 year olds.... You molest most of them. happy

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
ok so mabye poeple think I do but ist rude to say a 3 year old has better comebacks. Wow. YOu say we have bad comebacks, and here you are saying we're "rude." This is KMC, child, we are not kind to those who fail.

Cheetah girl
Its still rude

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Marth18
I have yet to hear a good comeback from you...

I've yet to hear her string enough words together to form a proper sentence. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Scottie
Originally posted by Itzak
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=12350

You're right, they're better than yours and he's never even posted. ermm i lol'd

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Its still rude That's not the point. The point is we don't give a shit. Rudeness is a given when you're too stupid to realize that the word "no one" isn't one word, but two.

a1hsauce
confused

Marth18
Like a fox

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.
Actually I've had someone comeback while talking to me and I've been speechless. You haven't been around KMC much if you are saying this.

Marth18
I havnt had anyone make me speechless yet...as long as i know im right and they are ignorant

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.

"No one, I repeat, no one."

I took the liberty to highlight all the grammatical changes I had to make to your post to make it legible.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Not only did that make very little sense, but it was incredibly horrible.


You see, the keys to good comebacks are these following things:

1. Delivery. You must have a good delivery. Or, since it's the internet, you must be cool enough to have people imagine a good delivery. You aren't doing so well at that.

2. It must roll off the tongue. If it just sounds akward coming out of the mouth, then it fails as a comeback.

3. It must be funny. Wether it be "ohh, you got burned" funny, or "wow, that was so funny, I've ejaculated without touching myself" funny, the humor is a necessity.

4. It must be partially true. If you pull something random out of your ass, that makes absolutely no sense, but is funny, sounds good, and is delivered well, there'll still be no sting. If it's partially (or completely) true, then you've got a sting. And that's a good thing.

You, my grammar lacking, country music liking, friend, have none of these qualities.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Marth18
I havnt had anyone make me speechless yet...as long as i know im right and they are ignorant
laughing out loud It's so been done to me. stick out tongue

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
laughing out loud It's so been done to me. stick out tongue People have made me speechless......at their stupidity.

Marth18
SILENCE FOOL...lol jk...or am i?

the world may never know....

or will it?

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Marth18
SILENCE FOOL...lol jk...or am i?

the world may never know....

or will it? I will, because I'm omniscient.

Marth18
you will what

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
People have made me speechless......at their stupidity.
My dear, please do not talk. Thought you were talking about her grammar skills, it seems you lack the proper spelling yourself. smile

Marth18
You just started somthing you arn't going to win kelly

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
My dear, please do not talk. Thought you were talking about her grammar skills, it seems you lack the proper spelling yourself. smile

Hmm, what did he misspell?

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
My dear, please do not talk. Thought you were talking about her grammar skills, it seems you lack the proper spelling yourself. smile Though I would like to point out that spelling and grammar are two different things, I also must say that in that particular post there were no spelling errors.

Marth18
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ThePittman
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone. pitt_blank

Kelly_LS
2. It must roll off the tongue. If it just sounds ~~~~akward~~~~ coming out of the mouth, then it fails as a comeback.
3. It must be funny. ~~~~~Wether~~~~~ it be "ohh, you got burned" funny, or "wow, that was so funny, I've ejaculated without touching myself" funny, the humor is a necessity.

As well as in #3 no capitalization in the "O," No period after "burned."

Marth18
You really wanted to get back at him that badly?

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Though I would like to point out that spelling and grammar are two different things, I also must say that in that particular post there were no spelling errors.
Erm.....Lol, yes there were.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Marth18
You really wanted to get back at him that badly?
No, actually I don't, but he's written 4 steps to making comebacks better and was pretty much bombing the whole grammar and spelling thing himself.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
2. It must roll off the tongue. If it just sounds ~~~~akward~~~~ coming out of the mouth, then it fails as a comeback.
3. It must be funny. ~~~~~Wether~~~~~ it be "ohh, you got burned" funny, or "wow, that was so funny, I've ejaculated without touching myself" funny, the humor is a necessity.

As well as in #3 no capitalization in the "O," No period after "burned." Not only was that in a different thread, but that also wasn't the post you quoted. But if we're gonna get really technical here, I think you made a mistake in this post:

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
My dear, please do not talk. Thought you were talking about her grammar skills, it seems you lack the proper spelling yourself. smile

I believe you meant "though" instead of "thought."

And if you did mean "thought" then you misused it.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Not only was that in a different thread, but that also wasn't the post you quoted. But if we're gonna get really technical here, I think you made a mistake in this post:



I believe you meant "though" instead of "thought."

And if you did mean "thought" then you misused it.
Typo. Simple as that.

A typo and a mispelling are two completely different things. smile

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
No, actually I don't, but he's written 4 steps to making comebacks better and was pretty much bombing the whole grammar and spelling thing himself. Well, considering that those steps had very little to do with spelling or grammar, and I didn't use spell check as I usually do...

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Erm.....Lol, yes there were.

Sorry, it's "LOL" or "lol", not "Lol".

Storm
Whatever criticism is applied to another person, it should be applied to yourself as well.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Spearhead
If you're going to argue, at least do so for reasons other than spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Y'know, perhaps the content of their message rather than how it was expressed.

I mean, that's just silly...

Marth18
Lol....woops.... cinnabun time!

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Typo. Simple as that.

A typo and a mispelling are two completely different things. smile I'm aware of that. 99.9% of my misspellings are typos. I don't actually think that "weather" is spelt "wether." 'Twas a simple mistake.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by Storm
Whatever criticism is applied to another person, it should be applied to yourself as well.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Aajksdhajksd! Sorry. I'm getting tired of that anyway. Shutup TKOK! mullet


Edit: Oh my God I have the hankering to do something...refrain...REFRAIN!

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Erm.....Lol, yes there were. No, not in the quoted post. The post you quoted was error-free.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Aajksdhajksd! Sorry. I'm getting tired of that anyway. Shutup TKOK! mullet


Edit: Oh my God I have the hankering to do something...refrain...REFRAIN! "KoK" is better, but if you want to throw the "t" in there, go right ahead.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
No, not in the quoted post. The post you quoted was error-free.
laughing out loud You're a ravioli.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
laughing out loud You're a ravioli. Ravioli? How am I ravioli? I'm not even Italian.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Ravioli? How am I ravioli? I'm not even Italian.
I heard it last night....teheheh....and I liked it, so I used it. mullet

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I heard it last night....teheheh....and I liked it, so I used it. mullet Oh, ok. no expression

Kelly_LS
Dude, have you uploaded a custom smilie to the smilie page?

Marth18
whip

ThePittman
confused1

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Dude, have you uploaded a custom smilie to the smilie page? 4, actually.

Pourqui?


unsurekok

nonekok

kok

untitled

Kelly_LS
cry I can't upload one. That's poop.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
cry I can't upload one. That's poop. haha!

BlackSunshine
CRAP Another one????? When is the stupidity going to end?????

boma
KoK fails miserably

Marth18
keep feeding the useless thread!!

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by boma
KoK fails miserably And who are you, might I ask? Probablly one of those worthless CF-ers. You don't know me at all, yet you come in and mess with me randomly.

However, I must note the fact that you fail to comprehend originality, and you also suck at life. You must also be a young girl, about 8 or 9 years old, because you don't have a period.

Kelly_LS
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
haha!
NO haha! behind
For some reason whenever I click upload it brings me to a blank page. schmoll

JacopeX
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone. http://estiefyu.ytmnsfw.com/

Wolflet
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.
How can you say that when you only know 1 out of 102,542 KMC members no expression

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
"KoK" is better, but if you want to throw the "t" in there, go right ahead.

Hehehehe KOK...that sounds like cock.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hehehehe KOK...that sounds like cock. We've gone over this lesson before.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
We've gone over this lesson before.

I don't care. It's the first time I've noticed, so I'm going to have my immature 5 minutes of fun. I'm important enough to indulge, trust me.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't care. It's the first time I've noticed, so I'm going to have my immature 5 minutes of fun. I'm important enough to indulge, trust me. I guess.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.

I do actually. I quite rock.

Barker
The irony of this thread is astounding.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I guess.

There is no guessing. Indulging my impetuousness is wise.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sorry, it's "LOL" or "lol", not "Lol". Technically it should always be LOL..

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Barker
The irony of this thread is astounding.

Nerak
Originally posted by Barker
The irony of this thread is astounding.
laughing

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Nerak
laughing

My God...you have less than 100 posts in 3 plus years....what have you been doing? eek!

Strangelove
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone. Whenever you point a finger, you point three back at yourself

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
Whenever you point a finger, you point three back at yourself

That's a really cool trick. *tries to do it* I guess it's not that hard. wink

Kelly_LS
Why has she not come back to see the 4 pages that somehow filled her thread up?

Strangelove
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
My God...you have less than 100 posts in 3 plus years....what have you been doing? eek! honestly blink

Nerak
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
My God...you have less than 100 posts in 3 plus years....what have you been doing? eek!
Homework cry

Strangelove
Originally posted by Nerak
Homework cry must've been a ***** of a paper blink

ThePittman
Originally posted by Nerak
Homework cry Man that is alot of home work stick out tongue

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.

The only difference between you and a bucket of manuer is the bucket.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone. Your mother.

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Your mother.

That's it?

That Paris Hilton sex tape? Failed notes at watching your mom and I.
See, Da Rev? Put a bit more effort into it. It's fun. stick out tongue Then again, any chance to insult Cheetah is great.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
That's it?

That Paris Hilton sex tape? Failed notes at watching your mom and I.
See, Da Rev? Put a bit more effort into it. It's fun. stick out tongue Then again, any chance to insult Cheetah is great. wanker

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
wanker

You like that, don't ya?

~Da Rev~
If it amuses you, yes.

Lyna303
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.
you are a whore... shrugs good comeback?...lol

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
If it amuses you

Like it did your boyfriend?

~Da Rev~
Sure.....are you having fun?

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Lyna303
you are a whore... shrugs good comeback?...lol

Better than CG or DR's.

In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.


miss. i have the best comebacks. Your comebacks suck so bad that they got mistakened as a ten dolla ho

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
miss. i have the best comebacks. Your comebacks suck so bad that they got mistakened as a ten dolla ho

Hey, Chevy Chase called. He wants his jokes back.

In Fate's Hands
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Hey, Chevy Chase called. He wants his jokes back. sad i just thought of that now lol

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
sad i just thought of that now lol

big grin

DragonWoman
No, it's just the fact that she's a 10 y/o girl tryna pass herself off for a girl in her mid teens...it just doesnt work...

Röland
Originally posted by DragonWoman
No, it's just the fact that she's a 10 y/o girl tryna pass herself off for a girl in her mid teens...it just doesnt work...

I personally think she is a boy. srug

Prabhodh
Originally posted by Cheetah girl
Noone I repete Noone.

Who the feck is noone?

and what's 'repete'?

Lyna303
Originally posted by DragonWoman
No, it's just the fact that she's a 10 y/o girl tryna pass herself off for a girl in her mid teens...it just doesnt work... some people cant take a hint sometimes...

Röland
Originally posted by Prabhodh
Who the feck is noone?

and what's 'repete'?

Noone is the opposite of Noon

and

repete is slang for repeat

In Fate's Hands

Prabhodh

Röland
Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
maybe shes a cheetah who is a girl who can use the internet like a ten year old who some people think is a boy shocking

whatever floats your boat

Röland
Originally posted by Prabhodh
I see, so.... ummm..... my head hurts cry

it's ok the clinically moronic sometimes do that to people

Wolflet

Röland
Originally posted by Wolflet
Weeeeeee boat

what they don't show in that smiley is that there's a shark swimming right by the boat shock

Wolflet

Röland
Originally posted by Wolflet
Don't scare me cry

Why? Are you the smiley on the boat? leftright

Wolflet
No, I am the shark stick out tongue

Röland
Originally posted by Wolflet
No, I am the shark stick out tongue

eek!

Wolflet
That looks like a turtle of course donatello

Röland
Originally posted by Wolflet
That looks like a turtle of course donatello

wait. . . wait, you're a shark that looks like a turtle? messed

Wolflet

Röland
Originally posted by Wolflet
Of course mhm

K. . . cool. . . I guess but. . . but what if the next time I open my closet there is a shark that looks like a turtle! no expression

Wolflet

Röland
Originally posted by Wolflet
Blame Taft shock

Why! no expression

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Why has she not come back to see the 4 pages that somehow filled her thread up?

shes probably about to make another dumb thread.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Wolflet
Blame Taft shock William Howard Taft?

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/reform/jb_reform_taft_1_e.jpg

Blanka
Originally posted by Strangelove
William Howard Taft?

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jb/reform/jb_reform_taft_1_e.jpg that guy broke his bathtub cause he was fat

Strangelove
Originally posted by Blanka
that guy broke his bathtub cause he was fat he didn't break it, he got stuck in it

dr. pookie
cheeta girl, your mother has ingrown nipples

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